Jesus, Once Again, Not Being Very Cool [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Funny

"C"mon, Jesus, that"s so not cool..."
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Male 98
sandtalker;

Atheism can be belief OR nonbelief.

Yes, there are atheists that believe that there is no God as strongly as fundy xians believe there is one.

However, the vast majority of atheists do not. Most atheists have no belief over it; they do not believe that there is a god, they also do not believe that there isn`t. This is lack of religion.
I don`t believe that Santa exists, nor do I believe that he does not. Santa might exist. But he probably doesn`t. There are so many things that could exist that something without evidence probably does not.

Therefore, I am an atheist without religion...

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Male 227
zegur...you`re the smartest one of all!!
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Male 49
-MrRubik: That`s fine, I don`t care which way you put it. My point is that if one does not know a fact, they may explain things by either saying: "I do not know", or "It must be x". If someone says: "it MUST BE X" because their belief system does not allow any other explanation, then they are following a religion; be it Christian, Jew, Muslim, Space Aliens, or Atheist.
My original point was that there are atheists who believe in the absence of a deity so strongly, they are practicing a fundamentalist religion.
-Zequr: I don`t know what you are, and as long as you do not attack those that believe in gods or chance, does it really matter in this context?
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Female 138
How about me? I don`t believe in either gods or chance, what am I?
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Male 68
@Sandtalker:
You`re looking at it completely the wrong way. It is believers who have swapped `Random Chance` for `God`, which is what people always do when they come across something they don`t understand.
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Male 49
Scream, I think that if you look at it logically, there are atheists who believe as strongly in atheism as any fundy christian or muslim believes in their "belief system". They have just exchanged the word "God" for the words "random chance"...

Agnosticism is the lack of religion.

About the viruses, I do not think that the scientific study where they forced evolution, took place without a host life form for the virus to reproduce...

I have not problem with people believing in what they believe in, but it is ridiculous for someone who has made a religion out of not believing in god to make fun of other religions.

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Male 363
I`m not plying wares, I`m just saying what I`m saying.
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Male 1,190
I love listening to closet Xians trying to ply their wares at IAB!! lol!!!
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Male 363
Atheism is not a religion. It is the lack of a religion. And simple proteins can be formed through chemical reactions with components that were and are present today on earth. I would also just like to point out that scientists have forced evolution by placing viruses in stressful environments and seeing if the offspring`s genetic code would change over time, which it indeed did.
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Male 49
Actually, the theory of evolution is a possible explanation for how life became more complex, and is more believable than everything coming into life fully formed, but I was not asking about evolution. I was asking what the religion of Atheism feels started life. Are you telling me that atheism and evolution are the same? So then, where did the first proteins come from? And don`t viruses require a more complex life form to reproduce? So after the first virus randomly formed, how did it become two viruses? My point is that you can go back as far as you want, but there is always a question of where it started. A fundamentalist atheist will accept any explanation but deism. That is why atheism is a close-minded belief system (religion).
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Female 107
@Sandtalker: The idea of evolution states that life evolved over thousands, or millions of years. It began with simple proteins coming together to make complex proteins which came together to form amino acids (over millions of years, of course). Of course, none of this is easily proven (and anyone who tells you otherwise IS stupid, no one KNOWS how life started), but it is believed that the first recognizable form of "life" was actually in the form of viruses, which are extremely simple. I`m not an expert, I don`t claim to be, this is simply part of my knowledge of evolution.

Hope that helps you understand a little of what we believe.

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Male 49
Quick question to the atheists in the room:
Where did the first spark of life come from? Try to answer without an attack on someone else please.
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Male 674
@ waste of time please enlighten us with your definition of atheism
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Male 674
As I see it, there are three truly radical, fundamentalist, religions in the world these days:

1) Islam= Believe as I do or I`ll protest loudly!

2) Christianity= Believe as I do, or I`ll protest loudly!

3) Atheist= Believe as I do, or I`ll protest loudly!

The only difference is: two say that God, and one says that an advanced unknowable species, started life on earth. All three are close-minded, inward-looking ways of thinking.
^--Mischeif Diggs this

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Male 13
@sandtalker
go learn what an atheist is before you call us close -minded
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Male 49
As I see it, there are three truly radical, fundamentalist, religions in the world these days:

1) Islam= Believe as I do or I`ll protest loudly!

2) Christianity= Believe as I do, or I`ll protest loudly!

3) Atheist= Believe as I do, or I`ll protest loudly!

The only difference is: two say that God, and one says that an advanced unknowable species, started life on earth. All three are close-minded, inward-looking ways of thinking.

