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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Link: Dyslexic Christian Driver Makes Brains Hurt - No one ever said Christians had to make sense... or maybe confusing us and causing us to crash and die is their plan!
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    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:04 am
    God dammit.
  3. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:05 am
    There comes a time in proselytizing when words lose their meaning.
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    January 18, 2010 at 8:06 am
    WTF?? none of that makes ANY sence at all!
  5. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2010 at 8:08 am
    I`m dyslexic and even that made my brain hurt!

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    SgtFunny Male 18-29
    38 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:13 am
    Isn`t that a patrol car the picture was taken in?
  7. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
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    January 18, 2010 at 8:17 am
    im not sure wat message theyre trying to portray here....
  8. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:17 am
    So profound. *speechless*
  9. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:24 am
    Damn motherdrater needs to learn to read and write if he wants to make a valid claim.
  10. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:24 am
    Since when did Charlie become an avid Christian?
  11. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:26 am
    And I thought I was bad...
  12. Profile photo of 1williamsg
    1williamsg Male 18-29
    326 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:26 am
    my dyslexic mind is seriously confused
    (i can read upside down writing like normal ut this is much more confusing for me)
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 8:27 am
    ?????????????????????????????????????
  14. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2010 at 8:29 am
    Someone missed out on the grammar portion of english class, that is this twit ever went to school in the first place. I don`t count "faith" based schooling as education, since no reputable university accepts such poo.
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    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2010 at 8:29 am
    Not that the words would make sense in the right order, either.
  16. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 8:34 am
    This made my brain hurt more than that damn elephant.
  17. Profile photo of agamemnon
    agamemnon Male 18-29
    215 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Yoda voice: Faith, God isn`t...
  18. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:41 am
    Is iSpirit new from apple?
  19. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:41 am
    RRRRRRAMMING SPEEEEED!!!!
  20. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2010 at 8:44 am
    I kinda feel better about my dyslexia now!
  21. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 8:53 am
    [email protected]
  22. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 8:55 am
    It`s like an excruciatingly poor free verse poem.
  23. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 9:11 am
    This hurts my head. Though I think I get it, I can`t figure out exactly what that`s supposed to mean.
  24. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Dyslexic Christians Untie!
  25. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 9:17 am
    This looks surprisingly similar to a car I saw driving around downtown Chicago a few months ago. Except the car I saw was like this but on steroids. With megaphones.

    Jesus was probably facepalming from heaven.

  26. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2010 at 9:21 am
    Say what?
  27. Profile photo of Xutar
    Xutar Male 13-17
    154 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  28. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 9:31 am
    This guy should join D.N.A. the National Dyslexic Association
  29. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
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    January 18, 2010 at 9:33 am
    that reminds me of a screamer on the street once, he was like "and god is he, who is us,which is they,and they are he, and he is she"
    so wait, god is a pronoun?
    D:
  30. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 9:35 am
    some one has been using google-translate o.O
  31. Profile photo of agamemnon
    agamemnon Male 18-29
    215 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 9:44 am
    It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
  32. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 9:47 am
    faithgod ftw!!!!
  33. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 9:49 am
    i don`t understand..
  34. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Erm Dyslexics tend to get letters around the wrong way... not complete sentences.. I say the person that wrote/designed this sign is just plain stupid.. Let`s not insult dyslexics...
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Throw in Jesus, God, something about repenting, something about judging, maybe the word "fag" a few times, you`ve got yerself a Christian crazy sign. Doesn`t need to make sense, it just has to sound insane.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 9:55 am
    What a radical
  37. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 9:56 am
    You know, I find myself coming to this site less and less. But I think the caption for this and many other "religion" related posts are the reason. I`m not a bible thumper by any means but I do have religion and frankly I`m tired of the religion bashing around here. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that`s reflected in the comments. But you`d think the staff posting pictures and making the comments would try and be neutral on the situation, obviously that`s not the case.
  38. Profile photo of RamBunction
    RamBunction Male 18-29
    96 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 9:56 am
    looks like they got their stuff all messed with. I like this.
  39. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 10:16 am
    what
  40. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:17 am
    If religion mass-produces bollocks like this more than any other subject (believable), and the site-content is only reflecting this, then fair doos. But I`m starting to lean over to the side that`s getting a bit tired of it. The fact that religion is mostly bumf doesn`t need repeating all the time to make it any more true.
  41. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:18 am
    You know, I find myself coming to this site less and less. But I think the caption for this and many other "religion" related posts are the reason. I`m not a bible thumper by any means but I do have religion and frankly I`m tired of the religion bashing around here. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that`s reflected in the comments. But you`d think the staff posting pictures and making the comments would try and be neutral on the situation, obviously that`s not the case.

