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Date: 01/18/10 10:34 AM

83 Responses to Being A Guitarist DOES Get You The Hot Girl [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Link: Being A Guitarist DOES Get You The Hot Girl - If the guitar industry ever needs a spokesman, this kid is it.
  2. Profile photo of desslox
    desslox Male 30-39
    94 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:37 am
    a straw in a Hieniken? somebody grab my gun and just put me down....
  3. Profile photo of NoxasRisen
    NoxasRisen Male 13-17
    86 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Holy poo...I think that`s actually my old teacher.
  4. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 10:41 am
    F***ING!!!!
  5. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:45 am
    kinky.....
  6. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:45 am
    That`s hot? Caption should be: Being a Guitarist DOES get you the Plastic looking Barbie doll wearing way too much make-up..
  7. Profile photo of seabass101dg
    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Heineken? somebody grab a gun and just put me down....
  8. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:09 am
    they`re probably cousins
  9. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Hey... speaking as a girl, guitars ARE sexy. They sure do multiple your sex points. However, 0 multiplied by anything is still 0.
  10. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:11 am
    even worse , heineken with a straw
  11. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:12 am
    She`s pretty ugly, actually.
  12. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:14 am
    did i just see a --STRAW-- coming out of that beer bottle? who the HELL drinks beer with a straw??????
  13. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:15 am
    That`s why I`m learning how to play guitar. :)
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:18 am
    You gonna be drowning in ladies soon, Panth.
  15. Profile photo of Astheroid
    Astheroid Male 18-29
    81 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:24 am
    It`s not the guitar.
    It`s the alcohol!!!
  16. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:25 am
    who the hell drinks beer through a straw?
  17. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:25 am
    did i just see a --STRAW-- coming out of that beer bottle? who the HELL drinks beer with a straw??????

    the straw turns the beer bottle into a mini beer bong

  18. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:25 am
    No, the poster child for musicians getting all the chicks, no matter how ugly they are, is John Popper of Blues Traveler. Look at him. That guy gets laid because he is such a damn good musician.
  19. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:26 am
    The beer and straw was developed by the femalius longislandus a less intelligent subspecies of females. Because of their proficiency at sucking liquids they applied their tool to beer drinking. This is a common site at college parties, particularly when a frat is present.
  20. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:31 am
    "did i just see a --STRAW-- coming out of that beer bottle? who the HELL drinks beer with a straw??????"

    strawpedos? (no not a play on pedos :P http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph... )

  21. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:36 am
    i wouldn`t put my penis in that
  22. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Where`s the hot girl? What a disappointment!
  23. Profile photo of datsun
    datsun Male 18-29
    32 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:38 am
    @TheGax

    "did i just see a --STRAW-- coming out of that beer bottle? who the HELL drinks beer with a straw??????"

