Mullet Boy Has Epic Sword Skills [Video]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

I-A-B, I believe we have our new "Star Wars geek with Lightsaber in the garage" boy.
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Male 2,576
Chelsa Rose?
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Male 60
f.uck Chelsea Rose
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Female 289
it`d be better if he wasnt so fat and wasnt in a sweat suit... eck..just looks like he is dancing around, i`ve seen people mess with stuff like that, see it everday with living with 3 guys, but that right there is disturbing...
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Female 956
I want to marry him... <3
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Female 60
I think his technique would improve considerably, is he cuts his mullet....which is getting in the way, loses a 100 pounds, and stopped watching so much Anime.

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Female 7
i`m in love. the way he flicks his hair back is magical.
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Male 734
The camera move in and out sometimes, which means that somebody actually too the time to record this, too. Poor soul...
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Male 928
First of all the beginning of this where he does the Battōjutsu is all wrong this kid watches to much kenshin or something.

Battōjutsu is not just a quick draw of the sword in a slashing motion. It is a quick draw of the sword but takes many many forms.

Hate to do it but here is a video of the real deal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6b5c9BIq...

Just keep watching you will see why it is such a deadly and highlighted technique.

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Male 25
one thing.... I don`t think anyone should ever wear sweat pants. PERIOD.....
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Male 210
wow. i can`t get past that mullet.
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Male 680
If, in a real swordfight, his first attack was the slash at 1:01, then you could parry the blow to the left and swing `round to the right and cut open his left gut before he could swing again.

With that aside, this video is epic

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Male 4,290
It`s hard to imagine anything less graceful.
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Male 23
5:22 O wait.....let me get my britches
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Male 599
he needs help with his speaking skillz too... and hair style... and dieting
Also, if he tried stabbing the way he does with that sword when there was actually something/someone in the way he`d break his own wrists. Would be amusing to watch at least.
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Female 63
Well, when the world gets invaded by Samuri, I know who I`m going to call to be my personal protector lol
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Male 3,915
he cant handle all of that party in the back...
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Male 9
stop flippin` ur hair retard
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Male 299
lol right near the end of it i realised that someone had to be filming him and had to wonder how they weren`t laughing their ass off
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Male 496
COMBO MOVES!

@ 5:00- Dragon TWISTER!
@ 5:10- Bull CHARGE!
@ 5:35- Cross SLASH!

Yes, I watched all 6:28. Sad.

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Male 1,505
I`m looking forward to the lightsaber remix.
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Male 716
Too much Monster Hunter I believe
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Male 217
@ Mountainbord

tried playing wow outside, too much glare on the screen :(

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Male 3
He looks like he copied moves and sound effects from the sword users in Super Smash Bros
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Male 254
That mullet was truly epic
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Female 474
lmfao i love how he keeps fixing his hair after every swing and why do fat people think they can wear sweat suits? ick
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Female 1,682
@ mischief, that is so ftw, i love kenshin <3
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Female 1,893
c`mon guys atleast hes outside, and not on his WOW account
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Male 2
3:20 mark i belive darth vader is filming you can see his shadow
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Male 5,194
Why don`t fat people realize they`re fat? This guy thinks he`s a ninja or something. If he tried to hide in a tree, he would break it.
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Male 797
Damn kenshin really let himself go...

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Female 519
Look at the shadow around 3:20, I`m pretty sure Darth Vader is filming this.

I lol`ed! Haha yeah I concur..

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Male 199
what the flying fcuk is he doing? that siht is retarded...
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Male 1,815
Like, super high speeds
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Male 39
Look at the shadow around 3:20, I`m pretty sure Darth Vader is filming this.
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Male 107
5:00 - 6:10 is a big wtf
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Male 533
Lmao @ how cool he looks twirling his blade to advert our eyes when his shirt pops over his roll. >_<
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Female 236
Wow, severe autism going on here.
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Male 3,619
5:07 DRAGON TWISTER!!! lol win.
But he utilizes 0 rotary skills as he uses his arms tooooo much. ppl... it`s all in the hips.
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Male 2,422
It`s always hard to find a good sparring partner.
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Female 1,001
The spin at 1:29 was epic
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Male 272
america has unleashed its new super-soldiers
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Female 1,386
Great that he`s outside getting SOME form of excercise...I guess. Dosn`t seem to be doing much for that stomach though. :/
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Male 16
i love him.
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Male 458
What a badass
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Male 133
I heard this is the new up and coming Hollywood fight co-ordinator.
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Female 999
#3!!!
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Female 999
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Male 138
mullet...sword skills....and sweats? hes getting 7 kinds of laid
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Male 1,265
painful
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Male 326
I love how his mullet keeps getting in the way.
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Male 30
at 2:36 he enters hyper-epic mode
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Male 2,579
He is actually pretty good with those things. I don`t doubt his ability.
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Female 98
HAHA! Nunchuck skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... girls like guys with skills. XD
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Male 210
kejèèè
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Male 70
Loser...
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Female 381
Somewhere there`s a ninja laughing his ass off.
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Male 3
DRAGON TWISTER!!!!
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Male 907
If anyone bothered to read the video description, it was his brother.
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Male 334
how is whoever is filming this not ltfao?
was gonna post this comment at the 2:27 mark in the video, but had to wait for the noise at 4:38. i LAWLED at the noise. worth the wait.

huff huff "i hope" huff huff "you can" huff huff "give me some" huff huff "good criticizim" huff huff "thanks for watching" huff huff huff hufffff....

