Chad, Still Confused About The Satanism Thing [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

"Close, Chad... so close--you"re on the right track--that is a star..."
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Female 355
Ahaha! What is this?! Bahaha too funny. Confusing, but funny.
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Female 154
LMAO LMAO LMAO
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Male 301
man
i know a dude that its like this guy but 3 times fatter i might get a pic of him suggested
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Female 491
There`s goth make up then there`s one-primary-colour-away-from-a-clown-makeup.
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Female 956
nice mountain climbing sneaks. goes really well with...you know... the crappy black metal make up.
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Male 315
Well the jews are known for their self-hatred. And Reubens. God are they known for their Reubens.
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Female 365
Hebrew hairbanger or self hating goth palestinian? you decide!
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Female 1,593
Israel is hardcore!
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Female 40
"Think of how many innocent palestinian`s lebanese and others they have killed."

not to start up a political argument here, but just as many (if not more) innocent Israelis have been killed too. There wouldn`t be so many arab victims if the Hezbollah and Hamas didn`t base themselves in schools and mosques.

anyway, this picture is weird.

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Male 41,157
[quote]WE`RE all pretty god damn crazy...[/quote]
FiFY LazyMe484!
(I`ve read your posts, you crazy too, eh?)
@Zerocyde - Yo! Thanks for the support, um, wait, what?
@MattPrince - Don`t blame Canada for that! She`s from Quebec!!!
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Female 257
this is the second time ive seen zerocyde running up an argument on the boards....get a life man
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Male 10,440
Zerocyde is right about the trolling. But its hard to tell if someone is arguing their own point of view or if they`re making it all up. You`re all pretty god damn crazy...
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Male 185
Perhaps he is simply making a political statement saying that Israel is as close to satan as you can get. Think of how many innocent palestinian`s lebanese and others they have killed.
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Male 795
Zerocyde you are such a troll.

jk.

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Female 138
He have a cross on his forehead. That doesn`t feel like a satanist
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Male 3,255
"5Cats, you are such a troll."

Getting all pissy and whining about something doesn`t make you a troll, it makes you a pissy whiner.

A troll is someone who fakes an opinion for the sole purpose of getting others all riled up. The modern retarded idea that troll means "ANYONE ON THE INTERNET THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING I DONT LIKE" is drating retarded. And one of my biggest pet peeves if you couldn`t already tell, lol.

Calling someone a troll just because you don`t agree with them is basically saying "you`re wrong because of a technicality" which is a pussy copout and means you don`t really give a poo about your own position enough to adequately defend it.

Sorry to rand but it really bugs me, heh.

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Male 3,255
@ParasyT

Townsend`s drating badassed.

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Male 3,619
cannada is the american version of norway...
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Female 517
Best things made in Canada?
(can`t put a pic so -)
http://ryanbuffetlim.files.wordpress.com...
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Male 566
Laughed when I saw 5Cats and Baal` start up, "Flame on!"
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Male 5,189
LAWLS
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Male 533
The best things are made in canada


Thats right, Hevy Devy Townsend.

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Male 2,220
the best things are made in Canada, uh-huh...


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Male 4,012
[quote]but the best things are made in canada...

canadians![/quote]

You betcha!

<3 <3 <3 <3

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Male 1,129
Israeli flag with death metal paint.. WIN
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Female 833
has anyone considered that he might be a jewish or an israeli goth who is proud of his heritage? no? I`ll go then.
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Male 9,305
"Good trolls are hard to tell apart from normal people. WoW trade chat has taught me this."

A good troll does not exist. Trolls are nasty by nature.

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Female 3,828
Hey Davy, i pulled out my canada day pen from my purse today, and it said " made in china".

but the best things are made in canada...

canadians!

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Female 678
"If China goes under, you guys are seriously fecked."

and so is the US. we have a 36.3 trillion trade deficit and if they call that in; we`re as you called it....fecked.

