Being A Guitarist DOES Get You The Hot Girl [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

If the guitar industry ever needs a spokesman, this kid is it.
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Male 83
he no pimp XD
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Male 43
What a Pimp.
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Female 365
I am thinking that this might be one of those times where a sick kid makes a wish and its granted by an organization for such things. The kid`s hair looks kind of like a wig and the kid looks like he/she might be swollen from something like chemo maybe, just a guess!
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Female 108
A straw in the beer bottle? Really? Is this at a party for 13 year olds?
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Male 976
>>It`s his sister.<<

Or cousin...

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Male 252
I am pretty sure I recognize that guy...
Also pretty sure thats his mom. Shes pretty young.
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Male 25
...or just get her drunk and not be talented at all. works for guys with no game everywhere.
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Male 43
His left hand looks shopped in.
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Female 713
Sheeeees drizunk.
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Male 287
It`s his sister.
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Male 350
>ShaggydogJV
>No self respecting guitarist puts any form of sticker on his instrument.

Not true. For example, here`s one of the most influential guitarists of our time, having a lot of stickers on his guitar.

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Male 350
WTF, I`ve never got around to being with such hot girls! And I look way better then this fatso! And I play the guitar too! And now I`m engaged and it`s too late for me! Why, god, why? :( :(
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Male 36
mmm beer really does do the trick 9 times out of 10
and loving the beer bottle with a straw in it, got to love underage drinking
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Male 703
she looks secretly terrified... hostage
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Male 220
She is clearly drunk.
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Male 30
He`s not a real guitarist.. No self respecting guitarist puts any form of sticker on his instrument.
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Male 15,832
Always worked for me.
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Male 571
the kid is probably her brother or something
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Female 1,048
Rockin` the acoustic dude!! Right on!
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Male 2,690
They`re just posing for a picture...doesn`t mean anything is going on there.
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Male 807
she better be really really really really drating drunk
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Female 3,828
kinda looks like rosie o`Donnel when ``she`` was young.
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Male 256
btw i dont see how everyone here thinks shes so ugly...shes fairly attractive makeup or not
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Male 5,189
Damn everyone else said it already....BEER STRAW LAWLS.
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Male 291
it`s Kyle Gass as a kid!
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Female 2,352
I can`t get over the beer straw. .
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Female 465
She`s probably related to him.
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Male 1,089
beer straw.
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Male 422
Oh My God... Its Butters Stoch all grown up!
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Male 367
I`m sure the beer has nothing to do with it.
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Female 3,598
that being said, who keeps a leather couch outside? seems risky to me.
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Male 612
BEER STRAW!!!
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Female 3,598
I HATE NUMBERS.
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Male 2,148
The caption is lying, because it fails to mention the fact that she is his cousin.
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Male 15,510
And tons, toooooons of beer also
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Female 4
correction. note the alcohol in the back. alcohol + typical semi attractive girl with low self esteem = unlikely males getting the gals.
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Male 2,579
Compared to him, that girl is a freaking play boy bunny... smile on, smug little man, smile on.
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Male 173
lol @ "guitar industry"
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Male 504
She doesn`t appear to be wearing a lot of make-up. And she may not not be a bombshell but she is easily an 8 and that kid is like a 4 so comparing numbers she is hot compared to him thus the caption holds true.
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Male 2,486
She`s cute. Especially for that guy. When I first picked up my guitar 6 years ago I found out that as long as I could play "Wonderwall" by Oasis, girls considered me a grand master at guitar to rival that of Skwisgar Skwigelf.
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Male 1,351
Girl...Hot?
>_>
<_<
fancylad must have messed up the caption or something.
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Female 238
She`s ugly.
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Male 4,745
Yes. Yes it does. ;)
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Male 88
I think shes wearing too much make-up. . .
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Male 88
I think shes wearing too much make-up. . .
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Male 107
wheres the hot girl? i just see a fat kid and a drone.
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Female 1,269
i`m not completely sure thats a dude...
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Female 17
Ooh i`d tap that :3
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Male 928
*Runs through some scales*
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Male 1,793
Way to go....
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Male 1,043
She`s feeding im drunk, so that she can steal his guitar>:D
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Male 730
Yeaaah she`s not hot
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Female 5,222
0.0 hes so pale!! sure he`s not a corpse?
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Male 152
she`s not hot. she has too much make up and icky bleached hair.
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Male 25,417
Smooth player!
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Male 2,422
"Get your money for nothin` and your chicks for free..."
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Female 87
Maybe... he is actually handicapped and needed a drink, so she offered to help and was just caught in a bad pose... I`m probably giving them too much credit. But, this guy looks like he is too young to even be around beer.
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Female 1,077
oh, chad!
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Female 2,672
the guitar is to hide his boner
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Male 2,076
...she`s not hot.
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Male 32
@TheGax

"did i just see a --STRAW-- coming out of that beer bottle? who the HELL drinks beer with a straw??????"

well chad`s hands looks busy

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Male 422
Where`s the hot girl? What a disappointment!
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Male 999
i wouldn`t put my penis in that
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Male 1,266
"did i just see a --STRAW-- coming out of that beer bottle? who the HELL drinks beer with a straw??????"

strawpedos? (no not a play on pedos :P http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph... )

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Male 256
The beer and straw was developed by the femalius longislandus a less intelligent subspecies of females. Because of their proficiency at sucking liquids they applied their tool to beer drinking. This is a common site at college parties, particularly when a frat is present.
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Male 3,842
No, the poster child for musicians getting all the chicks, no matter how ugly they are, is John Popper of Blues Traveler. Look at him. That guy gets laid because he is such a damn good musician.
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Male 334
who the hell drinks beer through a straw?
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Male 390
did i just see a --STRAW-- coming out of that beer bottle? who the HELL drinks beer with a straw??????

the straw turns the beer bottle into a mini beer bong

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Male 81
It`s not the guitar.
It`s the alcohol!!!
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Female 15,763
You gonna be drowning in ladies soon, Panth.
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Female 9,560
That`s why I`m learning how to play guitar. :)
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Male 815
did i just see a --STRAW-- coming out of that beer bottle? who the HELL drinks beer with a straw??????
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Female 427
She`s pretty ugly, actually.
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Male 358
even worse , heineken with a straw
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Female 15,763
Hey... speaking as a girl, guitars ARE sexy. They sure do multiple your sex points. However, 0 multiplied by anything is still 0.
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Female 444
they`re probably cousins
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Male 478
Heineken? somebody grab a gun and just put me down....
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Female 519
That`s hot? Caption should be: Being a Guitarist DOES get you the Plastic looking Barbie doll wearing way too much make-up..
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Male 10,855
kinky.....
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Male 3,619
F***ING!!!!
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Male 86
Holy poo...I think that`s actually my old teacher.
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Male 94
a straw in a Hieniken? somebody grab my gun and just put me down....
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Male 20,829
Link: Being A Guitarist DOES Get You The Hot Girl [Pic] [Rate Link] - If the guitar industry ever needs a spokesman, this kid is it.
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