Lynzee Stauss Needed College After All [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

But would you really expect anything less from someone named "Lynzee?"
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Female 1
I looked at her Facebook. She probably makes more money than many college graduates, including myself.
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Male 610
vimto, it`s not that women are lazy, it`s that people in general are lazy. almost everyone would rather have piles of gold bars placed at their feet by their servants than have to get up early and go work
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Female 2
wow. shes like a broken record. besides the obvious screw ups she just keeps stating the same thing over in every paragraph. i wonder how old she was here?
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Male 2,862
ElDavo: "Of course, I`m not assuming most women, if any at all, share this view point."

You`ll soon learn that most women share this viewpoint, but not many of them are stupid enough to shout about it.

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Female 135
what an idiot.
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Male 6
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Male 2,148
Of course, I`m not assuming most women, if any at all, share this view point. All I`m saying is that there are plenty of women willing to marry a rich guy specifically for this reason.
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Male 2,148
This is why I don`t mind girls getting offended by things like "A woman`s place is in the kitchen."
It`s okay for a girl to expect a guy to work his life away just so she doesn`t have to work at all, but it`s not okay for a guy to expect a girl to have dinner ready when he gets home or whatever?
Just don`t complain about double-standards when they can go both ways...
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Female 318
It`s clear enough that she doesn`t want to go to college, lol. or maybe perhaps it`s that she`s too freaking dumb to get in!!! "Girls should have time to do their nails"????? Omg give me a break...
By the way, I know i`m not using proper english...I`m not getting graded on it, either! :P
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Male 177
What Im truly afraid of is in a few hundred or thousand years when archeologists are going through our records and find clips like this to show as primary documents used to determine our way of life. Theyre going to put us ever so slightly above the neanderthals.
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Male 612
I wonder how she feels about High School. Clearly she has never been there...
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Male 27
lerie: "College won`t fix her problem."
Ossum, not even therapy would fix her problem. She`ll have to be born again.

You give her that much credit?

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Male 894
As a wiser man than myself once said, "YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID". and i agree. i hope she marries a rich guy who beats her. hows that for irony
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Male 44
This reminds me of the many social studies scripts that we hand up in secondary school... all craptastic. Really craptastic and stupid. There`s a number of kids of our generation that really lack any form of thinking skills. ANY form of thinking skills...
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Female 1,264
"College won`t fix her problem."
Ossum, not even therapy would fix her problem. She`ll have to be born again.
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Female 37
College won`t fix her problem.
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Male 35
ahahaha... moron
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Male 170
She should be required to work fast food for at least a year, and live on only the wages she makes there.
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Female 4,376
I hope this was a satire. The sad thing is whether this is real or fake there are women out there who think like that.
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Female 96
I`m sorry Lynzee, but you get an F for the year... and we are going to have to take away your status as a person.
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Male 2,796
"This sure looks like satire to me. It would be quite unusual for a woman who is reporter for the school newspaper to hold such an opinion (nowadays). Furthermore, it`s unlikely that the editor of the paper would have allowed through such blatant spelling errors (that even a spellcheck program would have caught). And, depending on her reputation at the school, the satire might be exceedingly obvious for people who know her to spot."

Spot on logic there. I agree.

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Male 695
dumb skank
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Female 3,828
lol she reminds me of like something from legally blonde.
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Male 493
This girl reminds me of a girl from my AP Calculus class senior year. She was smart, but I heard her say she wanted to be a housewife. There`s being anti-feminist and then there`s just wasting intelligence.

And don`t even get me started on this dumb broad.

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Male 4,593
I`d tap her.
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Male 4,290
We don`t need no education...
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Male 73
This sure looks like satire to me. It would be quite unusual for a woman who is reporter for the school newspaper to hold such an opinion (nowadays). Furthermore, it`s unlikely that the editor of the paper would have allowed through such blatant spelling errors (that even a spellcheck program would have caught). And, depending on her reputation at the school, the satire might be exceedingly obvious for people who know her to spot.
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Female 877
reading this made me run to the college like a rabid dog O.o
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Male 100
hahahahahahahaha, oh wait you`re serious? hold on, let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Male 17
Ugh, someone please put her to sleep, she has no chance...
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Male 28
When looked at as satire it makes so much more sense
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Female 3,562
JD, being a secretary is a hell of a lot more than just knowing how to type. They have to actually be able to write, and writer better than most of the idiots like us.
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Male 15,832
If this had been a letter to the editor or a guest column, it would have been funny. The fact that she is a staff reporter makes it pathetic.
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Male 3,842
I can`t believe anyone thinks this is real. She is being sarcastic. She is being stupid on purpose to make a point. Just read the content and it is so ridiculous that it is obvious satire.
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Female 1,283
You know what`s ironic? I took an English 90 college class (GED-grade english, since somebody in my family threw away my ACT scores >.<), and I learned more about grammar than four years of High School.
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Male 88
Okay guys lets really look at this. Lynzee doesnt need college at all. From the awful piece of "journalism" we can all assme that Lynzee can at least type. Receptionists and secretaries will always be needed and you dont need college for that.
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Male 48
Too many flaws in her.... I always tell people that most girls are gold diggers, also she needs to pay attention in school because obviously she needs help badly.
I give this girl a -10 just because of her negative views about life.....ain`t all about money.

