Man Makes Edible Records Out Of Chocolate [Vid]

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Weird

Nom! Also, please, someone ask this guy to make a 12-inch single record of Chocolate Rain for maximum irony.
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Male 1
Okay. I registered to tell you dumb schmucks that making a chocolate record out of chocolate rain would be the exact opposite of ironic. You also have a post stating that what is CLEARLY a f*cking Bald Eagle is a Falcon?! Not to mention all the obvious fake crap people post as real, and all the fake facts or just plain lies to make it sound more interesting (IE: the woman "who had ribs removed" ever heard of extreme corset usage? I saw her on TV ten years ago looking exactly the same and she didn`t have surgery then ffs!). F*cking morons.
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Female 74
that`s my boyfriend(:
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Male 97
I wish I knew that guy.
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Male 77
sweet
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Male 68
awesome. gotta love Germany
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Male 313
can it play music?
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Male 40
"Sweet like chocolate boy" would be a good track to press.
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Male 914
that is so awesome and only $6 a record!!
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Female 169
thas coool
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Female 147
wow. that`s cool.. does it seriously work?
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Male 492
@DeutschDude9

I second this nomination!

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Female 44
Zoneking: you can also get a shiny finish to chocolate by tempering it. You don`t actually need a petroleum product.
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Female 833
oh my god where can I buy one?
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Male 2,579
Some people do awesome schit when they`re bored.
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Male 1,793

zoneking: This is how some chocolates are so firm and shiny, you`re digesting a petroleum product... mmmmmmmmm.

I`ve had alot worse. I`m married...

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Male 473

Give that man a Nobel Prize in Deliciousmusicology
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Male 329
Tay Zonday should totally look this dude up... Chocolate "Chocolate Rain" LPs

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Female 2,695
@zoneking
paraffin also helps the chocolate from melting so easily.. for his product, that seems essential
honestly, paraffin is not that disgusting, especially if you think about all the other nasty poo that comes from animals people put in their food.
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Female 81
i want one :]
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Male 106
You could tell when he bit into that record that it has a TON of paraffin wax in it. For those who don`t know what paraffin wax is, Paraffin wax is used to seal the tops of jars of jellies and jams, and to coat cheese with.

It is white, with no smell or taste. Not a true wax, it is made from distilled petroleum that is then purified. The wax on waxed paper is paraffin, and older candy recipes had you add some Paraffin wax to the melted chocolate, to give it a firm sheen when it cools. You melted the chocolate and the wax separately, then mixed them together. Paraffin could be melted directly with chocolate chips.

This is how some chocolates are so firm and shiny, you`re digesting a petroleum product... mmmmmmmmm.

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Male 423
If this get`s marketed I expect a different flavor for each record.
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Male 2,422
Ha! That is awesome.
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Male 9,306
...woah.
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Male 25,416
Wow, you would hate to buy them on a hot day
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Male 964
I don`t have a record player but i am dying for some Beatles or some led zeppelin would be nice!
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Male 13,624
Chuck it in the microwave, and remix it
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Male 10,440
WTF! They actually work!? Hmm... this requires some thinking...

*researches properties of records*
*researches properties of chocolate*

Ok. So it works! I am still impressed.

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Male 2,690
That`s awesome that they actually play!

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Female 44
I`m not sure I`d want to eat anything that had come out of that workroom. His fridge looked nasty.
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Female 138
What a wonderful thing for rich brats to buy for their parties.
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Female 196
FeeFee, I don`t think it`s meant to be used more than once. It`s really more of a novelty item.
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Female 9,478
I want that!
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Male 7,611
music and a snack, that sounds great.
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Female 583
So horrible impractical. How long can you play it before it turns soft and melts all over your nice record player?
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Male 373
i am going to own one of those within the year

and wtf heartxjess? where did that come from?

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Male 419
well thats just creepy, heartx3jess
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Male 1,647

Talk about an innovative way of bringing back the record!
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Male 3,619
crazy germans
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Female 1,578
Mmm chocolate porn. Thanks IAB - you really know how to feed my fetishes.
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Male 2,551
Link: Man Makes Edible Records Out Of Chocolate [Vid] [Rate Link] - Nom! Also, please, someone ask this guy to make a 12-inch single record of Chocolate Rain for maximum irony.
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