Dyslexic Christian Driver Makes Brains Hurt [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago

No one ever said Christians had to make sense... or maybe confusing us and causing us to crash and die is their plan!
There are 102 comments:
Male 58
Great, Another religious wacko!
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Male 105
o_0...Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Female 365
IF U CN MAK SINS OF THIZ U R SMRT! ME SHO NOT!
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Female 328
Nah, that`s E.E. Cummings` car.
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Male 287
Maybe the words are removeable and someone like me snuck up and messed them up.

Still a retard for having it there in the first place though.

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Male 1,204
Not too surprising the guy`s a dimwit. He`s driving a Lumina afterall.
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Female 56
It`s like he took those word magnets you put on the fridge and mixed them up and just slapped them all over his car all willy nilly.
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Male 4,547
Yoda is a Christian?

Maybe it`s a code?

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Male 1,265
Of course, now all of existence makes sense! Why didn`t I see it before? Thanks Dyslexic Christian Driver, by your wisdom I see the light!
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Male 2,486
This guys clearly a player, he`s inside all of us.
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Male 571
see, this is why people shouldn`t drop out of school
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Male 93
athiesm no isnt us steve peanut butter
want good in whole all against
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Male 894
this person, along with several other evil christians, should NOT, I REPEAT, NOT! reproduce.
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Male 133
Dyslexic? More like the average intelligence of religious people. /flamesuit
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Male 5,190
Wowzers.
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Female 301
im christian and im confused
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Female 186
Against deaf driving.
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Female 914
lol @ CVizzle
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Female 196
@ tangello

The GLOSS comment you made makes a lot of sense. When you look at the FAITH GOD ISN`T US KILLS US, adding "in" and "what" appropriately makes total sense.

I`d never heard of GLOSS before. It`s a highly logical explanation for this. I like it.

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Male 124
that`s one hell of a bumper sticker
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Female 901
I`m taking ASL (american sign language) at my school, and either this is a really dumb person, or the person is DEAF and writing in GLOSS (which is basically writing in all caps and only the words you`d sign)

but, knowing IAB, you dont want my logical reasoning XD

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Female 1,199
@StarDagger: hmm much like you maybe..?
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Male 1,190
Real xians insult and self-marginalize themselves everyday, they do not need "hipsters"
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Male 74
All your God are belong to Jesus?
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Female 250
Whhaaaatt?
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Male 2,148
It`s a hipster. He`s putting that stuff up to act retarded in a veiled insult to real Christians.
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Female 1,008
I`ve used chiasmus on this message to get to the heart of what he`s saying. Here`s what I came up with:

I am a drating moron.

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Male 2,579
Get to THUMPIN`!
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Male 527
WTF? It looks like Pat Robertson of the 700 Club threw up on his car.
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Male 15,510
There must be a secret message inside there
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Male 1,351
I . Could rearrange that even legal? someone just the letters Is to make a new phrase know? Any takers? don`t
p.s. I lolled, it`s "base" though, not "bases". Excellent analogy though.
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Female 238
ow i just got beat up by all those words!
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Female 96
for a second there i thought his plate said "tity"
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Female 1,283
"All your bases are belong to us!"
That`s what the last line reminds me of.
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Male 2,199
I love the last line, "I am in us all!" mommy... im scared...
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Female 169
ahhh i laughed til i cried.
and to those who are talking about iab`s religion bashing...to be fair iab bashes everything its well rounded bashing. dont get all huffy when it effects u.
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Male 13,624
Understand this I dont all at
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Male 1,793
Nut job.....
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Female 121
oh. it`s in washington. it all makes sense now.
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Male 656
yeah... i reread that at least 6 times.... still lost.
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Male 19,840
sorry, it`s "satirize."

brutal hangover here from imbibing with people last night that don`t have to work today.

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Female 5,222
ugh.. if youre gonna be extreme about it at least write a decent sentence on your car sign>.<
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Male 343
flingspoo
Monday, January 18, 2010 11:40:52 AM
I agree fantom. I`m gettin kinda sick of it.
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Male 25,416
Maybe it makes sense to him!
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Female 1,077
if you can`t find anything to make fun of in this picture, you probably own this car.
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Male 335
Religious people are just easy targets. Does that mean that we should continue to ridicule them? Yes!
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Female 2,672
having faith and being proud is one thing, but hes asking for it, especially with that retardation
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Female 999
I agree fantom. I`m gettin kinda sick of it.
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Male 334
well put wereallboned.
it`s not that IAB bashes religion so much, they just bash the over zealousness of people like this that are also complete idiots. combined, its impossible NOT to bash it.
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Male 999
i would have horse urine sex in his front lawn
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Male 256
Elle maybe theres a lot of religion bashing on this website because there are retards like this in the world...I am still Christian because for my family and community its a way of connecting, but I would never ride around with retardation like this on the back of my car
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Female 444
oki.... good to know
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Female 15,763
"We satire things."

We also, apparently, verb things.

;D

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Male 1,013
Sorry Elle, but I am pretty tired of "believe as I do or I will 1. either kill you or 2. you will die in a fiery hell. (btw, wasn`t Satan the first guy to offer us some good knowledge, you know about good and bad... seems important to me!)
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Male 309
agreed, poor poor florida. lets make fun of texas or something once `n awhile
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Male 3,842
My favorite part is the "Whole I Spirit"

Does he mean "Holy Spirit" ? What is this person trying to say?

