Jesus Makes Another Appearance On Facebook [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Funny

Unlike most times, Jesus is the comic relief--you go, Jesus.
There are 95 comments:
Female 314
for punching a janitor??? LMAO
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Male 44
Haha we need more post like this!
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Male 43
bah dum ching!
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Female 28
lol!! i thought it was funny. ba hahaha
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Female 1,380
epic.....? Anyone could put something funny on their facebook and get it on IAB it seems....lol
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Male 1,485
epic lol moment
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Male 1,093
I thought Jesus was her boss, not her son.
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Female 1,269
my mouth fell open...

you win hey-zoos :]

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Male 1,764
"sharpest... you`re not very sharp
jesus as a name is usually spanish with spanish pronunciation: hey-zeus"

WRNKLDTITFUZ, you are kidding, right? You must be kidding. If you tilt your head 5 degrees to the left you`ll notice I`m from South America. I must have at least 10 friends called Jesus. Also, if you pronounce that name as "hey-zeus" you`ll end up looking like a total gringo stranger. Please don`t. "Heh-soos" sounds more like it.
Also, my nickname wasn`t supposed to mean "sharp" as in "smart". That would be kinda pricky, but whatever. My original comment was referring to the comment I quoted. No idea where your response came from.

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Male 313
whether making an idiot of herself or not atleast beth meant well

sharpest... you`re not very sharp
jesus as a name is usually spanish with spanish pronunciation: hey-zeus

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Male 46
WIN
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Male 1,764
"Ahhh those dirty Mexicans..."

What the f*ck is that supposed to mean?

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Female 859
I am naming my first born son Jesus
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Female 55
bahahaa, pure win :`)
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Female 155
.....epic
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Male 172
Wow. Epic Win!
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Female 864
hahahahahahaha
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Male 15
Haha, so punching janitors is a regular thing for this kid?:P
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Female 1,963
That`s hilarious.
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Male 1,313
I knew that Jesus guy was nothing but trouble.
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Female 5,222
does beth not know gracia had a son?
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Female 4,376
lmao
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Female 3,696
What logo? They blurred the faces and names for privacy?
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Female 52
Why do you guys always edit out the "Lame book" logo...? ...Actually, and every other website`s..? :\ Not nice, guys.
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Male 1,078
haha.
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Female 365
Hey Zeus! Chill out man that temper will just get you a wrap sheet D8
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Male 660
@AtomicSkier9:<It`s not pronounced Gezus, it`s pronounced Heyzues.>

As in "Hey Zeus!"?....Let`s not get HIM involved!

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Male 23
Jesus Strikes again!!!
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Male 336
who punches the janitor. especially twice.
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Male 894
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! didnt see that one comin.
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Male 663
and theres about 100,000 jesus garcias
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Female 79
In elementary school I made friends with the Janitors, especially in the lunch room. You could earn a piece of candy for helping clean up after lunch, or they`d buy you a popcorn on Fridays. They were really nice to talk to, to boot.
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Male 3,842

mopsnmaggots
Male, 18-29, Europe
47 Posts Friday, January 15, 2010 3:43:22 PM
why blur the 1st name now we know he`s jesus garcia?


So that you can`t spam the Mom`s facebook.

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Male 544
Teehee. Made me laugh.
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Female 22
someone at my school made jesus a facebook. i spammed jesus. he wrote on my wall to tell me he disowned me. i spammed him again laughing that i can`t be disowned by someone that`s not real.
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Male 3,819
Win.
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Male 78
Dont drat with the Jesus. He`ll make you his bitch!
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Male 1,085
It`s not pronounced Gezus, it`s pronounced Heyzues.
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Male 772
Why do people call their sons Jesus anyway? I know it`s like Maria and it`s supposed to be a homage to them, but it must get confusing as hell o.O
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Male 4
@mopsnmaggots

lol yeah how useless!

