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Date: 01/22/10 09:06 AM

72 Responses to Ferret Plays w/Slinky With Expected Results [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Link: Ferret Plays w/Slinky With Expected Results - D`awwwww! No one ever said ferrets were the geniuses of the animal kingdom but they`re so cute and musky.
  2. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:14 am
    long ferret is long.
  3. Profile photo of kaidb
    kaidb Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:18 am
    now he`s a cat toy
  4. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Awww is it stuck? I bet if you freed him he`d just go right back in.
  5. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:31 am
    "long ferret is long."

    Lame 4chan quotes are lame.

  6. Profile photo of OcelotUK
    OcelotUK Male 18-29
    85 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:36 am
    It wont be stuck >.< they can fit through ridiculously small gaps.......they use to use ferrets to help with wiring aircraft.
  7. Profile photo of HarryDresden
    HarryDresden Male 18-29
    99 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:38 am
    now while it cant move break the little draters neck!!! god damned horrible animals ferrets
  8. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Awww, I love ferrets, I used to have two of them. Seriously, they can get anywhere.
  9. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:42 am
    I had a ferret, she was cute. She would steal plastic bags and other random things. We`d see her struggling to pull them under the basement door. We don`t know why she did it, but she was great.
  10. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:49 am
    "now while it cant move break the little draters neck!!! god damned horrible animals ferrets"

    http://cats.about.com/cs/crueltyconnecti...

    "Researchers, as well as the FBI and other law enforcement agencies nationwide, have linked animal cruelty to domestic violence, child abuse, serial killings, and to the recent rash of killings by school-age children, according to Dr. Randall Lockwood, vice president of Training Initiatives for The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS).

    In a study of 57 families being treated for incidents of child abuse, 88% also abused animals. In two-thirds of the cases, it was the abusive parent who had killed or injured the animals to control a child. In one-third, the children had abused the animals, using them as scapegoats for their anger. (Quoted from The American Humane Association)"


    Thanks for sharing, Harry.

  11. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:52 am
    Lets push it down the stairs and get it all tangled!
  12. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:55 am
    HarryDresden is the pmarren of ferrets?
  13. Profile photo of HarryDresden
    HarryDresden Male 18-29
    99 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 10:02 am
    sooo my dislike of ferretts now means im a child abusing wife beater? kooly now i know that im just going to go and pay a visit to that delightfull little thompson kid next door that 8 year old have been begging for it :P
  14. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 10:25 am
    "now while it cant move break the little draters neck!!! "
    "sooo my dislike of ferretts now means im a child abusing wife beater..."

    perhaps not yet, but it does suggest you need some serious help

  15. Profile photo of Meowkatu
    Meowkatu Female 18-29
    12 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 10:26 am
    I have a ferret, she is the cutest, sweetest creature ever.. and she doesn`t stink. DOWN WITH FERRET HATERS!!
  16. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 10:32 am
    I had 2, I like them but thay did smell a bit and poop all the time. I miss them at times but glad I dont have them now.
  17. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 10:32 am
    That was one cuteoverload.com which host cats and racks.
  18. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 10:37 am
    i was farret sitting for neighbors one time, and one of the farrets got its head stuck under a door. crazy little bugger.
  19. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 10:46 am
    ha ferrets are rad!
  20. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 11:20 am
    That`s not a Slinky that`s a stretchomatic,

    You see they take a Rat, feed it through this device, and Presto you now have a Ferret.

  21. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 11:22 am
    AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
  22. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 11:26 am
    I could never hurt an animal. But I am damn sure that I can hurt a human that hurts animals.
  23. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 11:33 am
    i wanted a ferret until i was bitten by one in the pet shop. to this day i still swear the son of a bitch was laughing at me after he did it.
  24. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 11:58 am
    HarryDresden - You sorted out the thompson kid yet?
    Just wondering tis all...
  25. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    awwwwwww poor thing XD
  26. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    they are musky...
  27. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Router52000 - try reading about taxonomy rather than deuteronomy, and slap yourself around the head until you`ve worked out what`s wrong with your post...
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Ha ha ha, slinky owned!
  29. Profile photo of HarryDresden
    HarryDresden Male 18-29
    99 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    naw i didnt get to the thompsons kid - those bastards changed the locks after last time :-P
  30. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    HarryDresden - Bummer!!
  31. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    I do that all the time with my ferret. But she is small so she can easily get out on the sides.
  32. Profile photo of Grumpdock
    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Perfect, let me get my cleaver.


    router52000
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    385 Posts Friday, January 22, 2010 11:26:25 AM
    I could never hurt an animal. But I am damn sure that I can hurt a human that hurts animals.

