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Date: 01/07/10 12:02 PM

90 Responses to Jesus, Once Again, Not Being Very Cool [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
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    January 6, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    Link: Jesus, Once Again, Not Being Very Cool - `C`mon, Jesus, that`s so not cool...`
  2. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    i don`t get it
  3. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Stop posting these unfunny pictures.
  4. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    He`s a jew, he should be pro-bank teller.
  5. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    lol, i love doing that to people....only difference is im not the son of God

    *waits for someone to say "neither is jesus"

  6. Profile photo of sleeman
    sleeman Female 30-39
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    not funny at all dont diss jesus
  7. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Jesus hates math anyway. 3=1, remember? xD
  8. Profile photo of sleeman
    sleeman Female 30-39
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    ur not funny at all. What a wast of time
  9. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    it`s not that I mind the "let`s make fun of Jesus/christians" posting. it`s more of why arent there any Muslim, Jewish, etc. slams in the world of fair`s fair?
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    "i don`t get it"

    She`s trying to count.

  11. Profile photo of Xutar
    Xutar Male 13-17
    154 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    how many more dumb pics with swear words have to get posted before i can say "shut the drat up" in the comments and not sound like a dickI am a racist!tardedmean personflappingcockpooter?
  12. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Was a bit disappointing! not amusing :(
  13. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    January 7, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Meh
  14. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    little things like that make me giggle, I think because it is just such a simple not over thought joke.
  15. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    lol XD wth?
  16. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Xutar: "how many more dumb pics with swear words have to get posted before i can say "shut the drat up" in the comments and not sound like a dickI am a racist!tardedmean personflappingcockpooter?"

    ...damn censors, I can`t tell if he`s trying to get banned or not...

  17. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    The look on his face goes with the text lol.
  18. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    The comments are usually the only funny thing about these pictures.
  19. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    @cannibal151

    He is counting money and Jesus is trying to mess him up.

  20. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    tee hee hee, we do this at work sometimes when we close or open, it`s horrible
  21. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    It may be the anti-Jesus for all we know.
  22. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    roflcopter
  23. Profile photo of taxicab2004
    taxicab2004 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    i thought jews were good with money?
  24. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    I don`t care what anyone says, thats funny.
  25. Profile photo of whelshin
    whelshin Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    i usually do this all the time
  26. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    I`ve always loved these. So ridiculously funny.
  27. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    If you don`t find this funny then you`re drating retarded.

    If you don`t find this funny because you think it is somehow bashing jesus or christianity, then you`re triple drating retarded.

  28. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    I giggled.
  29. Profile photo of Inferno00
    Inferno00 Male 13-17
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    That`s hardcore..!
  30. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    I want a poster of this
  31. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    It would have been funnier if she said "Jesus Christ, will you shut up?!"
  32. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    haha, nice.
  33. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
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    January 7, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    awesome!!
  34. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    This is funny because of those people who claim that Jesus "talks to them" all the time. Um, yeah, fer shur! HE come down and talks to trailer-persons and semi-retards, eh?
    "Jesus Christ, will you shut up?!" Yup, that`s a much funnier line Buxco :)
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    > Xutar
    > a dick I am a racist!tardedmean personflappingcockpooter?

    Possibly the most honest person ever on IAB, or the Filter giving us a damn good laugh for once.

  36. Profile photo of wutwutwut
    wutwutwut Male 18-29
    24 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    I didn`t know Viggo Mortensen was Jesus.
  37. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    Makes me sick, the Xian idea that the Son of the Creator of EVERYTHING worries about a teller skimming form the top.
    If you have to be guiltily coerced into not stealing you would be better off stealing.

    The idea of a personal relationship with a deity is a moronic concept. It would be like a desk that I made saying that it has a personal relationship with me because I came on it while masturbating.