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Male 12,138
xxPinkxx, I like your "Made in Canada" avatar pic. However, as a Euro-Peon (as the Americans like to call us) who has been a guest in your country for a week now, I`ve seen enough to recognise that every frigging useful thing in Canadialand (and I mean EVERYTHING) is actually Made in China. I check the labels and everything, so don`t deny it.

If China goes under, you guys are seriously fecked.

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Male 695
I wonder if he really knows what flag he has.....doubt it.
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Male 1,815
I sacrificed a virgin to Abraham.
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Female 3,828
so funny. SO funny!
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Male 1,002
Klezmer through a distortion pedal
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Female 57
Actually Chad has it bang on. That star on the flag is the highest satanic symbol. Unfortunately Chad is walking down the wrong path.


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Lol... Sorry.

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Female 1,134
if he didn`t have the corps painting mask he would be attractive.
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Male 690
lol, what a tard
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Female 778
maybe he`s just proud to be jewish and also likes metal.
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Male 5
Actually Chad has it bang on. That star on the flag is the highest satanic symbol. Unfortunately Chad is walking down the wrong path.
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Male 74
Hail Israel!
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Male 355
go get them Opie
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Male 987
Good trolls are hard to tell apart from normal people. WoW trade chat has taught me this.
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Female 735
he might be about to burn it! maybe thats it?
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Male 41,157
vv Am not! (I`m a cat, obviously!) (an old, grumpy one)
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Male 189
5Cats, you are such a troll.

On topic, I think we need to see the aftermath to determine what the guy intended on doing. He looks kinda funnah...

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Male 3,310
"Jewish" flag, "Muslim" flag, it`s all the same
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Female 57
Ok, so im thinking... Maybe he is going to burn it... Maybe. Then i notice the shoes.. then the blue jeans... and poorly done make up. It must be halloween, and dumb kids.
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Male 77
ROFL israel rock bad is more like it
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Female 241
I was only trying to point out the origin of the flag. Before I first posted people were calling it a "Jewish Flag"
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Female 1,386
Years ago in ye ol school days I knew a goth kid like this. They took a star of david necklace and bent off/broke off the top point.
I lol`ed every time I saw it. :x
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Male 2,579
He looks so brooding.
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Male 894
keep trying chad, you`ll get it someday...
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Male 3,310
Israel death metal?
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Male 612
What you can`t have a Jewish Satanist?
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Male 10,440
Lol @ Baal & 5Cats, your petty conflict entertains me yet again.
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Female 355
Lol, reminds me of:
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Male 4,807
I love it when Opie cracks her whip..... *SnAp*
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Male 931
haha @ arguments. You should all play hungry hungry hippos to settile your difference, or just drown...
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Male 716
That one made me laugh.
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Male 41,157
Okie Opie!
Also, I cross-posted with you below, I`d certianly have "toned down" my 4:25:18 PM post if I`d read your 4:25:03 PM warning.
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Female 1,578
LOL!!!! I want to make this a poster and put it on my wall
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Female 1,077
-snorts-
-laughs hard-
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Female 15,763
Because here at I-A-B we disapprove of trolling and harassment, both of which you came close to, yet have no rules against propaganda as long as it does not impede upon the other rules.
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Male 41,157
*blushes*
Sorry Opie! I`ll just (try to) ignore him from now on :)
But really, linking jihad propoganda? Which he`s (IMO) admitted to doing? How is that OK?
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Female 15,763
"I caps ONE word and baalz GETS ALL PISSY! IT is WORKING INDEED!!!!"

One more step and you`re trolling. Tread carefully.

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Male 41,157
STFU baalz! If you`re replying to a SPECIFIC posting then DO mention it, eh?
Avoiding the real issue yet agian baalz? Your link is baseless numbers, meaningless and therefore crap, like your posts.
[quote]My link had very little to do with Jihad...[/quote]
Is that like being a "very little" pregnant baalz? Or are you actually admitting I was right, but too pathetic to come right out and say so?
OooooO! I caps ONE word and baalz GETS ALL PISSY! IT is WORKING INDEED!!!!
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Female 15,763
Cats, you`re wandering awfully close to harassment, which is banworthy. Baal can have his opinions, whatever they may be. So can you in fact.
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Female 9,585
"Just remembered that guy a while back who carved a hexagram (6 pointed pentagram) into his arm."

