Facts About Farts: Everyone Does It [Infographic]

Submitted by: scarlett206 7 years ago Funny

Don"t be embarrassed! We all fart whether you like it or not--these are just the facts about them.
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Male 59
:D
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Female 44
OMG SEVEN MPH? THATS SOOOOO FAST I CANT BELIEVE IT.!
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Male 703
mud butt
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Male 1,918
i haven`t farted today, the day is coming to an end, and I`m a vegetarian. THIS IS A LIE/sparta!
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Female 160
I`m a vegetarian, and I have like super gas all the time.
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Female 238
I lawlzored at "sharting"
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Male 795
Wow. I just improved my fart knowledge like 1000%
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Female 1,427
I had my cousin running up and down the stairs to tell her dad stuff about farts.

"Daddy, did you know you can fart from the grave?"
"Yes, I did. I know everything."
*she runs back upstairs*
"Anything else?"
"Ask him if he knows what the capitol of Thailand is."

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Male 75
I`m with buxco215. Swan lake has never sounded so good! My claim to fame: I`m from the same town as the legendary Mr. Methane.
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Male 220
Vegetarians fart more often than non-vegetarians? That is interesting to know.
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Male 3,842
buxco215
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
682 Posts Wednesday, January 13, 2010 6:10:35 AM
Mr. Methane = The greatest farter in HISTORY!!!

Not anymore. Will the Farter deserves that honor.
See and Hear (but not Smell) For Yourself!

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Male 6,694
Dogs did make the list trailleadr. # 7 is a dog.
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Male 715
How did dogs not make the list of farters? My dog passes gas like it`s his job!
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Male 12
Calyx - "Because the air we breathe is made up of nitrogen (78.09%) and oxygen (20.95%) (and other stuff). It`s not all oxygen..."

I realise that the air is made of ~20% oxygen. Where as the 20% in air is enough to sustain human life, I was dubious as to whether the 3% oxygen in fart would be enough to keep the body supplied with energy. Hence if a person would be able to survive in a chamber full of pure, unadulterated and, fart?

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Female 57
OOO.... Im number 8 on the top ten farters.
Veggies make you fart.. ALOT.
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Male 976
Mr. Methane = The greatest farter in HISTORY!!!
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Male 121
Farting is awesome. There is little in this world that compares to a massive, and preferably stinky, fart.
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Female 69
Hammersley19 - "If fart contains only 3% oxygen, you would indeed suffocate in a chamber of your own fart. Wouldn`t you?"

Because the air we breathe is made up of nitrogen (78.09%) and oxygen (20.95%) (and other stuff). It`s not all oxygen...

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Male 2,220
This reminds me of that great game FartRoulette by Norovirus.
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Male 12
If fart contains only 3% oxygen, you would indeed suffocate in a chamber of your own fart. Wouldn`t you?
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Female 407
i farted while reading this :)
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Female 2,672
haha, thye should have a farting world cup...id enter
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Male 1,129
i love farting. especially the ones you know are gonna smell like poo. thats when you cupcake your little brother
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Female 691
Haha, zombie farts.


Why don`t girls admit they fart?

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Female 778
my fiance once cut one that was so bad i didn`t just gag, i actually threw up. >_<
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Female 1,386
I once had an argument with a vegan who insisted meat eaters have extreme gas because our bodies arn`t able to digest meat like true Carnivores. (Thus somehow showing we`re ment to be herbivores?). I imagine they were pretty red-faced after being shown the facts.
Silly Vegans, i still lovez ya cause you make some tasty low-cal eggrolls. :)
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Female 735
i farted while i read this. : )
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Female 83
"A person can still fart after death."
Great. It didn`t say that in my Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide.
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Male 772
"14 farts a day... what the heck are people on iab eating??"

It`s just because girls won`t admit that they fart, so the survey results are skewed. They`re messing with SCIENCE! >:(

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Male 1,059
xD "I fart 50 times a day... and have suffocated numerous people in my fart chambers." It made me lol. :-)
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Female 1,593
Who eats rutabagas!?
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Male 480
Haha! vegetarians fart more!
I always thought that methane was the smelly stuff in farts. But it makes sense, I guess, that hydrogen sulfate would be (and good lord is it ever!). After all, natural gas is mostly methane, and it is odorless
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Male 493
I was actually wondering why loudness and strength of odor were inversely proportional in a fart.

