Jesus Haters Hate Everything [Pic]

Submitted by: strech2k 7 years ago Funny

Just a normal day in New York City.
There are 91 comments:
Male 83
i dont know ppl are crazy XD
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Male 124
SATAN DEVIL
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Male 58
religion religion...its a stupid mans game...
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Male 894
*masturbates furiously*
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Male 999
this makes me horny
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Female 1,264
I wonder if Christians should actually care about that...
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Female 169
Judging from the timeline and the remains found near the area and the description in the bible he was probably black not olive skinned.
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Male 609
(continued @heracy)PC is counter productive, creating problems and tensions out of nothing. No matter what people get offended don`t limit others in fear of offending others. Hence all religons should have the same respect not to offended or freedom to offended as each other.


Don`t assume you know what someone else is thinking and then take a moral high ground makes you look like a A-hole and please learn the proper meaning of irony.

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Male 609
Heracy note i said accepted and well known image. Not saying correct which as many here have already stated would be middle eastern complexion.
Also i know its a affront to their religion to depict images of the prophet hence why their places of worship have ornate patterns as decorations. But Muhhamed has been depicted in western & Islamic world SCHOCK HORROR many times before
Muhhamed Image archive
I was merely striking a parallel in society offending some is ok i.e Christ being depicted with devil horns is what i thought offensive, not anything about his colour which you seem to think was my point. Where are statesmen apologising or preaching about the need for religious tolerance. If same is done for Islam a lot more fuss is created. The same freedom and equality we all share to say what we want should be equal. The common position of PC is cont
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Female 1,963
Well, Jesus (if he ever lived)would certainly not have been black. Most likely he would have been olive skinned, with black hair.
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Male 10,339
Jesus was described in the bible as having hair or the lamb (wooly) and palms and feet of bronze. Sounds like a brotha to me.
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Male 1,297
"You don`t make fun of my imaginary guy and I won`t make fun of your imaginary guy."

if we can`t be cool with making fun of each other`s imaginary guys, then all there is left to do is kill each other...

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Male 2,893
He`s saying that black Jesus is the real Jesus, but white Jesus is Satan? I don`t think I give a F**k. Besides, everyone knows that Jesus was purple.
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Male 2,893
America shall soon be destroyed? Not if I destroy you first.
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Male 12,365
As for what he actually looked like...are there any Roman descriptions of Judeans? There`s no mention in Christianity of him looking unusual for the area, so he probably looked typically Judean. It isn`t necessarily accurate to extrapolate from the people currently living in the area.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I love comments like that. There isn`t, and never has been, any doubt at all that he existed, either from Christians (obviously) or from non-religious sources.[/quote]

That is not a true statement. There is, and has been, doubt that he existed. There are no extant contempory references to him. There are plenty of later references once Christianity became an issue in the Roman empire, but that`s not the same thing.

Personally I think there is sufficient evidence to conclude that there was a man (not called Jesus, but that`s a minor detail) ~2000 years ago who preached a reform of Judaism that split Judaism and formed Christianity, but to say that there is not and never has been any doubt that he existed is simply wrong.

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Male 99
You don`t make fun of my imaginary guy and I won`t make fun of your imaginary guy.
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Male 14,330
When Jesus saw the pain
Of the things done in his name
He packed his suitcase and his golf clubs
Filled his pockets full of grain

He said "To hell with all of this"
Then he blew a farewell kiss
To be all knowing is quite stressful
While ignorance is bliss

Ignorance is bliss

Straight from the video store
Billy`s marching off to war
I heard they called our Lady Liberty
a greasy little whore
Well the market`s on the boil
We`re down a couple quarts of oil
The President`s reacting
Like an old near-sighted mohel

I`ll see you on the other side
As our heads implode from blind pride
Try to remember these words:

Ignorance is bliss (x3)

Try to remember this:
Ignorance is bliss

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Male 33
also
"when one man published a image defacing muhammed"

its not that they drew a big phat spunky knob on mo`s head that is the problem, its the fact that ANY image of the great prophet is a slander upon him.

