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144 Responses to Pat Robertson Blames Haiti Quake On Pact w/Devil?!

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Link: Pat Robertson Blames Haiti Quake On Pact w/Devil?! - Pat Robertson on the Haiti earthquake: ` got together and swore a pact to the devil.`
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Wtf seriously?
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    bobclean Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    What an absolute retard. Is this even real? Have we slipped back into medieval times?
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    repost Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    i`d like to know where he got his sources :/

    also, the dominican republic isn`t exactly the perfect place to live

  5. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    January 13, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    On Politico:

    The satanic pact allegedly took place at Bois-Caïman near Cap-Haïtien on August 14, 1791 during a meeting organized by several slave leaders, under Boukman’s leadership, before launching what would become Haiti’s Independence War. This brutal period lasted 13 years until the last survivors of the French expeditionary forces, dispatched to Saint-Domingue with the sole purpose to re-establish slavery, were allowed by Dessalines to leave the island and return to Napoleon.

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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Please no religious debates, kthxbai.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    TECTONIC PLATE MOVEMENTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE DEVIL!!!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    VV Wow god or the devil sure took their sweet a55 time to make a earthquake then LOL.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    January 13, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    For the record, I think what Robertson said was highly insensitive. But he didn`t just make this up out of `Thin Air`. This has been a legend in Haiti for over 200 years and the people there believe it.

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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    What did you expect? These guys just sit around waiting for horrible disasters trying to one up each other with the most outrageous things they can think up.

    9-11 was because of homosexuals (duh!)
    Katrina was because of all the sin in New Orleans
    Tsunami in Thailand was blamed on sin

    I only wonder what Jerry Falwell would have said about Haiti.

    Oh and don`t forget if you get raped it is because you are a whore who needs to marry their rapist and have any conceived child.

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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    I guess that explains Papa Doc lol.
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    thunder86 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    This guy is funny, he hates everybody: Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Democrats, The US govt, etc...

    Someone needs to make a parody about him.

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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    yeaaaa, no, not really...
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    XDDDD ohboyohboyohboyohboy
    *gets out smores ingredients*
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    TheGosus Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Things like this make me lose faith in humanity.
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    sfcg Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    [email protected]

    He is the host of `The 700 club` a famous evangelical show here. They actually spun off like 40 shows and the airwaves are polluted with them now in certain parts of the states.

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    MichaelBored Male 40-49
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?
    Peasant: She looks like one.
    Peasant Crowd:
    Bedevere: Bring her forward
    Girl: I`m not a witch.
    Bedevere: But you are dressed as one...
    Girl: They dressed me up like this.
    Peasant Crowd:
    Girl: And this isn`t my nose. This is a false one.
    Bedevere:
    Bedevere: Well..??
    Peasant: Well, we did do the nose.
    Bedevere: The nose??
    Peasant: And the hat. She`s a witch
    Peasant Crowd: Burn her!
    Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
    Peasant Crowd:No, No, no , ...... Yes, Yes. A bit. But she`s got a wart.
    Bedevere: Why do you think that she is a witch?
    Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt.

    Bedevere: A newt?

    Peasant: Well, I got better.
    Peasant Crowd: Burn her anyway!
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    mischeif954 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    @ TheGosus, you still had faith in humanity LOL
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    The devil said `ok, it`s a deal`? is that a direct quote? *suspicious*

    Part of the reason Haiti is in desperate poverty is because of united states policy (under cutting locals on their crops), but lets blame the French too, they deserve to be internationally ignored, theyre so f-ing rude.

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    SebastianLam Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    Hisss-pann-o-luh? Ha
  21. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    /popcorn

    Let the poostorm commence!

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    Smileyguy1 Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Wow...I guess with that same logic, New Orleans had it coming too with Katrina? Oh, don`t forget those "sinners" who brought on the Tsunami in 2004...the fires in California, Australia, Western Canada...heck, the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction...those pesky dinosaurs are the WORST sinners of all!

    Religious Nutbars make Al-Qaeda look tame!

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    Frenchii_x Female 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    LOL what a fail.
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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    Well we ain`t gonna change him, so maybe we should focus on sending help to those people.
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    BruceLeroy Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    "...Napoleon the 3rd..or whatever...."

