Greg Tells Facebook Friends About Crappy GF [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Tech

Greg wants to break up with his girlfriend so he reaches out to his Facebook friends for help. Never do that, Greg...
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Male 10
10!
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Female 314
9!
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Male 108
SHOPPED!
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Female 376
no cuts as*hole lmfao.
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Male 2
gregs girl is a man
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Male 999
8!
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Female 859
7!
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Female 125
Things like this on facebook make me think people don`t know how it works. Everything is public, for the most part, and you can`t expect his girlfriend to NOT be his friend, in which case I don`t understand why she didn`t say anything. Dumb, but I lol`d.
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Male 190
good spotting Brittany, never noticed it
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Male 40
LOLZ
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha!
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Male 95
6!
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Female 50
hahahaha
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Female 75
am I the only one that noticed he put "I can`t do his any longer" instead of THIS any longer...just a thought...hes dumb
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Male 199
What he dosnt know is i already have ;)
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Female 236
and that`s a good reason to stay with her??
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Female 3,828
Im surprised his girlfriend didnt speak up... usually they are dumb, and most people seem to have their gf on fb so she can say i heart you on her status, like 24/7.
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Male 2,690
Clever Charles!
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Female 5,222
damn
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Female 1,380
wtf....why the hell does fancy post everything from drating facebook on here? jesus christ. I wanna start some controversy on my facebook and get it on here!
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Male 7,830
right on primetime
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Male 2,579
Calm down children.
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Male 4,004
" know you just did not call me white? You`re kidding right....look at my profile pic, you look albino compared to me."

Only racists see color. And women.

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Male 7,933
P.S. I dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die
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Male 7,933
"@primetimekin
bleed out your dick once a month and tell me that doesn`t suck horribly. tell me what`s hard about being a white man."

WOAH WAIT BITCH BACK THE drat UP. I know you just did not call me white? You`re kidding right....look at my profile pic, you look albino compared to me.

And by the way nut shots hurt a lot more than periods. If someone kicked me in the nuts, once a month for 5 days, id drating commit suicide. Just the fact that you women are alive shows it isnt that bad.

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Male 1,468
6. Being easily raped.

OH MAN TURTLES HAVE IT SO BAD THEY HAVE A SOFT UNDERBELLY THEY MIGHT GET EATEN

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Male 1,468
"yeah, you`re right. what, with bleeding out of our sexual organs, bearing and birthing children, sucking at driving, centuries of oppression, being constantly told we`re not pretty/thin enough, and being easily raped we have it really really good. "

1. Bleeding out of your sexual organ.

From what girls have told me, that`s not the part that hurts, the muscle contractions do. So either you`re shooting yourself down or putting up a paper tiger.

2. Bearing and birthing children.

It hurts, but so does getting kicked in the balls repeatedly because "omg!!11 its SOOOooO funnY!!11"

3. Sucking at driving.

Lol.

4. Centuries of oppresion.

Are we getting pissed at whites for oppressing native americans? Are we getting pissed at whites for owning slaves? Most people have tried their best to forget. Gtfo and suck it up.

5. Being constantly told we`re not pretty/thin enough.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If anything you`re aiming for douches to be

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Male 119
whats worse is that even before the picture loaded I read it in his voice
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Male 420
lol your welcome
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Male 820
GAH! I CAN`T HELP BUT READ IT IN CLEAVLAND`S VOICE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Male 420
oh thats nasty

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Male 119
You would know a lot about coming early...
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Female 15,763
`Tis better to come late than to come early.

BA DUM CHS.

Thanks, thanks, I`m here all week, folks.

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Male 119
Opie...you are too late...I do not approve of your late entry.
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Female 15,763
Opie is Opie!

...I just wanted to join in.

>_>

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Male 68
lmfao
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Female 778
um... if he`s tired of her, why does he care who she drats? idiot.
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Female 9,572
lmfao at the end.
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Male 4,014
yeah, thats a healthy relationship.
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Male 119
lol dom!
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Male 4,867
Fitzy is my Bob.

