Girl Treats Robert Pattinson Just As We Would [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

And yet the jackhole remains self-involved and oblivious as ever anyway.
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Female 39
photoshopped!!!!
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Male 703
i woulda have punched him
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Male 4
*polygynous precursors to Homo = me forgetting what i was talking about. i meant some species of primates, which are a branch in our evolutionary tree
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Male 4
@ Skreshavik and Limp

i used to not understand as well, but once i got to college i thought of a reason that seems pretty sound

from an evolutionary perspective, the female chooses the mate based on a couple of reasons. one of these reasons is the mate`s ability to provide and/or protect healthy offspring. the male is pretty much just concerned with passing on his dna and then either bailing (some polygynous precursors to Homo) or staying and raising the offspring.

females choosing the mate subconsciously remains in most cases, it seems to me. ask a hot guy to go ask a hot girl if she wants to drat, likely she will say no. ask a hot girl to go ask a hot guy if he wants to drat, and the answer will likely be yes.

So, to me, it seems like it`s easier for a girl to get a guy she wants than vice versa. it`s (more) difficult for a guy to get with multiple girls due to this mate selection habit, so males get props for it. it`s (relatively) easy for a female to have multiple partners

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Female 17
This has been bugging me. This is a scene from his movie Remember Me. This did not happen in real life lol. Trust me, I am a fan.
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Female 19
I seriously love this photo. He looks so amused at her dislike. I think he appreciates sincere dislike over fanatic and quite dangerous obsession.
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Male 32
its a male world, call it racist (it kinda is since there are lot of disadvantages to women) but i see many women "using" the world, i cant get off a ticket by flirting, i cant just get to a girl and say hey lets have sex without being slaped etc etc... it its a maxist (dunno if thats the word and i dont wanna go look :P) but women do have some "advantages"

hope i didint onfend all you fine ladies out there :)

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Female 1,283
Limp, I don`t understand either.
One of my classmates brought up a good point that a guy can screw everyone and be called "pro" or whatever you kids say, but when a women does it, she`s called a slut.
...Although, I`d recommend both genders not go into a sex-fest and stay with the old-school marriage.
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Female 1,283
Limp, I don`t understand either.
One of my classmates brought up a good point that a guy can screw everyone and be called "pro" or whatever you kids say, but when a women does it, she`s called a slut.
...Although, I`d recommend both genders not go into a sex-fest and stay with the old-school marriage.
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Female 673
@ ShadowDD13
I disagree. I see a lot of female posters as well. I`ve only seen a "hot male post" once or twice for the frustrangily hot male cosplay characters posts. If they still did things like that I wouldn`t complain, but now it`s like no one is even trying.
Also, I`m pretty sure it`s not THAT easy to become a mod. There`s a lot of other people who have been on this site for a lot longer, who have a lot more posts and they`re still not mods.
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Female 129
He`s not ugly, but he`s not "zomg I need new panties" attractive, either. I try not to look at him as Edward Cullen, though. I`m much happier remembering him as Cedric Diggory.
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Female 471
You don`t have to hate on the actor just because he got cast for a bad movie role. >>
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Male 1,351
Epic.
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Female 5,222
ROFL REALLY? why havent i seen this plastered on the interwebs yet??
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Female 124
Edward Cullen smokes? That can`t be good for the baby.
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Male 260
limphotdog... hes ugly as hell, anyways this is a majority guy site, thats just how that is, if u want to change that, then do something about it, become a moderator or something

girls are just hot like that... but we still make fun of them from time to time

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Female 250
He was in Harry Potter? Geez I`m out of it.
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Male 239
Zac Efron is much better :)
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Male 64
Twilight sucks
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Female 124
Damn straight girl. Who the drat does Cedric Diggory think he is anyway!?
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Female 673
So when they post pictures of "hot" girls on this site, it`s okay?
But when they post pictures of "hot" guys on this site, they have to make fun of them?
wtf?
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Female 88
Thats not even a good shop.
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Female 32
cedric < jacob
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Male 50
what a douche...
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Female 202
He`s still looking at her ass regardless
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Male 177
Holy poo... I just now realized me and him look alike
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Male 2,690
I agree with Redhead, bigtime.
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Female 2,044
Cedric > Edward.
That is all.
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Female 331
He was cute in Harry Potter....but I remember when my friend told me who they got to play Edward. All excitedly, like it was a big secret, she goes, "ROBERT PATTINSON." *blank stare* "You know, CEDRIC!"