Like if you drew him in a threesome with drew barrymore, maddonna & 80`s sam fox, they`d still be as pissed off as if you drew him taking aids up the bum from freddy mercury.

get yer facts straight before you slander. makes you look less (well a little) of a dick :D

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Male 33
lol jayme21.

So you reckon jesus was a white dude then ?

Also, to anyone baulking the right to protest thing, y know, thats what makes YOUR country different to everyone elses. You CAN protest without getting shot.

Its a luxury, and sure, if people you do not like are opposing a different viewpoint to that of yours, you can go out and protest against em yerself. or snipe on an image boards comments.

Irony intended.

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Male 609
They have defaced a accepted and well known image of christ. Remember all the rioting and protests across all of europe when one man published a image defacing muhammed. In which leaders were lining up to apologise. It is one rule for islam (untouchable) another rule for every other religon.
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Male 723
Belunan,

Not even by lineage. First off, there are two separate lineages given in the Bible by two separate "authors". A) they don`t match and b) there are breaks in the matrilineal line. According to Jewish law, Jesus was not a "true" Jew because of those jumps.

Let the flame war begin.

LJ

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Male 2,510
I don`t care for this "right to protest business" I imagine what they would do to you if you went to their country with sign`s like that. In the uk when the troops were marching, muslims had signs up saying "British troops burn in hell" a few bullets to the face would have fixed this problem.
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Male 703
GO BACK HOME AND GET OUT OF MY DAMN COUNTRY
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Male 1,505
"Jesus is Jewish. Read the Bible peoples. You will find out a whole lot of stuff about Jesus in there."

Jewish by faith and lineage but Palestinian by ethnicity. Opiebreath`s pic was a lot more accurate than the anglo image of popular culture.

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Male 619
Jesus es negro = Jesus is black
and the botom says
False Image of jesus.

Hmmmm...

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Female 365
Jesus is Jewish. Read the Bible peoples. You will find out a whole lot of stuff about Jesus in there.
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Male 391
I always knew Jesus was an ese.
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Male 8,302
To put an end to this pointless argument, I just went down to the local QuickMart and asked Jesus... he says he`s Hispanic not white. He also says you might not actually mean HIM, because he also has a cousin named Jesus and that might be who you`re all asking about.
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Male 2,506
Jesus is negro?
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Male 1,582
The terorists are making it easier for us to find them ^_~
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Female 956
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip sh*ts.

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Male 516
reminds me of the family guy episode with black jesus:

i rode into town on an ass... yo mama`s ass!!

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Male 3,756
Why do we have to refer to it as black or white anyway? I`m not white and I`ve never met a black person. I`m more of a tannish beige and most "black" people are some shade of brown. Maybe if we went with beige and brown it wouldn`t seem so much like we`re opposites.
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Male 108
I think the only difference between the two stories is that "Black Jesus" gave a feast of KFC instead of fish.
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Male 108
"White Jesus" is the anti-christ. Everyone start praying to "Black Jesus" now!
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Male 716
Hm... let`s see.

Jesus was born in Israel, in the middle east. He was, according to anyone who ever recorded history on him, Galilean (descended from David, king of Israel).

So... if the only records of Jesus say he`s Galilean...

Are Galilean people white?

Nope. Guess Jesus isn`t white.

Are Galilean people black?

Nope. Guess he`s not black.

So what ethnicity could this Galilean man be?

Well, I might be wrong here, but I`m gonna go out on a limb and say Galilean.

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Male 561
he`s the little mexican kid that cuts my lawn
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Female 519
Hmmmm Jesus was most probably not black or white but Jewish If we are to go on historical references..
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Female 9,402
FYI, Jesus grew up in the middle east as a Jew. So he would look like a middle easterner.
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Male 108
It is obvious that the guy on the left is David Blaine and he is just advertising for a new public performance.
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Male 131
I`m sorry, but did they say Jesus is black?
Don`t tell the white man but it`s true =D
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Female 109
Ugh. Whenever I`m in the city, I always walk RIGHT BY THESE GUYS. And they`re ALWAYS preaching to anyone and everyone who passes. I think they usually set up around Penn Station?