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Male 999
lol wtf punching drating janitor agian?
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Male 1,815
To be honest, Jesus Garcia is like the Mexican version of Peter Smith
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Male 89
@mops-Why does it matter? There are probably thousands of Jesus Garcias in any country in this hemisphere. In some regions it may be more common than John Smith now.
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Female 627
lawls
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Male 47
why blur the 1st name now we know he`s jesus garcia?
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Male 1,882
Wow, Jesus is a little douchebag huh?
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Male 41,153
That janitor should take that kid into the furnace room an "teach" him some respect.
Why o why can`t they spell it "Hesus" the way they pronounce it??? (Heyzoos?)
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Male 612
HAHA punching the janitor...
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Female 169
hahahahahahahaha LMAO! yes!
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Male 535
simple elegant beautiful humor.
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Male 168
again? man that kid really hates janitors....
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Male 10,855
OMGLOL
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Male 1,129
lol..
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Female 1,578
[quote] "Ahhh those dirty Mexicans... [/quote]

>:(

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Female 3,574
hahahaha
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Male 15,832
Literal LOL!
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Male 2,579
She says "doesn`t he?" as if to say "Of COURSE he does, it`s Jesus!"
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Male 4,393
lolz
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Female 778
i have always hated the kids who picked on the janiors. i got in trouble in high school and had to help one clean as punishment for a week. i won`t post what i saw because no one wants to hear it and i`ll get sick. i`ll just say some people are really drating nasty. i threw up every day at least once, and i am not a squeamish person. >_<
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Female 999
Ahhh those dirty Mexicans...
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Male 206
LOLeriffic
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Male 25,416
Wow,
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Male 1,193
So if something interesting happens on my facebook....I can post it and get it on IAB?

Seems that way

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Male 1,141
Thou must stone thy janitorial staff. It was in Revelations, duh.
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Male 430
Jesus hated janitors... its in the Bible.
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Male 2,868
Damn, being a middle school or high school janitor would be the worst job ever.
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Female 1,380
So if something interesting happens on my facebook....I can post it and get it on IAB?
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Female 961
lol nice going beth. way to assume things. lol "jesus works in mysterious ways". notice she said he punched the janior AGAIN
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Male 117
@domisgood - No; they both failed :D
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Female 1,112
I love that Ms. Garcia somehow emits a tone of "you`re an ignorant SOB." Kudos, Ms. Garcia. Keep on rocking Jesus.
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Male 2,159
Well, if his janitor is anything like the one from Scrubs (minus any humour), then Jesus can smite away.
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Female 71
haha. i hope beth feels ridiculous. obviously, if you don`t know what your friend named her kid, you don`t have the right to preach.
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Male 4,867
lol, beth failed
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Female 444
bwahahahahahaha!
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Female 1,604
hahahaha
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Male 103
This is how it went down:

Jesus: You ready to be drated, man? I see you rolled your way into the schoolyard. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we`re gonna drat you up.
The Janitor: Yeah, well, you know, that`s just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy poo with us, you flash a piece out in the schoolyard, I`ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the drating trigger `til it goes "click."
The Janitor: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody drats with the Jesus.
-Major asskicking for the janitor commences-

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Male 19
"Punched the janitor... AGAIN???
When will those janitors learn, don`t mess with Jesus."

That`s right, you don`t mess with tha Jesus.

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Male 1,043
I would like to see Jesus beat up my janitor :D
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Male 4,807
Punched the janitor... AGAIN???
When will those janitors learn, don`t mess with Jesus.
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Male 3,842
Once, somebody on some forum posted, completely out of nowhere, "Does anybody here know Jesus?" in all capital letters like they were insane.

I replied, "yeah, Jesus Martinez lives on the next street over from me. He`s a good soccer player. Do you know him, too?"

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Female 1,095
And thus we see why people need to learn how to use accent marks.
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Female 9,585
"Saw that going differently."

Same here.

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Male 976
Well if a janitor was trying to force me into a closet so he could have his way with me, I`d punch him too!
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Male 1,013
When I was a kid, it was ok to punch a janitor whether you were named after a fake deity or not.
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Male 3,014
"I once saw a flyer saying "To talk to Jesus, call this number...." So I called, and a mexican showed up on a lawn mower."

WHAT!? Was he carrying a leprechaun and being chased by a witch doctor on a floating tiki!?

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Male 5,189
Saw that going differently.
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Male 504
Oh I loved that one. Maybe Jesus is telling us that janitorial positions are a sin.
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Male 324
I once saw a flyer saying "To talk to Jesus, call this number...." So I called, and a mexican showed up on a lawn mower.
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Male 904
Again?!? That kid really hates the damn janitor.
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Female 519
rofl! that was brilliant!!
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Male 1,931
Got to love the "again" part.
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Male 287
HA! Beth just got told.
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Male 707
HAHA Did not see that coming
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Male 7,839
jesus is a little bastard
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Female 1,780
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