Cringe-Worthy Child Actor Makes Us Shudder [Vid]

Submitted by: TMLkicks89 7 years ago in Weird

If you can get through this entire video, you"ll thank I-A-B for the joy of laughter, tears, dry heaves and nightmares.
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Male 10
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (insert sound of melting brain tissue)
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Female 878
I just wanna push him over.
Smiley little git.
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Male 213
Oh, he`s a Bransonite. Now it`s all coming together. I`m going to throw my kids to the wolves if they start acting like gay country western singers.
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Female 198
That kid is brainwashed!!!
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Male 1
oh hes a nazi, now it all makes sense
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Male 277
.... I made it all the way threw .... is your head sapost to make a sloshing sound when you move it O.o?
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Male 1,598
What HAPPENED at the end?
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Male 15
i will BEAT my son if he turns out like that
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Male 250
Ten bucks says that kid turns out to be gay.
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Male 89
whoever edits everything is terrible`s videos are a genius
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Female 261
Dry heaves indeed. Ranks right up there with Bibleman. No, Bibleman was lame, but it didn`t make me want to throw up like this kid did. Why are programs made for Christian children always so awful?
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Female 169
that kid DOES NOT like pretty girls...he is extremely gay.
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Female 3,598
that was not really as terrible as the usual "everything is terrible" videos. i mean, that kid sucks, but it`s not like TERRIBLE
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Male 9
i will beat the shat out of that drating little kid he is just way to good
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Male 76
I agree with the windy, me thinks he`s a nazi
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Male 100
1:55 and on made me wish I was dead.
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Male 227
Where the eff does this kid trick or treat? I`m rolling him for his candy!!
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Female 1,589
The ending was really creepy. O____O
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Male 9
seriously i feel sorry for this child. off course he has no idea what the f*** hes doing. whoever trained him into this though deserves a thorough bitch slapping. You guys think you are angry, think of what`ll happen when hes 18 or something and his girlfriend takes a look at this.
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Female 864
I want to hurt that child very badly and his parents too
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Male 47
ARRRRRR MY EYES MY EYES ARE BLEEDING, CLICK AWAY CLICK AWAY, I CAN`T SEE MY MOUSE MY EYES ARE BLEEDING MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP, GOD HELP MAKE IT STOP
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Male 105
i wana kick him in the head...like, really, REALLY badly want to kick..him..in..the..head....
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Male 599
his parents threaten to not feed him unless he makes at least one video per day
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Male 299
... Well, that was not something I wanted to see.
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Female 437
ahhhh thats it shirley temple!! Thanx Tr-wolf... i knew someone would rememeber the name!!

perhaps a great / great grandson?? something about the kid...

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Female 117
When I have children, I will make them do stupid things like this just so I have embarrassing footage to show ppl at their 21st birthday party
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Male 71
I don`t know what hurts more after watching this. My ears or my eyes.
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Male 190
looks like the kid from spy kids movie
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Male 48
WORST...PARENTS...EVER!!!
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Female 4
shudder
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Male 1,557
Lauryn: Shirley Temple?

Yeah I know what you mean.

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Male 1,297
ooooohhhh god that is scary. don`t watch past the 2min mark. TRUST me
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Male 817
I didn`t know Shirley Temple was still alive?
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Female 3,828
hes kinda gay, but hes just a little kid doing what his parents tell him to do.
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Female 437
he reminds me of that little girl off movies way back in the day... her name escapes me but she sang `good ship lollipop` big dimples, blond curls... help me out lol,
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Male 299
must.... stick... in.... blender....
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Male 321
i bet this kids an alcoholic now
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Female 535
I want it to die.
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Male 3,369
yup...got to 0:56 before bile started coming up. C`mon, folks..let your kids be kids.
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Female 465
You KNOW it`s the parents` fault. they put him up to it. And when he gets to be a teenager--look out!
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Female 203
I think....I think I just had chills run down my spine... And not the good kind. The kind that make you feel...OMG, whatever this is, is going to crawl out from under my bed and stab me at 4 am
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Male 1,646
Wait. Isn`t that Will`s gay nephew, from Will and Grace?
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Female 1,134
same guy who sang this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwn61EoObtE

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Male 2,579
The long pauses were the worst.
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Male 198
umm... if parents/grandparents keep dressing him up like that, hes definitely gonna be smoking skin pipe by age 10
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Male 295
.... god why cant is be kick a gigner day again? o and i watched the whole thing i think i should win a prize
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Male 54
I blanked out after the first 10 seconds ...
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Female 6
wow..
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Male 606
It`s a white Michael Jackson.
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Male 127
"He`s gonna hit the crack pipe very hard."