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Female 1,677
Fantom, you don`t see Florida complaining about all the florida-bashing posts do you? And you know what? There are numerous links posted a day, if you see something to do with religion IN THE TITLE, and you know how this site tends to go, then how about going to a kitten link instead? There`s something for everybody.
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Male 1,666
Yeah, what Elle said. Did Goths, Atheists, or Chad ever have Crusades or The Inquisition? No? Stop whining, it`s a joke.
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Male 19,840
Cool story, Fantom2993.

Dude, just chill--really. This isn`t the Huffington Post, it`s a satire site. We satire things, never out of hate, just fun.

Except Chad--that guy`s a dick.

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Female 1,578
" This guy called Chad also gets it alot"

LOL oh poor chad :D

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Male 49
This isn`t religion bashing it is Overly pushy psycho moron bashing at it`s finest.
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Female 519
You know, I find myself coming to this site less and less. But I think the caption for this and many other "religion" related posts are the reason. I`m not a bible thumper by any means but I do have religion and frankly I`m tired of the religion bashing around here. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that`s reflected in the comments. But you`d think the staff posting pictures and making the comments would try and be neutral on the situation, obviously that`s not the case.

There is Athiest bashing too... Just saying.. get off your cross.. OH boom boom! Sorry that was uncalled for.. but yeah If you would frequent this site more then you will say that I-A-B is rarely nice about anyone or anything.. Japan gets it alot, Goths get it alot, This guy called Chad also gets it alot... You can either roll with it or move on..

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Male 1,929
If religion mass-produces bollocks like this more than any other subject (believable), and the site-content is only reflecting this, then fair doos. But I`m starting to lean over to the side that`s getting a bit tired of it. The fact that religion is mostly bumf doesn`t need repeating all the time to make it any more true.
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Male 5,314
what
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Male 96
looks like they got their stuff all messed with. I like this.
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Male 342
You know, I find myself coming to this site less and less. But I think the caption for this and many other "religion" related posts are the reason. I`m not a bible thumper by any means but I do have religion and frankly I`m tired of the religion bashing around here. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that`s reflected in the comments. But you`d think the staff posting pictures and making the comments would try and be neutral on the situation, obviously that`s not the case.
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Male 2,690
What a radical
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Male 3,425
Throw in Jesus, God, something about repenting, something about judging, maybe the word "fag" a few times, you`ve got yerself a Christian crazy sign. Doesn`t need to make sense, it just has to sound insane.
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Female 519
Erm Dyslexics tend to get letters around the wrong way... not complete sentences.. I say the person that wrote/designed this sign is just plain stupid.. Let`s not insult dyslexics...
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Female 407
i don`t understand..
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Male 1,297
faithgod ftw!!!!
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Male 215
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
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Male 3,619
some one has been using google-translate o.O
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Female 1,190
that reminds me of a screamer on the street once, he was like "and god is he, who is us,which is they,and they are he, and he is she"
so wait, god is a pronoun?
D:
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Male 327
This guy should join D.N.A. the National Dyslexic Association
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Male 154
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Male 1,140
Say what?
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Female 15,763
This looks surprisingly similar to a car I saw driving around downtown Chicago a few months ago. Except the car I saw was like this but on steroids. With megaphones.

Jesus was probably facepalming from heaven.

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Male 1,013
Dyslexic Christians Untie!
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Female 387
This hurts my head. Though I think I get it, I can`t figure out exactly what that`s supposed to mean.
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Male 2,549
It`s like an excruciatingly poor free verse poem.
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Male 3,255
lol@religion
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Male 964
I kinda feel better about my dyslexia now!
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Male 287
RRRRRRAMMING SPEEEEED!!!!
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Male 612
Is iSpirit new from apple?
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Male 215
Yoda voice: Faith, God isn`t...
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Male 430
This made my brain hurt more than that damn elephant.
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Male 928
Not that the words would make sense in the right order, either.
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Male 2,229
Someone missed out on the grammar portion of english class, that is this twit ever went to school in the first place. I don`t count "faith" based schooling as education, since no reputable university accepts such poo.
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Male 7,585
?????????????????????????????????????
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Male 325
my dyslexic mind is seriously confused
(i can read upside down writing like normal ut this is much more confusing for me)
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Female 9,400
And I thought I was bad...
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Male 782
Since when did Charlie become an avid Christian?
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Male 504
Damn motherdrater needs to learn to read and write if he wants to make a valid claim.
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Female 247
So profound. *speechless*
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Female 224
im not sure wat message theyre trying to portray here....
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Male 38
Isn`t that a patrol car the picture was taken in?
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Male 3,369
I`m dyslexic and even that made my brain hurt!

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Male 4,807
WTF?? none of that makes ANY sence at all!
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Male 1,931
There comes a time in proselytizing when words lose their meaning.
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Male 349
God dammit.
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Male 19,840
Link: Dyslexic Christian Driver Makes Brains Hurt [Pic] [Rate Link] - No one ever said Christians had to make sense... or maybe confusing us and causing us to crash and die is their plan!
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