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Date: 01/07/10 12:00 PM

161 Responses to Shar Goes To Facebook To Ask If She`s A Slut [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Link: Shar Goes To Facebook To Ask If She`s A Slut - Her friend Brandon makes what may be the most logical comment about sluts ever. I don`t think you can crack his logic.
  2. Profile photo of lakerzz8
    lakerzz8 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Hahah! That`s a good one!
  3. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    hahaha thats awesome
  4. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    lmao nice
  5. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    I really wish I had thought of that.
  6. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    great point indeed
  7. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Interesting analogy! I like it!
  8. Profile photo of baraban
    baraban Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Can`t argue with that
  9. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    holy crap....thats the greatest analogy ever!!!!
  10. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    I can`t stop laughing. xD
  11. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    This metaphor does not work for gay couples. o_O Or procreation. Or whoreness!

    ...Having said that, I did laugh.

  12. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Point made.
  13. Profile photo of mikeoxsbigg
    mikeoxsbigg Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    That kid should write a freaking book.
  14. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    solid theory he`s got there lol
  15. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    that is more epic than god
  16. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    You Sir.. are a genuis. 4 stars.
  17. Profile photo of Xutar
    Xutar Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    win for creativity
  18. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    That is a brilliant analogy.
  19. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Brandon wins 1 Internet. That`s drating awesome!
  20. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Lol so wrong and yet.... so right!
  21. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Yeah it was so funny like a year ago when it showed up on sikipedia this guy is just ripping off somebody elses joke
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Great aspect i love it!
  23. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    hahaha that sums it all up very nicely. i plan to use that.
  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    i really like the way he put that. i think i might use that.
  25. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Nice :)
  26. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    lmao that`s great!!!
  27. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Zing!
  28. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    im using that now.
  29. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    That`s a interesting way of looking at it, but it`s still sexist.
  30. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    should be a bumper sticker or something (albeit long).
    Best come back ever. Even better if he made it up.
  31. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    hahahaha!
  32. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    I have some guy friends who sleep around a lot and I always call them sluts. Slut is usually a term for girls but its twice the burn when you say it to a dude.
  33. Profile photo of Looshk
    Looshk Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    If I knew that guy personally I`d have punched him in the face by now.
  34. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    a hoebag is still a hoebag, whether its sexist or not.
  35. Profile photo of NinthMoon
    NinthMoon Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    I can only hope we`ll get past this. Just like we got past women forbidden to study, wearing pants, women forbidden to show their ankles, women forbidden to make choices for themselves and their body (well, that`s something women are still fighting for in some countries, but one should never give up hope, right?). Society evolves! So I say, live your lives like you want, girls! Be free! :D
  36. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    Think about it this way.

    If you know he`s not right, you know it.

    Some of the funniest jokes are completely incorrect under the surface.

    So how about laughing?

  37. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    genius
  38. Profile photo of NinthMoon
    NinthMoon Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    oh, sombrero, talking to me? :D Did I sound too serious in my post? Ahah, I`m sorry, it`s actually a funny joke, it is. It`s clever...kind of. But I know people who takes something like that literally and despise girls for doing things like that, and it`s not cool at all. I didn`t intend to ruin a good joke, sorry :) forgive me?
  39. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    But only an intrusive thief would be using his key in so many locks.
  40. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Think about it: a man could, in theory, impregnate many women and that is good for him in terms of reproductive fitness. So it is desireable for a man to have sex with every woman in town. But a woman can only get pregnant once per year, roughly, so it is greatly to her advantage to be selective. So it is preferable for a woman to only be sleeping with one guy at any given time in her life, and only the very best guy who treats her well and cares about her.
  41. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    LandoGriffin, what are we living in the dark ages? Sex isn`t just for making babies anymore.
  42. Profile photo of ecpkngt
    ecpkngt Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    "So I say, live your lives like you want, girls! Be free! :D "

    Oh... well... thanks for your permission...

  43. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Can`t argue with Brandon`s lockgic.
  44. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    thats funny
  45. Profile photo of frajola
    frajola Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Besides the obvious anatomical metaphore, why is the man the key in this story?
  46. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Clever. Irrelevant, but clever.
  47. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Personally? I don`t find it appropriate that either gender whore themselves out. I don`t view the person as negatively as, say, those that would call Shar (for instance) a slut; but more on the level of belching in public. Unpleasant but meh...
  48. Profile photo of andfoll132
    andfoll132 Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    Valid point Brandon....
  49. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    I`m gonna use this quote tomorrow. It`s awesomely true!
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    JJdagdelen
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    lol, Brandon is awesome.
  51. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:16 pm
  52. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    "Besides the obvious anatomical metaphore, why is the man the key in this story?"

    not only is the metaphor anatomically correct, it is also literally correct. women can get penises all day without even trying. men have to lie, cheat, jump through hoops, spend money, fight, or do any other number of things just to get into some neden.
    so yup, anatomy aside, men are the keys.

