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Date: 01/30/10 08:00 AM

83 Responses to Never Rely On Facebook Friends For Sympathy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2010 at 8:08 am
    Link: Never Rely On Facebook Friends For Sympathy - Can we all agree here that Mark`s a dick?
  2. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Point made. lol
  3. Profile photo of kainz
    kainz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 8:24 am
    I find that hilarious.. Im sorry for his grandma and all.. but hey.. he shoulda known better :D
  4. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
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    January 30, 2010 at 8:24 am
    This wasn`t funny. I`m confused. Did someone think this was funny?
  5. Profile photo of wbrinkley
    wbrinkley Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2010 at 8:33 am
    hahahahhahaah
  6. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 8:34 am
    well maybe his grandma was laying down dead and bloated in her house for 2 months until someone noticed that even the flies go outside to puke from the stench and called the cops and they found her then... so technically she died in 2009 but her grandson only found out about it today.. possible
  7. Profile photo of ICanHasWin
    ICanHasWin Male 13-17
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    January 30, 2010 at 8:35 am
    ROFLMAO!
  8. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
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    January 30, 2010 at 8:36 am
    That was funny. Calling her a retard was a little over the line, but still funny.
  9. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    January 30, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Maybe Emily is just now getting around to posting about her gramma`s death that occurred late last year? So, yeah, unless Mark knows different, he`s a dick.
  10. Profile photo of lashaspice
    lashaspice Female 30-39
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    January 30, 2010 at 8:39 am
    I agree...Mark you are a dick.
  11. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    585 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 8:44 am
    I always think this is wrong. You dont broadcast your tragedy to the world it makes it less personal. Your fb wall
    Grandma has died rip,

    next post

    I just saw the cutest shoes ever and ther`re on sale YAY

    Some things are for your real friends and family show some respect and dont turn it into a mere fb attention grab.

  12. Profile photo of Mondo48
    Mondo48 Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 8:45 am
    what an ass
  13. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2010 at 8:50 am
    He called her a re-TARD.
  14. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
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    January 30, 2010 at 8:55 am
    lol @ cory cat87
  15. Profile photo of your0mom
    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 8:55 am
    I`m wholeheartedly with jayme on this one
  16. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    January 30, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Are you stalking these people on facebook? Are these people your friends and then are you just just cutting and pasting and posting on here? If so, is that against some kind of law? code?.....
  17. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    January 30, 2010 at 9:09 am
    Too funny... Grandmas die, thats what they do.
    I also agree wit jayme12.
  18. Profile photo of demonbaby
    demonbaby Female 13-17
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    January 30, 2010 at 9:12 am
    um...tht`s kinda funny but at the same time sad
    ppl reakky cant rely on ppl 4 sympathy
  19. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
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    January 30, 2010 at 9:16 am
    that`s horrible in a hilarius way.
  20. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 9:45 am
    How rude...
  21. Profile photo of jesbur
    jesbur Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 10:33 am
    ok marks a dick..for sure
  22. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 10:52 am
    It could be the anniversary of her death. That dude`s just a dick.
  23. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 10:56 am
    woooooow
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 11:17 am
    So Hitler goes by "Mark" on Facebook?
  25. Profile photo of katkat91
    katkat91 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 11:23 am
    "that`s horrible in a hilarius way."
    I agree..i laughed
  26. Profile photo of JarvisKnot
    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 11:54 am
    i love it when people can be objective and a dick at the same time
  27. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    That was funny, but so mean at the same time.
  28. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    I`m with Lostinkorea...do you know these people Fancy? And if someone sent it as a screencap to you, doesn`t that make it even worse?
  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Oh wow.
  30. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
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    January 30, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    I`m sorry, but that`s way too funny.
  31. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    January 30, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    That`s funny in a horrible way. Win.
  32. Profile photo of tomaj
    tomaj Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    that is terribly awesome
  33. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    damn, marks an ass
  34. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    LMAO! That`s freaking hilarious xD
  35. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    @lostinkorea

    It`s on facebook.It`s on the internet. It`s therefore public. It`s a free-for-all. Catch my drift?

  36. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Wow, harsh. True, but harsh.
  37. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    that is both terrible and awesome at the same time
  38. Profile photo of menivituiksi
    menivituiksi Female 13-17
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    January 30, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Damn it, Mark.

    I couldn`t help laughing, though. :P

  39. Profile photo of woohooitsme
    woohooitsme Female 13-17
    98 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    thats not cool..
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    wow!
  41. Profile photo of SFunk
    SFunk Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    "um...tht`s kinda funny but at the same time sad
    ppl reakky cant rely on ppl 4 sympathy"

    lol`d at this post being from someone named demonbaby

    Also, to the legions of people saying,"wow, he`s kind of an non-nice individual"

    That`s sort of what the humor is derived from, if you must justify it to not feel bad for laughing at it, consider the second most popular reply, she had no business putting this on facebook.