    There is Athiest bashing too... Just saying.. get off your cross.. OH boom boom! Sorry that was uncalled for.. but yeah If you would frequent this site more then you will say that I-A-B is rarely nice about anyone or anything.. Japan gets it alot, Goths get it alot, This guy called Chad also gets it alot... You can either roll with it or move on..

  42. Profile photo of robbstercraw
    robbstercraw Male 30-39
    49 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:27 am
    This isn`t religion bashing it is Overly pushy psycho moron bashing at it`s finest.
  43. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 10:29 am
    " This guy called Chad also gets it alot"

    LOL oh poor chad :D

  44. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:32 am
    Cool story, Fantom2993.

    Dude, just chill--really. This isn`t the Huffington Post, it`s a satire site. We satire things, never out of hate, just fun.

    Except Chad--that guy`s a dick.

  45. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Yeah, what Elle said. Did Goths, Atheists, or Chad ever have Crusades or The Inquisition? No? Stop whining, it`s a joke.
  46. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Fantom, you don`t see Florida complaining about all the florida-bashing posts do you? And you know what? There are numerous links posted a day, if you see something to do with religion IN THE TITLE, and you know how this site tends to go, then how about going to a kitten link instead? There`s something for everybody.
  47. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2010 at 10:46 am
    My favorite part is the "Whole I Spirit"

    Does he mean "Holy Spirit" ? What is this person trying to say?

  48. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:57 am
    agreed, poor poor florida. lets make fun of texas or something once `n awhile
  49. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Sorry Elle, but I am pretty tired of "believe as I do or I will 1. either kill you or 2. you will die in a fiery hell. (btw, wasn`t Satan the first guy to offer us some good knowledge, you know about good and bad... seems important to me!)
  50. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:16 am
    "We satire things."

    We also, apparently, verb things.

    ;D

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    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:17 am
    oki.... good to know
  52. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Elle maybe theres a lot of religion bashing on this website because there are retards like this in the world...I am still Christian because for my family and community its a way of connecting, but I would never ride around with retardation like this on the back of my car
  53. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2010 at 11:37 am
    i would have horse urine sex in his front lawn
  54. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:38 am
    well put wereallboned.
    it`s not that IAB bashes religion so much, they just bash the over zealousness of people like this that are also complete idiots. combined, its impossible NOT to bash it.
  55. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:40 am
    I agree fantom. I`m gettin kinda sick of it.
  56. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 11:49 am
    having faith and being proud is one thing, but hes asking for it, especially with that retardation
  57. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 11:59 am
    Religious people are just easy targets. Does that mean that we should continue to ridicule them? Yes!
  58. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    if you can`t find anything to make fun of in this picture, you probably own this car.
  59. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Maybe it makes sense to him!
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    darkevilsin Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    flingspoo
    Monday, January 18, 2010 11:40:52 AM
    I agree fantom. I`m gettin kinda sick of it.
  61. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    ugh.. if youre gonna be extreme about it at least write a decent sentence on your car sign>.<
  62. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    sorry, it`s "satirize."

    brutal hangover here from imbibing with people last night that don`t have to work today.