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Male 674
lol @ StarDagger you actually sound like the butt of the educated world you still having given an educated response to me once but yet you claim Christians are the butt of the educated world...
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Male 1,918
I don`t get it
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Male 1,190
@misc, I am not going to try to change your mind about anything, if you do not understand why Xians are the butt of the Educated world you will never get it.

Enjoy your life, and btw, I hope the Rapture comes soon and all you Xians get abducted by Jeebus and go live somewhere else, cheers!

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Male 1,190
@Lion

You can not be a troll on a board where you have admin rights.

Your trophy is hereby seized and you are fined 5000 posts! So your post count is now 672!

Noob!

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Male 674
@ star dagger once again if you sooo don`t beleive in it why are so against. you bash on unicorns too?

1) Mad cause you can`t say f`ing christ... you`d be mad if I said f`ing (your mom`s name here) and you still say it any way... and if the religion didnt exist what would you say f`ing ___?

Almost every civilization had their own morality codes whether spoken or innate. Morality is secular from religion though religions have their own moral codes ever heard of Ethics?

And you can go have as many skanky hoes as you want living in your house if that`s what you want but only one can be your legal wife get over it. That`s more about women being treated like property than a religious thing.

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Female 3,828
lol nice

and lots of links today!!

/me likes

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Male 1,190
@mischeif954

All we are doing is poking holes in your moronic beliefs.
What Xians are doing in the US today is trying to pass laws to limit the freedoms of people who are not Xians. You guys go around trying to change peoples behavior and then cry when you get poo on a internet board.
PERFECT example: When people say Jesus F!cking Xhrist! Xians feel that it is ok to mumble to that person "Please do not take the Lards name in vain!"
Who the frack do you think you are?!?! I can say what I damn well want, this is just a small example, but a good one.
Xian morality codes limit our culture, monogamy is another example (though ironically all the OT prophets had enough wives to make a gangster rapper blush). The idea that we do not have sex until marriage is ludicrous, and the social norm of monogamy has cause so much pain and suffering.

Yes we are Anti-xian, and with good fücking reason!

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Female 55
Yup... I could totally see Jesus doing that. xD
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Male 690
Lame gratuitous post
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Male 674
Jeez some of the people on this site are so anti christian it makes you think do you guys feel guilty or something?...If I don`t believe in something I don`t bother with do you all try this hard to prove to kids there`s no santa or and insane man there`s no voice in his head. If you don`t believe in god why do you feel you have to try so hard to prove something you claim doesn`t exist doesn`t exist. Seems to go against science and against logic just as much as believing in God does...
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Female 331
Ahahahahahahahahah.....awesome!
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Female 28
haha nice one...maybe my day wont suck after all...
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Male 5,094
KRAYZEEGIRL: Do go on.
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Female 1,077
jesus was the man.
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Female 447
This had to have been drawn by a gay man. That jew betch is totally flat chested. Is that Judge Judy?
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Female 718

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Male 1,190
@Frogyhead

I love that!!
I always tell Fundies that Jeebus was a Bi-sexual, he hung out with 12 guys, with such come on lines like "Come, follow me, and I will make you fishers of MEN"!

Then there is the huge body of evidence that he was married and had kids.

Next!

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Female 5,222
rofl, jesus is pretty effing hilarious
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Male 8,302
> OrangeCrow
> You have to give StarDagger credit, he is trying as hard as he can to be the best troll on IAB

He hasn`t got a chartered accountant`s chance in a Hell`s Angel`s Convention. That trophy looks nice sitting on my mantlepiece, and that`s where its staying.

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Male 63

Sorry for the inconvenience.

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Female 1,199
You have to give StarDagger credit, he is trying as hard as he can to be the best troll on i-a-b. >.>
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Male 4,004
All his Jesus` look like Viggo Mortensen.
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Male 166
I third that motion.
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Male 49
StarD... I wont argue the Christianity point you made, but I guess you have never seen a Hasidic Jew or a Muslim Martyr? Think before you speak, and avoid that hyperbole...
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Male 8
@stardagger
Sir, congratulations you are a Douchebag


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Male 1,190
As far as why do we not make fun of the Judaic or Muslim faiths...?

It seems to me that only Xianity been made into a plastic faith followed by plastic people (eating plastic food, McD and KFC)

Jews and Muslims have more respect for themselves, and their faith. And I have never heard of either Muslims or Jews teaching their kids that their holy books were to be taken literally, to the point where they teach them creationism over evolution, or to hate science.
In fact, Islam preserved science and math while the Euro-Xians were marrying each others cousins and fighting each other in plate mail.