    I get all my answers about life and existence from people who use "or whatever" when explaining facts that no one else talks about. Everything is so much more colorful.

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    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    What a disgusting dratbag.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Christians are pissed off with this (check out Twitter). His Old Testament thunderbolt theories do not speak for the majority of Christians.

    I`m sure the keepers of this web site know that Christian leaders around the world (starting with The Pope`s statements on down) have asked both God and man to console these poor people by every means necessary, reminding us that we are all brothers and sisters on this big blue marble.

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    SageRobin Female 40-49
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Unbelievable. I agree with you bobclean. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    The comment I made on the "43 Pics Of Haiti Immediatly After Yesterdays Quake" link before I had any idea that Robertson said anything.

    "Liberalism" can also mean mingling with the devil in the mind of a fundy c*ntwaffle like Pat. xD

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    swebb Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    u think guys like this make Al-Qaeda look tame, are you serious, how can you compare this to cutting off ppl`s heads, this guy is a nut job dont get me wrong but you cant compare him to Al-Qaeda
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    SpacemnSpiff Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    I don`t believe anything this piece of crap says, but let`s say its true. What would be the point of bringing it up? Why does that even matter? If he is really a Christian he wouldn`t point out someone`s faults, the whole cast the first stone if you haven`t sin thing. He would just help w/o judgment.
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    ubfwins Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    and the devil said "okay it`s a deal"
    really? seriously? )-|
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    loveforluna Female 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    haha, at first i thought it was rob patinson, and i was wha??
  34. Profile photo of chacha2000
    chacha2000 Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Anyone wishing to make a contribution to relief in Haiti can find a list of participating organizations here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34835478/ns/...
    Every penny makes a difference. The people of Haiti have suffered tremendously.

    Thanks in advance to those of you who take a moment to make a donation.

  35. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Pat Robertson FTW!
  36. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Does um...Does he realize that practically no one takes him seriously?
  37. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    You know, the more you give him attention the more he`ll annoy you all.

    He doesn`t look healthy at all either. Perhaps years of this kind of bullcrap is finally catching up with him.

    You get back what you put out you know.

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    thediddler Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Dear god! what doesn`t he know!
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    this freakzoid needs to put on meds, either that or put in cage with other fundy nut cases and have out grudge match style.

    As the fundamentalist say, let "god" sort them out...

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    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    seriously smilyfaceguy1? you sound retarded when you post...
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    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    granted...pat does as well..
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    The best part is watching her try to keep a straight face during all of this.
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    woowoos Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    this is almost like an undiagnosable form of schizophrenia
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    glowe Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    You sir are a C U N T.

    Good Day.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    I just thought of something...

    He is not worth the bullets it would take to shoot him

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    Nick513 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    I read it "Robert Pattinson" or however the drat you spell it...I hate him, but it would be much more interesting than a senile old guy.
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    Xutar Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    totally read the title as "Rob Patterson" and immediately wondered "who the drat cares what he thinks", seems i wasn`t too far off :P
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Can he die already?
  49. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    God caused the earthquake in Haiti? I suppose its just a coincidence that Haiti is within a hair`s breadth of a seismic fault line.
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    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Was expecting Faux News. This is retarded.
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    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    I love biased old zealot men and their one-sided agendas. Did anyone notice her sigh of disdain as he mentioned "the Devil`s pact" with the Haitian people?
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    Morrigann Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    When i first read this at a glance, I thought it was "Rob Patterson...", and I thought "Finally, his career can come to an end, that stupid shiney vampire". Then I realized that even if he DID say it, hundreds of tweens would agree with him and form a cult about that too.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    January 13, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    He sounds depressed that he can`t blame this one on gay people.
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    kitwatson Female 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    totally read the title as "Rob Patterson" and immediately wondered "who the drat cares what he thinks", seems i wasn`t too far off :P
    -X-
    Hah. I thought that too.
  55. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    "He sounds depressed that he can`t blame this one on gay people."