So I will happily stay single because she gives the female race a bad name.

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Male 535
What. The. Hell.
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Female 15,763
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Male 12
Wow, really tempted to bomb her page, but honestly, I`m not sure what to say. This is all that is wrong with women though... *facepalm*
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Male 1,108
sourkrauter, yep I`m sure thats her too. Only one Lynzee Strauss on FB and it looks a lot like the photo on here.
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Male 28
This makes me feel substantially better about my high school writing. I want to point out so many flaws in this right now.
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Female 94
yeah, she sucks
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Male 1,059
Lol, that`s just sad. So sad that I laughed at her stupidity. :-P Maybee colege wouldnt be necessary becasue its not very fun and we are smart enough allready and its very boring and stuff. xD
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Female 160
Wow, if I knew her, I would seriously consider murdering her. The world does not need nor want her, and it would thank me. It`s girls like THOSE that are sending women`s fight for equality and independence right down the drain.
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Male 544
I wish I could say that this article is worse than the articles in my school`s paper.... It isn`t. ._.
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Male 894
hey you guys. i think i seriously just found this dumb biatch on facbook. lol
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Male 894
what a dumb girl... i almost feel sorry for her. NOT! i agree with V ataraxic, lets find her and take her out into the woods and have a jolly ol beat down.
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Male 1,164
wow... im going to be sexist the rest of the day because of this.. whats wrong with chicks?
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Male 180
does not compute , does not compute !
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Female 5,222
reading that hurts >.< someone take her back to the 2nd grade!
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Male 1,081
It looks like it was done on purpose, probably to prove a point in a school newspaper.
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Male 124
It`s true...girls don`t need college....but they should have the opportunity if they want to...:D...
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Male 89
Of course the person who wrote on this spelled `really` as `rly.` Stupid hypocrite.

*facepalm* i guess you don`t understand the reference.

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Male 31
This is why guys are so shallow, got at least have the eye candy for the price.
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Male 8,302
If "every" girl married "every" guy... then that would make for some serious scheduling conflicts, but at least Chad would finally get some.
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Female 667
Of course the person who wrote on this spelled `really` as `rly.` Stupid hypocrite.
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Female 112
Did anyone else have their hand rise up and slap that bitch`s
picture?

Damned creepy when that happens....

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Female 160
Hmmm... the name isn`t blurred out. That makes her trackable.
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Male 774
Guys... I`m not feeling so good.

Please... someone turn me over so I don`t choke on my own tongue.

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Male 716
Oh, and don`t think that was an insult to the Feminist movement.

That was an insult to the hypocrites in the feminist movement.

And don`t be insulted by that last statement either, because EVERY movement has hypocritical idiots, including the masculine movement, the civil rights movement, the KKK movement... all of them.

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Male 716
I really hate this sexist idiot.

And I bet she is part of the feminest movement "Oh... girls should have all the same rights but they should not be subject to the less favorable things such as the draft." < I have heard that from some feminists.

My opinion is that if you want the same rights, the same luxury, you must suffer equally to everyone else. Not have the same rights and live in the lap of luxury while everyone else is suffering to provide for you.

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Male 774
Guys... I`m not feeling so good.

Please... someone turn me over so I don`t choke on my own tongue.

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Female 73
I just died a little inside...
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Female 59
stupid. and quite passable i think
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Female 1,566
Oh come on, this is so fake. They`d never let a story in that condition be published in the paper.
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Female 12
Gzz! This girl`s idiocy made me throw up in my mouth a little.
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Male 601
I think college is a waste of time and money for many reasons, but this girl is plain stupid. "Girls need to be girls"--lol, and I bet she`s a shining example of this.
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Female 3,598
i want to kill her and then bring her back tolife so i can kill her again.
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Female 55
she needs a swift kick in the a.ss; wtf is she freakin serious?! woooow
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Female 735
RecycleElf:

Im not even going to say anything.

