Booty Pop!

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago Funny

The next Snuggie?
There are 98 comments:
Male 59
horse crap. i highly doubt chicks would like to uncover rolled socks in the dong area when taking pants off dudes. these sort of things should be illegal
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Male 2,159
It`s like a push-up bra for your ass. Just to make sure the guy you pick up is genuinely disappointed.
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Male 121
*giggles* i actually have one of those!
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Male 155
its stupid cuz you would dress with that so you look attractive the only reason for looking attractive is to get laid, so what happens when a guy takes off your pants and your wearing that? then you got a flat ass naked its just as bad FAIL
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Male 18
"Just like the celebrities"

/facepalm

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Female 526
oh, the humanity!
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Male 97
until the guy your trying to impress grabs your arse... then he realizes you are a fake, leaves you, and you spiral into an emotional breakdown, developing a severe case of OCD as well as an addiction to alcohol, heroin and abortions.
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Male 388
Any reason why it says CALL THE TOLL FREE NUMBER NOW
and it never shows one?
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Female 735
LADYWEASEL THOSE ARE NOT GRANNY PANTIES!!!

they are called boyshorts...

i wear those.

>:(

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Male 25,416
o come on!
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Female 1,401
i`ll buy it so my ass won`t hurt when i sit on the bleachers
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Male 535
@McGovern: So long as it says "pirate" before it, it`s fine =)
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Female 471
Come to think of it.. The drag queen world uses things like this to make men appear more like women. All these panties need is hip pads.
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Female 471
That`s exactly what I need. A pair of granny panties that make my booty look bigger.
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Female 24
i knew this was coming!
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Male 4,807
They need Vince the sham-wow guy pushing this product. Mmmmm Nuts
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Male 152
screw that, why not just get implants?
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Male 679
All the "popping" girls look oddly shaped and unattractive :(
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Male 3,255
Sweet, another way to help quickly identify people too retarded to be worth befriending.
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Male 14,330
@Deviros

Arrrrggg!! But what about pirate booty it a marvelous collection of gems, silver and gold dubloons.

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Male 143
INSTANTLY!!!!
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Male 1,106
But what about when this make you "get the guy," and then you take your clothes off?
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Female 142
alot of the "afters" were just from a different angle or had the person bending their knees
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Female 365
This product is for genetically disadvantaged persons of a slim stature. I am the opposite, I have a big ol`butt like sir mix lot sized. This place would broke if they tried to sell that bustle to me. ;p
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Male 535
gongxi
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
117 Posts Sunday, January 10, 2010 4:12:56 PM
Also- I fuh-reaking hate the term booty. It just sounds gross and makes me think of insecure suburban housewives that are middle aged who are trying to be "hip".

Yeah - there`s just something about that word that seriously irritates me. It makes me think of... i don`t know... filth and stench... And unpleasantness

Maybe that`s harsh, but it does.

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Female 142
Well, they went after the slut market which is huge but I guess they don`t get that the sluts don`t need something like this to get what they want.
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Male 13
@Kaleotera

"The womens fashion world is 90% driven by men. If you didn`t want that perfect woman who had the perfect breasts and butt, there wouldn`t be a need for products aimed at women like this."

Women are not like that. They want to look good for their own personal image, not men. Took all the men out of the world for a year they would still be driving fashion forward.

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Male 22
huh? I thought this was fake? Are they really selling this? Woah :D
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Male 147
Bubble butt for women and codpieces for men. Actually,throw in a girdle and I think we have finally devolved fashion back to the Victorian era.
:P
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Female 4
don`t make me hop after you, LMAO!!! i know most of you won`t get that one.:P
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Female 512
Or you could just eat a few too many cupcakes & achieve the same effect.
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Female 472
@ all the guys:

The womens fashion world is 90% driven by men. If you didn`t want that perfect woman who had the perfect breasts and butt, there wouldn`t be a need for products aimed at women like this.

@ sarah-face89: That should be the mentality for everyone, but sadly there are people out there that would take looks over personality.

And before anyone starts going off on me, I accept myself for who I am. If other people can`t...that`s thier problem.

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Male 326
Now I`m gonna meet a chick who`s gonna drop her clothes and turn into a total stick. Why all the lies people? Why all the lies?
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Male 512
Suffragists would be so proud.
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Female 187
why cant people just accept and embrace themselves for who they are... flat booties can be nice too, if they`re connected to a nice person.
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Male 17,512
It was bad enough trying to figure out real bewbs from fake ones.. now this!
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Male 427
Awesome! I love taking off a bra only to find out she actually has no breasts. Now I can take off her panties and find out she has no ass! perfect!
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Male 2,592
noooooo!! there will be clubs n bars everywhere filled with more LIES!! how you supposed to tell the difference between nice ass and... pancake butt...
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Female 723
Now, you too can have an apple bottom!

I`m quite happy with my booty, thank you. :D

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Female 5,222
rofl@miggy
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Male 10,440
They look less sexy.

If you`re willing to buy this, then just go nude.

