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"Daddy, did you know you can fart from the grave?""Yes, I did. I know everything."*she runs back upstairs*"Anything else?""Ask him if he knows what the capitol of Thailand is."
Not anymore. Will the Farter deserves that honor.See and Hear (but not Smell) For Yourself!
I realise that the air is made of ~20% oxygen. Where as the 20% in air is enough to sustain human life, I was dubious as to whether the 3% oxygen in fart would be enough to keep the body supplied with energy. Hence if a person would be able to survive in a chamber full of pure, unadulterated and, fart?
Because the air we breathe is made up of nitrogen (78.09%) and oxygen (20.95%) (and other stuff). It`s not all oxygen...
Why don`t girls admit they fart?
It`s just because girls won`t admit that they fart, so the survey results are skewed. They`re messing with SCIENCE! >:(
Now I know.
I agree, are they constipated?
I fart about 50 times a day...and have suffocated numerous people in my fart chambers.
Fart humor is comedic gold, I tell you.
Yeah, I remember that too. They said something about eggs = SILENT BUT DEADLY. Also something about putting an air freshener in your pants. Good times. :D
You forgot the rest of the lyrics.
The more toot the better you feel now its time for another meal!
You can, however, suffocate in a Mercury Grand Marquis full of your grandma`s farts.
Vegetarian Farts Are The Worst
He was born without a butthole and doctors had to make a bionic butthole for him, giving him the super farting powers you see here
SHAT ON A TURTLE
((Insert famous little rainbow and star here))