Shar Goes To Facebook To Ask If She`s A Slut [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Tech

Her friend Brandon makes what may be the most logical comment about sluts ever. I don"t think you can crack his logic.
There are 160 comments:
Male 203
Brandon. U. ROCK.
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Male 5
*Like comment* lol
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Male 211
awesome. give him a high five please
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Male 1
hahahaha that was me!!!!
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Male 45
hahha brandon. cool
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Female 914
correlation failure, but great analogy
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Female 295
and Brandon is another Man whore.
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Male 1
That guy is awesome.
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Male 85
I love this guy! :D
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Female 135
wow. i feel smarter lol...
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Male 239
Brandon`s so right
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Male 2
I believe it was on lamebook.com. Same with all the other facebook posts on here.
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Male 22
sickipedia.org it was on
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Male 3,755
"Read it before on a joke site or something, exact same words were used."

That seems to be the case a lot of the time.

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Male 233
Read it before on a joke site or something, exact same words were used. :-(
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Male 80
I feel smarter for having read that.
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Female 134
wow really aidieal? the rest of the world wouldn`t have known that had you not said anything. are you sure you`re not in the 12-17 category?
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Male 3,915
wow....never thought of it like that...definitely using that...
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Male 1,918
It is a win but it is not original at all, its been used before
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Male 15,510
Please count another point for guys
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Male 173
What a great answer! I love it; Brandon FTW.
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Female 118
if a guy sleeps with a lot of girls then he is a man whore. I know one, and it really does happen.
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Male 772
Ah man, brilliant xD
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Female 131
WIN! hahaha!
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Female 169
lmao that is funnyee as he// .
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Female 236
From now on I-A-B, Brandon will be used instead of Chad.
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Female 3,828
lol omg that is so win. i love it.
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Male 1,043
Evrybody is a genius on facebook
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Male 138
to quote beerfest "we are all sluts on the inside"
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Female 291
People get laid. Its in our nature to spread seed and such. Everyone is a slut nowadays.
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Female 331
Well played, Brandon Last Name Blurred!

Not everyone sees guys who sleep around as studs...unfortunately, society has led people to see men and women differently with regards to--among other things--sex. Don`t be a slut, and you don`t have to worry! Ta da!

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Male 64
The way I see it is this...It takes a lot of work to be a Stud, not just any guy can be a Stud. But to be a Slut it takes having a vagina, that`s about it. Any girl can get a guy to have sex with her by just asking, but if just any guy asks to have sex with someone they will be slapped or whatever. Women have it much easier in the sex department. That`s why Roofies were invented, to give losers more of a fighting chance. Not that I agree with Date Rape...just saying.
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Male 62
Brandon is a thief. Thats one of the top quotes on bash.org
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Male 72
Haha, Genius!
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Female 149
But locks protect property...

Good for a laugh, but also illuminating.

Women in the US were not granted legal majority- adult status- until the late 1800s. In the first states to recognize them as human beings. No voting, couldn`t study at university, couldn`t go to court in their own name.

Not much more than a hundred years ago. Four or five generations. Women were essentially property. The root of this wasn`t really some perceived feminine inferiority- it really all comes down to sex.

Blame it on the biology, sure. A woman`s reproductive capacity- and by extension, the entire person that she is- is a precious commodity to be protected by the "lock" of trained chastity, social ridicule, law. Everything`s about sex. Kind of sad, I think there`s more to life.

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Male 298
simple, if a guy sleeps with loads of women, he`s a slut too
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Female 91
xD that`s the most amusing explanation I`ve ever seen.
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Male 660
Sigh I wish I had a "master key" :(
No master key = master bate.
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Male 42
Anal sex, in this case, is picking the lock.
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Male 1,129
lol
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Male 28
"a slut sleeps with anybody who wants HER, a sexually prolific woman sleeps with any body SHE WANTS."

jinxiejae you are now my hero.

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Female 5,222
hahahaha
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Male 8,302
> ICanHasWin
> Shenanigans, this Brandon guy stole the joke off www.sickipedia.org

OMFG!!!! You mean its a ... *gasp* ... repost!??

