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Date: 01/15/10 06:02 AM

95 Responses to Jesus Makes Another Appearance On Facebook [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    Link: Jesus Makes Another Appearance On Facebook - Unlike most times, Jesus is the comic relief--you go, Jesus.
  2. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 6:45 am
    jesus is a little bastard
  3. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    585 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 6:50 am
    HAHA Did not see that coming
  4. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 6:52 am
    HA! Beth just got told.
  5. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 7:07 am
    Got to love the "again" part.
  6. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 7:13 am
    rofl! that was brilliant!!
  7. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 7:18 am
    Again?!? That kid really hates the damn janitor.
  8. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 7:19 am
    I once saw a flyer saying "To talk to Jesus, call this number...." So I called, and a mexican showed up on a lawn mower.
  9. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 7:28 am
    Oh I loved that one. Maybe Jesus is telling us that janitorial positions are a sin.
  10. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 7:42 am
    "I once saw a flyer saying "To talk to Jesus, call this number...." So I called, and a mexican showed up on a lawn mower."

    WHAT!? Was he carrying a leprechaun and being chased by a witch doctor on a floating tiki!?

  11. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 7:59 am
    When I was a kid, it was ok to punch a janitor whether you were named after a fake deity or not.
  12. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 8:02 am
    Well if a janitor was trying to force me into a closet so he could have his way with me, I`d punch him too!
  13. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 8:27 am
    "Saw that going differently."

    Same here.

  14. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 8:39 am
    And thus we see why people need to learn how to use accent marks.
  15. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Once, somebody on some forum posted, completely out of nowhere, "Does anybody here know Jesus?" in all capital letters like they were insane.

    I replied, "yeah, Jesus Martinez lives on the next street over from me. He`s a good soccer player. Do you know him, too?"

  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Punched the janitor... AGAIN???
    When will those janitors learn, don`t mess with Jesus.
  17. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 9:39 am
    I would like to see Jesus beat up my janitor :D
  18. Profile photo of Nosedigger
    Nosedigger Male 13-17
    19 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 9:39 am
    "Punched the janitor... AGAIN???
    When will those janitors learn, don`t mess with Jesus."

    That`s right, you don`t mess with tha Jesus.

  19. Profile photo of butji
    butji Male 18-29
    103 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 9:47 am
    This is how it went down:

    Jesus: You ready to be drated, man? I see you rolled your way into the schoolyard. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we`re gonna drat you up.
    The Janitor: Yeah, well, you know, that`s just, like, your opinion, man.
    Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy poo with us, you flash a piece out in the schoolyard, I`ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the drating trigger `til it goes "click."
    The Janitor: Jesus.
    Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody drats with the Jesus.
    -Major asskicking for the janitor commences-

  20. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 9:55 am
    hahahaha
  21. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 10:03 am
    bwahahahahahaha!
  22. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 10:08 am
    lol, beth failed
  23. Profile photo of 6point02
    6point02 Female 18-29
    71 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 10:32 am
    haha. i hope beth feels ridiculous. obviously, if you don`t know what your friend named her kid, you don`t have the right to preach.
  24. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Well, if his janitor is anything like the one from Scrubs (minus any humour), then Jesus can smite away.
  25. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 11:25 am
    I love that Ms. Garcia somehow emits a tone of "you`re an ignorant SOB." Kudos, Ms. Garcia. Keep on rocking Jesus.
  26. Profile photo of Shokz
    Shokz Male 18-29
    117 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 11:32 am
    @domisgood - No; they both failed :D
  27. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 11:42 am
    lol nice going beth. way to assume things. lol "jesus works in mysterious ways". notice she said he punched the janior AGAIN
  28. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 11:50 am
    So if something interesting happens on my facebook....I can post it and get it on IAB?
  29. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 11:58 am
    Damn, being a middle school or high school janitor would be the worst job ever.
  30. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Jesus hated janitors... its in the Bible.
  31. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Thou must stone thy janitorial staff. It was in Revelations, duh.
  32. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    So if something interesting happens on my facebook....I can post it and get it on IAB?

    Seems that way

  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Wow,
  34. Profile photo of MichaelBored
    MichaelBored Male 40-49
    206 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    LOLeriffic
  35. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Ahhh those dirty Mexicans...
  36. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    i have always hated the kids who picked on the janiors. i got in trouble in high school and had to help one clean as punishment for a week. i won`t post what i saw because no one wants to hear it and i`ll get sick. i`ll just say some people are really drating nasty. i threw up every day at least once, and i am not a squeamish person. >_<
  37. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    lolz
  38. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    She says "doesn`t he?" as if to say "Of COURSE he does, it`s Jesus!"
  39. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Literal LOL!
  40. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    hahahaha
  41. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    "Ahhh those dirty Mexicans...

