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105 Responses to Best Way To Ensure You Stay A Virgin [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    Link: Best Way To Ensure You Stay A Virgin - Think of it as the new chastity belt or girl repellent for 2010.
  2. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 6:45 am
    can`t...find a way...to make tetris shapes...into sex joke...
  3. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 6:48 am
    bedspread... want.
  4. Profile photo of joryjmnz
    joryjmnz Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 6:52 am
    tetris is fun and all, but that dress wouldnt get any girl laid. its like little house on the prarie meets tetris lol.
  5. Profile photo of GizzieySykes
    GizzieySykes Female 18-29
    47 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 6:53 am
    there is nothing wrong with the bed. i actually enjoy it... :)
  6. Profile photo of jiberty
    jiberty Female 18-29
    28 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:05 am
    I like that bed spread actually...I like the dress kinda too...in a way 0.o
  7. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:11 am
    you really need to do your research, that blanket/bedspread was made by the guy`s WIFE.

    http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php...

  8. Profile photo of XfaTedX
    XfaTedX Female 18-29
    60 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:13 am
    the point of saying that about the dress is so that parents WONT buy "little house on the prairie" dresses for their girls...get it?
  9. Profile photo of AnnaM
    AnnaM Female 18-29
    4 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:13 am
    I love the bedspread...the dress is not that bad.definitely not virgin material
  10. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:20 am
    I would just be massively impressed by that bedspread. But then again, I <3 geeks.
  11. Profile photo of Kshine
    Kshine Female 13-17
    134 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:30 am
    That bed sheet was awesome. IDK what you are talking about not getting laid.
  12. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:35 am
    The bed spread was made by his wife. Come on I-A-B he is getting it all the time. Anti-virgin device. This has a 0% chance of keeping ones virginity. Fail.
  13. Profile photo of danddpony
    danddpony Female 13-17
    80 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:36 am
    If the dress was more of a sundress, that`d actually be pretty cut lol I`d wear it
  14. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:38 am
    Yeah, I`d drop my pants pretty quick for a dude with that bedspread. ;)
  15. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:54 am
    No, that bed sheet is not awesome, it`s sad. Chances are you *won`t* get laid... It looks knitted... is it knitted? Oh gawd...
  16. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:03 am
    I got those sheets.. and laid :D
  17. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:05 am
    Last time I checked, the only people using contraceptives were the ones getting laid.
    I`m fairly sure virgins don`t need to worry about that.
  18. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:22 am
    Some virgins do use birth control pills to keep PMS symptoms at bay.
  19. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Also, I would totally be impressed by those bedsheets.
  20. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:29 am
    I`d do the guy with those sheets. I love Mario.
  21. Profile photo of neosophist
    neosophist Male 18-29
    138 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:37 am
    hmmm....tetris.....
  22. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:39 am
    those bed sheets explain a lot about me.......now i know.
  23. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:42 am
    those bed sheets are awesome
  24. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:44 am
    That`s awesome! I`d do it on them. ;)
  25. Profile photo of maddhatterx5
    maddhatterx5 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:45 am
    I think those sheets are amazing!
  26. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:51 am
    vhreio: I was on birth control before I lost my virginity, because I have PCOS (Poly-cystic Ovaries Syndrome). The birth control helps even out my hormone levels.
  27. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Umm personally I don`t think women judge on bedspreads. I`d totally hit the guy that sleeps in those sheets cause hes probably smarter and probably has an amazing attitude <3

    On top of that, I think geeks are amazingly sexy =D

  28. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:56 am
    yeah the sheets wont be a deterrent for me...in fact, it might help his chances...
  29. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:03 am
    Agreed. I want those sheets D:
  30. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:05 am
    I love Mario and I would have that on my bed too:D
  31. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:07 am
    I`d go with a chick wearing the tetris dress...but I;d be thinking about her friend in the samus outfit
  32. Profile photo of Neyro
    Neyro Male 18-29
    148 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:52 am
    damn those are awesome...
  33. Profile photo of Nif
    Nif Female 18-29
    86 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:05 am
    Not a fan of the dress, but that bedspread is all kinds of awesome!
  34. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:06 am
    That is the most awesome thing I have ever seen
  35. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:27 am
    no, i dont find that dress attractive at all. but if i walked into a girls room that had that bedspread my clothes wouldnt be on for long.
  36. Profile photo of Fafnir956
    Fafnir956 Female 18-29
    22 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Where can I get a dress like that??? I want!
  37. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Sorry but that bedspread is the best ! must have took a age to knit, Im guessing its knitted anyway
  38. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:57 am
    :o I want that bedspread. It`d make my life complete.
  39. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Uh.. my girlfriend has that bedspread.