  63. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    yeah... i reread that at least 6 times.... still lost.
  64. Profile photo of rexiebun
    rexiebun Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    oh. it`s in washington. it all makes sense now.
  65. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    January 18, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Nut job.....
  66. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    January 18, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Understand this I dont all at
  67. Profile photo of luvsushi
    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    ahhh i laughed til i cried.
    and to those who are talking about iab`s religion bashing...to be fair iab bashes everything its well rounded bashing. dont get all huffy when it effects u.
  68. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    I love the last line, "I am in us all!" mommy... im scared...
  69. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    "All your bases are belong to us!"
    That`s what the last line reminds me of.
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    xcaitiebabie Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    for a second there i thought his plate said "tity"
  71. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    ow i just got beat up by all those words!
  72. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    I . Could rearrange that even legal? someone just the letters Is to make a new phrase know? Any takers? don`t
    p.s. I lolled, it`s "base" though, not "bases". Excellent analogy though.
  73. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    There must be a secret message inside there
  74. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    WTF? It looks like Pat Robertson of the 700 Club threw up on his car.
  75. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Get to THUMPIN`!
  76. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    I`ve used chiasmus on this message to get to the heart of what he`s saying. Here`s what I came up with:

    I am a drating moron.

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    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    It`s a hipster. He`s putting that stuff up to act retarded in a veiled insult to real Christians.
  78. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    Whhaaaatt?
  79. Profile photo of CVizzle
    CVizzle Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    All your God are belong to Jesus?
  80. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
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    January 18, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    Real xians insult and self-marginalize themselves everyday, they do not need "hipsters"
  81. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    @StarDagger: hmm much like you maybe..?
  82. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
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    January 18, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    I`m taking ASL (american sign language) at my school, and either this is a really dumb person, or the person is DEAF and writing in GLOSS (which is basically writing in all caps and only the words you`d sign)

    but, knowing IAB, you dont want my logical reasoning XD

  83. Profile photo of RipJack
    RipJack Male 13-17
    124 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    that`s one hell of a bumper sticker
  84. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    @ tangello

    The GLOSS comment you made makes a lot of sense. When you look at the FAITH GOD ISN`T US KILLS US, adding "in" and "what" appropriately makes total sense.

    I`d never heard of GLOSS before. It`s a highly logical explanation for this. I like it.

  85. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    lol @ CVizzle
  86. Profile photo of DeSheaaaaa
    DeSheaaaaa Female 18-29
    186 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Against deaf driving.
  87. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    im christian and im confused
  88. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    Dyslexic? More like the average intelligence of religious people. /flamesuit
  89. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    this person, along with several other evil christians, should NOT, I REPEAT, NOT! reproduce.
  90. Profile photo of iambuzzed
    iambuzzed Male 40-49
    93 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    athiesm no isnt us steve peanut butter
    want good in whole all against
  91. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    see, this is why people shouldn`t drop out of school
  92. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    This guys clearly a player, he`s inside all of us.
  93. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    Of course, now all of existence makes sense! Why didn`t I see it before? Thanks Dyslexic Christian Driver, by your wisdom I see the light!
  94. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 12:12 am
    Yoda is a Christian?

    Maybe it`s a code?

  95. Profile photo of NatashaSan
    NatashaSan Female 30-39
    56 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 1:00 am
    It`s like he took those word magnets you put on the fridge and mixed them up and just slapped them all over his car all willy nilly.
  96. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 1:37 am
    Not too surprising the guy`s a dimwit. He`s driving a Lumina afterall.
  97. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 3:01 am
    Maybe the words are removeable and someone like me snuck up and messed them up.

    Still a retard for having it there in the first place though.

  98. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:39 am
    Nah, that`s E.E. Cummings` car.
  99. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 12:07 am
    IF U CN MAK SINS OF THIZ U R SMRT! ME SHO NOT!
  100. Profile photo of wtfcharles
    wtfcharles Male 18-29
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    January 23, 2010 at 7:01 am
    o_0...Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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    HitlerRulz Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Great, Another religious wacko!

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