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Male 413
`Keeping with the metaphor, what`s anal sex?`

Thats a rusty lock

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Male 67
Batmanners, anal is unlocking the back door
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Male 24
Shenanigans, this Brandon guy stole the joke off www.sickipedia.org
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Female 1,578
...I like this.
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Male 4,004
Keeping with the metaphor, what`s anal sex?
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Male 236
"saw it on bash first"

Because there`s a contest online to see which site posts something first? Nobody really cares if something was on another site first. Your post insinuates that IAB is inferior to bash. Stay on bash if things get posted there first. We love IAB! Keep up the good work fancylad! ;)

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Female 2,927
a slut sleeps with anybody who wants HER, a sexually prolific woman sleeps with any body SHE WANTS.
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Male 269
saw it on bash first
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Male 3,755
ze_tuna_fish, thanks for making it possible.
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Female 92
I feel like the collective IQ of everyone on this site drops more and more everyday.
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Male 166
Count it!
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Male 1,083
wow that was a great comment.
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Male 2,690
Holy crap, definitely didn`t see that one coming. Love it!
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Male 612
THAT COMMENT PWNS!!!
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Male 2,199
this comment is so win, i must use it next time i get into a debate over this topic...
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Male 3,755
peloos, I think it makes perfect sense. A lock that will take any key is pointless. Why even have it? You want a lock that will only take your key. On the other hand, if you could get your key to work in any lock, that`d be pretty sweet.

Imagine though that the key is a little alcohol and smooth-talking.

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Male 8
haha
beautiful
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Male 48
@peloos12
i does make sense. here`s another way to look at it.
for a guy to get a bunch of girls, he has to be cool, slick, charming, good looking, doesn`t smell bad, and the list just keeps on going. but for a girl to get a bunch of guys, she just has to be there.
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Male 1,351
Wow, that`s funny. Clever thinking.
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Male 1,182
makes perfect sense.
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Male 891
ha
that`s awesome.
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Male 3,819
The analogy is f*cking hilarious, sure, but it actually makes absolutely no sense and he`s a dumbass for thinking the two things are relative.
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Male 999
now thats a win
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Male 260
I lol`d pretty hard haha
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Male 318
BASH did it first...
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Male 2
@elle1987

isn`t the lock an analogy to the woman`s will rather than her vagina? Vaginas mostly (and I do stress mostly (see micropenis on wikipedia)) allow any penis. I would like to argue that nature is indeed the sexist in this scenario only because of the fact that men constantly try to impress women as seen throughout thousands of species of life on earth. So it would be seen that women are acting out of their element if they allow a lot of guys to have sex with them. While men are spreading the seed, trying to ensure the survival of thier species generations down the line, so since women are on the receiving end of nature, men cannot be blamed for taking pride in sleeping with lots of women.

Nature is sexist, get a sex change if you want to take pride in sleeping with a lot of people.

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Female 86
hee hee hee
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Male 3,755
Nature is sexist, not society.
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Male 3,014
That`s... wow. That`s just an astounding analogy.
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Male 363
ahhhahah pwned.
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Female 241
Thats actually quite brilliant
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Male 321
well put. but i think chicks should drat as much as they want
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Female 2,352
That`s probably the best analogy I have ever heard in regards to the slut double standard debacle.
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Male 8
That one good way to explain it, LOL.
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Male 3,147
Funny.. but yeah her answer is that this is one area where there are double standards.

mainly though if a guy sleeps with a lot of women... it`s the guys around him calling him a stud, not the women around him.

but if a girl is known to have slept with a lot of guys.... it`s generally either other women around her that are calling her a slut, or it`s the guys she`s refused to sleep with.

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Male 3,755
Nature is sexist, not society.
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Female 2,672
brandon is quite the genius
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Male 955
Thats an epic analogy.
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Female 519
I chose a partner who believes like I do, no sex before marriage. Guess what: we have an amazing sex life now because we both choose to wait.

Let`s see If you still say that in 20 odd years...

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Female 519
I don`t get it.. Someone explain?

