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Date: 01/12/10 12:32 PM

72 Responses to Facts About Farts: Everyone Does It [Infographic]

  1. Profile photo of scarlett206
    scarlett206 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Link: Facts About Farts: Everyone Does It - Don`t be embarrassed! We all fart whether you like it or not--these are just the facts about them.
  2. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    The more ya know about gas

    ((Insert famous little rainbow and star here))

  3. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Where o you fin these things?
  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    the only thing i didnt know were the top 10 farters. that was interesting.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Now if the power of the fart could be used for generating energy.
  6. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    mud butt
    sharting.

    SHAT ON A TURTLE

  7. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    So I fart more than a non-vegetarian?
    That`s good news.
  8. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    Once I was at Wal-mart and this chick in a skirt farted and her skirt actually fluttered. She was standing still and I was like Ooookay, taking a detour through the jewelry...
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    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Wow. Someone has a Ph.D. in Fartology.
  10. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    "You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own fart."
    Really? Even though you`ve just told us they are 3% oxygen? Reeeeeally? And the fact that you`ll use up all the oxygen eventually anyway? My eyebrow is raised at that one.
  11. Profile photo of BlackWaltz
    BlackWaltz Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 12, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    I really chuckled when I saw the Silent but Deadly title. How do I get that one in MW2??
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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    rutabaga
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    Didn`t they mean to say "deadly?"
  14. Profile photo of DemonClown69
    DemonClown69 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Ewwwww

    Vegetarian Farts Are The Worst

  15. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    @blackwaltz, there isnt one. this is the link for the titles
  16. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    lol, vergetarians fart more then non vegetarians XD
  17. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    "You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own fart."

    You can, however, suffocate in a Mercury Grand Marquis full of your grandma`s farts.

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot! :)
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    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    As a owner of a somewhat rotund labrador, I can honesty say they deserve to be up higher on that list. It travels through the f*ing vents (which just so happen to be right by my bed) sometimes..im sitting in my room alone and suddenly i get this nasty deathly whiff of pure ass.
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    alexvieux Male 13-17
    78 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Haha, so termites have been making more c02 than humans, and have been around a bazillion years longer! suck on that, Al Gore, and all your doctored documents!
  21. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    dog farts are the worst

    :[

  22. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    Haha, stinky vegans.
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    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    whats with all the info-graphs lately?
  24. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    i knew almost all of these facts simply because i`ve taken a quadrillion years of biology. the grave picture made me laugh like crazy.
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    feiku Female 18-29
    526 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    I feel like Nickelodeon taught me all this a long time ago. Anyone remember when they had that little special on farts?
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    *grabs a match and heads outside*
  27. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    i like how mudd butt is the very last thing on the list.
  28. Profile photo of Sugerplumber
    Sugerplumber Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    "Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot! :) "

    You forgot the rest of the lyrics.

    The more toot the better you feel now its time for another meal!

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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Mudd but is a first lulz.
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    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    I feel like Nickelodeon taught me all this a long time ago. Anyone remember when they had that little special on farts?

    Yeah, I remember that too. They said something about eggs = SILENT BUT DEADLY. Also something about putting an air freshener in your pants. Good times. :D

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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Loool Call of Duty Title.
  32. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    MW2 reference in there, nice.
  33. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    I`m so immature. I giggled like a little kid through the whole thing.

    Fart humor is comedic gold, I tell you.

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    HalfSandwich Male 18-29
    145 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    14 farts a day... what the heck are people on iab eating??
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    haha, next i think they should do a special on the effects of eating beets! i once thought i ruptured my intestine but then i thought for a sec and i was like, "oh....wait, i ate beets. LOL
  36. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    Fart After Death? I think I just found the name of my new band!
  37. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    So that`s why cemintaries smell so badly...
  38. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    "14 farts a day... what the heck are people on iab eating?? "

    I agree, are they constipated?

    I fart about 50 times a day...and have suffocated numerous people in my fart chambers.

  39. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    I was actually wondering why loudness and strength of odor were inversely proportional in a fart.

    Now I know.

  40. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Haha! vegetarians fart more!
    I always thought that methane was the smelly stuff in farts. But it makes sense, I guess, that hydrogen sulfate would be (and good lord is it ever!). After all, natural gas is mostly methane, and it is odorless
  41. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Who eats rutabagas!?
  42. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    xD "I fart 50 times a day... and have suffocated numerous people in my fart chambers." It made me lol. :-)
  43. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    "14 farts a day... what the heck are people on iab eating??"

