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If your vag looks like this banana then you need to see a doctor.
(I`m mature, honest to god I am)
It was also breakfast, so it was a morning sort of barbecue, bacon, fried eggs, you know the deal.
But... they don`t have real eggs at Maccas do they? I thought they were all like a roll of salami with a yellow core that you just sliced off to make an `egg`?
the father probably said something along the lines of "ye got five seconds teh split!"
You can`t have a barbeque without eggs, Philistine! Geez you non-Aussies do things weird ways.
Why would you be eating eggs at a barbecue? I know you Ozzies do things differently down there, like barbecued shrimp, :-/ which is all well and good, but don`t the eggs just go right through the grill? :-?
Regarding the banana, I think he just crawled in there for the night and got caught.
Haha I see what you did there. I guess the yolks on him now.
Once I was at a barbecue, and I am not kidding, we must have cracked 7 or 8 eggs all with double-yolks. Seriously, it was incredible.
Double bananas aren`t that rare, and it happens the same way it does in human twins - the cell, or seed in this case, splits and grows two individuals. The skin constrains them as they grow and voila, a double birth.
at least that`s what I would be saying if I opened this banana
Do they grow bananas in China?