Hey is simply likening a key to a penis and a lock to a vagina. You call a key a master (i.e The master/stud etc) key If it can open loads of locks (vagina). If a lock (vagina) can be opened by any key (penis) then it is pooty (slut).

i mean it is quite clever but poor taste.

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Female 311
haha. Epic answer.
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Female 519
Pig. Clever answer but he is still a pig. Society is sexist but who cares, as long as you are safe, happy and smart then you can sleep with as many people as you want..
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Male 8,302
> elkingo
> no sex before marriage. Guess what: we have an amazing sex life now because we waited

Guess what: she didn`t and neither did you. But if you choose to believe it...

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Male 5,620
I chose a partner who believes like I do, no sex before marriage. Guess what: we have an amazing sex life now because we both choose to wait.
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Male 1,266
"I like women who know what they are doing in bed, this usually doesn`t happen until after their 20th partner or so."

That`s so not true... it`s more to do with compatibility and being able to read what the other person likes/wants. Not how many people you`ve slept with.

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Female 355
WIN DEFINITION.
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Male 730
Ha Brandon wins!
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Male 1,190
I like women who know what they are doing in bed, this usually doesn`t happen until after their 20th partner or so.
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Male 98
I don`t get it.. Someone explain?
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Male 8,302
> GRadde
> [insert whitty, positive remark about post">

It`d probably be more witty if you knew how to spell witty. But maybe you`re Catholic.

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Female 224
awesome
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Male 534
Haha I heard that saying a few times. It`s comparing apples to oranges but still lol worthy.
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Male 629
Never thought about the sluts thing. Awesome logic though.
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Male 8,302
LMAO Brandon is DA MAN. What a sexist, biased, patronizing, logical and awesome answer! I don`t know whether to punch him or make him the next President of the USA. Tears in my eyes, Brandon. Tears.
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Male 2,506
OMG! Yes!! Someone was asking me this, now I know what to say!
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Female 106
no 5cats.
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Female 9,562
Adding to faves, this makes total since.
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Male 40,414
ZING! ouch! Painfully accurate, eh?
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Male 471
"not only is the metaphor anatomically correct, it is also literally correct. women can get penises all day without even trying. men have to lie, cheat, jump through hoops, spend money, fight, or do any other number of things just to get into some neden."

Though seriously, this is why the stereotype exists. Because it`s perceived that men have to work harder for sex, when they have many sexual partners, they are viewed as being "successful", since it`s considered generally harder to accomplish. But for women, since it`s (believed to be) so easy for them to get laid, they get drummed down. It`s not a "challenge" for them, so it`s not an accomplishment. Not only that, they`re supposed to be making it hard, so a woman who makes it easy to have sex with her is seen in a negative light (for "not doing things they way they should be done").

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Male 1,071
Take that Shar, Bitch
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Female 204
lol Brandon his just mad the most sense about the subject EVER!
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Female 96
Brandon is my hero xD
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Female 635
Doesn`t actually make much sense.
Sex should be for love, not sex for the sake of sex, but most women aren`t trying to `lock` men out.
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Male 10,440
[quote] women can get penises all day without even trying. men have to lie, cheat, jump through hoops, spend money, fight, or do any other number of things just to get into some neden. [/quote]

Its a tough life.

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Male 68
@frajola
the most logical reasoning is that a man having sex with many women results in a lot of babies, one man could hypothetically repopulate the world, as messed up as it would cause the gene pool to be. Obviously this isn`t the case with women.
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Female 4,376
I could care less how many people anyone chooses to have sex with. Just a wear a damn condom.
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Male 2,591
"Besides the obvious anatomical metaphore, why is the man the key in this story?"

not only is the metaphor anatomically correct, it is also literally correct. women can get penises all day without even trying. men have to lie, cheat, jump through hoops, spend money, fight, or do any other number of things just to get into some neden.
so yup, anatomy aside, men are the keys.