    It`s just because girls won`t admit that they fart, so the survey results are skewed. They`re messing with SCIENCE! >:(

  44. Profile photo of -cyin
    -cyin Female 13-17
    83 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    "A person can still fart after death."
    Great. It didn`t say that in my Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide.
  45. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    i farted while i read this. : )
  46. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    I once had an argument with a vegan who insisted meat eaters have extreme gas because our bodies arn`t able to digest meat like true Carnivores. (Thus somehow showing we`re ment to be herbivores?). I imagine they were pretty red-faced after being shown the facts.
    Silly Vegans, i still lovez ya cause you make some tasty low-cal eggrolls. :)
  47. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    my fiance once cut one that was so bad i didn`t just gag, i actually threw up. >_<
  48. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    Haha, zombie farts.


    Why don`t girls admit they fart?

  49. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    i love farting. especially the ones you know are gonna smell like poo. thats when you cupcake your little brother
  50. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:10 am
    haha, thye should have a farting world cup...id enter
  51. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:22 am
    i farted while reading this :)
  52. Profile photo of Hammersley19
    Hammersley19 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:03 am
    If fart contains only 3% oxygen, you would indeed suffocate in a chamber of your own fart. Wouldn`t you?
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:21 am
    This reminds me of that great game FartRoulette by Norovirus.
  54. Profile photo of Calyx
    Calyx Female 18-29
    69 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:37 am
    Hammersley19 - "If fart contains only 3% oxygen, you would indeed suffocate in a chamber of your own fart. Wouldn`t you?"

    Because the air we breathe is made up of nitrogen (78.09%) and oxygen (20.95%) (and other stuff). It`s not all oxygen...

  55. Profile photo of ulfnir
    ulfnir Male 30-39
    121 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 6:04 am
    Farting is awesome. There is little in this world that compares to a massive, and preferably stinky, fart.
  56. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 6:10 am
    Mr. Methane = The greatest farter in HISTORY!!!
  57. Profile photo of LaciAnn
    LaciAnn Female 18-29
    57 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 6:13 am
    OOO.... Im number 8 on the top ten farters.
    Veggies make you fart.. ALOT.
  58. Profile photo of Hammersley19
    Hammersley19 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 7:27 am
    Calyx - "Because the air we breathe is made up of nitrogen (78.09%) and oxygen (20.95%) (and other stuff). It`s not all oxygen..."

    I realise that the air is made of ~20% oxygen. Where as the 20% in air is enough to sustain human life, I was dubious as to whether the 3% oxygen in fart would be enough to keep the body supplied with energy. Hence if a person would be able to survive in a chamber full of pure, unadulterated and, fart?

  59. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 7:54 am
    How did dogs not make the list of farters? My dog passes gas like it`s his job!
  60. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 8:22 am
    Dogs did make the list trailleadr. # 7 is a dog.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 8:51 am
    buxco215
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    682 Posts Wednesday, January 13, 2010 6:10:35 AM
    Mr. Methane = The greatest farter in HISTORY!!!

    Not anymore. Will the Farter deserves that honor.
    See and Hear (but not Smell) For Yourself!

  62. Profile photo of 4x4Master
    4x4Master Male 18-29
    220 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Vegetarians fart more often than non-vegetarians? That is interesting to know.
  63. Profile photo of Benjymax
    Benjymax Male 18-29
    75 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 9:09 am
    I`m with buxco215. Swan lake has never sounded so good! My claim to fame: I`m from the same town as the legendary Mr. Methane.
  64. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 10:24 am
    I had my cousin running up and down the stairs to tell her dad stuff about farts.

    "Daddy, did you know you can fart from the grave?"
    "Yes, I did. I know everything."
    *she runs back upstairs*
    "Anything else?"
    "Ask him if he knows what the capitol of Thailand is."

  65. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    Wow. I just improved my fart knowledge like 1000%
  66. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    I lawlzored at "sharting"
  67. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    I`m a vegetarian, and I have like super gas all the time.
  68. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    i haven`t farted today, the day is coming to an end, and I`m a vegetarian. THIS IS A LIE/sparta!
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    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    mud butt
  70. Profile photo of HollyA
    HollyA Female 13-17
    44 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:35 am
    OMG SEVEN MPH? THATS SOOOOO FAST I CANT BELIEVE IT.!
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    Mr_Onix Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 3:03 am
    :D

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