Mom, I`d Like You To Meet My New Girlfriend [Gif]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Her name is Martha, but feel free to call her Forky.
There are 100 comments:
Male 6
You what her other cool talent is? Getting people thier damn coffee
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Female 55
:D
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Male 16
9.9 um......that is.....sexy?...i guess?
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Male 33
You kidding? That`s drating awesome!
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Female 295
gross
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Male 312
Thats hot...
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Male 2
freek
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Female 447
She`s hot? lol she could have crooked sylvester stallone eyes and bushy eyebrows.
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Male 48
wow!! very nice!!
i f***in` digg anybody thats brave enough to get their tongue split. and it helps she`s hot too ;)
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Male 562
Wow she looks like a weird snake
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Female 204
@MsMalicious
i totally agree, but i don`t like the teeth
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Female 291
She is gorgeous!
I should figure out whom she is and say hi =D
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Male 999
"grabs your arm"
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Male 59
I feel very cold all of a sudden.
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Female 2,672
the toungue is pretty hot, but the rest of that creep is just wierd
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Male 19
you can get `teeth implants` to have the vampire look. dont know the technical name for it (maybe it falls under fake teeth), but it`s something that your dentist can tell you about.
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Male 658
those aren`t filed, they`re not her real teeth, unless she had freakishly long teeth to begin with.
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Female 1,682
i want to get that teeth, too!!! how did she get them? are they made in the dentist? or can they be bought from a shop?
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Some place can file your teeth like that for you. I think its a bit expensive though :/
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Female 14
The Monroe piercings don`t really help her image though. without those, this would be awesome :)
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Female 444
Ok....
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Male 23
I really enjoy watching this for some reason?....
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Male 467
@itellifyou
Uhh, since when did insecure girls NOT use sex as a way to get people to like them? One of us must`ve been in stasis for a lifetime, I know it`s not me.
Also, pissing in three directions would be totally awesome!
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Male 161
Definatley an entry for a Daddy didn`t hug me, or at least something like Daddy hugged me in a "special" way. And for all you guys drooling over her...
A: She has some rather deep seated emotional issues and would most likely end up crying or screaming before you got anywhere with her.

B: LOOK AT THE TEETH! Think she doesn`t use those? You will wake up with the prince albert you never wanted and pissing in three directions at once.

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Female 5
This gives me a strange excitment.. I agree with unbwogable
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Male 555
Holy hell that`s hot...
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Male 115
That would Be great if she was Lesbian!
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Male 2,229
that be cool, if weren`t for all the metal in her face
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Male 39
I am thinking unspeakable thoughts...

Of how she should be shot.

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Female 471
Meh.. If she wants to be REALLY extreme, she could pierce her brain stem. :)
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Male 661
I`m still up in the air about tongue splitting. Facial piercings on a lady are uberhot imho (especially septum rings, man septum rings turn my crank), but the tongue... I can imagine myself at 50 with all the face rings I have, but a forked tongue... just don`t know
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Male 467
I do believe that this could look pretty good (the tongue is a bit much, I`ll give ya that), but I have this fear that if I ever hooked up with someone like that, she might be using body mods to make up for a lack of personality..
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Female 864
that is not hot
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Male 3,915
i bet that would be....interesting...to tongue war with...
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Male 199
tasty
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Female 877
i want to get that teeth, too!!! how did she get them? are they made in the dentist? or can they be bought from a shop?
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Female 519
EW EW EW EW EW EW
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Male 31
OH NO! h0ax d3m0n
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Female 1,283
Bit on the unique side...ok, that just seems a bit creepy.
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Female 497
Sarah likes...
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Male 4,546
Tongue yes, teeth no.
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Female 4,376
I like everything but the tongue.
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Male 2,510
time for a masturbation session!
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Male 6
You what her other cool talent is? Getting people thier damn coffee
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Male 32
Bet she has a lisp!
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Male 894
id let her bite my neck anytime lol.
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Female 2,352
I dunno those fangs look really sharp. .
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Female 250
Riiiippp.
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Male 8
If she is over 18 I could put her to good use.
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Male 101
the vampire fangs are a turn off :(
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Male 122
surprisingly im a little aroused
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Male 198
the whole tongue split thing im sure is good for certain "uses" but the vampire fangs make that a dangerous place.
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Female 134
What is this? I don`t even...
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Male 355
thats hott!
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Male 1,083
uh...cool?
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Male 422
After deliberations I have decided that this is NOT hot. You may contact me if you have further questions.
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Male 204
i wonder if she still is a good kisser... i will check now... oh yeah... ohhhhhhh baby!
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Female 4,028
The things some people do sometimes...
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Male 142
LazyMe484

