Ghandi Cat Is At Peace With All Negative Forces

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Funny

Cat chooses passive-agressive method of dealing with dogs. Seems to work.
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Male 4,594
Cats = Suck
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Female 21
@pmarren, I hope you rot. People like you and your "hero" should be put against a wall and shot. You disgust me
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Female 471
Awwww doggie wants to play! XD

pmarren banned, huh? Good.

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Male 194
Thank you IAB Staff for banning pmarren. I know i can be a prick sometimes, but man,... his comment is pure slime
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Female 9,475
The cat knows the dog is being playful. And yea, I kind of noticed pmarren was missing for a while.
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Male 4,746
pmarren is gone? IAB just became a little bit better.
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Male 14,332
@alikabul
If you haven`t noticed the comments below he`s been banned. Play pmarren out Iago...
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Female 709
Aw how cuuuute!
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Female 3
Way to go cat. :]
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Male 695
Where`s pmarren? This is just his cup of tea!
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Male 181
That cat is such a badass. xD
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Male 2,860
Lol, look at the dog`s body language, he`s not being agressive, he just wants the cat to play with him.
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Female 1,427
"simim is right though, we need Bob Barker back to remind people to control the pet population and not just throw them out into the street."

I can`t go ANYWHERE without seeing a cat.

And I mean, I`ve canoed out to an island in the middle of a lake near here, and there was a cat on it.

HOW?!?!?!

Spay and neuter your kitties. Please. It`s kinda sad when I see so many and I know they`re either going to end up feral and rabid, or lonely and dying. T_T

I like kitties with homes, not crazy rabid ones trying to EAT MY FACE. DX

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Male 13,624
I know Im last on the list to hear, but no more pmarren?? Lordy!! ichworm, bullshtbob, pmarren, all the trolls are going !!!
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Male 2,579
Cats are great. By the way that is passive, not passive-agressive. If it was passive-agressive the cat would have waited till the dog had left the scence, then fu| |cked up his car or something. (not that I have any experience with that o:-) )
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Male 59
thats beautiful!
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Male 156
Heeey! I expected it to fall into the water or something!
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Male 1,646
haha. everyone needs to know, the heart of the internet is filled with kittens. u drat with cats, u drat with everyone.

p.s. cats rule

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Female 196
No more pmarren? Oh thank goodness.

goggie did want to play with kitteh...but I kind of agree with the kitteh, I wouldn`t want to play with a big scary dog that was barking at me. >_<

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Male 37,774
[quote]They`re clearly friends. The dog is wagging his tail playfully - bumbleBB[/quote]
I noticed that right away too. Googie just wants to play! lolz! Kitteh is less than keen on the idea though.
Thank you for banning that idiot. I`d have hunted him down and smacked him upside the head for that post *angryface*
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Female 158
Let the good news be spread! The wicked douche is finnaly dead! (well banned but it`s the best we got...) wizard of oz yay!
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Female 519
Yeah my dog did that to a cat once.. the cat did not budge.. so eventually he went up to sniff the cat.. and the cat swiped his nose with its claw.. This dog looked like he had learned a painful lesson prior to this cat.. lol
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Female 159
the dog`s just like come one plaaayy with mmmmeeee
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Female 1,264
So pmarren FINALLY got banned?

Thanks! <3 We had to put up with him just like this cat had to put up with the goggie. No offence intended for the goggie.

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Female 357
pmarren`s post literally made my blood run cold

that is twisted

what a disgusting individual

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Female 1,199
Haha. X) Reminds me of this preggy cat that use to wander around our apartment. My dog would always bark at her, but she wouldn`t run away or anything.

One time he rushed at her and she attacked him, and my dog ran away like a little chicken.

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Male 76
Hence why I prefer cats to dogs.
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Male 327
that dog was really good at circle-strafing
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Male 3,014
Aw. Didya have to ban pmarren? He was like a virtual punching bag for me.
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Male 4
or maybe the cat is being really still in hopes that the dog will go away.
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Male 181
Poor puppy just wants to play :(...
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Female 238
What`s really awesome is watching a pug try to do this to a cat.
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Female 23
That was the BEST!! And as an aside, McGovern1981, your cat is absolutely gorgeous.
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Male 2,005
this is why cats r awesome, sometimes they just don`t give a f*ck
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Male 716
The cat`s just looking at the dog like "What the hell are you doing?"

It`s also funny that there seems to be some invisible circle around the cat which the dog`s afraid to penetrate. That must be one vicious cat.