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Female 22
ewwww go figure the white girls would need something for there flat butts
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Male 2,199
must... not... fap...
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Female 282
booty pads been around since forever! Beyonce wears them...
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Female 423
the funny thing is you can totally tell, they have like rectangles if you look for it. LAMO fail
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Female 1,604
wow that looks like they are wearing a diaper and looks just plain fake..
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Male 541
what happens when you want to go swimming? Can`t wear that with a bikini
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Male 15,832
I like the "before" butts better.
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Male 168
So girls are going to start stuffing thier underwear now? roflcakes
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Female 1,578
I don`t understand why girls want to have a fat ass all of the sudden..
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Male 456
Stop faking!! RAH!
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Female 57
i`ve seen these in the sears catalog before. nothin new.
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Male 383
great. another way to escape excercise and look better. Somewhere, disgusting 400lb moms are buying this to make their wide load ass super sized.
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Female 131
it really isn`t that hard to do lunges and whatnot.
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Male 586
*FALSE ADVERTISING!*
why do people get mad at Tiger Woods, when he`s just a victim of false advertising?

WOMAN:"I thought you were single?"
TIGER:" I thought you had a nice ass..."

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Male 98
They should start selling products to shove down guys pants to make them seem larger. So the women can feel the disappointment too when you get them home and naked. What is a woman going to tell anyone when the time comes to take off the `enhancers?` "I know you like what you saw earlier, so what do you think about THIS!?"
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Female 1,386
Uhm. lol.
Weird. I was just joking with my BF (he has no butt) and saying I was going to get him padded underwear like a padded bra. (I`d never get him this, it would look too weird on a guy.)
But odd. It exists. Go figure I guess.
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Female 778
well said crucible.
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Female 169
true crucible and lmao harry balszak!
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Male 180
$20 for two? And that`s a special offer?
Call me crazy girls, but couldn`t you just stuff your current undies with something? Toilet roll or something?

*is ignorant*

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Male 1,590
Butt weight...there`s more!
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Male 328
i need one. but for my penis.
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Male 1,815
Hey luvsushi, white people still hate big asses on white folks. This just makes them look less flat and gross.
I still hate this product. False advertising is all it`s selling. There`s still some gross droopy butt beneath those pads.
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Female 118
Also- I fuh-reaking hate the term booty. It just sounds gross and makes me think of insecure suburban housewives that are middle aged who are trying to be "hip".
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Female 118
....what? My butt is even rounder than the "after" pics and I think I have a small ass- and I`m a short as crap Asian, too.
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Male 2,076
o.O
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Female 169
im sorry but i love how white ppl hated big bootys 10 years ago and now they want booty pops...smh
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Female 99
It`s not only ridiculous, I`m pretty sure it`ll look like your butt has a bubble on each side.
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Male 13,624
Just imagine the uproar if men had shlong pants and 6 pack vests, Im guessing we dont have those....
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Female 1,589
Why would I WANT my ass to look bigger? O___O
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Male 208
You only get two pairs? So whoever you`re trying to impress with these isn`t going to notice if you`re suddenly flat again after two days?
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Male 131
A booty that don`t stick out is a problem of bad posture!
Maybe start sitting properly? xD
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Male 2,690
Oh I remember seeing this on tv, and it myself and friends laughing our asses off at how much crappier the girls` asses look with it on.
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Male 1,381
GO TO THE GYM.

holy freaking eff, is it REALLY that hard.

I resign.

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Male 13,624
Ok enough of these things, us men have to suffer the fright of padded bras, corsets, hold in thingys, its like buying a car with paper holding the freaking body together, leave it alone now why dont cha??
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Male 145
wow wonder-bras, booty pop, 10 layers of makeup... to get back at how fake you ladies are becoming i`m going to start walking around with a rolled up pair of wool socks in my pants just to see that disappointed look on your face when u realize i am not packing a forearm length member.
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Male 180
False advertisement!!!
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Female 15,763
Come on girls... embrace your white-chick booty.
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Male 970
thats cheating!
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Female 90
I swear I thought this was fake for the first 20 seconds but then-- OmG this is real? Ship me a pair o_O
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Female 3,598
ok, so what happens when you wear these on your date to look good in a sexy dress or something, and the date goes really well, and then he sees you take these off... those are some ugly panties... and it`s kind of like false advertising... i am more concerned with how my booty looks when my clothes are off than when they are on.
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Female 28
@ AppleBlue : you would be surprised...it`s kinda the same as wanting bigger boobs to some people...and I think they have been doing butt implants in the plastic surgery world too...
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Female 252
Ass panties! Ass panties! Assss panties!
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Female 529
These things have been around in one form or another for decades.
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Female 519
Oh dear.. really shows how different things are.. gone are the "Does my butt look big in this" days.. Now we want bigger asses? This is just getting ridiculous now.. I`m so confused..
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Female 444
That`s totally ridiculus!
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Female 136
...sadly....i want one....
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Female 119
is there even a market for this?
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Female 70
Bootie pop? Just think of all those poor decieved guys when they take these fake bootie popped women home. Let us take a moment...
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Male 730
Silliness.
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Male 189
Am I the only one who prefers the natural over the fake?
The foolish things these folks try to sell women is appalling.
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Female 250
Wow. They said booty A LOT.
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Male 71
And by "being the next snuggie" do you mean, the ridiculous part of it?
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Male 1,149
That`s quite deceptive! You can`t fool a guy forever.
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Male 2
It`s false advertising. There`s gonna be a lot of disappointed guys once they get these girls home.
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Male 4,004
Def as retarded as snuggie. And I thought it was a joke when I seen this on TV.
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Female 20
oolala!
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Male 2,551
Link: Booty Pop! [Rate Link] - The next Snuggie?
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