    Hahahahahahaha

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    thubanstar Female 50-59
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    January 13, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    I guess the one question no one is asking is why are we not hearing about the Dominican Republic being destroyed. Are earthquakes of this magnitude that localized?
  57. Profile photo of Smileyguy1
    Smileyguy1 Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    To sugaman2k3 and swebb: The Crusades. Look it up. Yes the suicidal bombers running in crowded market places taking out innocent civilians is both cowardly and despicable. Al-Qaeda is also a fairly new "Term".

    Those who practice religion peacefully and without judgement, I have not issues with. Everyone needs to be believe in something; whether your Christian, Muslim or any other denomiation.

    People like this guy who uses the media to spread his intolerance and ignorance, that`s a problem. How many people have died throughout history because of a religious belief? How many? Can either of you answer? Please, I`m really interested to know!

    Do you think HIS God will tell him to go to Haiti and help? No...he`s going to sleep in his bed and dream about how he can sell his plastic bobblehead dashboard Jesus figurines for 4 easy payments of $29.95.

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    belunan Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    "You sir are a C U N T."

    I must disagree, as he lacks both warmth and depth.

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    evanstonian8 Male 40-49
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    January 13, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    The world would be a better place if Pat Robertson would just implode into his own anus and disappear with a farting sound, forever!
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    Syn13 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    What an evil piece of trash.
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    Syn13 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Oh yeah and I love the "true story" part. Santa told the Easter Bunny he got a hand job from the Tooth Fairy "true story". What a load of crap.
  62. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    "People like this guy who uses the media to spread his intolerance and ignorance, that`s a problem. How many people have died throughout history because of a religious belief? How many? Can either of you answer? Please, I`m really interested to know!

    Do you think HIS God will tell him to go to Haiti and help? No...he`s going to sleep in his bed and dream about how he can sell his plastic bobblehead dashboard Jesus figurines for 4 easy payments of $29.95."

    Yeah you very right (sadly)...

    This guy makes me roll my eyes. I really hate seeing him on TV preaching such non-sense; it sickens me. People who have been devastated by this earthquake need HELP, not hatred.

    *sigh*

    @evanstonian8: I lol`d

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    beeze72 Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    It will be a great day when this turd and Fred Phelps are no longer with us.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    What a fricken loon.

    And someone asked about Dominican Republic - from what I understand, Port au Prince is a very populace area and was only 10 miles from the quake center, thus it appears the most affected. The entire area is so poor, however, details are only trickling out.

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    hi2pi Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    the only person who`s made a deal with the devil is the one spouting that crap on-screen. wwJd? smack that beeotch upside the head is what He`d do.
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    poopsmit Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    I don`t know if you can say he blames the earthquake on the pact with the devil... It`s more like because of that old event people are more apt to correlate the two, because it explains the terrible string of catastrophes more easily to some. That being said, perhaps in the midst of a cataclysmic event, such as this earthquake, it might not be such a great idea to bring up ancient pacts with devil. At least, save your speculation until all of the victims aren`t being crushed by rubble or dying of infections.
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    DrOtterpop Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    Yeah, that`s complete crap. I was a missionary in the Dominican Republic and in parts of Haiti, and this man should beg for forgiveness for saying such a terrible thing. These people would give you the shirt off their backs.

    But I digress, I mainly wanted to post to say that donations for humanitarian aide are really needed and a lot goes a long way since the gourde is about 40 for a US dollar. The red cross isn`t a scam, so if you can please help out a fellow human being.

    And, as for the Dominican Republic, I`ve talked to most of everyone I still keep in contact with and there was no severe damage. My guess would be that the mountain range dividing Hispaniola would take most of the blow out. Oh, and if you are a med student like me, volunteer! They needed people even before this happened. That is all I`ll get off my soap box.

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    GothPirate Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Omfg, I thought this said "Robert Pattinson" instead of "Pat Robertson" and almost shat myself.
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    Acatinahat Female 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    totally thought it said rob pattinson,
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    "True Story".

    Yeah? Where are his facts? Where`s his previous knowledge?

    Stupid old man.

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    esopillar34 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Can I just point out that this man does not speak for God, Christians, or really anyone but himself, and his opinions and views are solely his own?

    Also...