    well chad`s hands looks busy

  24. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:40 am
    ...she`s not hot.
  25. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:45 am
    the guitar is to hide his boner
  26. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:52 am
    oh, chad!
  27. Profile photo of atomic_sugar
    atomic_sugar Female 18-29
    87 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Maybe... he is actually handicapped and needed a drink, so she offered to help and was just caught in a bad pose... I`m probably giving them too much credit. But, this guy looks like he is too young to even be around beer.
  28. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    "Get your money for nothin` and your chicks for free..."
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Smooth player!
  30. Profile photo of Tominatrix
    Tominatrix Male 13-17
    152 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    she`s not hot. she has too much make up and icky bleached hair.
  31. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    0.0 hes so pale!! sure he`s not a corpse?
  32. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Yeaaah she`s not hot
  33. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    She`s feeding im drunk, so that she can steal his guitar>:D
  34. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Way to go....
  35. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    *Runs through some scales*
  36. Profile photo of Frenchii_x
    Frenchii_x Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Ooh i`d tap that :3
  37. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    i`m not completely sure thats a dude...
  38. Profile photo of indofosho
    indofosho Male 13-17
    107 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    wheres the hot girl? i just see a fat kid and a drone.
  39. Profile photo of deepseadiver
    deepseadiver Male 18-29
    88 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    I think shes wearing too much make-up. . .
  40. Profile photo of deepseadiver
    deepseadiver Male 18-29
    88 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    I think shes wearing too much make-up. . .
  41. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Yes. Yes it does. ;)
  42. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    She`s ugly.
  43. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Girl...Hot?
    >_>
    <_<
    fancylad must have messed up the caption or something.
  44. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    She`s cute. Especially for that guy. When I first picked up my guitar 6 years ago I found out that as long as I could play "Wonderwall" by Oasis, girls considered me a grand master at guitar to rival that of Skwisgar Skwigelf.
  45. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    She doesn`t appear to be wearing a lot of make-up. And she may not not be a bombshell but she is easily an 8 and that kid is like a 4 so comparing numbers she is hot compared to him thus the caption holds true.
  46. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    lol @ "guitar industry"
  47. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Compared to him, that girl is a freaking play boy bunny... smile on, smug little man, smile on.
  48. Profile photo of Dawndock
    Dawndock Female 18-29
    4 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    correction. note the alcohol in the back. alcohol + typical semi attractive girl with low self esteem = unlikely males getting the gals.
  49. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    And tons, toooooons of beer also
  50. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    The caption is lying, because it fails to mention the fact that she is his cousin.
  51. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    I HATE NUMBERS.
  52. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    BEER STRAW!!!
  53. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    that being said, who keeps a leather couch outside? seems risky to me.
  54. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    I`m sure the beer has nothing to do with it.
  55. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    Oh My God... Its Butters Stoch all grown up!
  56. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    beer straw.
  57. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    She`s probably related to him.
  58. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    I can`t get over the beer straw. .
  59. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    it`s Kyle Gass as a kid!
  60. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    btw i dont see how everyone here thinks shes so ugly...shes fairly attractive makeup or not
  61. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    kinda looks like rosie o`Donnel when ``she`` was young.
  62. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    she better be really really really really drating drunk
  63. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    They`re just posing for a picture...doesn`t mean anything is going on there.
  64. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    Rockin` the acoustic dude!! Right on!
  65. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    the kid is probably her brother or something
  66. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    January 18, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    Always worked for me.
  67. Profile photo of ShaggydogJV
    ShaggydogJV Male 18-29
    30 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    He`s not a real guitarist.. No self respecting guitarist puts any form of sticker on his instrument.
  68. Profile photo of 4x4Master
    4x4Master Male 18-29
    220 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 2:03 am
    She is clearly drunk.
  69. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 2:10 am
    she looks secretly terrified... hostage
  70. Profile photo of Bewsa30
    Bewsa30 Male 30-39
    36 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 2:38 am
    mmm beer really does do the trick 9 times out of 10
    and loving the beer bottle with a straw in it, got to love underage drinking
  71. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 2:38 am
    WTF, I`ve never got around to being with such hot girls! And I look way better then this fatso! And I play the guitar too! And now I`m engaged and it`s too late for me! Why, god, why? :( :(
  72. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 2:44 am
    >ShaggydogJV
    >No self respecting guitarist puts any form of sticker on his instrument.

    Not true. For example, here`s one of the most influential guitarists of our time, having a lot of stickers on his guitar.

  73. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 2:58 am
    It`s his sister.
  74. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 3:10 am
    Sheeeees drizunk.
  75. Profile photo of jez83uk
    jez83uk Male 18-29
    43 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 3:31 am
    His left hand looks shopped in.
  76. Profile photo of AFMike
    AFMike Male 18-29
    25 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 4:24 am
    ...or just get her drunk and not be talented at all. works for guys with no game everywhere.
  77. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    I am pretty sure I recognize that guy...
    Also pretty sure thats his mom. Shes pretty young.
  78. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    >>It`s his sister.<<

    Or cousin...

  79. Profile photo of xphile_1002
    xphile_1002 Female 30-39
    108 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    A straw in the beer bottle? Really? Is this at a party for 13 year olds?
  80. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    I am thinking that this might be one of those times where a sick kid makes a wish and its granted by an organization for such things. The kid`s hair looks kind of like a wig and the kid looks like he/she might be swollen from something like chemo maybe, just a guess!
  81. Profile photo of enthrzn
    enthrzn Male 18-29
    43 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 1:04 am
    What a Pimp.
  82. Profile photo of strech2k
    strech2k Male 18-29
    83 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    he no pimp XD

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