I`m all for freedom of speech, but I`ve had enough of these guys.

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Male 1,404
Another damn line at the ATM...........
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Male 3,842
I don`t get this, the part that is obscured almost certainly says "false image of Jesus" because they are complaining about how Europe-centric culture portrays Jesus as a fair skinned, blue eyed person, which is highly unlikely. So, they are protesting the use of that image as Jesus, and only the white devil promotes that false image, hence the devil stuff like the horns and 666, blah blah blah.
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Male 97
What does that sign mean? Is it bad, that Jesus is black?
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Female 169
What the drat is up with the debate of what race was Jesus? He was a drating Jew!
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Male 1,815
Black Jews, eh? Can`t say I`ve ever encountered one before
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Male 25,416
why so religious? again view it as face value, and lets look at that banana! http://maternalinstincts.files.wordpress...
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Male 205
LazyMe484: "No matter what you believe, odds are you have it wrong.
... Unless of course you don`t believe. Right? You seem to have left that out."

Rick_S wrote: "Whatever you believe or don`t believe in,"

unless Rick edited that in later I`d say: learn to read und cite properly.

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Male 101
ElDavo,

Stop talking.

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Male 7,585
jesus wasnt black. he wasnt white either, he would have been of middle eastern pigment.
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Male 2,148
Asspenny: So he`s saying Jesus was a black man, or at least darker than white, but not saying that negatively. He`s simply saying that the modern image of Jesus is wrong. Cool, thanks for clarifying.
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Male 2,148
Actually, I reexamined your comment and realized you actually just put Hinduism, Buddhism, and Falun Gong as groups in the "other" category. You seem less retarded than before, but no less ignorant.
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Male 1,347
@eldavo he`s saying that jesus is dark skinned. that the white version is a false image. while jesus would`ve likely been darker skinned don`t know if he`d be dark, dark brown
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Male 2,148
Rick S: Jews, Christians, and Muslims all believe in the same God, so they could all be right. Furthermore, Hindu and Buddhist aren`t subgroups of Islam, which is what you seem to be saying. Your comment is so full of ignorance that I`m not even going to acknowledge what you thought was an argument.
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Male 10,440
[quote] No matter what you believe, odds are you have it wrong. [/quote]

... Unless of course you don`t believe. Right? You seem to have left that out.

In the pic I see many targets for my egg-o-pult.

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Male 3,314
Just a thought. Whatever you believe or don`t believe in, you`re most likely wrong. Yes, that`s right. Think about it. Jews, Christians, Muslim and
"other". Only one group can be right. Then within each group, there are sub groups. Orthodox, Hasidic, Conservative, Reform...Protestant, Catholic, Baptist...Sunni, Shiite...Hindu, Buddhist, Falun... No matter what you believe, odds are you have it wrong.
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Female 122
I just want to see funny pictures of cats.
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Male 2,148
What does "Jesus es Negro" mean? Like, Jesus is a black man? Is that bad? Or is it literally "Jesus is black", meaning he`s bad? This question isn`t to offend anybody, but certain colors (NOT races) do have negative connotations.
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Male 36,543
Yes, it is in a forign, strange land: Berkeley California!
http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=119...
And sure, Jesus probably had an olvie complexion, it shouldn`t change the whole "Son of God" thing, eh?
And yeah, there`s theories that Shakespeare was really 4 guys using the same pen-name. So the idea that "Jesus" was exaggerated or just plain made-up isn`t impossible. Just not a popular idea amoung Christians, lolz!
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Male 1,190
Jeebus as we read in the bible never existed, since ALL of what is written about him came from Egyptian and Assyrian cultures.
There was no virgin birth, no smart kid teaching the elders, no miracles, no resurrection. The list goes on.
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Male 2,703
why is jesus always depicted as an albino?
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Female 678
We have enough religion to hate but not enough to love one another.