    >:(

  42. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    lol..
  43. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    OMGLOL
  44. Profile photo of Caker
    Caker Male 18-29
    168 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    again? man that kid really hates janitors....
  45. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    simple elegant beautiful humor.
  46. Profile photo of luvsushi
    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    hahahahahahahaha LMAO! yes!
  47. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    HAHA punching the janitor...
  48. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    That janitor should take that kid into the furnace room an "teach" him some respect.
    Why o why can`t they spell it "Hesus" the way they pronounce it??? (Heyzoos?)
  49. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    Wow, Jesus is a little douchebag huh?
  50. Profile photo of mopsnmaggots
    mopsnmaggots Male 18-29
    47 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    why blur the 1st name now we know he`s jesus garcia?
  51. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    lawls
  52. Profile photo of anguskhan79
    anguskhan79 Male 30-39
    89 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    @mops-Why does it matter? There are probably thousands of Jesus Garcias in any country in this hemisphere. In some regions it may be more common than John Smith now.
  53. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    To be honest, Jesus Garcia is like the Mexican version of Peter Smith
  54. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    lol wtf punching drating janitor agian?
  55. Profile photo of Pizza_Boy
    Pizza_Boy Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    @mopsnmaggots

    lol yeah how useless!

  56. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Why do people call their sons Jesus anyway? I know it`s like Maria and it`s supposed to be a homage to them, but it must get confusing as hell o.O
  57. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    It`s not pronounced Gezus, it`s pronounced Heyzues.
  58. Profile photo of Jonas999
    Jonas999 Male 30-39
    78 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Dont drat with the Jesus. He`ll make you his bitch!
  59. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    Win.
  60. Profile photo of FoneIsRingin
    FoneIsRingin Female 18-29
    22 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    someone at my school made jesus a facebook. i spammed jesus. he wrote on my wall to tell me he disowned me. i spammed him again laughing that i can`t be disowned by someone that`s not real.
  61. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    Teehee. Made me laugh.
  62. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    mopsnmaggots
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    47 Posts Friday, January 15, 2010 3:43:22 PM
    why blur the 1st name now we know he`s jesus garcia?


    So that you can`t spam the Mom`s facebook.

  63. Profile photo of riathrift
    riathrift Female 18-29
    79 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    In elementary school I made friends with the Janitors, especially in the lunch room. You could earn a piece of candy for helping clean up after lunch, or they`d buy you a popcorn on Fridays. They were really nice to talk to, to boot.
  64. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    and theres about 100,000 jesus garcias
  65. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! didnt see that one comin.
  66. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    who punches the janitor. especially twice.
  67. Profile photo of 73BigZ
    73BigZ Male 18-29
    23 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    Jesus Strikes again!!!
  68. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    @AtomicSkier9:<It`s not pronounced Gezus, it`s pronounced Heyzues.>

    As in "Hey Zeus!"?....Let`s not get HIM involved!

  69. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    Hey Zeus! Chill out man that temper will just get you a wrap sheet D8
  70. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    haha.
  71. Profile photo of Nao_Mi
    Nao_Mi Female 18-29
    52 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    Why do you guys always edit out the "Lame book" logo...? ...Actually, and every other website`s..? :\ Not nice, guys.
  72. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 12:36 am
    What logo? They blurred the faces and names for privacy?
  73. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 3:08 am
    lmao
  74. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 3:26 am
    does beth not know gracia had a son?
  75. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 6:27 am
    I knew that Jesus guy was nothing but trouble.
  76. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 7:29 am
    That`s hilarious.
  77. Profile photo of tankspank
    tankspank Male 18-29
    15 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 8:22 am
    Haha, so punching janitors is a regular thing for this kid?:P
  78. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 11:22 am
    hahahahahahaha
  79. Profile photo of lgm432
    lgm432 Male 13-17
    172 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Wow. Epic Win!
  80. Profile photo of hellohello10
    hellohello10 Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    .....epic
  81. Profile photo of EpicCookie
    EpicCookie Female 13-17
    55 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    bahahaa, pure win :`)
  82. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    I am naming my first born son Jesus
  83. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    "Ahhh those dirty Mexicans..."

    What the f*ck is that supposed to mean?

  84. Profile photo of marcos_g45
    marcos_g45 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    WIN
  85. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    whether making an idiot of herself or not atleast beth meant well

    sharpest... you`re not very sharp
    jesus as a name is usually spanish with spanish pronunciation: hey-zeus

  86. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    "sharpest... you`re not very sharp
    jesus as a name is usually spanish with spanish pronunciation: hey-zeus"

    WRNKLDTITFUZ, you are kidding, right? You must be kidding. If you tilt your head 5 degrees to the left you`ll notice I`m from South America. I must have at least 10 friends called Jesus. Also, if you pronounce that name as "hey-zeus" you`ll end up looking like a total gringo stranger. Please don`t. "Heh-soos" sounds more like it.
    Also, my nickname wasn`t supposed to mean "sharp" as in "smart". That would be kinda pricky, but whatever. My original comment was referring to the comment I quoted. No idea where your response came from.

  87. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    my mouth fell open...

    you win hey-zoos :]

  88. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 9:33 am
    I thought Jesus was her boss, not her son.
  89. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    epic lol moment
  90. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    epic.....? Anyone could put something funny on their facebook and get it on IAB it seems....lol
  91. Profile photo of band
    band Female 18-29
    28 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    lol!! i thought it was funny. ba hahaha
  92. Profile photo of enthrzn
    enthrzn Male 18-29
    43 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 12:57 am
    bah dum ching!
  93. Profile photo of roithm
    roithm Male 18-29
    44 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Haha we need more post like this!
  94. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    for punching a janitor??? LMAO

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