Best Way To Ensure You Stay A Virgin [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Tech

Think of it as the new chastity belt or girl repellent for 2010.
There are 105 comments:
Female 1
Nice. :) This is my blanket. I made it for my husband, so there`s plenty of nerd lovin` going on. ;) I blogged all about it here: http://gegecrochet.blogspot.com/2009/03/... rel="nofollow" style="font-weight: bold; color: " target="_blank" href="http://gegecrochet.blogspot.com/2009/03/mario-party-part-1.html">http://gegecrochet.blogspot.com/2009/03/mario-party-part-1.html
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Male 698
i wish i have that bedspread
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Male 58
The bed spread would look a whole lot better with a naked boy laying on it!!
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Female 147
wow, that`s a cool bed sheet. knitted and everything :)
must`ve taken whoever made it a long, long time.
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Male 423
I`ve always wanted to commit crimes on a video game related bed spread.
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Male 18
i love tetris
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Female 55
idk id love that as m bed spread XD lol
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Female 24
I love the dress, but it wouldn`t look good on me.
I drating love that bed sheet. *wantwantwant!* It`s the greatest bed-related thing I`ve seen...

And I would totally have sex in there. A lot.

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Male 1,351
Doesn`t matter, the bed sheet is too amazing to pass up. Worth it.
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Female 5,222
pffffffffft.. you`d totally get some epic smex with stuff like that
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Male 239
I want that bed sheet! Now!
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Male 1,071
Someone better scan that bed spread over with a black light.

It might need to be burned.

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Female 151
0___0 DO WANT BOTH ITEMS IN PICTURES

.....i`m so old school.

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Male 91
tetris?
i dnt get it...
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Male 4,680
You`d probably have more chance getting laid wearing this, providing you make it clear that it`s "ironic".
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Female 299
*agrees with skinnymocha and omgzelda.*
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Male 614
totally would wear that dress
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Female 70
Would totally wear that dress. And would so have wild sex in that bed. Virgin or not, this screams old school
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Female 1,593
Definitely would wear the dress. And definitely sex in that bed. :>
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Male 3,631
Ha ha ha ha... Cereal, Milk; Kitten, Pussycat;
I just don`t know where to start..
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Male 3,631
Beautifully-phrased! The irony fails to be lost on I-A-B staff, which is definitely something worth noting.

And Kitten? I own that Blanket!

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Male 1,370
i`d fill in her space with my line block...
ifyaknowwuttimean.
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Female 956
I would totally do any nerd that owned that blanket...
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Female 187
bad-ass blanket. i`d do it in that bed.
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Female 778
oh wow, that dress is hideous. hopefully the blanket belongs to a child.
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Male 2,312
That blanket is drating awesome. And the dress is cool too. I used to have little football players running around my room and it was corny as hell. I got mad pussy.
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Female 474
that dress sucks. any girl wearing samus`s zero suit will get laid by any red blooded kid at her school amiright?
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Female 27
What are you talking about!!??!!! that dress is really cool!! im not a geek but tell me, who doesn`t like tetris???
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Female 89
Oh whatever, I`d definately do that guy right ontop of the most amazing blanket right there ha ha.
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Female 627
so much win
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Female 4,447
=O DO WANT!!
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Female 3,598
i want BOTH!!! GIMME!!!
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Female 1,148
That...is the COOLEST...blanket..

I HAVE EVER SEEN.

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Female 365
Hey now video gamers do have sex, heck I married a video gamer and we had sex five nights a week until he started having "sleepovers" at his friends` houses! I guess I didn`t have the right card slot to keep his joystick going ;PPP
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Male 8,300
Wear that dress and count the number of guys who come up with the totally original line "Hey baby, I have a piece to fit that gap" in one hour.
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Female 1,199
Haha that is pretty cool actually. X)

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Male 9,305
I had Mario and Zelda bedsheets. I want that goddamned comforter!
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Female 364
I want both.
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Male 122
this would stop me at all
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Female 118
i love tetris :D
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Male 13
1228.
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Female 15
personally, i think that mario breadspread is great xD. it wouldn`t put me off sleeping with a guy who had it on their bed at all, hehe :P xD.
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Male 48
why cant jocks play vids and geeks play sports sarah?
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Male 7,840
the hottest thing is how many girls here seem to be attracted to the bedspread.
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Female 3,562
"laid by any red-blooded kid at her school"

No, it`ll get her laid by the fat neckbeard that had that bedspread. I doubt jocks even know what tetris is.