    ------------------------------------------------

    Oxymoron to begin with.

    And so you could not hurt a starving lion which kills a zebra, but you could hurt a starving man who kills a chicken?

  33. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    erm Where is the oxymoron?..
  34. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    now roast it in an open fire
  35. Profile photo of Rainwolf28
    Rainwolf28 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    aww poor little guy XD hope he wasn`t stuck
  36. Profile photo of MindiMadness
    MindiMadness Female 13-17
    131 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    awww lolz
  37. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Lmao the Ferret has met its match xD

    @Grumpdock, i totaly see what you are saying, but there`s a diffrence between killing something for its practical use and hurting it for the lulz.

    Not saying the lion kill<z the zebra "humanely" as it is probably veeeery painfull to be bitten ot death. Humans have the ability to kill animals without as much pain.

    I say we send animal hurters to hug-therapy!

  38. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Elle humans ARE animals.
  39. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    I`ll want to have 10 to 20 more with coat. It has pretty fur.
  40. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    thats adorable. soooo freaking cute!
  41. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    Ferrets actually are pretty damn smart. I mean, this one`s actually figured the real use for the slinky, so...
  42. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    "I say we send animal hurters to hug-therapy!"

    A fitting punishment indeed.

  43. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Way to cute!
  44. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Springy weasel has been put in a straight jacket.
  45. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Oh my god how to you get it out!?
  46. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Ferrets are cool. I had two, they`d climb up the inside of my jeans.
  47. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    lol... poor ferret
  48. Profile photo of theferret
    theferret Female 18-29
    136 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    this fuzzbutt looks just like my yoshi
  49. Profile photo of Keitarohusky
    Keitarohusky Male 13-17
    131 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Haha. Ferrets are insane. They`d go anywhere and hide there. For example!
  50. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    sweet, you can cut him in easy to eat pieces!
  51. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    You can make him as long as you want! Just puuuullll!
  52. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    hahah no worries it`s easy to get them out XD my ferrets won`t go near my slinky anymore =D
  53. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    "sooo my dislike of ferretts now means im a child abusing wife beater? kooly now i know that im just going to go and pay a visit to that delightfull little thompson kid next door that 8 year old have been begging for it :P"

    The fact that you have a specific target in mind validates my point.

  54. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWson`s creek
  55. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    I don`t care what people say, ferrets are awesome pets. I don`t really notice the smell that people talk about, either.
  56. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    Ohhh poor little guy he needs help not idiot-paparazzi snapping photos!
  57. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 12:31 am
    valid point... i have two ferrets, and they are notorious for their intelligence. Though I will admit... this one has bit off a bit more than it could chew.
  58. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:49 am
    HAHAHAAAA! I want to throw him and see him fall in stairs! boing boing boing XDDD
  59. Profile photo of srg-fuery
    srg-fuery Female 18-29
    23 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:57 am
    FERRET FAIL.
  60. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 11:00 am
    daww!!
  61. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 11:37 am
    cut the extra slinky then...
    FERRET SNAKE!!!!
  62. Profile photo of impretybored
    impretybored Male 18-29
    151 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    obstacle course gone wrong
  63. Profile photo of cairan___xx
    cairan___xx Female 18-29
    13 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    haha , thats so cute - i want one ;-(
  64. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    guess its a snake now.
  65. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 2:31 am
    ...and that was the original intended use for a slinky, ferret trap.
  66. Profile photo of OneBigEye
    OneBigEye Female 13-17
    8 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 4:36 am
    hehehe.... ferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferretferret SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
  67. Profile photo of TheSpoon
    TheSpoon Male 18-29
    212 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    "haha , thats so cute - i want one ;-( "

    what... a ferret or a slinky?!?

  68. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    awwwww
  69. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    314 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    !
    i want a snake ferret!
  70. Profile photo of exwolves
    exwolves Male 18-29
    77 posts
    January 28, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    want!
  71. Profile photo of Irontop33
    Irontop33 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 6:00 am
    Ive had this problem recently too, EVERYTIME I buy a slinky there a damn ferret stuck in it and i have to send it back. You know slinkies just dont fall down steps the same when theres a ferret in them

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