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Male 2,552
[insert whitty, positive remark about post]
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Male 294
I`m gonna use this quote tomorrow. It`s awesomely true!
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Male 74
Valid point Brandon....
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Male 205
Personally? I don`t find it appropriate that either gender whore themselves out. I don`t view the person as negatively as, say, those that would call Shar (for instance) a slut; but more on the level of belching in public. Unpleasant but meh...
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Female 1,963
Clever. Irrelevant, but clever.
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Female 99
Besides the obvious anatomical metaphore, why is the man the key in this story?
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Female 999
thats funny
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Male 1,590
Can`t argue with Brandon`s lockgic.
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Female 149
"So I say, live your lives like you want, girls! Be free! :D "

Oh... well... thanks for your permission...

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Female 3,574
LandoGriffin, what are we living in the dark ages? Sex isn`t just for making babies anymore.
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Male 3,842
Think about it: a man could, in theory, impregnate many women and that is good for him in terms of reproductive fitness. So it is desireable for a man to have sex with every woman in town. But a woman can only get pregnant once per year, roughly, so it is greatly to her advantage to be selective. So it is preferable for a woman to only be sleeping with one guy at any given time in her life, and only the very best guy who treats her well and cares about her.
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Male 9,305
But only an intrusive thief would be using his key in so many locks.
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Male 22
oh, sombrero, talking to me? :D Did I sound too serious in my post? Ahah, I`m sorry, it`s actually a funny joke, it is. It`s clever...kind of. But I know people who takes something like that literally and despise girls for doing things like that, and it`s not cool at all. I didn`t intend to ruin a good joke, sorry :) forgive me?
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Male 1,312
genius
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Male 716
Think about it this way.

If you know he`s not right, you know it.

Some of the funniest jokes are completely incorrect under the surface.

So how about laughing?

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Male 22
I can only hope we`ll get past this. Just like we got past women forbidden to study, wearing pants, women forbidden to show their ankles, women forbidden to make choices for themselves and their body (well, that`s something women are still fighting for in some countries, but one should never give up hope, right?). Society evolves! So I say, live your lives like you want, girls! Be free! :D
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Male 663
a hoebag is still a hoebag, whether its sexist or not.
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Female 124
If I knew that guy personally I`d have punched him in the face by now.
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Male 1,002
I have some guy friends who sleep around a lot and I always call them sluts. Slut is usually a term for girls but its twice the burn when you say it to a dude.
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Female 523
hahahaha!
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Female 525
should be a bumper sticker or something (albeit long).
Best come back ever. Even better if he made it up.
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Female 3,574
That`s a interesting way of looking at it, but it`s still sexist.
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Male 3,619
im using that now.
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Female 4,028
Zing!
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Female 1,604
lmao that`s great!!!
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Female 170
Nice :)
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Male 7,817
i really like the way he put that. i think i might use that.
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Male 152
hahaha that sums it all up very nicely. i plan to use that.
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Male 25,417
Great aspect i love it!
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Male 686
Yeah it was so funny like a year ago when it showed up on sikipedia this guy is just ripping off somebody elses joke
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Female 449
Lol so wrong and yet.... so right!
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Male 2,159
Brandon wins 1 Internet. That`s drating awesome!
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Male 506
That is a brilliant analogy.
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Male 154
win for creativity
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Male 511
You Sir.. are a genuis. 4 stars.
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Male 1,485
that is more epic than god
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Female 751
solid theory he`s got there lol
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Male 13
That kid should write a freaking book.
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Male 1,765
Point made.
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Female 15,763
This metaphor does not work for gay couples. o_O Or procreation. Or whoreness!

...Having said that, I did laugh.

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Male 2,440
I can`t stop laughing. xD
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Male 390
holy crap....thats the greatest analogy ever!!!!
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Male 14
Can`t argue with that
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Male 740
great point indeed
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Male 10,440
Interesting analogy! I like it!
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Male 658
I really wish I had thought of that.
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Male 690
lmao nice
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Female 1,190
hahaha thats awesome
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Male 365
Hahah! That`s a good one!
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Male 20,830
Link: Shar Goes To Facebook To Ask If She`s A Slut [Pic] [Rate Link] - Her friend Brandon makes what may be the most logical comment about sluts ever. I don`t think you can crack his logic.
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