...15

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Male 119
Fitz likes it that way. Bob is my Dom.
That is all.
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Male 4,290
Fitzy is my bitch.
That is all.
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Female 1,682
@ vindictive, Prime isn`t white. Fail.
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Male 119
Well vin, dealing with girls like you for one thing...
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Female 1,077
@primetimekin
bleed out your dick once a month and tell me that doesn`t suck horribly. tell me what`s hard about being a white man.
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Female 2,289
have to admit it. Being a chick isn`t as bad as a lot of girls make it out to be.... it`s not even as bad as I make it out to be sometimes...
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Female 2,289
Oh shut it, duffytoler.
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Female 187
wait a minute....this guy is offering me a second go-round as a guy....Vindictive don`t argue with him. Embrace the opportunity and resolve to be a man whore in the next life and laugh at his decaying ass.
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Male 1,764
Don` be an ass hole Charles, no cutting in line.
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Male 7,933
"yeah, you`re right. what, with bleeding out of our sexual organs, bearing and birthing children, sucking at driving, centuries of oppression, being constantly told we`re not pretty/thin enough, and being easily raped we have it really really good. "

The only one of those i could agree with is sucking at driving

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Female 1,077
"Girls have it so easy."

yeah, you`re right. what, with bleeding out of our sexual organs, bearing and birthing children, sucking at driving, centuries of oppression, being constantly told we`re not pretty/thin enough, and being easily raped we have it really really good.

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Male 1,297
ahahaha
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Male 5,194
Girls have it so easy. All girls should have to live life a second time as a guy.
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Male 1,351
No one commented after Jose? For 9 whole minutes? Considering the rapid response of Greg`s "friends", unless Greg is a loner and this is his entire population of straight guy friends who want to bang his girlfriend I find it strange that no one kept the comments going. Sorry to pull this but...I think staged (still funny though). If anyone is FB friends with Greg and says this is real then I`ll apologize.
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Male 1,190
If there are that many people in line he needs to rethink his relationship with her and change his title from "pu§§ywhipped" to "Pimp" and make some money off of her!
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Female 4,197
that`s something my mates would do too lol
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Female 34
RofL
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Male 73
I like how Charles is ok to be 5th but being 6th is just not ok.
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Male 17,511
This is why dating the hottest chick in school, college, the town, or the county is just trouble.
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Male 1,497
Also, 14.
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Female 233
Haha thats wicked funny.
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Male 1,497
"At this rate she be set for one guy a day for a year."

More like until she dies.

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Male 504
Lol that is great she is whore and he knows it.
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Male 3,431
Already had `er.
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Female 864
so he doesn`t want to break up with her because other people want her ? what a dumbass .How does that make her a slut cajun? she is a slut because all his friends want to bone her ? you are a dumbass!
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Male 28
At this rate she be set for one guy a day for a year.
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Male 373
lmao

13, but by that time she might be kinda loose . . .

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Male 1,837
lmfao now THERES a sense of humor.
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Male 40,734
Lolz!
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@cajun, it`s not HER fault she`s hawt (one assumes) and there`s guys lined up for her, it`s this guy`s slutty male friends, eh?
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Male 4,807
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Male 205
send pix!

(of the girl friend)

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Male 10,855
Wow what a slut.
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Male 7,830
damn, i dont think i want to go after all you guys. you better use protection, im pretty sure krembill has the AIDS.
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Male 2,591
bet you that shat aint even worth the walk to her house
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Male 237
mmm ... wonder what`s more pathetic ... the guys who can`t seem to find a gf of their own and has to resort to drooling over another guy`s girl ... or the guy who don`t want to dump his gf for whatever reasons because he don`t want her to go date his friends.
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Female 291
I`ll take my number as well =D
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Male 211
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Female 295
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Male 1,043
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Male 15,510
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Male 931
eighth!!!! :D
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Male 15,832
C`mon, Greg. $h!t or get off the pot!
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Male 218
See the positive, the chick must be hot as hell.
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Male 964
Jose you damn butter!
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Male 2,548
Oh god, sometimes it`s a wonder how any of them ever get laid.
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Male 1,678
damn u krembill .. 7 then
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Male 1,678
i call 6th
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Male 1,091
Oh what the hell, 6!
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Male 970
awesome
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Female 2,509
dude, you need to pick better friends.
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Male 174
At least they`re waiting for him to break-up first. Unless that`s what Jose meant...
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Female 1,780
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