  38. Profile photo of jesseg
    jesseg Male 13-17
    98 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    Don`t get it..
  39. Profile photo of RealMcCoy
    RealMcCoy Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    @stardagger he doesn`t......its considered a sin yeah but he doesn`t go around annoying the crap out of people like this thats what your concience is for.....

    @5cats he doesn`t actually talk to you like being all super power pshycho powers its more of a feeling that you get....not magical...but you can`t explain it.....it doesn`t tell you what to do or anything its just there....

  40. Profile photo of MellyC
    MellyC Female 13-17
    18 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    jesseg:shes trying to count money and jesus is throwing random numbers at her to make her lose her place
  41. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    "its more of a feeling that you get....not magical...but you can`t explain it.....it doesn`t tell you what to do or anything its just there...."

    yeah, thats called your conscience... any more attempts at the whole, religion is true and god is real scheme?

  42. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    LOL. I get it. It`s funny.
  43. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    <------what can I say, I like to screw with people...
  44. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    lol. that was actually funny
  45. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    What a dick.
  46. Profile photo of frogyhead
    frogyhead Male 30-39
    63 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    Here`s a link to the original artist...
    http://jesus-withyoualways.com/

    Have fun with photoshop everybody.

  47. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 6:57 pm
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 7, 2010 at 7:07 pm
  49. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    As far as why do we not make fun of the Judaic or Muslim faiths...?

    It seems to me that only Xianity been made into a plastic faith followed by plastic people (eating plastic food, McD and KFC)

    Jews and Muslims have more respect for themselves, and their faith. And I have never heard of either Muslims or Jews teaching their kids that their holy books were to be taken literally, to the point where they teach them creationism over evolution, or to hate science.
    In fact, Islam preserved science and math while the Euro-Xians were marrying each others cousins and fighting each other in plate mail.

    Next question...

  50. Profile photo of HipHoptamus
    HipHoptamus Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    @stardagger
    Sir, congratulations you are a Douchebag


  51. Profile photo of sandtalker
    sandtalker Male 30-39
    49 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    StarD... I wont argue the Christianity point you made, but I guess you have never seen a Hasidic Jew or a Muslim Martyr? Think before you speak, and avoid that hyperbole...
  52. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    I third that motion.
  53. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    All his Jesus` look like Viggo Mortensen.
  54. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    You have to give StarDagger credit, he is trying as hard as he can to be the best troll on i-a-b. >.>
  55. Profile photo of frogyhead
    frogyhead Male 30-39
    63 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    Sorry for the inconvenience.

  56. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:24 am
    > OrangeCrow
    > You have to give StarDagger credit, he is trying as hard as he can to be the best troll on IAB

    He hasn`t got a chartered accountant`s chance in a Hell`s Angel`s Convention. That trophy looks nice sitting on my mantlepiece, and that`s where its staying.

  57. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:58 am
    rofl, jesus is pretty effing hilarious
  58. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:55 am
    @Frogyhead

    I love that!!
    I always tell Fundies that Jeebus was a Bi-sexual, he hung out with 12 guys, with such come on lines like "Come, follow me, and I will make you fishers of MEN"!

    Then there is the huge body of evidence that he was married and had kids.

    Next!

  59. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
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    January 8, 2010 at 4:30 am

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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:09 am
    This had to have been drawn by a gay man. That jew betch is totally flat chested. Is that Judge Judy?
  61. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:39 am
    jesus was the man.
  62. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    January 8, 2010 at 6:59 am
    KRAYZEEGIRL: Do go on.
  63. Profile photo of jiberty
    jiberty Female 18-29
    28 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:09 am
    haha nice one...maybe my day wont suck after all...
  64. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
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    January 8, 2010 at 9:05 am
    Ahahahahahahahahah.....awesome!
  65. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:07 am
    Jeez some of the people on this site are so anti christian it makes you think do you guys feel guilty or something?...If I don`t believe in something I don`t bother with do you all try this hard to prove to kids there`s no santa or and insane man there`s no voice in his head. If you don`t believe in god why do you feel you have to try so hard to prove something you claim doesn`t exist doesn`t exist. Seems to go against science and against logic just as much as believing in God does...
  66. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
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    January 8, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Lame gratuitous post
  67. Profile photo of Suki_Meian
    Suki_Meian Female 18-29
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    January 8, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Yup... I could totally see Jesus doing that. xD
  68. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    @mischeif954