  53. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    I could care less how many people anyone chooses to have sex with. Just a wear a damn condom.
  54. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    women can get penises all day without even trying. men have to lie, cheat, jump through hoops, spend money, fight, or do any other number of things just to get into some neden.

    Its a tough life.

  55. Profile photo of SFunk
    SFunk Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    @frajola
    the most logical reasoning is that a man having sex with many women results in a lot of babies, one man could hypothetically repopulate the world, as messed up as it would cause the gene pool to be. Obviously this isn`t the case with women.
  56. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Doesn`t actually make much sense.
    Sex should be for love, not sex for the sake of sex, but most women aren`t trying to `lock` men out.
  57. Profile photo of electricmonk
    electricmonk Female 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Brandon is my hero xD
  58. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    lol Brandon his just mad the most sense about the subject EVER!
  59. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    Take that Shar, Bitch
  60. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    "not only is the metaphor anatomically correct, it is also literally correct. women can get penises all day without even trying. men have to lie, cheat, jump through hoops, spend money, fight, or do any other number of things just to get into some neden."

    Though seriously, this is why the stereotype exists. Because it`s perceived that men have to work harder for sex, when they have many sexual partners, they are viewed as being "successful", since it`s considered generally harder to accomplish. But for women, since it`s (believed to be) so easy for them to get laid, they get drummed down. It`s not a "challenge" for them, so it`s not an accomplishment. Not only that, they`re supposed to be making it hard, so a woman who makes it easy to have sex with her is seen in a negative light (for "not doing things they way they should be done").

  61. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    ZING! ouch! Painfully accurate, eh?
  62. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Adding to faves, this makes total since.
  63. Profile photo of ravensky
    ravensky Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    no 5cats.
  64. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    OMG! Yes!! Someone was asking me this, now I know what to say!
  65. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 7, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    LMAO Brandon is DA MAN. What a sexist, biased, patronizing, logical and awesome answer! I don`t know whether to punch him or make him the next President of the USA. Tears in my eyes, Brandon. Tears.
  66. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Never thought about the sluts thing. Awesome logic though.
  67. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Haha I heard that saying a few times. It`s comparing apples to oranges but still lol worthy.
  68. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    awesome
  69. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 7, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    > GRadde
    > [insert whitty, positive remark about post">

    It`d probably be more witty if you knew how to spell witty. But maybe you`re Catholic.

  70. Profile photo of jesseg
    jesseg Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    I don`t get it.. Someone explain?
  71. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
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    January 7, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    I like women who know what they are doing in bed, this usually doesn`t happen until after their 20th partner or so.
  72. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Ha Brandon wins!
  73. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    WIN DEFINITION.
  74. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    "I like women who know what they are doing in bed, this usually doesn`t happen until after their 20th partner or so."

    That`s so not true... it`s more to do with compatibility and being able to read what the other person likes/wants. Not how many people you`ve slept with.

  75. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    I chose a partner who believes like I do, no sex before marriage. Guess what: we have an amazing sex life now because we both choose to wait.
  76. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    > elkingo
    > no sex before marriage. Guess what: we have an amazing sex life now because we waited

    Guess what: she didn`t and neither did you. But if you choose to believe it...

  77. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Pig. Clever answer but he is still a pig. Society is sexist but who cares, as long as you are safe, happy and smart then you can sleep with as many people as you want..
  78. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    haha. Epic answer.
  79. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    I don`t get it.. Someone explain?

    Hey is simply likening a key to a penis and a lock to a vagina. You call a key a master (i.e The master/stud etc) key If it can open loads of locks (vagina). If a lock (vagina) can be opened by any key (penis) then it is pooty (slut).

    i mean it is quite clever but poor taste.

  80. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    I chose a partner who believes like I do, no sex before marriage. Guess what: we have an amazing sex life now because we both choose to wait.

    Let`s see If you still say that in 20 odd years...

  81. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    Thats an epic analogy.
  82. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    brandon is quite the genius
  83. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Nature is sexist, not society.
  84. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    Funny.. but yeah her answer is that this is one area where there are double standards.

    mainly though if a guy sleeps with a lot of women... it`s the guys around him calling him a stud, not the women around him.

    but if a girl is known to have slept with a lot of guys.... it`s generally either other women around her that are calling her a slut, or it`s the guys she`s refused to sleep with.