This is sad. People need accept one another and move on. Everyone seems to miss the fact that hate breeds hate. If they want to see a better world they need to start with themselves.

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Male 193
so jesus is black... that mediterranean sun must of been pretty week back then
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Male 205
Lionhart2: "There isn`t, and never has been, any doubt at all that he existed, either from Christians (obviously) or from non-religious sources."
Since there are almost no contemporary sources sources that mention his existence and very few (and all of them written by christians) some decades later, the theorie of Jesus being invented by his "followers" _has_ been uttered, less by atheists but by historians.
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Male 477
Lionhart, there is PLENTY of doubt within the scientific and historical community that Christ existed. The lack of evidence is baffling. We didn`t even have any physical evidence of Pontius Pilate`s existence until the late 1970`s. And he was the guy RUNNING the province for a detail oriented and very methodical empire, not some rabble rousing carpenter with a cult following.
There`s actually MORE evidence suggesting he was a myth, especially the incredible similarities his biography bears to those of various savior and christ-like figures pre-dating him by centuries.
We have a long list various notable, influential people who think that William Shakespeare didn`t write the works of Shakespeare...a figure who gained popularity only 350 years ago. What more info do we have suggesting this Jesus even existed at all?
The only difference between Jesus and Hercules is that the former`s cult managed to stay in power when the civilization it infiltrated collapsed.
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Female 143
@Diety

The only thing spanish in that whole scene is the sign. That guy is wearing Nautica, which is a brand name, not spanish clothes.

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Female 986
@ Diety

With a citibank? You realize that there are a lot of different languages that are used abundantly within North America, right?

On another note, I like the raised eyebrow on Jesus. "Whatchu lookin` at?"

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Male 2,050
Well, idk what to say. I assume they are angry because citibank would not cash their checks cause they are black.
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Male 928
I just realized that "devil lived" is a palindrome.
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Male 4,680
Is it just me or does that picture of Jesus opie posted look like Fred Flintstone with a beard?
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Male 196
"Jesus es negro" = "Jesus is black/a black person"

And, since everyone has either Spanish on their clothing or on a sign, I`d guess this is a Spanish-speaking country.

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Female 2,672
its like freakin islam4UK
way to ruin your religion for everyone else
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Male 8,302
> lukas1051
> If Jesus did exist

I love comments like that. There isn`t, and never has been, any doubt at all that he existed, either from Christians (obviously) or from non-religious sources. The only debate is whether he was the Son of God or just a troublemaking carpenter.

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Male 170
well unless Jesus was from the Scandinavian Peninsula there is a pretty good chance that he was not white.
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Male 224
lol, who gives a poo what colour he was?
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Female 15,763
Like this:
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Female 15,763
Wasn`t he more like... brown?
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Female 855
Can`t we all just get along?
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Male 3,425
If Jesus did exist, and lived in the Middle East, then chances are he probably wasn`t white. I watched a quite interesting documentary not too long ago, and it shown what Jesus would have probably looked like, nothing like the bearded white guy most people seem to think. Of course, in the times of religious brainwashing, Jesus had to be white, because anyone not white was considered inferior...

At the end of the day though, what does it matter. These crazy sorts are the reason I will never get into religion.

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Male 534
"They are claming that this is a false image of Jesus and that Jesus really is black"

I know, right??

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Male 15,510
They are claming that this is a false image of Jesus and that Jesus really is black
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Male 1,141
Ironyyyy ftw.
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Male 1,625
Jesus was probably black, or at the very least arab. Its beyond funny to hear that people think he was white.
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Male 56
The world is full of sick people.
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Male 7,933
Does that say Jesus is black??
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Male 88
Yes, satan devil... They have convinced me.
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Female 97
LOL so roostered gets replaced with roostered? WTF?
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Female 97
I love the one roostered eyebrow on Jesus like he`s the Rock or something....
`CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE SATAN JESUS IS COOCKING?!`
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Male 83
Link: Jesus Haters Hate Everything [Pic] [Rate Link] - Just a normal day in New York City.
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