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Male 712
Oh man...I hope he`s not serious.
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Male 1,252
Additionally the sound he makes at 4:38 is EPIC BEYOND WORDS.
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Male 96
He lost his pants, his breath, and his dignity.

And did anyone else think of the "Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man" at 4:24? Honestly, this whole 6 minutes could be that played over and over again and I would still watch it.

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Male 63
dragon...TWISTER!!!! ugh.. (heavy breathing)
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Male 1,252
:43 " and this is how i serve my head on a silver platter." Heavy set ≠ Center of gravity.
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Male 13
haha DRAGON TWISTER!!! EPIC FAIL!!!
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Male 15,832
BANG! I win.
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Male 11
"That...is what I can do with one sword. Now, I`ll show you what I can do, with TWO swords"

and keeping my pants up, is certainly not one of those things

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Male 390
ugh. i seriously hope that IAB was being sarcastic. this guy doesnt know jack. anyone who watches a bad kung fu movie can do the stuff he did.
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Male 70
wow
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Female 83
His stance is all wrong. A light hit would topple him over and he`d impale himself on his sword. His grip needs work as well. If he tried to parry anything, the sword would just fly out of his hand.

Beyond that, DRAGON TWISTER!

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Male 845
i picture the camera person being his mom. and fat, and wearing a blue moo-moo with flower print... and smoking a camel... and having a 5 oclock shadow on her fat chin and fat neck.
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Male 3,431
Well if he`s out there practicing like this for say, 2-3 hours a day and doesn`t spend the rest of his waking time playing video games, he might wind up being less of a target at least.
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Male 1,627
no falcon punch? :(
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Male 1,627
time to impress the ladies ;) "DRAGON TWISTA!"
"DIABETIC SLASH"
and this is my "SPECIAL KICK!"
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Male 928
I`m no fencer, but I`m pretty sure that spin attacks aren`t very practical in actual combat situations. Except versus Moblins, against which they are exactly twice as effective as ordinary attacks.
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Male 15,510
Watch and learn people, this skills will save you when the zombie apocalypse comes!
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Male 21
He seems to beleive he`s good. That`s why it`s so funny. And he just keeps loosing his pants over and over xD
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Male 11
EPIC sword Skills????????? If you ment LAME sword skills I agree...
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Male 914
sweet moves...
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Male 421
Well, supposedly he has autism, and you should all go to hell for laughing at him.

...but who am I kidding? DRAGON TWISTER!!!!

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Male 1,347
you`d think a kid like that would have stronger wrists, just aayin`. I don`t think he could parry, let alone land, a single blow with how flippy-floppy those [quote]strikes[/quote] were. But I guess, at least he`s trying and asking for help. Needs a confidence boost tho
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Male 1,051
Lloyd Irving has let himself go.
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Male 7,839
i bet its his mom holding the camera.
"oh, whose my big boy. you are, thats right, you are."
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Male 4,004
Well, some of his "moves were good". I correct myself, some of the movements were acceptable for a novice swordsman. He is too slow and his balance is absolute garbage. The main problem I see with it is that he seems to think anime sword fighting is actual sword fighting.

Sword fighting is not supposed to look as good as in Kill Bill or Ninja Scroll.

Also, he needs to lose 150lbs and cut his retarded looking hair, and start talking with confidence.

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Male 542
Legitimate.
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Male 734
I wonder if this guy is available for bookings at parties and Bar Mitzvahs and such? What a real talent!
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Male 2,506
He needs to cut off the hands, they are getting in the way of his skillz.
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Female 19
has anyone seen that movie with ryan reynolds? just friends?

...was ryan reynolds hs character based off of this guy. cuz. literally. that is all i think of when watching this.

and also.im curious as to who video`d this. his mom? dad? or someone just as sad as this guy.

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Male 782
Yep, Dragon Twister made the video.
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Male 53
i like how he has to flick his mullet back behind his head and pull down his jumper to hide his gut a few times. but on the whole, that kid had some definite moves."DRAGON TWISTER!"
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Male 56
As a martial artist, I hope to be as good as him one day.

Lulz.