Same here.

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Male 4,546
I was responding, adequately and completely, in anticipation of angry retorts.

Aniqas suggested the subject was " trying to support the Israeli people and their plight. Someone has to support them and help protect their country."

She made a suggestion I felt was inaccurate, I presented a different interpretation of events, and you presented a tirade of angry bullpoo.

My link had very little to do with Jihad (even in your misapplied context), was perfectly on point, and I sincerely wish you the best of luck in your continued efforts to undermine anything I say with nothing but volume as you`ve done in all our other exchanges.

I`d advise all caps next time. I think it`s working.

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Female 5,222
kinda reminds me of a pic posted a while back of a kid with a home made tattoo that had satan and a the star of david instead of his precious pentagram lol
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Male 364
Typical for an arab to use any excuse to display his anti-semitism. Its a comedy website, give it a rest. Nobody wants to hear it, we`re all sick of it and becoming wise to the whole damn thing now.
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Male 1,081
Just remembered that guy a while back who carved a hexagram (6 pointed pentagram) into his arm.
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Male 478
Jewish habitations: "Settlements"
Muslim habitations: "Villages"
Media FAIL
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Female 351
Oh Chad *disapproving face*
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Male 569
lol @ aniqa`s profound insight into the situation.
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Male 15,510
Israelite Emo
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Male 41,157
To all who didn`t get ParasyT`s sarcasm: FAIL!

@Baalthazaq: STFU! I mean really, what in Allah`s name are you talking about? How is this even REMOTELY connected to the picture? Take your Jihad-loving propaganda and cram it up your *ss with your right hand! F-off and I mean that sincerely.
vv Ban-hammer please???

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Male 26
"...not there (note the woods in the background)" Israel happens to have a diverse ecosystem, from hilly forest to flat desert, so obviously he may or may not be in Israel. The secret to this photo is that Jews have their human form, and their "true" form. I am a Jew but I rarely reveal my horns, tail, and true skin color. This one must have been caught off guard in the middle of metamorphosis, hence the confused state of his appearance.
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Male 4,546
Israel does actually have forests... Link.

Though admittedly, the trees in the background look more like they`re somewhere on the North American continent.

As for the plight, I`d just like to point out, just as a minor detail here, they are responsible for 4/5ths of all civilian deaths. Check the different years one by one if you like.

You might also want to look into the expansion of illegal settlements used to house a 70% immigrant population at the expense of expelling and giving no right of return to the 3.5 million refugees. Link.

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Male 340
"Its an Israeli flag people (that means from Israel if you didn`t know.) I don`t know why he is holding one though since he obviously is not there (note the woods in the background) Perhaps he has relatives from there or maybe he is Jewish. Or even more shocking maybe he just is trying to support the Israeli people and their plight. Someone has to support them and help protect their country. "
Thanks for pointing those facts out..did you figure them all out by yourself?

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Male 25
Aniqa,why so intelligent?
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Male 41,157
Perhaps he`s a Jewish Goth-Metal r-tard?
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Female 519
Aniqa, thank you captain obvious

Well to be fair, not everyone can make the link between Israeli and Israel.. She is just trying to be helpful :)

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Female 519
Wow there is nothing better than getting called a retard and being patronised by the 13-17 year olds on here... Yes I am aware of Israel Thanks... And erm who is the retard? What the hell is an "inverted" jew flag.. oh right that`s the scientific name for it I guess... :S
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Female 414
Aniqa, thank you captain obvious
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Female 241
Its an Israeli flag people (that means from Israel if you didn`t know.) I don`t know why he is holding one though since he obviously is not there (note the woods in the background) Perhaps he has relatives from there or maybe he is Jewish. Or even more shocking maybe he just is trying to support the Israeli people and their plight. Someone has to support them and help protect their country.
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Male 39
lol how do you invert a geometrically symmetrical shape?
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Female 15,763
"You guys are retards, thats an inverted jew flag."

