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Date: 01/04/10 12:04 PM

100 Responses to Mom, I`d Like You To Meet My New Girlfriend [Gif]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Link: Mom, I`d Like You To Meet My New Girlfriend - Her name is Martha, but feel free to call her Forky.
  2. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    I WANT IT!!
  3. Profile photo of goAtluvr7
    goAtluvr7 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    MY EYES
  4. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    I just wanna grab both halves and pull them apart like a mozzarella stick... then slam her face into a piece of wood to see if her teeth stick
  5. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    I`m not violent.....
  6. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Things might get a bit dicey during fellatio.
  7. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    That is so nasty.
  8. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    hmm ok, looks inviting n dangerous at the same time.
  9. Profile photo of ShamaziaV2
    ShamaziaV2 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    am i the only one turned on by this?
  10. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    ShamaziaV2, you are not alone.
  11. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    I kind of want that, but im not sure if it`s... "me" enough
  12. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    @ShamaziaV2
    don`t worry your not alone ;D
  13. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    I didn`t know once you did that you could move them around independently...

    o_O

  14. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    It`d be so awesome if she has a really polite down-to-earth personality.
  15. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Hmmmm. She can lick two things at the same time. Not quite sure what good that would do me, I might need some time to think about it.....
  16. Profile photo of regalia13
    regalia13 Female 18-29
    212 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    I want the fangs...
  17. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    That would suck to bite your tounge with those fangs.
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Wow. what a nice lady! :P
  19. Profile photo of mikeacello
    mikeacello Male 18-29
    112 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Ggghhaaa! That makes my tongue hurt.
  20. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Repost? I think the old one was a vid though
  21. Profile photo of Damarus13
    Damarus13 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    I`d get down with her. I think she would tolerate my serpentine personality.
  22. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    "That would suck to bite your tounge with those fangs."

    Erm.. *tongues

  23. Profile photo of Damarus13
    Damarus13 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Oh, and she`s got a really pretty jawline.
  24. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Noooooooooo. Like... how do you do...stuff...with it?
  25. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    And she gives a great... well nevermind ha jk
  26. Profile photo of ToughCookie
    ToughCookie Female 18-29
    59 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    creepy. freakin. creepy.
  27. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Ewww - to each their own, I guess, but eewwwwwww.
  28. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    No. Just no.
  29. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    XDDDDDDD
  30. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    She has fangs too!!
  31. Profile photo of MAC64
    MAC64 Male 40-49
    101 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    I would never kiss a girl with a splittled tongue, no matter how pretty she is otherwise.
  32. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    That`s gonna look extremely attractive in 10-20 years..... even MORE attractive than it looks now!
  33. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    ha. the only thing on her i think is cool are the fangs to be honest...everything else is eh.
  34. Profile photo of FumblingMala
    FumblingMala Male 18-29
    56 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    That is awesome. Love the fangs too.
    Bet she`s a crazy good artist...I`d make her my lady if I had the chance.
  35. Profile photo of Alexcools
    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    i get so many ideas from this .......
  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Paleface woman speak with forked tongue, me no trust!
  37. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    Now that`s Class...
  38. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    I don`t quite understand how the two parts of her tongue can move independently
  39. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Ican understand the pointy teeth, although if I did that I`d probably stick myself in the tongue about a billion times. I`d rather have pointy ears! >:-)
  40. Profile photo of xXxcupcakeXx
    xXxcupcakeXx Female 13-17
    81 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    i wanna have vampire teeth!!
  41. Profile photo of kaidb
    kaidb Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Seen it before, sexy... sexy sexy sexy.
  42. Profile photo of bobert54321
    bobert54321 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    LazyMe484

    The same way you roll your tounge. Just both sides of your tounge arn`t connected . . .