    I think I`m even more in love now judging by the comments.

  40. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Correction on my part, not that exact one, but very similar.
  41. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 11:12 am
    I want that dress
  42. Profile photo of MAlb3d
    MAlb3d Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 11:18 am
    I think the dress is hot! I can totally picture the woman wearing it with bangs and a pony tail...kind of a more innocent Bettie Page thing going on, and geeky. Okay...I think I need some alone time.
  43. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 11:29 am
    To all those interested in the Tetris dress it is hand made so not for sale http://craziestgadgets.com/2009/10/27/te...
  44. Profile photo of wingz1206
    wingz1206 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 11:34 am
    Id do the guy with that bed
  45. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    I WANT THAT BED COVER!
  46. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    I`d do the guy with that bed too ,my fiance`s house seriously resembles the guys house in 40 yr old virgin but being a big nerd myself I love it .
  47. Profile photo of MAlb3d
    MAlb3d Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    fancylady...do you sell stuff on e-Bay? Please tell me you do...that would be AWESOME!
  48. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    lol MAlb3d.
  49. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Oh that is so not true. I love that bed spread, I want it for myself D:
  50. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    I don`t see how a full-length, loose-fitting dress will get a girl laid.
  51. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    That dress is actually so cool!
  52. Profile photo of WalkinAftr12
    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    uhm i love the bedspread.
  53. Profile photo of Xutar
    Xutar Male 13-17
    154 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    ahahaha geeks dont have sex in high school that is such a funny and original observation!
  54. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    I was sort of a nerdy kid in high school, and I got laid all the time! (in the second half)
  55. Profile photo of mikeacello
    mikeacello Male 18-29
    112 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    I would become gay just to sleep with the guy who has that bedspread.
    ...
    Actually, I`d probably just shank him for it.
  56. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    lol i like the bedspread... is that bad?
  57. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    I love the bedspread too. Want!!
    But, uh, yeah, virginz = hawt.~
  58. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    That bedspread was actually knitted by a woman as a gift to her husband. I recall reading her blog about it ages ago. It`s kind of cool...in a geeky kind of way...
  59. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    The bed spread is awesome and I`m not ashamed to admit that. Mario FTW
  60. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Here`s the link to the blog in question: http://gegecrochet.blogspot.com/2009/03/...
  61. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    "laid by any red-blooded kid at her school"

    No, it`ll get her laid by the fat neckbeard that had that bedspread. I doubt jocks even know what tetris is.

  62. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    the hottest thing is how many girls here seem to be attracted to the bedspread.
  63. Profile photo of Skott
    Skott Male 18-29
    48 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    why cant jocks play vids and geeks play sports sarah?
  64. Profile photo of CobwebVamp
    CobwebVamp Female 18-29
    15 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    personally, i think that mario breadspread is great xD. it wouldn`t put me off sleeping with a guy who had it on their bed at all, hehe :P xD.
  65. Profile photo of Greateroj
    Greateroj Male 70 & Over
    13 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    1228.
  66. Profile photo of Aidieal
    Aidieal Female 18-29
    118 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    i love tetris :D
  67. Profile photo of whelshin
    whelshin Male 18-29
    122 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    this would stop me at all
  68. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    I want both.
  69. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    I had Mario and Zelda bedsheets. I want that goddamned comforter!
  70. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    Haha that is pretty cool actually. X)

  71. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    Wear that dress and count the number of guys who come up with the totally original line "Hey baby, I have a piece to fit that gap" in one hour.
  72. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    Hey now video gamers do have sex, heck I married a video gamer and we had sex five nights a week until he started having "sleepovers" at his friends` houses! I guess I didn`t have the right card slot to keep his joystick going ;PPP
  73. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    That...is the COOLEST...blanket..