HA! yes... yes he will...

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Male 9,305
I wonder how many years of de-conditioning it takes for the child to return to acceptable social behavior status.
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Female 778
i made it through 40 seconds. put that thing in the closet, it`s creepy.
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Male 3,310
This really set the tone for some awesome nightmares tonight. Thanks IAB, you`re a kids best friend!
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Male 326
Thanks for 50 years of therapy, IAB.
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Male 730
Cruel.
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Female 1,515
His face reminds me of Shirley Temple...
x.X
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Male 260
I made it to 1:33 before the burning sensation began to set in. And the eye twitching. Lots of eye twitching.
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Male 89
He`s gonna hit the crack pipe very hard.
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Female 57
Well.. im pretty sure his parents will burn in hell for this.
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Male 3,014
I want to punch this kid repeatedly in the face.
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Female 1,048
I`m not too proud to admit I only made it thought the first 30 seconds before I had to barf :-<
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Female 169
@mahler, they definitely should.
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Male 29
they brainwash them into being religious weirdos at such a young age. its sad
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Female 318
They have him doing repetitive heil hitlers! It`s like a nazi shirley temple movie
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Male 326
If by "cute" you mean "terrifying" than yes, he is cute.
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Female 1,578
Aw he is cute
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Male 5
Somebody call the child clown outlet
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Female 414
aww so this is how car salesmen are born!
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Male 2,510
ohhhhhhh its from everythingisterrible.com

now i get it!

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Male 2,510
"jesus is a kid`s best friend"

Well that said it all about what the rest of the video was going to be like.

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Male 2,076
the last part made me lol so hard.
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Female 158
heeeeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwww! Lol this kid sucks! He will be so humiliated when he grows up. Child singers are just...no.
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Male 559
Garbage pail kid, that`s exactly what I was thinking. This sachrine laced little geek is enough to make Pat Robertson turn Muslum.
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Female 15,763
Nope. Couldn`t do it. The pretty girls comment right before kissing his mum on the lips... too much. Need shower. Ew.
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Female 272
*Ears bleeding* AAAAAAARRRRGHHH!
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Male 305
oh god, oh, must...reach....*RALF*!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 1,893
BLAGHRHGHHHHHHHKRAAARRRSGHGHHH!!
just vomed all over the computer
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Male 1,439
Is it just me or does he remind anyone else of a Garbage Pail Kid?
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Male 9,305
Poor abused little thing...
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Male 32
Oh..oh no...
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Male 326
If it`s not dismembered and buried deep, on different continents, it will come back. Holy balls that`s frightening.
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Female 159
he`s so animated. reminds me of shirley temple.
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Male 373
ZOMG! ITS JUSTIN BEIBER!
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Female 1,008
The nazi bit at the end was priceless! XD
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Male 56
Decapitation is the only solution.
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Female 17
Don`t punch the child, punch his parents!
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Female 526
You`re not allowed to love both Jesus and pretty girls. It`s a sin.
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Female 7
I`ve never wanted to kick a child in the `nads more.
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Male 25,416
That kid looks like a spoilt brat!
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Male 645
Billy Ray Cyrus early childhood video!
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Female 150
He`s so cute... until he moves or opens his mouth
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Male 239
I want to punch that child in the face.
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Male 953
This kid either watched "every" Little Rascals episode in a row or he`s a future cult leader in the making.
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Female 295
..... D8 stupid
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Male 84
lol Don`t worry I don`t think there`s any danger of that kid being attracted to women.
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Male 318
i want to see some one make a sweet remix of this
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Male 964
Where i`m from , the acting is so bad that this would be like Brad Pitt in comparison...
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Female 236
ugh I hope this child doesn`t breed when he`s older. End the blood line now!
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Male 642
http://www.myspace.com/matthewmatney is that him?

http://www.facebook.com/matthew.matney or this?

http://www.myspace.com/matney28 or rather that ( he`s a bad boy who`s gonna chew your rear and kick your gum)

Or is it this one ( my favourite) http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1...