My reaction? "Cedric? That`s it?!?!" They could`ve done better. *yawnnn*

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Male 59
I`ll give him credit for pulling off a killer Weekend At Bernies impression but.
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Female 400
Yeah. This is supposed to be from one of his new movies.
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Female 917
She is officially my new hero.
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Male 2,551
My sister has a calander with him on it. >.>
She also decided to show us (me and my brother) which he looked most ugly in, despite the fact that neither of us care too much for him.

Britt566 - I`d agree with you, I`d love to be in her shoes there. :3

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Male 1,357
And i quote quinzel

"cause real vampires don`t sparkle"
not even with a lol, or a xD. Wow there`s some oddballs knocking about IAB now

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Female 170
`Seriously, that book is probably one of the saddest excuses for "literature", and I use that term loosely.`

Here here!!

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Male 27
they actually have him quoted sayin some pretty funny poo about twilight

it seems like he kind of hates it too, but a bajillion dollar paycheck prolly helps cushion it

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Female 2,289
what. i . would. give. to. be. her.
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Female 444
SebastianLam Friday, January 08, 2010 9:56:39 PM
Oh Malinschen in a perfect world he would be just an athlete but he is an American "hearthrob" so he`s like a teenage girls wet dream.
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Why? I mean he`s not ugly or anything, but a "wet dream"? Come on? Is this an "american only"-phenomena or should I start googleing? Jokes aside but I see guys like him... well at least 30 in a hundred that look like him or much better.
Might be my personal opinion... but then at least it is my personal opinion.
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Male 1,141
Who`s the d-bag with the cigarette? Please don`t tell me it`s one of those terrible sparkly vampires. Seriously, that book is probably one of the saddest excuses for "literature", and I use that term loosely.
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Female 187
"Why didn`t he get popular when he was in Harry potter? I thought he had a better role in Harry potter anyways."

he kinda did. just not like... extreme.

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Male 3,842

Quinzel
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
2 Posts Friday, January 08, 2010 8:03:40 PM
isnt that that guy from the teenie bopper film with vampires in it for the hell of it?
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i`ve heard theories that he really plays a land merman, or a fairy...cause real vampires don`t sparkle


"real vampires" ?????

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Male 4,014
Oh, wait, thats NOT Pat Robertson.
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Male 24
This would be funny BUT, they`re acting lmao. This is on set of his new movie. Oh well!
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Male 1,523
Why didn`t he get popular when he was in Harry potter? I thought he had a better role in Harry potter anyways.
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Female 134
duh ever heard of twilight? oh yeah...obsession of queer vampires is an american thing...so of course you wouldnt know...
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Male 730
Oh Malinschen in a perfect world he would be just an athlete but he is an American "hearthrob" so he`s like a teenage girls wet dream.
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Female 385
actually, its a fact that Rob Pattinson hates twilight. he`s not very subtle about it in interviews, i think he once said it was like, bella`s just like, jizzing over edward on every single page
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Male 258
I thought by now people would know how to google things.. http://tinyurl.com/yk4fc3f


malinschen wrote:

Who is that Pattersson anyway? No, seriously I haven`t heard of him. By the looks on the picture I would guess a swimmer or an athlete. He doesn`t look good enough to make it as a model?