    "Wednesday, January 13, 2010 6:50:15 PM
    totally thought it said rob pattinson,

    Wednesday, January 13, 2010 6:34:20 PM
    Omfg, I thought this said "Robert Pattinson" instead of "Pat Robertson" and almost shat myself."

    Funny, cause in the previous Rob Pattinson thread, a lot of people were saying they read it as "Pat Robertson"

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    Uncertainty Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    Glad to know I wasn`t the only one who thought it said "Robert Pattinson` and nearly shat themselves in confusion.
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    KayseaDuckie Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    Hahaha Yup, definitely thought it said Rob Pattison.
    Whatever. The old man is going senile.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    January 13, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    poopsmit> Great first post poop!
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    krisley Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    the girl was just kind of nodding her head like, "this is soooo not worth 100K......."
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    January 13, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    Whereas this man might be making some unfounded claims, this is what Christians believe. That there is a metaphysical being called Lucifer, Satan, the Dragon, Father of Lies, or what-have-you. And he is going around getting his jollies at really sticking it to humans. Making deals with them down in Georgia and whatnot. This is what the Christian bible tells us. He runs around tempting people. It`s like people aren`t evil, it`s just him. The Angel of Light! Pat Robertson is just giving his interpretation of an already clearly laid out cosmology where the supernatural embodiment of evil, created by God to tempt humans, runs around and has fun poking people with his pitchfork. That sounds very sane.
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    moefreak Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    Who cares what some idiot thinks.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    thelonious, he said something that didn`t really NEED to be said. I understand where you`re coming from, but it`s like getting up at a funeral and saying:

    "Sally died, yes. But did you know that during her life she was a prostitute at one time? It`s probably why she was so sick."

    It`s...uncalled for. It doesn`t help the situation.

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    blargendarg Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    hehe, i love pat robertson. somebody should really put together a greatest hits reel for this guy. my personal favorite was when he claimed god helped him to leg press thousands of pounds. awesome.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    The book of Revelation describes many events which could definitely be described as natural disasters (Revelation chapters 6, 8, and 16). Is every natural disaster a punishment from God?
    Me think not
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    and I totally agree with what OrangeCrow said.
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    tippmann Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    The woman nods yes but look closely.... you can see her nose twitching at the smell of senile bullpoo.
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    dooflotchie Female 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    WTmotherF. This guy needs to just drop dead already. Damn.

    I wish I had a way to burn DVD`s. I would put this and many others (Westboro Baptist and some Allahu Akbar clips come to mind first) on disc and I`d make my Jehovah`s Witness relatives watch it every time they ask me "Are you still an atheist?" in the same tone a guy might ask his girlfriend "Are you still on your period?"

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    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    A Robertson-Falwell reunion is long overdue.
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    starshimmer Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    I thought it said Rob Pattinson too lol god knows hollywood has burned twilight propaganda into our skulls. I don`t know this Pat Robertson dude. Either way Pot-ay-to, pot-ah-to. They both seem like douches to me.
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    datubaman198 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    This guy makes me flippin` SICK! What is even worse is that there are still people out there that believe the bullpoo that comes from his mouth! DROP DEAD PAT.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    He is going to be the first one to burn in hell
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    HOLY TALKING CORPSE BATMAN! Ol` pat aged very quickly.
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    cuchulainn Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    As much as it hurts me, to agree with the I-A-B bunch of heathen hoodlums, Pat is indeed a...I believe the theological term is "dickhead". Anyone with an IQ over 3 can spot how morally repugnant and ridiculous this is.

    Christian fundamentalists are as dangerous any other form of religious zealot. And yes, I consider myself a Christian, just one capable of thought. I wrote Robertson a nasty letter when he spoke about Ariel Sharon`s heartattack, and I`ll write another this time. If that means I`m going to hell, well, better than spending eternity with that sanctimonious prick.

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    eggmaster Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Datubaman198 I don`t think you should tell him to drop dead. But none of this matters, all that matters is that people are suffering. Don`t they practice a form of voodoo in Haiti?
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    eggmaster Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    I just skimmed through this but it looks like this guy is describing the alleged pact with the devil and also he puts an argument up.

    http://www.blackandchristian.com/article...