  85. Profile photo of banger
    banger Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    That one good way to explain it, LOL.
  86. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    That`s probably the best analogy I have ever heard in regards to the slut double standard debacle.
  87. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    well put. but i think chicks should drat as much as they want
  88. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Thats actually quite brilliant
  89. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    ahhhahah pwned.
  90. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    That`s... wow. That`s just an astounding analogy.
  91. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    Nature is sexist, not society.
  92. Profile photo of Nif
    Nif Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    hee hee hee
  93. Profile photo of cgears09
    cgears09 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    @elle1987

    isn`t the lock an analogy to the woman`s will rather than her vagina? Vaginas mostly (and I do stress mostly (see micropenis on wikipedia)) allow any penis. I would like to argue that nature is indeed the sexist in this scenario only because of the fact that men constantly try to impress women as seen throughout thousands of species of life on earth. So it would be seen that women are acting out of their element if they allow a lot of guys to have sex with them. While men are spreading the seed, trying to ensure the survival of thier species generations down the line, so since women are on the receiving end of nature, men cannot be blamed for taking pride in sleeping with lots of women.

    Nature is sexist, get a sex change if you want to take pride in sleeping with a lot of people.

  94. Profile photo of send55
    send55 Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    BASH did it first...
  95. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    I lol`d pretty hard haha
  96. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    now thats a win
  97. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    The analogy is f*cking hilarious, sure, but it actually makes absolutely no sense and he`s a dumbass for thinking the two things are relative.
  98. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    ha
    that`s awesome.
  99. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    makes perfect sense.
  100. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    Wow, that`s funny. Clever thinking.
  101. Profile photo of greenfreak19
    greenfreak19 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    @peloos12
    i does make sense. here`s another way to look at it.
    for a guy to get a bunch of girls, he has to be cool, slick, charming, good looking, doesn`t smell bad, and the list just keeps on going. but for a girl to get a bunch of guys, she just has to be there.
  102. Profile photo of HipHoptamus
    HipHoptamus Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    haha
    beautiful
  103. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    peloos, I think it makes perfect sense. A lock that will take any key is pointless. Why even have it? You want a lock that will only take your key. On the other hand, if you could get your key to work in any lock, that`d be pretty sweet.

    Imagine though that the key is a little alcohol and smooth-talking.

  104. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    this comment is so win, i must use it next time i get into a debate over this topic...
  105. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    THAT COMMENT PWNS!!!
  106. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Holy crap, definitely didn`t see that one coming. Love it!
  107. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    wow that was a great comment.
  108. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    Count it!
  109. Profile photo of ze_tuna_fish
    ze_tuna_fish Female 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    I feel like the collective IQ of everyone on this site drops more and more everyday.
  110. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    ze_tuna_fish, thanks for making it possible.
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    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    saw it on bash first
  112. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    January 7, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    a slut sleeps with anybody who wants HER, a sexually prolific woman sleeps with any body SHE WANTS.
  113. Profile photo of apoet4life
    apoet4life Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    "saw it on bash first"

    Because there`s a contest online to see which site posts something first? Nobody really cares if something was on another site first. Your post insinuates that IAB is inferior to bash. Stay on bash if things get posted there first. We love IAB! Keep up the good work fancylad! ;)

  114. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    Keeping with the metaphor, what`s anal sex?
  115. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 11:58 pm
    ...I like this.
  116. Profile photo of ICanHasWin
    ICanHasWin Male 13-17
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    January 8, 2010 at 12:05 am
    Shenanigans, this Brandon guy stole the joke off www.sickipedia.org
  117. Profile photo of kinpower
    kinpower Male 18-29
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    January 8, 2010 at 12:36 am
    Batmanners, anal is unlocking the back door
  118. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
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    January 8, 2010 at 12:36 am
    `Keeping with the metaphor, what`s anal sex?`

    Thats a rusty lock

  119. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 8, 2010 at 12:43 am
    > ICanHasWin
    > Shenanigans, this Brandon guy stole the joke off www.sickipedia.org

    OMFG!!!! You mean its a ... *gasp* ... repost!??

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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    January 8, 2010 at 1:00 am
    hahahaha
  121. Profile photo of Radfad
    Radfad Male 30-39
    28 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 1:27 am
    "a slut sleeps with anybody who wants HER, a sexually prolific woman sleeps with any body SHE WANTS."

    jinxiejae you are now my hero.

