Check It Out, God`s Cat! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Behold the miracle.
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Female 135
Baha
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Male 1,361
"God didn`t walk on water. Jesus did."

Jesus - God`s Son - Walked on water
Cat - God`s Cat - Ditto

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Male 189
That pussy`s not wet, it`s just really cold
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Male 6
ye, but something with the trinity, you know, jesus being the word and the word being god and stuff, so basicly god = jesus
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Male 2,528
God didn`t walk on water. Jesus did.

"Cute. Only takes a minute to realize it`s ice, but still cute."
If it took you a minute to realize that cat was walking on ice, you may need to be hit on the head with a tack hammer.

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Male 976
>>That pussy`s not wet, it`s just really cold<<

HEY-OH!!

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Male 162
haha awesome :)
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Female 5,222
KITTY!
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Female 326
Cute. Only takes a minute to realize it`s ice, but still cute.
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Male 58
i dont like you jay himura....
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Male 189
That pussy`s not wet, it`s just really cold
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Male 985
ILY GOD CAT!
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Female 735
OMFG lizardcool20 I THINK YOU ARE MY TWIN!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ME!!!

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-...

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Male 64
"It`s not a miracle, it`s called ice, it happens when water gets really cold and freezes into a solid object"
Im just glad that people on these days are still thinking on their feet`s, of course is ice [email protected]#$%^&* [email protected], as if a cat could walk over the water, gee why dont u go to a science forum now and let the comedy be comedy really comments like these kills the joke and the mood~
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Male 47
epic
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Male 205
There may not be snow in Egypt, but there are frozen rivers.. and the innate ability of cats to freeze water is why the Egyptians worshipped Sniggle-Fritz..
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Male 38
Awesome pic!
Also ... "I wonder if his name is `Smoke`" ... Ah, ha, ha, ha! Most excellent reference, 5Cats, well done.
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Female 20
I liked this photo a lot. Mainly because the jesus cat is nearly identical to my cat, whose name is Lucifer :)
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Male 25,417
Arrrgggghhhhh! be afraid
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Male 40,291
I wonder if his name is "Smoke"
It`s a terrific picture :) I loled!
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Male 131
jayme21
"thats why egypt worshipped the little draters"

Yes, cause there IS snow in Egypt you know? -.-

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Female 519
haha my dog attempted that and fell through the ice... I tell you, the second his balls touched the water it was as if he could fly.. :D
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Male 1,918
It`s not a miracle, it`s called ice, it happens when water gets really cold and freezes into a solid object
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Male 533
Ceiling cat has come down to grace us with his presence... also he has a dead mouse for us.
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Male 660
thats why egypt worshipped the little draters

Dogs rule

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Male 716
Behold his feline might.
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Male 999
lulz wut?
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Male 244
Of course it`s frozen, but it doesn`t really look completely frozen, so it`s neat.
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Male 1,485
all hail the jesus cat!!
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Male 1,351
Pray to the cat, darnit! Pray to it!
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Male 730
"wet road? thats a damn small road phantom.... its a frozen river"

That`s a damn small river littlepete... it`s a frozen stream. Lulz

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Male 4,393
lolz
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Female 838
Anyone else just going with frozen?
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Male 1,357
wet road? thats a damn small road phantom.... its a frozen river
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Male 894
i think its shopped. the reflection in the water just doesnt seem right to me. its too pronounced.
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Male 510
T_T its just a wet road
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Female 331
Hahahahah wtf, McGovern? Awesome. LOL
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Male 189
That pussy`s not wet, it`s just really cold
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Male 3,619
i would so tap on the ive with my foot :3
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Male 12,365
How fast would a cat have to be running to make it over a river? House cats aren`t very heavy, so with enough speed they should be able to skim over the water. Small surface area on their paws though, which would make it harder. I have this odd question stuck in my head now.
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Male 14,331
It`s OK pmarren is a dog lover among other things...

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Female 1,283
There`s also gallows humor that is so famous among the dicks at a crime, Heureux. Without some sort of crack, one would surely get too attached and wear away the consciousness.

Albeit, you are quite right, and it seems cats are the most favorite since their yowls of pain sound rather close to a woman screaming ;-/
Now, who was this from? Oh...just pmarren.
Nvm, false alarm >.>

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Male 3,425
Actually, I still find it funny pmarren, so keep up the good work!
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Male 2,220
I`d just go BOOOOOOO and watch it run really fast on the spot.

VV Meh VV

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Male 1,054
"All that cat needs now is a burlap sack and some stones... "

Delighting the abuse of animals is a diagnostic marker for sociopathic tendencies. Such people describe or act out on animals the violent passions they internally direct at other human beings.

It is a very short step from abusing animals, to abusing humans.

Joking about such behavior is unhealthy at the very, very, very least.

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Male 1,718
All that cat needs now is a burlap sack and some stones...
Then the owner could bag up the cat and swing it around really hard and slam it into the ice, breaking through and finish the job properly.
Cats = Suck

We get it now. It was very funny and you became fairly well known as a member of iab because of it. But now i feel that you only do it to cling onto the threads of your youth at iab and that you feel you have to hate cats because it is what we have come to expect from you. But its okay, we know you love kittehs. Everyone does, so If you get a cute little furry ball of kitten at your front door looking at you with sweet round eyes, you know who its from ;)
yours Sincerely Frogtango

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Male 1,043
Its not god`s cat.
Its a superhero with elemental powers or something.. >.<
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Female 1,190
OMG FROZEN WATER
mind.blown.
but nah, its cute :)
dogs are still better but thats for another time
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Male 4,593
All that cat needs now is a burlap sack and some stones...
Then the owner could bag up the cat and swing it around really hard and slam it into the ice, breaking through and finish the job properly.

Cats = Suck

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Male 189
That pussy`s not wet, it`s just really cold
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Male 4,867
"It`s called ICE!

Live with it, because you`re gonna see lots of it in the couple of years!"

Its called HUMOUR!
Learn it, because you`re gonna see lots of it on the internet!

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Male 690
Got sent his only kitteh so that we might have eternal
aww....
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Male 210
It`s called ICE!

Live with it, because you`re gonna see lots of it in the couple of years!

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Male 211
what is with the comments... *insert inuendo here*?? :P
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Male 116
WTF? That`s MY cat!!1!
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Male 575
There are two dimensions: one where the cats walks on water and another where he falls into the water.
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Male 58
gods a girl, she has a pussy
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Male 189
That pussy`s not wet, it`s just really cold
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Male 480
Silly IAB, we all know God`s allergic to cats.
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Male 4,807
If the ice breaks, that would make for one wet pussy.
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Female 107
it would be utterly funny if the cat suddenly dripped under the surface... :P " Meo..."
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Female 365
I am just guessing here but the water is frozen over right? Right?! o_0
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Male 2,125
"Jessus" Cat made it on here :D

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Male 9
cat jesus :O
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Female 291
lol
Cat looks like he`s thinking
"Nothing to see here folks, nothin to see. "
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Male 20,825
Link: Check It Out, God`s Cat! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Behold the miracle.
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