    I HAVE EVER SEEN.

  74. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    i want BOTH!!! GIMME!!!
  75. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    =O DO WANT!!
  76. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    so much win
  77. Profile photo of ladycroft218
    ladycroft218 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    Oh whatever, I`d definately do that guy right ontop of the most amazing blanket right there ha ha.
  78. Profile photo of LillyVex
    LillyVex Female 18-29
    27 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    What are you talking about!!??!!! that dress is really cool!! im not a geek but tell me, who doesn`t like tetris???
  79. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    that dress sucks. any girl wearing samus`s zero suit will get laid by any red blooded kid at her school amiright?
  80. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    That blanket is drating awesome. And the dress is cool too. I used to have little football players running around my room and it was corny as hell. I got mad pussy.
  81. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    oh wow, that dress is hideous. hopefully the blanket belongs to a child.
  82. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 12:01 am
    bad-ass blanket. i`d do it in that bed.
  83. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 12:14 am
    I would totally do any nerd that owned that blanket...
  84. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 12:45 am
    i`d fill in her space with my line block...
    ifyaknowwuttimean.
  85. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 1:34 am
    Beautifully-phrased! The irony fails to be lost on I-A-B staff, which is definitely something worth noting.

    And Kitten? I own that Blanket!

  86. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 1:35 am
    Ha ha ha ha... Cereal, Milk; Kitten, Pussycat;
    I just don`t know where to start..
  87. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 2:51 am
    Definitely would wear the dress. And definitely sex in that bed. :>
  88. Profile photo of skinnymocha
    skinnymocha Female 18-29
    70 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 3:58 am
    Would totally wear that dress. And would so have wild sex in that bed. Virgin or not, this screams old school
  89. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 7:43 am
    totally would wear that dress
  90. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 7:51 am
    *agrees with skinnymocha and omgzelda.*
  91. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 8:28 am
    You`d probably have more chance getting laid wearing this, providing you make it clear that it`s "ironic".
  92. Profile photo of diaphram
    diaphram Male 13-17
    91 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    tetris?
    i dnt get it...
  93. Profile photo of ILuvMJ
    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    0___0 DO WANT BOTH ITEMS IN PICTURES

    .....i`m so old school.

  94. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Someone better scan that bed spread over with a black light.

    It might need to be burned.

  95. Profile photo of diegotx
    diegotx Male 18-29
    239 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    I want that bed sheet! Now!
  96. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 6:59 am
    pffffffffft.. you`d totally get some epic smex with stuff like that
  97. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 9:20 am
    Doesn`t matter, the bed sheet is too amazing to pass up. Worth it.
  98. Profile photo of xSchrei
    xSchrei Female 18-29
    24 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 6:53 am
    I love the dress, but it wouldn`t look good on me.
    I drating love that bed sheet. *wantwantwant!* It`s the greatest bed-related thing I`ve seen...

    And I would totally have sex in there. A lot.

  99. Profile photo of doomgir
    doomgir Female 18-29
    56 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    idk id love that as m bed spread XD lol
  100. Profile photo of highpriest
    highpriest Male 18-29
    18 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:59 am
    i love tetris
  101. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    I`ve always wanted to commit crimes on a video game related bed spread.
  102. Profile photo of haunt
    haunt Female 13-17
    147 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    wow, that`s a cool bed sheet. knitted and everything :)
    must`ve taken whoever made it a long, long time.
  103. Profile photo of HitlerRulz
    HitlerRulz Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 11:27 am
    The bed spread would look a whole lot better with a naked boy laying on it!!
  104. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    i wish i have that bedspread
  105. Profile photo of gegecrochet
    gegecrochet Female 18-29
    1 post
    February 22, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Nice. :) This is my blanket. I made it for my husband, so there`s plenty of nerd lovin` going on. ;) I blogged all about it here: http://gegecrochet.blogspot.com/2009/03/... rel="nofollow" style="font-weight: bold; color: " target="_blank" href="http://gegecrochet.blogspot.com/2009/03/mario-party-part-1.html">http://gegecrochet.blogspot.com/2009/03/mario-party-part-1.html

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