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Date: 01/20/10 01:02 PM

43 Responses to Need A Handyman For Help Around The House? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Link: Need A Handyman For Help Around The House? - `Call Mr. Fix It, that`s his name, that name again is Mr. Fix It.`
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Dear World,

    Quotations do not put emphasis on your words, they question validity... though in your case, they inject irony.

    Thank you.

    Sincerely, Punctuation.

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    Carliiito Male 18-29
    50 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Yeah okay he`s on his way to the garage to fix his car. Don`t get it...
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    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Hey mister fix-it, it feels good! Fixing all the girls in the neighbourhood!
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    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    i dont get it but i do like the SIMPSONS parody
  6. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Mr. Fix It? I have a broken window, can you...nevermind.
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    kaidb Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    opie quotations dont question validity or inject irony they tell you "This is what i said"
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Not when using them for comedic purposes, Kaid. For example, I could say that your "intelligence" is about as extensive as your post count.

    Don`t be so obvious!

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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    Ouch, that stung.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    I saw this on another site, but I`m not complaining because I love it!
  11. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    quotations dont question validity or inject irony.

    lemme guess: public school, right?

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    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Idk, looks legit...
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    now i have the " mr. plow" song in my head
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Vindictive
    Female, 13-17, Midwest US
    444 Posts Wednesday, January 20, 2010 2:10:28 PM
    quotations dont question validity or inject irony.
    lemme guess: public school, right?


    Yes they do. Here`s an example:

    A man and a prostitute ask for a hotel room for one hour. Man claims prostitute is his sister.
    Hotel desk clerk says: I hope you and your "sister" have a nice time.

    He would make the quotation marks in the air with his fingers

    Same thing a stripper`s parents telling their friends that she is a "dancer"

    This is the same thing "Mr-Fix-It" is doing with the quotation marks, casting doubt on whether he is really able to fix anything.

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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    Apparently, his skills don`t extend into the realm of auto repair.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    looks legit! didnt say fix it well did they?
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    I bet he does work at a discount.
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    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    lolz
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Eeeexactly, Lando. Air quotes! And in Mr. Fix-It`s case, it`s dramatic irony in his apparent failure to understand the message he has conveyed to us, the audience.

    Let me guess, haven`t graduated yet, Vindi?

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    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    There is way too much intelligence in this thread for me to get involv.... oh wait..... "too late".
  21. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    All that puncsiasons just feet and inches to me.
  22. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    I believe that`s the name of the van itself, rather than the business.
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    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    I bet he is very good at what he does whatever that may be...
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    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    looks to me that he fixed it pretty damn well
  25. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    He`s so busy fixing other people`s junk that he doesn`t have time to fix his own. What a dedicated man.
  26. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    guys, i was agreeing with you. -_-;
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    (meant to put this; habitually pushed enter before doing it)
    i hate the internet because you can never tell when i`m a) quoting someone else, then replying to it, or b) being serious, or conversely, sarcastic. i know very well how to use quotes for comedic purposes seeing as i`m over eight years old. derpa-durr.
  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    "guys, i was agreeing with you. -_-;"

    Um... I knew that. All along. Yup. Just testing you. You passed! Continue on your way, good citizen...

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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    The shoemaker`s children never have any shoes.
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    ashez420 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    omg why do you people get on here to argue about this crap... just say funny or not funny or ur little comment and keep it movin...
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    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    or call their male stripper service "Mr. F(replace I with U)x it"
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    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    "i hate the internet because you can never tell when i`m a) quoting someone else, then replying to it, or b) being serious, or conversely, sarcastic. i know very well how to use quotes for comedic purposes seeing as i`m over eight years old. derpa-durr."


    Are you being sarcastic?

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    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Homer Simpson eat your heart out!
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 1:03 am
    I love "Mr. Fix It" `s brilliant display of fixing his van window with a bit of wood. Fantastic work, he can come and undertake all general handy man duties here any day.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 6:09 am
    vv And that rust spot. Notice his "Mr. Bean" repair to the lock.
  36. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 8:39 am
    First fix yur buttcrack
  37. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 9:28 am
    coodude... *giggles*
  38. Profile photo of PermaFrost
    PermaFrost Female 30-39
    141 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 9:58 am
    (Witty comment. Complete with proper punctuation, relevance, sarcasm, and sense of superiortiy.)
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    hagar10 Male 30-39
    17 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Sense of WHAT? What the hell is superiortiy?
  40. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 11:37 am
    isnt it kind of funny how no one made the simpsons reference until after i made it first
  41. Profile photo of osmandias
    osmandias Male 40-49
    205 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    PermaFrost: "(Witty comment. Complete with proper punctuation, relevance, sarcasm, and sense of superiortiy.)"
    ... and only a minor spelling error.)
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    stormEsky Female 18-29
    45 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:38 am
    it`s macgyver.:D

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