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Male 28
Wow...I wasn`t convinced it was as good as Star Wars nerd, but then came the "DRAAAGON TWISTER!!!" and I was sold. rofl
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Female 1,190
haha now all this needs is like, a tay zonday explanation
** i toss my hair like a bad flirt to get it out of the way**
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Male 363
I saw this yesterday and I knew it`d be posted on IAB.
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Male 1,929
SPEAK UP YOU FAT drat
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Male 761
He doesn`t have problems, he has mad skillz!

vvvv

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Male 1
Wow you guys are so mean...can`t you see this kid has problems?
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Male 25,416
Star wars boy wannabe!
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Male 9
the only reason hes so good is that his fat blocks all the hits
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Male 761
Puuuuullll....CHAAARGE!!!
*pulls up pants*

ROFL

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Female 999
...DRAGON TWISTER!!!...
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Male 90
EPIC COMMENT Kshine!!!!!!!! Made me laugh my ass off. "dragon twister" 5:08 and "ball ccccharge" 5:20. I would have been covering my nuts when he did that, at the end hes like "and thats about it" LMFAO!!!! I wanna hang out with this kid, hes awesome. Id call him `tons of fun`
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Male 2,436
WOW. The next time I feel like a pathetic loser I will think of this video and smile. I can`t believe the camara is not on a tripod!
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Male 6
Really?! 4:24. FAIL. Fat guy: "Yuuuhh, Yuhhhh, Yuuuhhh, RRYRREARRAAAHH."
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Female 134
He needs to cut off that mullet, it`s getting in the way of his skillz.
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Female 465
So, who`s behind the camera, his mother?
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Male 94
Looks like he watched 1 too many anime and tried to imitate everything that looked cool, and nothing that was actually practical, because none of this would hold up in any sort of battle, even against a toddler. All actual swordsmen that saw this video just died a little inside
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Male 127
"HUH; HA; TWISTER!!! AAAHHHHGG!!!" *pause, pull up pants, pull down shirt, adjust hair* "CHARGE!!!"

"thats about it."
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Male 73
This might be more sad then the situation in Haiti right now...
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Male 378
his form is impeccable!
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Female 3,828
ugly mullet is ugly.
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Male 62
He`s also not doing any "Chi-Yai`s", or spirit yells, which means he doesn`t understand his Kata...why is it young children take so long to get ready....
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Female 169
I don`t know what would be worse ... the pain of laughing too hard while trying to say "Please don`t kill me" or him falling on me after using his "cool moves" :P
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Male 35
...........Rufus??

(Super Street fighter excitement already got to me :D )

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Female 126
brownsugar it was his brother lol but come on isnt he the sexiest from 3:53 til 4:11?
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Male 62
Having said that, good for him, if he`s interested and it keeps him active that`s all that important....bye!
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Male 161
I do think you hear his friend, or whoever is taping this, snickering at a few points.

For this kids sake I hope he made this as a joke, he could be the next John Belushi or Chris Farley. If this is for real, let`s just hope that he doesn`t have access to guns or any weapons that he can carry for more than a minute...

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Male 62
Very funny - as a nidan in Shotokan Karate, too old now to make anything work anymore, I laughed when I thought I heart him say that he studied Jujutsu, or known as the gentle art, whereas kara-te do mean`s the way of the open hand.

What he in fact is referring to is Iaido, so he could have said Iaijutsu, either way, his posture is horrible, his stances short, and he looks like he belongs in a, "Three Stooges Movie".

On that note, son and I are off to our Karate class....

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Male 61
..........um
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Male 203
I think he practiced at the exclusive Soul Caliber Dojo. under Sensei Mitsurugi
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Male 106
It seems like 2 minutes of flailing has tuckered him out. =(
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Male 339
Dear God, someone send him to a Kendo academy.
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Male 4,807
Good old Chad finally made it to youtube.
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Male 3,060
What`s really sad is that somebody took the time to hold the camera for this.
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Male 5,314
too boring for me to sit through
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Female 3,598
looks more like "big mullet man-child" than "mullet boy" to me.
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Female 184
..nope, all I see is fat and mullet.

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Male 2,690
Haha i love how he keeps having to push his hair back. DRAGON TWISTER!
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Male 306
what I wanna know is who agreed to film him....
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Male 373
i`ve personally seen better.
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Male 678
At 4:31 i thought he was goona sh*t himself!
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Male 9
I think i can take him.
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Female 525
history keeps repeating itself..
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Male 38
unofficial side bet odds:
5-1 his mother is an alcholic
2-1 did this becuase he was beyond desperate for any attention
7-3 he is soon involved in an act of school violence (8-3 sword related)
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Male 1,265
Nah starwars kid didn`t ever mean for the video to get out, that made it more funny :P this kid is just retarded on so many levels.... :/ lol he nearly falls over swinging the sword once or twice XP and gets out of breath talking o.O
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Male 108
DRAGON TWISIIIISTERRR
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Male 96
You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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Male 3
epicly bad skills.
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Male 121
i feel kind of bad for him
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Male 339
I read he`s got Asperger`s. :(
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Male 376
Saw this yesterday. Forget nukes. We have a new ultimate weapon.
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Female 169
he`s got some mad skillz.
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Male 1,297
oh man i saw this like 5 minutes ago. i get two points for being one step ahead of fancylad!!
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Male 339
aww poor kid.... spry little fella...
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Male 3,369
There can be only one.............

.............badly dressed, overweight, slightly effeminate, mullet guy!

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Male 21,006
Link: Mullet Boy Has Epic Sword Skills [Video] [Rate Link] - I-A-B, I believe we have our new `Star Wars geek with Lightsaber in the garage` boy.
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