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Female 1,306
Dude, if you hate on cats on the internet...You get screwed. Learn your internet basics.
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Male 238
vv they`re not their
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Male 418
that is amazing, my cat would have jumped in the water and she hates water too, but dogs more. lol badass kitty
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Male 795
Funny how all cats sit the same when their in Zen.
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Female 382
@ moefreak

LOL ^ 10

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Male 193
i love the disappointment on the dogs face
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Male 496
@a1butcher: brilliant! Lol!
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Male 486
Hooray! The douche is gone!
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Male 4,807
Wha haha@ pmarrens demise.. Thank god someone finally did it. He pisses me off to no end sometimes.
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Male 4,290
[quote]How can you tell hes been banned??[/quote]

Click his name next to one of his posts, and read the URL you get redirected to.

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Male 967
Wuss dog is wussified.....
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Male 4,807
How can you tell hes been banned??
I did`nt hear no ban hammer come down?
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Male 25,416
Cat would get psyciatric help after the trauma it just experienced!
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Male 242
Woohooo!

*starts dancing on pmarren`s virtual IAB grave*

I need to wee 0;-)

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Female 713
Fearless cat is fearless...
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Female 1,112
Mcgovern - cute kitty!
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Male 1,357
my dog and cat are just like this hahaha
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Male 14,332
HAHAHAHA you`ve pleased my kitty Iago....

he would now like catnip and shoelaces for his enjoyment.
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Male 2,690
Aww the doggy just wants to play!
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Female 1,112
Thanks to the IAB admin for some good judgement.
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Female 1,963
Ding dong the troll is gone.
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Female 678
simim is right though, we need Bob Barker back to remind people to control the pet population and not just throw them out into the street.
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Female 678
good lord pmarren has banned! its about time.
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Female 1,427
Wow, pmarren`s been banned. O.o;;

It`s a new day in the world of IAB!!

Rejoice, all ye cats, for the world is safe once more.

(Except that y`all are rampant and there`s way too many strays and many hillbillies will eat you for dinner.)

REJOICE!!!

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Male 17,512
Absolute proof Cats are smarter than Dogs. :-)
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Male 3,619
pmarren ftw xD
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Female 1,112
pmarren`s profile:

"I am a mild mannered engineer who isn`t into himself and can talk straight. I hate people with a huge supply of ignorance that is coupled with a big mouth. If you ARE one of those little f*ckers, I will call you out."

Self loathing hypocrit. You ignorant big mouthed little f*cker.

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Male 58
Pmarren- Yeah, and you`re just a goddam human. Don`t be fooled into thinking your biological-cell-sack-of-bones is any more important than another biological-cell-sack-of-bones. Get over yourself, ass.
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Female 160
Wow pmarren-

Now, at first I thought, "somebody should glue him to the highway", but then I realized that I`d be stooping as low as you.

But I have no problem calling you an ass for saying such an awful thing.

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Male 4,594
VV Ooh, looks like I touched a nerve. How fun is that.
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Female 1,112
pmarren - I hope IAB seriously considers banning you. That`s a really terrible thing to say. Who cares if you don`t like cats. Torture is a pretty aweful thing to suggest.
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Male 176
Dog: Let me see your identification.

Cat: You don`t need to see my identification.
Dog: I don`t need to see your identification.

Cat: I am not the cat you are looking for.
Dog: You`re not the cat I am looking for.

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Male 4,594
LTimeLurker, relax, it`s just a goddam cat for Christ sake.
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Female 723
Pmarren- That is one of the most ignorant things I`ve ever heard. Brilliant? My hope for humanity just died a little again...gluing an animal so that it is helpless to protect itself to a highway. Sounds about as brilliant as kicking a baby and calling yourself tough.
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Male 4,807
Bitch ain`t getting none of that pussy
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Male 138
RUN, DAMN YOU!!!! SO`S I CAN CHAZE YOU!!!
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Male 4,594
I`m pretty sure I could put fear in that goddam cat.

Interestingly, I was just reading about my new hero; Some guy in Minnesota came up with a GREAT plan, he glued the cats feet and nose to a highway... cat`s dead now. Brilliant!

Cats = Suck

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Male 1,929
I don`t know what was funnier: the confused dog or the bluff-calling cat.
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Male 121
thats cause cats rule and dogs drool!
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Female 1,112
They`re clearly friends. The dog is wagging his tail playfully.
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Male 2,551
Link: Ghandi Cat Is At Peace With All Negative Forces [Rate Link] - Cat chooses passive-agressive method of dealing with dogs. Seems to work.
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