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Male 5,194
BLEAH! "Cringe-worthy" is RIGHT!
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Male 42
watched it all, went back for seconds, and finally after the third try i bet i can self implode as my innards have now turned to a noxious "holy" gas
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Male 496
BWAH! I`m pretty sure this kid and the Mayan 2012 end of the world prophesy are somehow connected...
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Male 642
anyone care to find out what he got ? I mean that video is clearly 90`s ( or crappy tv program that gets only broadcasted in an area of 2 miles like from a village)

Anyone found him on google? What did he do? where di he go? Is he gay? DID HE DIED!? (youtube caption).. Is he the owner of the bank who paid for your house and you make fun of him and he`s gonna kick your butt out and send you sleeping under a bridge?

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Male 106
Anyone else see a smaller version of Mimi from Drew Carey Show?
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Female 202
the editing is purely amazing
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Female 196
well he`s gonna be bullied when he`s older...
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Male 50
apparently he sure likes "Pretty Girls!" im pretty sure in 15 years time that won`t be what he`s saying.
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Female 291
~*slams head repeatedly on desk*~

THE F****** VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~*continues to slam head on desk*~

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Female 126
This is so sad... another example of bad parenting
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Male 2,506
@Cory, He isn`t very successful, not even a wikipedia on him
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Female 29
......thats not a little kid at all its just a midget with a squeaky annoying voice
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Male 2,690
Omg...I`d punt him
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Female 1,112
that poor kids gonna have issues.
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Male 3,619
I would like to bash its head until the only thing going "EEEEEEEEEEE" would be its butt.
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Male 931
the voice...THE VOICE *headwall*
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Male 642
Oystah sure he says play, not pray with his friends?
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Male 642
the editing is truly awesome :D and that kind.. should be neutered.. no rather the parents who pushed him to that.. the kid should get a shrink and stay with him for the next 10 years
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Female 721
Ok so I watched the whole video and I think my mind is intact.

I liked the montage of him singing one note they started after the 2 minute mark. Then the whole Heil Hitler thing at the end. Also wtf was with the boat?

That kid reminded me of a beauty pageant, only with a dingdong.

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Male 566
"I sure love pretty girls!" Am I the only one thinking thats probably gonna change?
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Male 195
I want to frickin punch it :(
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Female 1,652
He sort of reminded me of a mix between shirley temple and this girl that I went to high school with.
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Male 298
SATAN wins........ we`re doomed
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Male 91
The parents of this kid should be castrated..
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Female 353
what is up with that editing?
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Male 3
I can spot a future gay when I see one, and trust me, this kid is going to be a flamer.
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Male 4,807
thanks I-A-B for the joy of laughter, tears, dry heaves and nightmares.
yea... that Nailed it
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Female 1,798
the epitome of OBNOXIOUS precociousness o.O
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Female 4,039
Likes to play with his friends? He has friends?
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Male 3,369
I think his parents are behind this!
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Female 3,574
... I think this is more HORRIBLE video editing than anything. The kid is actually pretty cute
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Female 198
If that was my child, I would lock him in a closet and never let him sing again. ...crazy little hitler.
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Male 61
what.....the .......f*ck
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Male 483
Someone feed him to that sassy polar bear
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Male 137
I didn`t make it all the way through. I couldn`t... I tried, but I couldn`t!
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Female 2,509
and this answers the nature vs nurture question concerning being gay
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Male 7,831
the last 20 seconds scared the hell out of me
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Female 590
"I sure love pretty girls!"

Really? Because he struck me as more of the *festive* type.

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Male 35
not only is he offensive to the ears and eyes, he`s...a Nazi??
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Male 5,314
f*ck you iab, f*ck you.
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Male 206
paha. hitler
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Male 121
that kid is gonna grow up gay. thats a total mo in the making! LOL YAY!
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Female 2,674
I thought it was cute :D
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Female 336
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