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    BBQ Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    Who is that, and why are they even having an "open asylum day"?
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    I thought it said Robert Pattinson for a second.
  94. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    When will this man be taken off the air.... What a nut!!!!!
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    winter ice me too.. i thought they were talking about the twilight dude for a min
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    Why is this man on the air?
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    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    what. the. drat.
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    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    Guess I`m not the only one who thought it was Robert Pattinson. Although that would have been even better. lol
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    Kinda like I blame Santa Claus every year for putting on 8 Ibs every xmas
  100. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    [email protected]
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    @LoofahBoy
    "Why is this man on the air?"

    [email protected]

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    Actually, I shouldn`t laugh. As foolish as the religious are (not all theists, just the religious) I honestly feel bad for them. Having people as retarded as Pat Robertson representing your side, that sucks. That sucks hard.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    Zerocyde - Tis true it sucks badly
  104. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:20 am
    I`m not saying I agree with anything he has said but surely if they did/have made a pact with the devil surely they would be protected by said devil?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:22 am
    Frankii - Consider what you have just said??? its the 21st century, and no Constantine is a film
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    EmilyRose82 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:59 am
    This is the same douchebag that says feminists are psychotic lesbians who want to murder their husbands, eat their children, and live in wild fornication in the wilds. He`s insane and full of hate. I`m waiting to see those other jackholes the WBC appear with their signs of hatred...
    It`s only a matter of time. Sigh.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 1:22 am
    >Zerocycle
    You have no idea.
  108. Profile photo of ravensky
    ravensky Female 18-29
    106 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 1:55 am
    i got slightly confused and though that the title said robert pattinson

    idk why

  109. Profile photo of champavert
    champavert Male 40-49
    26 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 3:12 am
    I heard a story when I was a kid about Voodoo and liberation from the french, but that`s a story and Voodoo belief are not exactly satanism. The reason why some extremist reacts about this earthquake, is the 1775 Lisbonne`s earthquake controversy about a good god that would let innocents people die.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1755_Lisbon...
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    ulfnir Male 30-39
    121 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 3:22 am
    Good grief. What a complete arsehole. Pact with the devil indeed! Idiot. They have a cukt of people who worship the Loa, but thats not satanism. Voodoo has a bad rep.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:09 am
    Thats right Pat, you obnoxious, sanctimonious, superstitious a$$hole. Rather than looking at the "facts" (you know..like Haiti sits on the boundary of two tectonic plates) you`ll just make out it`s because of the devil or because they have pissed off god or allah or whatever imaginary sky fairy you want to make up to feel better about yourself!

    To add insult to injury you attempt to get people to pray for Haiti? Whats that going to do then? Mayby we should be trying to get aid to those poor people instead..you know..something productive that acctually achives results!

    You dumb f*&^ Pat..you dumb f*&^!.

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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:17 am
    more like under the heel of the world bank and the IMF...thats why Hatai is the poorest country in the western world...this guys talkin fire an brimstone, everyone knows it was harry potter that caused it...what a mean person!!!
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:28 am
    He`s like a character from a Stephen King novel.
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    tazm Male 30-39
    15 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:29 am
    lmfao, what an idiot!! but the worst thing is that they actually put this sh*t on tv as obelix would say: "these Americans are crazy! tap tap tap
  115. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:47 am
    Oh c`mon people. What makes your personal, moral and religious opinion more valid than his?

    We are so freaked out about beeing politically correct that we even shut our own opinions up

    Everybody is a little racist and judgamental against other people

    Not saying I agree with this fossile, but I just think we, as individuals in a society, are very hipocriticals. At least he isn`t

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    Vanadil Male 18-29
    151 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:51 am
    LOL?! Did I really just hear that? This was on TV?! lmao the US is drated up.
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:53 am
    Sick, vile and disgusting, this is repugnant. If there was a god, he would bankrupt this arse and send him to live on the streets.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:58 am
    Let`s not objectify religion or bash a general belief just because this guy is a cumstain.

    God is not a skyfairy. He also did not do this, and Haiti did not make a deal with the devil.

    They made a deal with Michael Jackson, and since he is not here to protect them anymore, this happened. I feel sorry for them.