    All we are doing is poking holes in your moronic beliefs.
    What Xians are doing in the US today is trying to pass laws to limit the freedoms of people who are not Xians. You guys go around trying to change peoples behavior and then cry when you get poo on a internet board.
    PERFECT example: When people say Jesus F!cking Xhrist! Xians feel that it is ok to mumble to that person "Please do not take the Lards name in vain!"
    Who the frack do you think you are?!?! I can say what I damn well want, this is just a small example, but a good one.
    Xian morality codes limit our culture, monogamy is another example (though ironically all the OT prophets had enough wives to make a gangster rapper blush). The idea that we do not have sex until marriage is ludicrous, and the social norm of monogamy has cause so much pain and suffering.

    Yes we are Anti-xian, and with good fücking reason!

  69. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    January 8, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    lol nice

    and lots of links today!!

    /me likes

  70. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
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    January 8, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    @ star dagger once again if you sooo don`t beleive in it why are so against. you bash on unicorns too?

    1) Mad cause you can`t say f`ing christ... you`d be mad if I said f`ing (your mom`s name here) and you still say it any way... and if the religion didnt exist what would you say f`ing ___?

    Almost every civilization had their own morality codes whether spoken or innate. Morality is secular from religion though religions have their own moral codes ever heard of Ethics?

    And you can go have as many skanky hoes as you want living in your house if that`s what you want but only one can be your legal wife get over it. That`s more about women being treated like property than a religious thing.

  71. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    @Lion

    You can not be a troll on a board where you have admin rights.

    Your trophy is hereby seized and you are fined 5000 posts! So your post count is now 672!

    Noob!

  72. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    @misc, I am not going to try to change your mind about anything, if you do not understand why Xians are the butt of the Educated world you will never get it.

    Enjoy your life, and btw, I hope the Rapture comes soon and all you Xians get abducted by Jeebus and go live somewhere else, cheers!

  73. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
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    January 8, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    I don`t get it
  74. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
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    January 8, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    lol @ StarDagger you actually sound like the butt of the educated world you still having given an educated response to me once but yet you claim Christians are the butt of the educated world...
  75. Profile photo of sandtalker
    sandtalker Male 30-39
    49 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 11:57 am
    As I see it, there are three truly radical, fundamentalist, religions in the world these days:

    1) Islam= Believe as I do or I`ll protest loudly!

    2) Christianity= Believe as I do, or I`ll protest loudly!

    3) Atheist= Believe as I do, or I`ll protest loudly!

    The only difference is: two say that God, and one says that an advanced unknowable species, started life on earth. All three are close-minded, inward-looking ways of thinking.

  76. Profile photo of wasteoftime
    wasteoftime Male 18-29
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    January 9, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    @sandtalker
    go learn what an atheist is before you call us close -minded
  77. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    As I see it, there are three truly radical, fundamentalist, religions in the world these days:

    1) Islam= Believe as I do or I`ll protest loudly!

    2) Christianity= Believe as I do, or I`ll protest loudly!

    3) Atheist= Believe as I do, or I`ll protest loudly!

