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Date: 01/08/10 12:01 AM

26 Responses to Monkey Performs Jedi Levitation Trick [Pic]

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    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    Link: Monkey Performs Jedi Levitation Trick - The Force is strong with this one.
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    toans Male 13-17
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    January 8, 2010 at 12:11 am
    my banana
  3. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:22 am
    That`s not the Jedi Mind Trick, that`s just levitation. The JMT is where they say "You were doing 120k`s and the speed limit is 110, I`m gonna give you a ticket" and you say "You don`t need to give me a ticket" and they say "I don`t need to give you a ticket". THAT`S the JMT.
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
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    January 8, 2010 at 12:25 am
    ugh the description has the wrong jedi trick *nerd rage*
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:40 am
    It`s like they`re staring eachother down.

    The monkeys all like "IAUM GUNNA EEETCHAH"

    And the bananas all like "NO YEWS AINT!"

    And the monkeys all like "YEAH DOO."

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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:45 am
    Please fix the title on this thread before you get inundated with Star Wars fans!!!
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    January 8, 2010 at 12:54 am
    :P
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 1:43 am
    Use the force! BE the banana!
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 1:48 am
    > StarDagger

    Fixed. I called it first and I`m a Trekkie who thinks Star Wars sucks major black hole, so I guess it was a pretty obvious mistake.

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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:05 am
    Thank you!
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 3:36 am
    Hell if this was real we`d all be screwed :p

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    bardockjerms Male 18-29
    231 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:09 am
    Hey that`s in Gibraltar where I live. Thats a tail-less monkey known as a barbary ape. And they all weild lightsabers and blow up deathstars on a daily basis.
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    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:19 am
    that monkey is full of win.
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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:12 am
    You claim Star Wars sucks? Are you not seeing what George Lucas did with special effects and epic space battles? Star Trek for real it is just drama television and every attempt to make a movie is just a really long television episode. To compare Star Trek to Star Wars is just not possible they are two different styles of directing. One was designed for television the other was designed for theaters. Come on man!
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    neosophist Male 18-29
    138 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:43 am
    MONKEY
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:46 am
    "you will eat the banana"
    "i will eat the banana"
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Thats the jesus banana!
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    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    p0l4r21
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    164 Posts Friday, January 8, 2010 8:12:21 AM
    You claim Star Wars sucks? Are you not seeing what George Lucas did with special effects and epic space battles? Star Trek for real it is just drama television and every attempt to make a movie is just a really long television episode. To compare Star Trek to Star Wars is just not possible they are two different styles of directing. One was designed for television the other was designed for theaters. Come on man!

    AMEN. Boba Fett for life

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    mikeacello Male 18-29
    112 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Ahaha! p0l4r21 thinks he can change someone`s mind on the internet. That`s cute.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    SW1(4): Deformed people are evil, destroy them.
    SW2(5): Keep killing the deformed people no matter how often they rebuild.
    SW3(6): Your parents are evil but muppets are cute.
    SW4(1): Kids are kewl, robots are evil and muppets are still cute.
    SW5(2): Hey, lets make LOTS of evil robots.
    SW6(3): The cute kid with all the power is evil.

    Let`s face it, Star Trek is a serious story-telling medium which tackles the issues of real life and causes us to examine our attitudes, actions and souls. Star Wars is the Muppet Show in space.

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    > p0l4r21

    Dude, you can`t seriously be comparing Star Trek and Star Wars!? Ignoring the 546 hrs of Trek series compared to Wars, considering the `moral` of the movies:

    ST1: Power is useless without a soul.
    ST2: Revenge corrupts if allowed to fester.
    ST3: Friendship and love conquer all.
    ST4: The environment is in trouble.
    ST5: Religion is often an excuse for worshipping yourself.
    ST6: Old attitudes of hatred can be changed.
    ST7: Even the old can make a difference.
    ST8: Every man has a darkness inside him.
    ST9: Envy, greed and hate are bad.
    ST10: The dark man inside us all can be conquered.
    ST11: Even the young can make a difference.

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    acmoore92 Male 18-29
    130 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    i dunno lion, i saw a lot of things you claimed for ST that could`ve been applied to Wars. in fact i thought that`s what you were talking about, excepting the one about the environment.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    > acmoore92
    > i dunno lion, i saw a lot of things you claimed for ST that could`ve been applied to Wars. in fact i thought that`s what you were talking about, excepting the one about the environment

    *SPLUTTERS* But but but but Star Trek is just BETTER than Star Wars, otherwise why would we dress up as Klingons and go to Conventions!? If Star Trek was just a TV show and we did that, that`d make us look like idiots, wouldn`t it? So... it`s just better ok. Heaps better. Lots better.

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    seedofdevil Male 13-17
    75 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 11:09 am
    ooohh
    lionhart2 is a trekkie
    that explains alot
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    Alvetal Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    lol

    BTW ilove both star trek and star wars...

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    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    yea lion basically everything you said can easily be applied to star wars.... o.o

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