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Date: 01/23/10 07:33 AM

40 Responses to Man Makes Edible Records Out Of Chocolate [Vid]

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    Link: Man Makes Edible Records Out Of Chocolate - Nom! Also, please, someone ask this guy to make a 12-inch single record of Chocolate Rain for maximum irony.
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 7:39 am
    Mmm chocolate porn. Thanks IAB - you really know how to feed my fetishes.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:08 am
    crazy germans
  4. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:14 am

    Talk about an innovative way of bringing back the record!
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    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:31 am
    well thats just creepy, heartx3jess
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    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:44 am
    i am going to own one of those within the year

    and wtf heartxjess? where did that come from?

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    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:49 am
    So horrible impractical. How long can you play it before it turns soft and melts all over your nice record player?
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:50 am
    music and a snack, that sounds great.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:28 am
    I want that!
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    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:32 am
    FeeFee, I don`t think it`s meant to be used more than once. It`s really more of a novelty item.
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    Zequr Female 18-29
    138 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:45 am
    What a wonderful thing for rich brats to buy for their parties.
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    zapfina Female 18-29
    44 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 10:09 am
    I`m not sure I`d want to eat anything that had come out of that workroom. His fridge looked nasty.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 10:19 am
    That`s awesome that they actually play!

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    WTF! They actually work!? Hmm... this requires some thinking...

    *researches properties of records*
    *researches properties of chocolate*

    Ok. So it works! I am still impressed.

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Chuck it in the microwave, and remix it
  16. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    I don`t have a record player but i am dying for some Beatles or some led zeppelin would be nice!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Wow, you would hate to buy them on a hot day
  18. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    ...woah.
  19. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Ha! That is awesome.
  20. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    If this get`s marketed I expect a different flavor for each record.
  21. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    You could tell when he bit into that record that it has a TON of paraffin wax in it. For those who don`t know what paraffin wax is, Paraffin wax is used to seal the tops of jars of jellies and jams, and to coat cheese with.

    It is white, with no smell or taste. Not a true wax, it is made from distilled petroleum that is then purified. The wax on waxed paper is paraffin, and older candy recipes had you add some Paraffin wax to the melted chocolate, to give it a firm sheen when it cools. You melted the chocolate and the wax separately, then mixed them together. Paraffin could be melted directly with chocolate chips.

    This is how some chocolates are so firm and shiny, you`re digesting a petroleum product... mmmmmmmmm.

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    xXxcupcakeXx Female 13-17
    81 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    i want one :]
  23. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    @zoneking
    paraffin also helps the chocolate from melting so easily.. for his product, that seems essential
    honestly, paraffin is not that disgusting, especially if you think about all the other nasty poo that comes from animals people put in their food.
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    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    Tay Zonday should totally look this dude up... Chocolate "Chocolate Rain" LPs

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    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Give that man a Nobel Prize in Deliciousmusicology
  26. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 11:46 pm

    zoneking: This is how some chocolates are so firm and shiny, you`re digesting a petroleum product... mmmmmmmmm.

    I`ve had alot worse. I`m married...

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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 12:27 am
    Some people do awesome schit when they`re bored.
  28. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 12:47 am
    oh my god where can I buy one?
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    zapfina Female 18-29
    44 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 12:56 am
    Zoneking: you can also get a shiny finish to chocolate by tempering it. You don`t actually need a petroleum product.
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    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 1:28 am
    @DeutschDude9

    I second this nomination!

  31. Profile photo of haunt
    haunt Female 13-17
    147 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 10:54 am
    wow. that`s cool.. does it seriously work?
  32. Profile photo of luvsushi
    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    thas coool
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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    that is so awesome and only $6 a record!!
  34. Profile photo of mart1964
    mart1964 Male 40-49
    40 posts
    January 25, 2010 at 2:44 am
    "Sweet like chocolate boy" would be a good track to press.
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    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    314 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    can it play music?
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    Lejjena Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    awesome. gotta love Germany
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    exwolves Male 18-29
    77 posts
    January 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    sweet
  38. Profile photo of Afrokmas
    Afrokmas Male 18-29
    97 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 11:52 am
    I wish I knew that guy.
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    thename Female 13-17
    74 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    that`s my boyfriend(:
  40. Profile photo of spakker
    spakker Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 5, 2010 at 2:32 am
    Okay. I registered to tell you dumb schmucks that making a chocolate record out of chocolate rain would be the exact opposite of ironic. You also have a post stating that what is CLEARLY a f*cking Bald Eagle is a Falcon?! Not to mention all the obvious fake crap people post as real, and all the fake facts or just plain lies to make it sound more interesting (IE: the woman "who had ribs removed" ever heard of extreme corset usage? I saw her on TV ten years ago looking exactly the same and she didn`t have surgery then ffs!). F*cking morons.

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