    The only difference is: two say that God, and one says that an advanced unknowable species, started life on earth. All three are close-minded, inward-looking ways of thinking.
    ^--Mischeif Diggs this

  78. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    @ waste of time please enlighten us with your definition of atheism
  79. Profile photo of sandtalker
    sandtalker Male 30-39
    49 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Quick question to the atheists in the room:
    Where did the first spark of life come from? Try to answer without an attack on someone else please.
  80. Profile photo of Reaper8
    Reaper8 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    @Sandtalker: The idea of evolution states that life evolved over thousands, or millions of years. It began with simple proteins coming together to make complex proteins which came together to form amino acids (over millions of years, of course). Of course, none of this is easily proven (and anyone who tells you otherwise IS stupid, no one KNOWS how life started), but it is believed that the first recognizable form of "life" was actually in the form of viruses, which are extremely simple. I`m not an expert, I don`t claim to be, this is simply part of my knowledge of evolution.

    Hope that helps you understand a little of what we believe.

  81. Profile photo of sandtalker
    sandtalker Male 30-39
    49 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Actually, the theory of evolution is a possible explanation for how life became more complex, and is more believable than everything coming into life fully formed, but I was not asking about evolution. I was asking what the religion of Atheism feels started life. Are you telling me that atheism and evolution are the same? So then, where did the first proteins come from? And don`t viruses require a more complex life form to reproduce? So after the first virus randomly formed, how did it become two viruses? My point is that you can go back as far as you want, but there is always a question of where it started. A fundamentalist atheist will accept any explanation but deism. That is why atheism is a close-minded belief system (religion).
  82. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
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    January 10, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    Atheism is not a religion. It is the lack of a religion. And simple proteins can be formed through chemical reactions with components that were and are present today on earth. I would also just like to point out that scientists have forced evolution by placing viruses in stressful environments and seeing if the offspring`s genetic code would change over time, which it indeed did.
  83. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    I love listening to closet Xians trying to ply their wares at IAB!! lol!!!
  84. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    I`m not plying wares, I`m just saying what I`m saying.
  85. Profile photo of sandtalker
    sandtalker Male 30-39
    49 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Scream, I think that if you look at it logically, there are atheists who believe as strongly in atheism as any fundy christian or muslim believes in their "belief system". They have just exchanged the word "God" for the words "random chance"...

    Agnosticism is the lack of religion.

    About the viruses, I do not think that the scientific study where they forced evolution, took place without a host life form for the virus to reproduce...

    I have not problem with people believing in what they believe in, but it is ridiculous for someone who has made a religion out of not believing in god to make fun of other religions.

  86. Profile photo of MrRubik
    MrRubik Male 13-17
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    January 11, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    @Sandtalker:
    You`re looking at it completely the wrong way. It is believers who have swapped `Random Chance` for `God`, which is what people always do when they come across something they don`t understand.
  87. Profile photo of Zequr
    Zequr Female 18-29
    138 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    How about me? I don`t believe in either gods or chance, what am I?
  88. Profile photo of sandtalker
    sandtalker Male 30-39
    49 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    -MrRubik: That`s fine, I don`t care which way you put it. My point is that if one does not know a fact, they may explain things by either saying: "I do not know", or "It must be x". If someone says: "it MUST BE X" because their belief system does not allow any other explanation, then they are following a religion; be it Christian, Jew, Muslim, Space Aliens, or Atheist.
    My original point was that there are atheists who believe in the absence of a deity so strongly, they are practicing a fundamentalist religion.
    -Zequr: I don`t know what you are, and as long as you do not attack those that believe in gods or chance, does it really matter in this context?
  89. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    zegur...you`re the smartest one of all!!
  90. Profile photo of DDylan
    DDylan Male 13-17
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    January 17, 2010 at 6:20 am
    sandtalker;

    Atheism can be belief OR nonbelief.

    Yes, there are atheists that believe that there is no God as strongly as fundy xians believe there is one.

    However, the vast majority of atheists do not. Most atheists have no belief over it; they do not believe that there is a god, they also do not believe that there isn`t. This is lack of religion.
    I don`t believe that Santa exists, nor do I believe that he does not. Santa might exist. But he probably doesn`t. There are so many things that could exist that something without evidence probably does not.

    Therefore, I am an atheist without religion...

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