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Female 512
Here`s the link to the blog in question: http://gegecrochet.blogspot.com/2009/03/...
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Female 277
The bed spread is awesome and I`m not ashamed to admit that. Mario FTW
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Female 512
That bedspread was actually knitted by a woman as a gift to her husband. I recall reading her blog about it ages ago. It`s kind of cool...in a geeky kind of way...
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Female 290
I love the bedspread too. Want!!
But, uh, yeah, virginz = hawt.~
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Female 3,828
lol i like the bedspread... is that bad?
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Male 112
I would become gay just to sleep with the guy who has that bedspread.
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Actually, I`d probably just shank him for it.
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Male 335
I was sort of a nerdy kid in high school, and I got laid all the time! (in the second half)
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Male 154
ahahaha geeks dont have sex in high school that is such a funny and original observation!
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Female 169
uhm i love the bedspread.
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Male 25,416
That dress is actually so cool!
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Male 3,755
I don`t see how a full-length, loose-fitting dress will get a girl laid.
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Female 2,044
Oh that is so not true. I love that bed spread, I want it for myself D:
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Female 9,603
lol MAlb3d.
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Male 58
fancylady...do you sell stuff on e-Bay? Please tell me you do...that would be AWESOME!
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Female 864
I`d do the guy with that bed too ,my fiance`s house seriously resembles the guys house in 40 yr old virgin but being a big nerd myself I love it .
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Male 316
I WANT THAT BED COVER!
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Female 178
Id do the guy with that bed
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Male 504
To all those interested in the Tetris dress it is hand made so not for sale http://craziestgadgets.com/2009/10/27/te...
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Male 58
I think the dress is hot! I can totally picture the woman wearing it with bangs and a pony tail...kind of a more innocent Bettie Page thing going on, and geeky. Okay...I think I need some alone time.
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Female 1,297
I want that dress
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Male 2,486
Correction on my part, not that exact one, but very similar.
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Male 2,486
Uh.. my girlfriend has that bedspread.

I think I`m even more in love now judging by the comments.

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Female 986
:o I want that bedspread. It`d make my life complete.
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Male 13,630
Sorry but that bedspread is the best ! must have took a age to knit, Im guessing its knitted anyway
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Female 22
Where can I get a dress like that??? I want!
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Male 7,840
no, i dont find that dress attractive at all. but if i walked into a girls room that had that bedspread my clothes wouldnt be on for long.
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Male 336
That is the most awesome thing I have ever seen
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Female 86
Not a fan of the dress, but that bedspread is all kinds of awesome!
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Male 148
damn those are awesome...
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Male 3,369
I`d go with a chick wearing the tetris dress...but I;d be thinking about her friend in the samus outfit
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Male 114
I love Mario and I would have that on my bed too:D
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Female 2,674
Agreed. I want those sheets D:
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Female 587
yeah the sheets wont be a deterrent for me...in fact, it might help his chances...
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Female 291
Umm personally I don`t think women judge on bedspreads. I`d totally hit the guy that sleeps in those sheets cause hes probably smarter and probably has an amazing attitude <3

On top of that, I think geeks are amazingly sexy =D

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Female 1,798
vhreio: I was on birth control before I lost my virginity, because I have PCOS (Poly-cystic Ovaries Syndrome). The birth control helps even out my hormone levels.
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Female 19
I think those sheets are amazing!
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Female 331
That`s awesome! I`d do it on them. ;)
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Male 914
those bed sheets are awesome
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Male 1,093
those bed sheets explain a lot about me.......now i know.
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Male 138
hmmm....tetris.....
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Female 536
I`d do the guy with those sheets. I love Mario.
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Female 3,574
Also, I would totally be impressed by those bedsheets.
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Female 3,574
Some virgins do use birth control pills to keep PMS symptoms at bay.
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Male 506
Last time I checked, the only people using contraceptives were the ones getting laid.
I`m fairly sure virgins don`t need to worry about that.
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Male 1,043
I got those sheets.. and laid :D
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Male 3,425
No, that bed sheet is not awesome, it`s sad. Chances are you *won`t* get laid... It looks knitted... is it knitted? Oh gawd...
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Female 876
Yeah, I`d drop my pants pretty quick for a dude with that bedspread. ;)
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Female 80
If the dress was more of a sundress, that`d actually be pretty cut lol I`d wear it
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Male 504
The bed spread was made by his wife. Come on I-A-B he is getting it all the time. Anti-virgin device. This has a 0% chance of keeping ones virginity. Fail.
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Female 134
That bed sheet was awesome. IDK what you are talking about not getting laid.
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Female 1,963
I would just be massively impressed by that bedspread. But then again, I <3 geeks.
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Female 4
I love the bedspread...the dress is not that bad.definitely not virgin material
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Female 60
the point of saying that about the dress is so that parents WONT buy "little house on the prairie" dresses for their girls...get it?
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Female 833
you really need to do your research, that blanket/bedspread was made by the guy`s WIFE.

http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php...

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Female 28
I like that bed spread actually...I like the dress kinda too...in a way 0.o
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Female 47
there is nothing wrong with the bed. i actually enjoy it... :)
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Male 4
tetris is fun and all, but that dress wouldnt get any girl laid. its like little house on the prarie meets tetris lol.
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Male 286
bedspread... want.
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Female 1,077
can`t...find a way...to make tetris shapes...into sex joke...
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Female 1,780
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