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Female 444
Who is that Pattersson anyway? No, seriously I haven`t heard of him. By the looks on the picture I would guess a swimmer or an athlete. He doesn`t look good enough to make it as a model?
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Male 21
i know it`s obvious but `Z0MG TIS BE THE PHOTO WORK OF THE SHOPPER!`
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Male 286
cigarettes, makin people look as cool as vampires est. 1824.
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Male 292
Robert Pattison does not seem to like the Twillight series at all actually, so I really don`t have anything against him.
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Female 631
woulda been so much more awesome if she`d kicked him in the balls.

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Male 471
Friday, January 08, 2010 6:21:32 PM
escopillar34...just another person taking his side. you know soooo much about him...you sound just as obsessed with him as 13 year old girls!

Huh? I`m obsessed with him because I read a piece of an interview with him?

Well, if that makes me obsessed, I guess I am, then. Better go buy a poster.

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Male 355
lol vampires that sparkle. wtf
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Female 5
isnt that that guy from the teenie bopper film with vampires in it for the hell of it?
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i`ve heard theories that he really plays a land merman, or a fairy...cause real vampires don`t sparkle

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Male 1,129
that guy is a piece of poo
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Male 39
Finally.
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Male 115
isnt that that guy from the teenie bopper film with vampires in it for the hell of it?
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Male 355
who is he, I must be missing something.
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Male 1,442
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/ever...

I learned something from IAB... love what he said on the film:
"When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn`t supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy"

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Female 340
i like how he looks stoned. and i woulda probably done the same thing as her =D
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Male 976
If she didn`t look like John Mayer, I`d totally hit that!
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Female 26
Really IAb? This is a shot from Remember Me. Robert`s new movie. It would be alot funnier if it happened in real life tho.
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Male 168
Who?
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Male 298
he`s an actor, why are people so consumed with hate????
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Female 1,682
Well, I think he is pretty ugly. But I only like him because he bashed Twilight. It was hilarious. Hell, i would be in Twilight as a star if i were making their money...can you imagine how much he makes?
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Female 13
escopillar34...just another person taking his side. you know soooo much about him...you sound just as obsessed with him as 13 year old girls!
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Female 9
way to go girl:-D
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Male 173
I love her.
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Male 471
I`m actually a fan of Robert Pattinson. He thinks Twilight is a ridiculous, horribly written book, and that Meyer is a bad writer, just a lonely woman who wrote her sex fantasies down. He called her creepy.
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Female 1,652
Poor dude. Two movies to go.
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Female 365
I think I missed something Who is Robert Pottinson? and why is this girl telling him that he is number one?
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Male 8,302
You mean... this mutant neanderthal is the guy tweens all over the planet are creaming over??? Have they no eyes?
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Male 5,620
LEAVE ROBERT ALONE!!!!1!!!!11!!!!ELEVEN11!!!! =~*~(
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Male 5,314
who?
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Male 38
What a legend he couldnt care less cause he knows theres gonna be plenty else where!
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Male 2,510
She`s probably sucking him off right now.
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Male 2,510
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archiv...

Unfair IAB! lies! subterfuge!

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Male 3,755
I wouldn`t treat him that way. I don`t know the guy or pretend to know him.
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Male 2,510
You only need one google search to find the reason for this picture. Don`t worry overweight fangirls, This is a snap shot from a movie set. A Movie called "remember me" which when the times comes for robert pattinson, i certainly will not.
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Female 1,008
Oh man! That is awesome!
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Male 85
LMFAO my gf would do this kinda thing
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Female 131
kudos to this girl :)
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Male 3,255
@itsallfake

Yea, that`s exactly what I did.

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Male 13
FU RP FU!
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Male 25,417
COolies!
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Male 3,842
I don`t know who this person is. I gather from the comments that he is an actor in the Twilight movies. Isn`t there some thing where a girl will either like either one or the other of the male vampires? If so, this chick is probably a HUGE Twilight fan but likes the other male vampire character. On the other "team" I think they say.
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Male 474
so did anyone else read this as "Girl treats pat robertson as he deserves"? I then looked at the pic and said, "Yeah thats about right, hey, where`s pat robertson?"
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Female 395
i saw this a few weeks ago on another site, made me LOL. really want to know what he said to her though....
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Male 505
"umm photoshop, unless he just has a huge drating head"

he has a huge drating head.