I`m just going to assume that`s sarcasm, so I can feel better about the populace`s intelligence.

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Male 1,108
"You guys are retards, thats an inverted jew flag."

orly?

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Male 533
You guys are retards, thats an inverted jew flag.
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Male 1,108
It`s Mel Gibson going through his Norwegian Black Metal phase.
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Female 665
The photoshopness burns my eyes!
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Male 1,093
Looks fine to me
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Male 999
thats hardcore
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Male 45
Uhm. A note. If he`s Jewish, then according to the Christian religions he will become a follower of the anti-Christ. And therefor is quite good at worshiping Satan.

Of course since less than half of the interwebs understand that I`ll just say. "OMG ROLFCAKES HAHA EPIC FAIL! @PoonHat: Too long did not read!"

/sigh

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Male 9,305
"But throughout history, including in the United States, haven`t Jews been regarded as the greatest tailors?"

...how does a faith make a good tailor? O_o

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Male 3,842

obbycomma
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
172 Posts Thursday, January 21, 2010 12:47:22 PM
Also, lol at "Jews for Satin." Satin is fabric. Satan is the word you`re searching for.

But throughout history, including in the United States, haven`t Jews been regarded as the greatest tailors?

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Male 3,842
No, he took the Arabs literally when they called Israel "The Great Satan"
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Female 43
...the dude..is just dressed in corpse paint to represent black metal. That isn`t necessarily satanic..
And uhm..this post just really just drating sucks. D:
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Male 194
@ Wateva;
If you`re talking about theistic satanism, then yes, you are partially correct, that is the branch of satanism that most angsty teenagers turn to for shocking their parents, but plenty of serious Satanists are practitioners of LaVeyan satanism, which focuses on Satan as a representation of humanity`s true nature, and are all about self indulgence, within reasonable bounds. Symbolic satanism is a form that simply views Satan as a symbol of opposition to established religions, etc. (The symbol is from pagans, but is often used to represent satanism so therefore can also be considered a satanic symbol, much like the Nazi Swastika was a hindu symbol of peace, but due to nazi use it`s original meaning has been lost to most of the world)
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Male 970
lol i think i saw that somewhere...
i might even know that guy.
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Male 311
wateva_x
Female, 13-17,


opinion is extremely valued

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Male 1,013
The Isreal flag is not at full mast... maybe not a total fail?
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Male 44
Still not one of the best post I like how it used to be anymore I-A-B is so bland..
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Female 691
PS: I know that`s a star of David. I`m just saying that even if he used the pentagram or pentacle he`d be wrong. So it`s double fail.
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Female 691
Facedesk. Even the pentagram, and pentacle, isn`t actually a satanist symbol. It`s from Paganism. The upside down one is used in wicca for second denomination witches in some covens. Plus Satan is an invention of the christian fairytale, created by God apparently. So satanists are doing it wrong by thinking they`re worshipping Satan/Lucifer, because God made Satan, and so you`re worshipping a creation of a religion that you`re trying to reject.
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Male 96
`oy vey! this satin iss soo smooth!` - CzekM8
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Female 315
Also, lol at "Jews for Satin." Satin is fabric. Satan is the word you`re searching for.
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Male 419
haha nice try
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Female 315
Goth Jew is goth.
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Male 5,314
wooo, im on my new laptop now. IAB MOBILE!!!
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Male 95
Hey, they have "Jews for Jesus," why not "Jews for Satin"?
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Male 25,416
At least hes trying to be cool!
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Male 21,025
Link: Chad, Still Confused About The Satanism Thing [Pic [Rate Link] - `Close, Chad... so close--you`re on the right track--that is a star...`
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