  43. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    The things some people do sometimes...
  44. Profile photo of movie
    movie Male 13-17
    204 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    i wonder if she still is a good kisser... i will check now... oh yeah... ohhhhhhh baby!
  45. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    After deliberations I have decided that this is NOT hot. You may contact me if you have further questions.
  46. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    uh...cool?
  47. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    thats hott!
  48. Profile photo of Kshine
    Kshine Female 13-17
    134 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    What is this? I don`t even...
  49. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    the whole tongue split thing im sure is good for certain "uses" but the vampire fangs make that a dangerous place.
  50. Profile photo of whelshin
    whelshin Male 18-29
    122 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    surprisingly im a little aroused
  51. Profile photo of clwnz
    clwnz Male 13-17
    101 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    the vampire fangs are a turn off :(
  52. Profile photo of christyandro
    christyandro Male 30-39
    8 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    If she is over 18 I could put her to good use.
  53. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Riiiippp.
  54. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    I dunno those fangs look really sharp. .
  55. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    id let her bite my neck anytime lol.
  56. Profile photo of alltowner
    alltowner Male 40-49
    32 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    Bet she has a lisp!
  57. Profile photo of DrbQQm
    DrbQQm Male 13-17
    6 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    You what her other cool talent is? Getting people thier damn coffee
  58. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    time for a masturbation session!
  59. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    I like everything but the tongue.
  60. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    Tongue yes, teeth no.
  61. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Sarah likes...
  62. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    Bit on the unique side...ok, that just seems a bit creepy.
  63. Profile photo of MasterPimp
    MasterPimp Male 13-17
    31 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    OH NO! h0ax d3m0n
  64. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    EW EW EW EW EW EW
    ]:
  65. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    i want to get that teeth, too!!! how did she get them? are they made in the dentist? or can they be bought from a shop?
  66. Profile photo of toqr
    toqr Male 18-29
    199 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    tasty
  67. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    i bet that would be....interesting...to tongue war with...
  68. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    that is not hot
  69. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    I do believe that this could look pretty good (the tongue is a bit much, I`ll give ya that), but I have this fear that if I ever hooked up with someone like that, she might be using body mods to make up for a lack of personality..
  70. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:03 am
    I`m still up in the air about tongue splitting. Facial piercings on a lady are uberhot imho (especially septum rings, man septum rings turn my crank), but the tongue... I can imagine myself at 50 with all the face rings I have, but a forked tongue... just don`t know
  71. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:32 am
    Meh.. If she wants to be REALLY extreme, she could pierce her brain stem. :)
  72. Profile photo of Narvos
    Narvos Male 18-29
    39 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:24 am
    I am thinking unspeakable thoughts...

    Of how she should be shot.

  73. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 3:14 am
    that be cool, if weren`t for all the metal in her face
  74. Profile photo of omg-a-lion
    omg-a-lion Male 13-17
    115 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 3:33 am
    That would Be great if she was Lesbian!
  75. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 4:20 am
    Holy hell that`s hot...
  76. Profile photo of ZylaRose
    ZylaRose Female 18-29
    5 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:56 am
    This gives me a strange excitment.. I agree with unbwogable
  77. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 7:21 am
    Definatley an entry for a Daddy didn`t hug me, or at least something like Daddy hugged me in a "special" way. And for all you guys drooling over her...
    A: She has some rather deep seated emotional issues and would most likely end up crying or screaming before you got anywhere with her.

    B: LOOK AT THE TEETH! Think she doesn`t use those? You will wake up with the prince albert you never wanted and pissing in three directions at once.

  78. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:07 am
    @itellifyou
    Uhh, since when did insecure girls NOT use sex as a way to get people to like them? One of us must`ve been in stasis for a lifetime, I know it`s not me.
    Also, pissing in three directions would be totally awesome!
  79. Profile photo of 73BigZ
    73BigZ Male 18-29
    23 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:49 am
    I really enjoy watching this for some reason?....
  80. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:56 am
    Ok....
  81. Profile photo of Kaikuro
    Kaikuro Female 13-17
    14 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 11:05 am
    The Monroe piercings don`t really help her image though. without those, this would be awesome :)
  82. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    i want to get that teeth, too!!! how did she get them? are they made in the dentist? or can they be bought from a shop?
    --
    Some place can file your teeth like that for you. I think its a bit expensive though :/
  83. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    those aren`t filed, they`re not her real teeth, unless she had freakishly long teeth to begin with.
  84. Profile photo of lolwtfnoob
    lolwtfnoob Male 18-29
    19 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    you can get `teeth implants` to have the vampire look. dont know the technical name for it (maybe it falls under fake teeth), but it`s something that your dentist can tell you about.
  85. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    the toungue is pretty hot, but the rest of that creep is just wierd
  86. Profile photo of nick9399
    nick9399 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    I feel very cold all of a sudden.
  87. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    "grabs your arm"
  88. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    She is gorgeous!
    I should figure out whom she is and say hi =D
  89. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 12:29 am
    @MsMalicious
    i totally agree, but i don`t like the teeth
  90. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 9:39 am
    Wow she looks like a weird snake
  91. Profile photo of greenfreak19
    greenfreak19 Male 18-29
    48 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    wow!! very nice!!
    i f***in` digg anybody thats brave enough to get their tongue split. and it helps she`s hot too ;)
  92. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:26 am
    She`s hot? lol she could have crooked sylvester stallone eyes and bushy eyebrows.
  93. Profile photo of rotovages
    rotovages Male 70 & Over
    2 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    freek
  94. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    Thats hot...
  95. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    gross
  96. Profile photo of joe99652
    joe99652 Male 13-17
    33 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    You kidding? That`s drating awesome!
  97. Profile photo of Youshedo
    Youshedo Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    9.9 um......that is.....sexy?...i guess?
  98. Profile photo of doomgir
    doomgir Female 18-29
    56 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    :D
  99. Profile photo of DrbQQm
    DrbQQm Male 13-17
    6 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    You what her other cool talent is? Getting people thier damn coffee

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