  122. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 1:35 am
    lol
  123. Profile photo of Damarus13
    Damarus13 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 1:37 am
    Anal sex, in this case, is picking the lock.
  124. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:04 am
    Sigh I wish I had a "master key" :(
    No master key = master bate.
  125. Profile photo of Aceyblob
    Aceyblob Female 18-29
    91 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:28 am
    xD that`s the most amusing explanation I`ve ever seen.
  126. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 3:46 am
    simple, if a guy sleeps with loads of women, he`s a slut too
  127. Profile photo of ecpkngt
    ecpkngt Female 18-29
    150 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:37 am
    But locks protect property...

    Good for a laugh, but also illuminating.

    Women in the US were not granted legal majority- adult status- until the late 1800s. In the first states to recognize them as human beings. No voting, couldn`t study at university, couldn`t go to court in their own name.

    Not much more than a hundred years ago. Four or five generations. Women were essentially property. The root of this wasn`t really some perceived feminine inferiority- it really all comes down to sex.

    Blame it on the biology, sure. A woman`s reproductive capacity- and by extension, the entire person that she is- is a precious commodity to be protected by the "lock" of trained chastity, social ridicule, law. Everything`s about sex. Kind of sad, I think there`s more to life.

  128. Profile photo of ha1b
    ha1b Male 13-17
    72 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:17 am
    Haha, Genius!
  129. Profile photo of Rhinosaur
    Rhinosaur Male 18-29
    62 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 6:51 am
    Brandon is a thief. Thats one of the top quotes on bash.org
  130. Profile photo of Scruffeh
    Scruffeh Male 18-29
    64 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:48 am
    The way I see it is this...It takes a lot of work to be a Stud, not just any guy can be a Stud. But to be a Slut it takes having a vagina, that`s about it. Any girl can get a guy to have sex with her by just asking, but if just any guy asks to have sex with someone they will be slapped or whatever. Women have it much easier in the sex department. That`s why Roofies were invented, to give losers more of a fighting chance. Not that I agree with Date Rape...just saying.
  131. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:09 am
    Well played, Brandon Last Name Blurred!

    Not everyone sees guys who sleep around as studs...unfortunately, society has led people to see men and women differently with regards to--among other things--sex. Don`t be a slut, and you don`t have to worry! Ta da!

  132. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:13 am
    People get laid. Its in our nature to spread seed and such. Everyone is a slut nowadays.
  133. Profile photo of neosophist
    neosophist Male 18-29
    138 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:25 am
    to quote beerfest "we are all sluts on the inside"
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    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Evrybody is a genius on facebook
  135. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    lol omg that is so win. i love it.
  136. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    From now on I-A-B, Brandon will be used instead of Chad.
  137. Profile photo of luvsushi
    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    lmao that is funnyee as he// .
  138. Profile photo of MindiMadness
    MindiMadness Female 13-17
    131 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    WIN! hahaha!
  139. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Ah man, brilliant xD
  140. Profile photo of Aidieal
    Aidieal Female 18-29
    118 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    if a guy sleeps with a lot of girls then he is a man whore. I know one, and it really does happen.
  141. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    What a great answer! I love it; Brandon FTW.
  142. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    Please count another point for guys
  143. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    It is a win but it is not original at all, its been used before
  144. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    wow....never thought of it like that...definitely using that...
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    mypreciousss Female 18-29
    134 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    wow really aidieal? the rest of the world wouldn`t have known that had you not said anything. are you sure you`re not in the 12-17 category?
  146. Profile photo of urnotthetime
    urnotthetime Male 18-29
    80 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 1:25 am
    I feel smarter for having read that.
  147. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 7:50 am
    Read it before on a joke site or something, exact same words were used. :-(
  148. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 11:50 am
    "Read it before on a joke site or something, exact same words were used."

    That seems to be the case a lot of the time.

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    andrewd86 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    sickipedia.org it was on
  150. Profile photo of PandaMofo
    PandaMofo Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    I believe it was on lamebook.com. Same with all the other facebook posts on here.
  151. Profile photo of diegotx
    diegotx Male 18-29
    239 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    Brandon`s so right
  152. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    wow. i feel smarter lol...
  153. Profile photo of seetherage
    seetherage Male 18-29
    85 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    I love this guy! :D
  154. Profile photo of Zerachial
    Zerachial Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 14, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    That guy is awesome.
  155. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    and Brandon is another Man whore.
  156. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    correlation failure, but great analogy
  157. Profile photo of kevinoan
    kevinoan Male 18-29
    45 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    hahha brandon. cool
  158. Profile photo of brandon2743
    brandon2743 Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 23, 2010 at 6:40 am
    hahahaha that was me!!!!
  159. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:05 am
    awesome. give him a high five please
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    Finchy147 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    *Like comment* lol
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    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:03 am
    Brandon. U. ROCK.

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