Next question...

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Male 8,302
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Male 63
Here`s a link to the original artist...
http://jesus-withyoualways.com/

Have fun with photoshop everybody.

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Female 2,352
What a dick.
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Male 656
lol. that was actually funny
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Male 480
<------what can I say, I like to screw with people...
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Female 250
LOL. I get it. It`s funny.
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Male 198
"its more of a feeling that you get....not magical...but you can`t explain it.....it doesn`t tell you what to do or anything its just there...."

yeah, thats called your conscience... any more attempts at the whole, religion is true and god is real scheme?

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Female 18
jesseg:shes trying to count money and jesus is throwing random numbers at her to make her lose her place
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Male 13
@stardagger he doesn`t......its considered a sin yeah but he doesn`t go around annoying the crap out of people like this thats what your concience is for.....

@5cats he doesn`t actually talk to you like being all super power pshycho powers its more of a feeling that you get....not magical...but you can`t explain it.....it doesn`t tell you what to do or anything its just there....

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Male 98
Don`t get it..
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Male 1,190
Makes me sick, the Xian idea that the Son of the Creator of EVERYTHING worries about a teller skimming form the top.
If you have to be guiltily coerced into not stealing you would be better off stealing.

The idea of a personal relationship with a deity is a moronic concept. It would be like a desk that I made saying that it has a personal relationship with me because I came on it while masturbating.

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Male 24
I didn`t know Viggo Mortensen was Jesus.
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Male 8,302
> Xutar
> a dick I am a racist!tardedmean personflappingcockpooter?

Possibly the most honest person ever on IAB, or the Filter giving us a damn good laugh for once.

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Male 36,469
This is funny because of those people who claim that Jesus "talks to them" all the time. Um, yeah, fer shur! HE come down and talks to trailer-persons and semi-retards, eh?
"Jesus Christ, will you shut up?!" Yup, that`s a much funnier line Buxco :)
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Male 337
awesome!!
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Female 9,402
haha, nice.
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Male 976
It would have been funnier if she said "Jesus Christ, will you shut up?!"
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Male 1,063
I want a poster of this
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Male 150
That`s hardcore..!
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Female 1,963
I giggled.
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Male 3,255
If you don`t find this funny then you`re drating retarded.

If you don`t find this funny because you think it is somehow bashing jesus or christianity, then you`re triple drating retarded.

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Male 3,255
I`ve always loved these. So ridiculously funny.
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Male 122
i usually do this all the time
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Male 567
I don`t care what anyone says, thats funny.
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Male 112
i thought jews were good with money?
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Male 1,312
roflcopter
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Male 716
It may be the anti-Jesus for all we know.
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Female 4,197
tee hee hee, we do this at work sometimes when we close or open, it`s horrible
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Male 504
@cannibal151

He is counting money and Jesus is trying to mess him up.

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Female 525
The comments are usually the only funny thing about these pictures.
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Male 1,550
The look on his face goes with the text lol.
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Male 9,306
Xutar: "how many more dumb pics with swear words have to get posted before i can say "shut the drat up" in the comments and not sound like a dickI am a racist!tardedmean personflappingcockpooter?"

...damn censors, I can`t tell if he`s trying to get banned or not...

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Female 3,574
lol XD wth?
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Female 1,604
little things like that make me giggle, I think because it is just such a simple not over thought joke.
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Female 4,039
Meh
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Male 25,416
Was a bit disappointing! not amusing :(
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Male 154
how many more dumb pics with swear words have to get posted before i can say "shut the drat up" in the comments and not sound like a dickI am a racist!tardedmean personflappingcockpooter?
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Female 15,763
"i don`t get it"

She`s trying to count.

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Female 2,509
it`s not that I mind the "let`s make fun of Jesus/christians" posting. it`s more of why arent there any Muslim, Jewish, etc. slams in the world of fair`s fair?
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Female 3
ur not funny at all. What a wast of time
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Male 2,440
Jesus hates math anyway. 3=1, remember? xD
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Female 3
not funny at all dont diss jesus
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Male 4,867
lol, i love doing that to people....only difference is im not the son of God

*waits for someone to say "neither is jesus"

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Male 10,440
He`s a jew, he should be pro-bank teller.
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Male 506
Stop posting these unfunny pictures.
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Male 2,005
i don`t get it
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Female 1,780
Link: Jesus, Once Again, Not Being Very Cool [Pic] [Rate Link] - `C`mon, Jesus, that`s so not cool...`
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