  42. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Ouch..
    I laughed.. then I felt guilty for laughing... Then I felt sorry for her... And then i laughed again :D
  43. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    The internet has turned people into dicks.
  44. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    wow..... dick.
  45. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Idc its still funny...
  46. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Hey, you can`t expect her to live forever, you know.
  47. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    HAHA

    Dicks like Mark are okay because they make funnies.

  48. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    That was way too funny!
  49. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    Mark is a douche.
  50. Profile photo of strech2k
    strech2k Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    XD
  51. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    haha... you bitch
  52. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY mark!
  53. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 30, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    I know I should be all like "What a douche, where`s his feelings" etc etc... but you have to admire the sheer audacity and ballsiness of cutting through the social norms and false platitudes and just saying what you genuinely feel is the most important thing to be said under the circumstances.

    Mark is my Hero For Today (sorry Davy).

  54. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 30, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    BTW, this was unexpected - IAB`s spellchecker didn`t underline `ballsiness` in red when I typed it. `Ballsiness` is a real word!??
  55. Profile photo of squirebag
    squirebag Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    amen lionhart amen
  56. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    Uh Mark maybe grandma, you know, DIED LAST YEAR!!!!!!
  57. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    haha owned!
  58. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    What didn`t show up in this screen shot is Emily`s response, explaining that Grandma died a month ago.
  59. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2010 at 1:11 am
    lmao
  60. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 1:17 am
    I think what Mark was trying to convey was that he felt Emily waited an excessive amount of time to post about her deceased grandmother.
  61. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 1:44 am
    "oh look at me! i`m going to be a douche and it`s gonna be funny! i`m e-cool now! yeah!"
  62. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2010 at 6:16 am
    :`( lmao
  63. Profile photo of Irontop33
    Irontop33 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 6:42 am
    learn how to use a calendar first before you mourn, for f`ucks sake. I use calendars so many more times in life than I grieve, get your priorities straight
  64. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 7:07 am
    LOL!!
    he went there.
  65. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2010 at 8:32 am
    Ouch, screw you Mark.
  66. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Maybe it`s the one year anniversary of her death?
  67. Profile photo of evilmonkey
    evilmonkey Male 18-29
    143 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Mark is the man
  68. Profile photo of luvsushi
    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Damn...he was right tho....
  69. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    i could learn a thing or two from mark
  70. Profile photo of JumpRope
    JumpRope Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    it still seems like 2009 though
  71. Profile photo of weirdgrrl
    weirdgrrl Female 30-39
    202 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    "You dont broadcast your tragedy to the world it makes it less personal."

    First of all, she didn`t broadcast her tragedy to the world, she posted it on Facebook; IAB broadcast it to the world. Secondly, sometimes you don`t feel like having to inform every single person individually that you`ve suffered a devestating loss. So you tell them en masse, not so different from an obituary. Nothing wrong with that. It`s just unfortunate for her that one of her so-called friends is an a$$.

  72. Profile photo of fishcakjayke
    fishcakjayke Male 18-29
    23 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    @weirdgrrl
    Broadcasting your life on FB is stupid. Tombstones and obituaries are the appropriate media for memorials. This is fishing for sympathy. Why do all her friends need to know her grandma died? I`m sure those that were close enough to Grandma Betty to care already knew she was dead before this chick posted it up online. Mark, however, is a douche... but funny...
  73. Profile photo of weirdgrrl
    weirdgrrl Female 30-39
    202 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    "Why do all her friends need to know her grandma died?" Because she`s grieving and this tells them why without her having to explain it over and over again. I`m not saying there aren`t people who do this for attention, but there are also people who are sharing legitimate emotions. And I don`t think disrespecting somebody`s grief is particularly funny. That just crosses a line.
  74. Profile photo of Paaahka
    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    Mark has a point, though.
  75. Profile photo of Sandy312
    Sandy312 Female 18-29
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    January 31, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    Lol!! So slack but so funny : P
  76. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    "Why do all her friends need to know her grandma died?"

    Because Grandma can`t update her facebook to tell people she`s dead.

  77. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    Someone should turn in some of the conversations I have had on the internet. Just to see what people would say.
  78. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    February 1, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    ROFLMFAO!!! Too drating funny!!!!
  79. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
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    February 1, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    women
  80. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    LMFAO!!
  81. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    " `Why do all her friends need to know her grandma died?`

    Because Grandma can`t update her facebook to tell people she`s dead."

    Batmanners, the genius of the snide commenter thrives deep within you...

  82. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    February 8, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Hahaha i just did the same to a friend, but on spelling
  83. Profile photo of Pyroo
    Pyroo Male 18-29
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    February 12, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    What a dick.

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