Now I know.

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Male 4,004
"14 farts a day... what the heck are people on iab eating?? "

I agree, are they constipated?

I fart about 50 times a day...and have suffocated numerous people in my fart chambers.

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Female 9,400
So that`s why cemintaries smell so badly...
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Male 335
Fart After Death? I think I just found the name of my new band!
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Male 894
haha, next i think they should do a special on the effects of eating beets! i once thought i ruptured my intestine but then i thought for a sec and i was like, "oh....wait, i ate beets. LOL
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Male 145
14 farts a day... what the heck are people on iab eating??
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Female 1,545
I`m so immature. I giggled like a little kid through the whole thing.

Fart humor is comedic gold, I tell you.

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Male 5,314
MW2 reference in there, nice.
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Male 2,344
Loool Call of Duty Title.
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Male 670
[quote]I feel like Nickelodeon taught me all this a long time ago. Anyone remember when they had that little special on farts?[/quote]

Yeah, I remember that too. They said something about eggs = SILENT BUT DEADLY. Also something about putting an air freshener in your pants. Good times. :D

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Female 1,283
Mudd but is a first lulz.
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Male 5
"Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot! :) "

You forgot the rest of the lyrics.

The more toot the better you feel now its time for another meal!

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Female 3,598
i like how mudd butt is the very last thing on the list.
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Male 1,351
*grabs a match and heads outside*
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Female 525
I feel like Nickelodeon taught me all this a long time ago. Anyone remember when they had that little special on farts?
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Female 1,077
i knew almost all of these facts simply because i`ve taken a quadrillion years of biology. the grave picture made me laugh like crazy.
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Male 373
whats with all the info-graphs lately?
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Male 1,765
Haha, stinky vegans.
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Female 1,269
dog farts are the worst

:[

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Male 78
Haha, so termites have been making more c02 than humans, and have been around a bazillion years longer! suck on that, Al Gore, and all your doctored documents!
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Female 331
As a owner of a somewhat rotund labrador, I can honesty say they deserve to be up higher on that list. It travels through the f*ing vents (which just so happen to be right by my bed) sometimes..im sitting in my room alone and suddenly i get this nasty deathly whiff of pure ass.
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Male 25,416
Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot! :)
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Female 4,039
"You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own fart."

You can, however, suffocate in a Mercury Grand Marquis full of your grandma`s farts.

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Female 295
lol, vergetarians fart more then non vegetarians XD
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Male 7,585
@blackwaltz, there isnt one. this is the link for the titles
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Male 79
Ewwwww

Vegetarian Farts Are The Worst

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Male 3,756
Didn`t they mean to say "deadly?"
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Male 1,182
rutabaga
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Male 1
I really chuckled when I saw the Silent but Deadly title. How do I get that one in MW2??
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Male 1,929
"You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own fart."
Really? Even though you`ve just told us they are 3% oxygen? Reeeeeally? And the fact that you`ll use up all the oxygen eventually anyway? My eyebrow is raised at that one.
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Male 690
Wow. Someone has a Ph.D. in Fartology.
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Female 1,652
Once I was at Wal-mart and this chick in a skirt farted and her skirt actually fluttered. She was standing still and I was like Ooookay, taking a detour through the jewelry...
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Male 394
So I fart more than a non-vegetarian?
That`s good news.
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Male 1,837
mud butt
sharting.

SHAT ON A TURTLE

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Male 14,330
Now if the power of the fart could be used for generating energy.
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Male 7,585
the only thing i didnt know were the top 10 farters. that was interesting.
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Male 430
Where o you fin these things?
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Female 291
The more ya know about gas

((Insert famous little rainbow and star here))

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Female 7
Link: Facts About Farts: Everyone Does It [Infographic] [Rate Link] - Don`t be embarrassed! We all fart whether you like it or not--these are just the facts about them.
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