We all know you are wrong.

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Female 208
Lets all find her and beat her to a bloody pulp.
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Male 3,619
HAHAHAhaha it`s funny because girls are stupid.
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Female 186
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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Male 999
lol verinon
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Female 4,447
O.o
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Female 184
I was going to say "repost", but I don`t want to be that guy.
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Male 7,813
this is what happens when you get rejected from community college.
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Male 335
Everyone knows that women are incapable of things that take brain power.
So girls, have fun!
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Female 459
And once again, I really wish StarDagger would go take his sexist self somewhere else. *sighs*
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Male 25,417
2 long didnt have time to laugh!
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Female 855
B-I-M-B-O and bimbo was her name-o!
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Female 459
I... Oh my God. Why... someone really needs to slap her and then talk to her. I don`t think I`d be able to be in the same school as her, I`d end up beating her. :|

*feels violent*

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Female 128
It`s probably an article written for the school`s April Fool`s Day edition.
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Female 94
"I guarantee that no girl will marry a poor guy cause every girl wants the life of a princess"

This chick is dumb.

My man is just as poor as I am, and I don`t care in the slightest, I love him. And I`ll happily marry him. Sooo, someone needs a bit of a reality check, not everyone is so materialistic. I don`t even care about her grammatical errors, what she`s actually saying is what bothered me. lol.

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Female 364
She is what is wrong with society.
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Male 156
This made me cringe.
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Female 1,593
o-O Wow...I...She... :|
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Female 307
The Grammar-Rammer strikes again.
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Male 1,674
you guys realize that this is most likely either written by a grade school kid or a fake, right?
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Male 820
You see, this is why I should be allowed to shoot people.
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Male 60
oh god.... i always knew newspapers were full of grammatically incorrect sentences but really...
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Male 373
i know some people like this


"awwww poor muffin"

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Female 124
Wow... I dont even know where to start on this masterpiece... O___o
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Male 1,190
She is cute enough to get away with this, if she knows how to blow a guy well (and take it anally) she will do fine in life.

Much is forgiven for a hot sex fantasy come to life.

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Male 1,351
Brilliant, this is the epitome of fine literature. I`m waiting on the book, "Grades arent really necessary and oh by the wayz can i have some mony to go shopping k by!"
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Male 97
WHY ISNT THIS WEEMEN IN TEH KITCHEN MAKEN SAMMICHES
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Female 198
lyke, omg! i completly, lyle, agree with her. girls just wanna have fun ya know? by guys! im gonna go SHOPPING! yay shoes!
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Female 140
wow... just, wow....
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Female 176
Idiot.
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Male 189
it isn`t the fifties anymore hun. it`s just not possible
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Female 519
Oh christ.. Who let this chick near a computer in the first place?
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Male 10,440
Well... I can think of only one further use for her: a place to stick my sausage.
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Male 7,378
I bet she`s a real good driver too.
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Male 720
lol trying to correct someone who is already a complete dumbass is pretty lame.
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Female 1,578
No intelligent man that has graduated college will want her.
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Male 1,222
Still, most of you are graduates in english language, or wine making...
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Female 1,682
Jesus.Christ. I hope she gets hit by a bus. How pathetic. I hope this isnt real...if so, wow >_<
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Female 362
I blame Twilight.
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Male 256
WEREALLBONED MAD!!!!
this girl is beyond stupid...wat a spoiled and unintelligent b1t(h
i should have to work so that this girl can go shopping and eat out at expensive restaurants? lol yea rite...ill make all that money and sign a prenup just so she has nothing after i divorce her ass
her parents must have been equally pathetic
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Male 98
wow...what century does she think it is?
oh well, she probably boiled her brain while tanning
also who is beca-sue?

(bizzarmind, awesome random south park character refrence)

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Female 94
Plus, why does it seem as if the teacher`s comments are typed on :S

Some teachers have programs that take scanned documents and allow you to "type on them".

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Male 625
How did this get published? Don`t schools usually have an editor or the sort to look over each article?

Plus, why does it seem as if the teacher`s comments are typed on :S

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Female 1,563
I am not in college (right now) and this makes me feel amazing cause I know I will do about...98% better in my life than she will
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Male 390
this makes me a saaad panda
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Male 74
This is absolutely hilarious. In all sincerity, my thanks go out to you for posting this.
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Male 901
Reading this makes me feel all empty inside.
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Male 20,827
Link: Lynzee Stauss Needed College After All [Pic] [Rate Link] - But would you really expect anything less from someone named `Lynzee?`
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