Next Time You Make A Peanut Butter Sandwich [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Take a good, hard, long look at the ingredients of said peanut butter.
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Male 2,860
What does ho nut flour taste like?
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Male 299
I love unsalted butthole liquid! I just wish i wasn`t allergic to it :(
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Female 135
lol @ whelshin

this isnt peanut butter btw...

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Female 98
since when does peanut butter contain peanut butter and since when does it come in a foil pouch?
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Male 2,868
I was shocked to see "rapeseed" oil as an ingredient on a jar of peanut butter once. I thought it was a typo at first. Turns out that when marketed commercially, rapeseed oil is called "canola." I guess people don`t like being reminded of sexual assault when they buy their vegetable oils.
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Female 245
i thought it was funny til i noticed there was just a little flap there X(.
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Male 15,510
Wheat flour honut flour

LOL

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Male 122
i drink a glass every night before i go to sleep
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Male 204
bag`o butts to use as a urine sack or a poop sack
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Female 1,264
This shows that when one is bored enough, strange things happen.
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Male 82
awe man, supersmash beat me to it.
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Male 204
god... iab is becoming a site for rapeiests now...
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Male 1,357
if only it was real :L
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Male 39
When did peanut butter start coming in a bag?
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Female 4,028
*Looks.
Spelling fail. :-(
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Female 4,028
:ooks like a photoshop fail.
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Female 1,427
It also says "honut."

It`s suppposed to say "butter, whole"

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Male 3
IT`S A MONTAGE..
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Male 3,842
Forget the Butthole Liquid, what about the Ho Nut Flour?
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Female 1,283
I once saw the ingredient "rape".
It was intense. So I called them "rape cakes".
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Male 54
Madness?
THIS IS PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!
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Female 15,763
WHAT THE F*CK!? WHO DOESN`T SALT THEIR BUTTHOLE LIQUID!?

THIS IS MADNESS!

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Male 290
are these really the ingredients for peanut butter? because the first ingredient is peanut butter...
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Male 245
Why are you all focusing on the unsalted butthole liquid? I`m more concerned about the NEW LETTER WITH ONE MORE DIP THAN W RIGHT UNDER IT! WHAT IS VVVEY?!
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Male 2,440
Unsalted?! Damn it.
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Male 454
Reminds me of a joke.
Q:Why do women have trouble peeing after sex?
A:Ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
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Male 1,164
not only is it like instant death for people with peanut allergies its GAY death
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Female 631
what the hell is honut flour
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Male 894
even tho its cut at least its not F*cking PHOTO SHOPPED! props, thats clever
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Female 5,222
UGH!
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Male 1,081
What!?!? Really? :-O:-O No way!!!
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Male 11
the bag thingy is cut its fake
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Female 1,386
*gag*
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Male 31
Not gonna eat some peanut butter for a while
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Male 964
Lol Honut!
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Male 3,756
It also says, "Percent Daily Values are bs."
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Male 480
Actually vealydan12, the whole "Bull sperm in Red bull, omg!" thing is an urban legend. Taurine is a naturally occuring compound found primarily in the bile of animals, including humans. The bull part of the urban legend comes from the fact the first successful isolation of taurine was from Ox bile. Nowadays, taurine is artificially made for commercial use.
*The More you Know [doo doo doo daah]*
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Female 18
taurine in the pharmaceutical or food industry is chemically synthesized, not from bull sperm.
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Male 12
Well it would be funnier if the ingredient did exist. Although considering that red bull and other energy drinks like it contain bull sperm. (Well Taurine that is a chemical extract from bull sperm).
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Male 601
Yeah, it`s not shopped, just held together with tape.
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Female 59
honut flour too. nice
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Female 3,598
hehe. i would do something like this.
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Male 601
Yeah, it`s not shopped, just held together with tape.
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Male 2,893
Can anyone else see the tape that is holding the two parts of the label together?
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Male 252
Jacky, dont be a dumbass. Its not shopped. Its a torn package realigned.
Its supposed to say unsalted butter, whole liquid eggs.
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Male 999
no its not shopped its just ripped so its supposed to be butter and the word below whole.
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Male 12,365
Shopped? Fake label printed to match the real label?

Wouldn`t it be easier to just have torn and folded the label in the right way? `Unsalted butter` and `whole liquid <something>`...tear and fold to get `butthole liquid`

Like, not really shopped.

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Female 184
Shopped.

Like, really shopped. Badly shopped.

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Male 46
and thats it, all the possivle love i had for peanut butter is gone
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Male 25,416
O no! all that time i ate peanut butter and didnt know, i didnt know!
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Male 15
so THATS why my sandwich tasted funny...
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Male 168
Ewwwwww. I prefer mine salted.
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Male 1,190
Japanese Scat pron is having an effect on mainstream!
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Male 236
there`s an ingredient in vegetable oil called rapeseed
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Male 1
Notice also that it clearly states that the percent daily values are BS, may be higher...lmao
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Male 1,351
Heh, also HOnut flour (I`m mature darnit! Honestly!)
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Male 37,762
Clever! Honut flour too.
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Female 140
I usually prefer my butthole liquid salted...
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Male 1,054
Not exactly fake, but `staged`???

If you look closely the tape is holding the real, unedited label at an offset of one line.

The real label reads but-ter... w-hole liquid... ho-ney.... pea-nut flour...

Just a sharp eye caught the possibilities... I want some honut flour myself!

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Male 10,440
Nooooo!! Its an obvious fake! My moment of laughter is ruined!
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Female 1,578
mmmmmmm, I hope its low fat
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Male 390
i lolled....till i noticed its fake...
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Female 18
ewwwwww....
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Male 21
FAKE, you can see the scotch tape! Still funny though, it as has HONUT FLOUR! mmmmhmmm
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Male 20,148
Link: Next Time You Make A Peanut Butter Sandwich [Pic] [Rate Link] - Take a good, hard, long look at the ingredients of said peanut butter.
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