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Female 364
Anyone else think she looks like Julia Stiles?
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Male 1,312
umm photoshop, unless he just has a huge drating head
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Female 1,578
Haha, I dislike twilight too, but I don`t hate the actors in the movie... They have said that they don`t even like twilight. Stephanie Meyer is the one to hate. Not the actors that only do it to get money. Don`t forget he was in Harry Potter too.
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Male 2,440
[quote]The only Twilight I like is the Zone kind.[/quote]

Damn right, Opie. Rod Serling PWNS.

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Female 455
I don`t really get the Robert Pattinson hate, tbh. Twilight is absolutely dreadful and Edward is a seriously creepy character, but from what I`ve read it seems like Pattinson thinks the same. The insane fangirls aren`t his fault, he`s just an actor playing a part. He doesn`t really come across as a douchebag in interviews, and if you`ve ever seen him in anything else it`s pretty clear he`s a far better actor than you can tell from Twish*te. The hatred of him personally seems fairly unjustified most of the time and it looks a hell of a lot like bandwagon jumping.
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Male 999
NICE
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Female 167
"£50 says shes a twighlight fan"

haha god no. The only way the first movie is watchable is with Rifftrax and even then it`s pretty cringe-worthy. I`m just repeating what I`ve heard.

I just find it funny when people who are popular for ridiculous reasons are aware of it and play along with something totally outside their character. Like Lady Gaga who knows exactly the kind of terrible extravagant character she`s supposed to play, but if you watch some early videos on her on youtube she`s actually a reasonably good singer who is just making this whole persona up for the paycheque.

From what I hear it`s exactly the same with this guy.

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Male 394
Way to look like a total douche Robert.
And/or BE a total douche.
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Male 9,305
"He said he got into character by being "the biggest douche I could possibly be""

Sounds like the lead male on the series "Bones" that my partner worked on locations for. He`ll scream and yell at the crew to get into character too is what I hear.

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Male 730
Good one Opie
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Female 15,763
"£50 says shes a twighlight fan"

The only Twilight I like is the Zone kind.

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Male 4,867
"Wow, that totally 180s my opinion of him."

£50 says shes a twighlight fan

me...cynical?! never

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Male 7,817
not a twilight fan i guess
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Female 3,828
lol when rob pattison was here in vancouver shooting new moon, he slept with all the local extras. seriously.what a douche.
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Female 15,763
"From what I hear, he`s actually a nice guy who hates the Twilight franchise. He said he got into character by being "the biggest douche I could possibly be" and thinks the whole thing is ridiculous."

Wow, that totally 180s my opinion of him.

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Female 167
From what I hear, he`s actually a nice guy who hates the Twilight franchise. He said he got into character by being "the biggest douche I could possibly be" and thinks the whole thing is ridiculous.
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Female 9,560
My new best friend!
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Male 354
Who?
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Male 203
...and with her left hand she crumples the receipt for the full-scale Cedric Diggery figure she purchased from the clearance bin at Spencer`s...
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Male 504
He looks like a douche no matter what
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Female 15,763
I don`t know, if I was feeling generous I might give him some change.
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Female 331
These are the qualities we should look for in bffs. Take notes ladies!
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Male 298
finger looks shopped
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Male 9,305
I`m guessing Rob is "Edward" from Twilight?
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Female 526
dratin A! Right on
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Female 1,077
i want to shake that woman`s hand.
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Male 203
YESSSSS!!!
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Male 1,043
U go girl!
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Male 20,828
Link: Girl Treats Robert Pattinson Just As We Would [Pic [Rate Link] - And yet the jackhole remains self-involved and oblivious as ever anyway.
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