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50 Responses to Asian Karate Guy Makes Opponent His Bitch [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 12, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Link: Asian Karate Guy Makes Opponent His Bitch - `What, you`re gonna cry now?`
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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Come on man I didn`t mean it honest! Stop being a little bitch and fight already!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    "aww, come here. i kiss it, make it better."
  4. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    He actually looks more like he`s apologizing.
  5. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Why can`t you look me in the eyes when we make love?!
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    joe99652 Male 13-17
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    January 12, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Oops...
    XD
    Well you can`t be in karate, or whatever the hell it is that they`re in, and not expect an injury of some sort to ever happen.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    He`s hiding a gun in his pants.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 12, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Wow! look at least hes gonna give him a hug!
  9. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    January 12, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Bad breath attack! *whoosh*
  10. Profile photo of xxlittleme
    xxlittleme Female 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    "He actually looks more like he`s apologizing."

    I agree, he looks sorry he did it.

  11. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    They aren`t wearing any safty gear, so I think they weren`t supposed to hit one another. And no, you don`t want to fight without safty gear in karate, believe me ;)
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    neveryours Female 13-17
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    January 12, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    aw he looks so...apologetic
  13. Profile photo of sbuninja
    sbuninja Female 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    @ Gluggr:

    What are you basing your expertise on? American McDojos?

    This is WKF/NKF Karate (judges, logo, gi (uniforms)). By the looks of it-Shotokan. I fought this for years. It`s not wimpy American style s**t, it`s the real thing. You get KO`d, its because YOU f-ed up.

    In case you didn`t notice, the Asian has a black belt and brown is right before black- same division. You have to wear a mouthguard if you are a minor and/or a lower belt. You don`t want to fight karate without equipment if you`re an amateur or you suck.

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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    looks like he wants a hug
  15. Profile photo of sbuninja
    sbuninja Female 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Oh one more thing:

    My source is years of National level competitor experience and being trained by/with World champion fighters.

    I`ve seen those fights in person and damn are they good. And I`ve fought US Open. Their goal isn`t to HURT their opponent, but it isn`t against rules if it`s not intentional malicious, uncontrolled moves.

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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Well, Sbu, at least they know how to hold back, unlike most of the trainers here =p

    Self-defense lawsuits, reason why suicide was invented.

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    thisismary Female 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    McDojos...it has a nice ring to it. =)
  18. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    sbuninja: No. I`m not a practitioner myself, but know a lot of them (also higher dan grades). Now if you look closely you`ll see that I wrote "think", which in most cases indicates that someone isn`t sure about something. I honestly didn`t know there were fights without protection. My fault, and something learned. Thank you (not sarcastic). I also don`t know about "wimpy American style s**t". I`ve never been there. As to your last point: Even if I`m not a practitioner, I still know how hard they hit and _I_ wouldn`t risk that in a fight. Guess I`m a sissy (and confortable with that).
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    January 12, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    (man on right) You`re so cute! Kiss me!
    (man on left) Eeeew! Boy cooties? No way!
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    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    @ Gluggr:
    What are you basing your expertise on? American McDojos?

    This is WKF/NKF Karate (judges, logo, gi (uniforms)). By the looks of it-Shotokan. I fought this for years. It`s not wimpy American style s**t, it`s the real thing. You get KO`d, its because YOU f-ed up.

    In case you didn`t notice, the Asian has a black belt and brown is right before black- same division. You have to wear a mouthguard if you are a minor and/or a lower belt. You don`t want to fight karate without equipment if you`re an amateur or you suck.

    Oh someone is a Miss Know-it-all...

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    wereallboned Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    sbu im really hoping that your intended tone doesnt reflect how ur post sounded
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    He looks like he`s going to cry too.
  23. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
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    January 12, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    @wereallboned

    i agree

  24. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
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    January 12, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Fight here not same as fight in `hood, Roundeye!
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    damn....
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    squirebag Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    @sbu
    really?
    are you serious? no one cares about your "national level experience." the only thing people care about is your roostery attitude
    you sound like a real a$$hole
    so please enough of your attitude and cut the sh*t grow up and just laugh at the funny picture
    jackass
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    Canine Male 13-17
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    January 12, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    @squirebag

    amen

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    han5nah Female 13-17
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    January 12, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    i think it looks more like he hit him too hard, and trying to apollgize and see how bad it is... like; "DUDE!!! OMG, ARE YOU OKAY?! DUDE, SORRY!"
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    TheSpoon Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    "DUDE!!! OMG, ARE YOU OKAY?! DUDE, SORRY!"

    those would be so much better captions for this picture!!

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    GothicQueen Female 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    lol
  31. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
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    January 12, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    How about "GAH!! NATTO BREATH!!!"
  32. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    his opponent looks a lot like mike tyson.
  33. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    AHHHHH!
  34. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    He is about to finish him with stomach acid!
  35. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    January 12, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    "HUG? YOU WANT HUG?"
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    king20 Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:23 am
    woah what happened to his shirt?
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    webcamwanker Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 5:26 am
    typical black guy, if he aint got a gun or a knife, he cries and acts like a a tart.
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    trp712 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 5:59 am
    Webcamwanker, that`s stupidly racist.

    Since you`ve already been banned four times, (twice for first posting, once for trolling and once for racism), you do not get another chance.

    Consider yourself:

  39. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Looks more like he`s apologising than gloating.
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    your0mom Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    whats "first-posting"? this is the first i`ve heard of it
  41. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    I still vote for "Gah! Natto Breath!", if you`ve ever sniffed Natto (fermented beans popular in Japan), you`d agree with the other guy`s reaction.
    plus - never seen that before trp, too funny
  42. Profile photo of Chinatown411
    Chinatown411 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    I lulz at your gif trp712
  43. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    trp... your gif is AMAZING!
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    SebastianLam Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    your0mom I think "first posting" is the obnoxious act in which the first person to comment on a post says "FIRST!!!!!!1" or something of that essence which is an internet faux pas.
  45. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    look at his epic hands
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    January 14, 2010 at 5:31 am
    lawl trp
    dont mess with the kiwi (H)
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    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    WE NO HAVE EGGROLL
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    javhimura Male 13-17
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    January 15, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    aaaww did that hurt you, im sorry let me mend it <puddle on the next pic>
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    January 20, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    lmao @ Samsonite219
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    HitlerRulz Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Nigga got Chink slapped!

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