The same way you roll your tounge. Just both sides of your tounge arn`t connected . . .

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Male 42
Seen it before, sexy... sexy sexy sexy.
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Female 81
i wanna have vampire teeth!!
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Female 855
Ican understand the pointy teeth, although if I did that I`d probably stick myself in the tongue about a billion times. I`d rather have pointy ears! >:-)
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Male 10,440
I don`t quite understand how the two parts of her tongue can move independently
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Male 612
Now that`s Class...
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Male 8,302
Paleface woman speak with forked tongue, me no trust!
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Male 180
i get so many ideas from this .......
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Male 56
That is awesome. Love the fangs too.
Bet she`s a crazy good artist...I`d make her my lady if I had the chance.
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Female 1,682
ha. the only thing on her i think is cool are the fangs to be honest...everything else is eh.
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Female 237
That`s gonna look extremely attractive in 10-20 years..... even MORE attractive than it looks now!
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Male 101
I would never kiss a girl with a splittled tongue, no matter how pretty she is otherwise.
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Male 332
She has fangs too!!
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Female 5,222
XDDDDDDD
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Male 3,014
No. Just no.
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Female 4,039
Ewww - to each their own, I guess, but eewwwwwww.
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Female 59
creepy. freakin. creepy.
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Male 730
And she gives a great... well nevermind ha jk
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Female 330
Noooooooooo. Like... how do you do...stuff...with it?
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Male 42
Oh, and she`s got a really pretty jawline.
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Female 1,578
"That would suck to bite your tounge with those fangs."

Erm.. *tongues

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Male 42
I`d get down with her. I think she would tolerate my serpentine personality.
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Male 5,189
Hmm.
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Male 534
Repost? I think the old one was a vid though
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Male 112
Ggghhaaa! That makes my tongue hurt.
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Male 25,417
Wow. what a nice lady! :P
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Male 14,331
That would suck to bite your tounge with those fangs.
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Female 212
I want the fangs...
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Male 795
Hmmmm. She can lick two things at the same time. Not quite sure what good that would do me, I might need some time to think about it.....
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Male 9,305
It`d be so awesome if she has a really polite down-to-earth personality.
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Female 15,763
I didn`t know once you did that you could move them around independently...

o_O

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Male 195
@ShamaziaV2
don`t worry your not alone ;D
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Male 3,619
I kind of want that, but im not sure if it`s... "me" enough
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Female 507
ShamaziaV2, you are not alone.
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Male 236
am i the only one turned on by this?
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Male 286
hmm ok, looks inviting n dangerous at the same time.
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Female 9,558
That is so nasty.
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Male 4,593
Things might get a bit dicey during fellatio.
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Male 483
I`m not violent.....
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Male 483
I just wanna grab both halves and pull them apart like a mozzarella stick... then slam her face into a piece of wood to see if her teeth stick
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Female 36
MY EYES
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Male 1,403
I WANT IT!!
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Male 20,827
Link: Mom, I`d Like You To Meet My New Girlfriend [Gif] [Rate Link] - Her name is Martha, but feel free to call her Forky.
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