  119. Profile photo of Dogboy76
    Dogboy76 Male 30-39
    156 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:58 am
    May God have mercy on his soul.
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:16 am

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    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:19 am
    He was out of line with he said but there is some truth it.

    Why cant the hatians educate themselves and build up their country? because they are too busy practicing all that voodoo.. Theres too much negative energy in that place.

    They need ALL the help they can get.

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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:26 am
    You all sound so surprised at this. Have you all so quickly forgotten that Mr. Robertson was one of several Xtian "leaders" who told us all that 9/11 happened because of the gays?

    Yeah, Gawd`s dream-team of "special" people. *facepalm*

    LJ

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    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:36 am
    Pat thought they had told him Hades not Haiti.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borow...

    That might have made sense, except for his comments about "Hades" sharing a border with the Dominican Republic.

    Nice try Pat.

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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 6:11 am
    What a Grade A douche he is.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 6:59 am
    I got nothing.
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    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:08 am
    Someone wanna put a dick in his mouth??
  127. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:16 am
    CinematicD
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    "Why cant the hatians educate themselves and build up their country? because they are too busy practicing all that voodoo.. Theres too much negative energy in that place."

    Why can`t you stop being so ignorant? Haiti is about 85% Catholic. ...Oh wait, maybe THAT`S the reason...Seems like the poorest people in the world are Catholic. Why can`t they educate themselves? YOU need all the help you can get.

  128. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:19 am
    @ CinematicD

    Really..you gonna be a dumbass too?

  129. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:38 am
    silveruo, most christians don`t claim the catholics, so part of his statement still stands.

    All that voodoo lol.

  130. Profile photo of djlazar
    djlazar Male 30-39
    185 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:54 am
    Roman Catholicism provides the ritual framework for Voodoo, idiot. Do your research before you post stupid comments.

  131. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:27 am
    Holy poo, I didn`t think real people where quite that stupid.
  132. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:39 am
    once again religious people prove how stupid they are.
  133. Profile photo of Random3
    Random3 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:38 am
    @Silveruo What is with all the catholic haters on the internet? Not all catholics are poor. You are just as ignorant as the man in the video saying that religion is the reason for economic downfall. I am a catholic and I am not poor. My grandma is a catholic and she f**king loaded. Think before you speak.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 11:45 am
    why are people so dumb!
  135. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    HAHAHAHA wow i read that really wrong XD
    i could have sworn it said robert pattinson swore a pact with the devil lol
    haha that would explain a lot though
  136. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Robertson is not now nor has ever been a real christian. He`s just another voice for the repugnacan party under the guies of a pastor. He`s no more a christian than Anton LeVey.
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    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Txp i thought the same exact thing!
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    7991687 Male 18-29
    70 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    michaelcsr: Haha repugnacan... if thats humor and not bad spelling.. good one! LOL
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    joe99652 Male 13-17
    33 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    I hate the stupidity of people.
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    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    omgeeee pat robertson IS the devil
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 5:04 am
    @michelcsr why publicly show your stupidity? How come everything has to be political?

    Pat is an idiot that is taking the bible for its word, and not interpreting it like he should, end of story.

    He is also saying our God is the old testament Jewish God. You know the one that would fark sheet up when he was in a bad mood. Before the whole God Is Love campaign of 0001.

    It`s not republican or Democrat here. Don`t cloud the issue.

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    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 8:13 am
    as stupid as pat is, its not something HE made up here.i live in florida, where lots of hatians immigrate, and have been told of this "fable/tall tale/mythology" before.

    that said, pat can shove it.

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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Every time there`s a natural disaster, this douche blames someone. He blamed Disney`s policy of extending health coverage to their employee`s same-sex partners for a hurricane Florida had a while back. I can`t wait to see him talk his way out of his house being destroyed by a natural disaster.
  144. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    "He was out of line with he said but there is some truth it.
    Why cant the hatians educate themselves and build up their country? because they are too busy practicing all that voodoo.. Theres too much negative energy in that place.

    They need ALL the help they can get."

    Yeah, because Voodoo is SO much worse than the brand of Christianity practiced by Robertson and his ilk (which amounts to a HUGE segment of the US population.)

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