Artist`s Rendering Of How God Makes Decisions [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Actually, this illustration clears everything up now.
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Female 3,001
God doesnt control the world, even christians dont think that.
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Male 698
well this look like a weapon of mas distraction or distraction
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Male 1,484
lol, i would love that to be real
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Male 325
lol, helium voice effect
just love the idea of it
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Female 365
Lame-O!
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Female 709
LOL "yes you can eat this"
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Male 999
WOOT jelly age
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Female 33
@ Zerocyde

Raining men :)

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Male 3,255
rofl, this is drating hilarious!

"men" dial and wtf is jelly age?

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Male 1,647

lmao, Helium Voice Effect: Do not use!! roflmao, makes me wonder so much what he did to find that was a bad idea.
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Male 25
and there is the proof...God does give you AIDS, but only if he doesn`t like you.
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Male 660
LOL! Raining clowns?!
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Male 25
lmao it`s raining men...no homo
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Male 150
rofl the "men" dial make me laugh
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Female 1,048
That`s really funny - why doesn`t he use helium voice? Would have made Moses fall off the damn mountain laughin` his ass off!
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Male 326
There`s no snow button. There is a large snowbank on my driveway. This rendition is totally inaccurate XD
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Male 2,579
Way to go!
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Female 523
hahaha!
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Male 2,553
Helium voice... hee hee.
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Female 512
"I don`t see a button "atheist" "

That`s because it`s covered under smite.

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Male 9,306
Jelly Age, that sounds like fun.
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Male 430
Oh no! It looks like he is going for the jelly age!!!
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Female 387
Raining men, haha! This made me smile.
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Male 712
Total Crap...everyone knows God just uses the touch hologram technology they used in Minority Report.
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Male 336
haha on the rain dial, Men
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Female 1,386
Hmm... spreadable type (like for toast) or jell-o type?
This is srs info i need to know!
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Male 3,431
It is a Petroleum Jelly Age!
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Male 423
I don`t see a button "atheist"
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Male 2,440
The Jelly Age is gonna RULE! :D
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Male 2,549
Ahh, so God only controls wet precipitation? Guess that leaves snow for Satan...which would probably explain the purgatory that is Canadian winter quite nicely.
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Male 1,351
I personally would be scared out of my mind if a helium voice came from the heavens. A deep voice is like "Yeah, I`m a biiig man, a big, strong manly man." But a helium voice is like, "I sound like a cartoon, but I can wipe you out and your entire race before you can sneeze, so eat it."
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Female 362
mmmmm jelly!
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Female 315
I hope the jelly age has raspberry preserves. I could use a plague of raspberry preserves.
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Female 169
I knew it!
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Female 162
I seem to find IAB strangely educational. I had no idea about that Jelly rain thing and that`s not the first weird thing I`ve learned from around here.
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Male 4,014
Hehe
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Female 4
Looking forward to the jelly age myself...
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Male 41
Mike, it`s really just you.
I`m only telling you because you won`t believe me, even though it`s true.

Also, helium voice, yasplz.

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Female 9,402
That how I always pictured God as a kid.
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Female 901
hehe, smite XD
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Male 335
The Jelly Age? BRING IT ON!!!
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Male 619
Note that the hand only has 3 fingers and a thumb. The person who drew this must be particularly pious.
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Male 8
Its like we are all n one big truman show
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Male 894
AIDS. lol :-)
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Male 1,220
It`s like Gary Larson except not funny...
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Female 301
piepig-I love that game!!!! its the best!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 3,828
lol "smite"

love it!

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Male 4,793
hey! that picture is more real than the god most of you fools believe in! liek, omg man!!
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Male 716
I want this control panel.

Now.

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Male 1,523
i drew a picture just like this after playing Gods playing field!
but unfortunately it ended up stuffed in my locker along with all my other amazing drawings.
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Male 9
LOL! do not use.
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Male 608
Jelly rain has happend many places one of the most well known cases was oakville washington

JELLY RAIN

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Female 2,352
Oh poo clown rain!
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Male 214
THE JELLY AGE IS COMING!!
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Male 292
IT`S RAINING MEN! I thought that was the greatest thing ever.
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Female 15,763
"jelly rain happen`d in a english town, a few years back, everyong got the flu from it and they tested the jelly blobs and they actually contained human white blood cells. Grosss god."

I wonder where you heard that lovely bit of info.

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Male 217
jelly rain happen`d in a english town, a few years back, everyong got the flu from it and they tested the jelly blobs and they actually contained human white blood cells. Grosss god.

Thou shall smite thee, foreth discounteth at KFC...eth

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Male 2,841
Jelly Age+Helium Voice Effect=Awesomeness
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Male 7,585
youd think there would be more buttons
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Male 25,416
This is s rip off of gary larson! He did it, and did it better!
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Male 772
"That smite button looks a little worn"

So does the deny button xD Loving this pic :D

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Male 45
The Rainin` Men reference made me giggle.
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Male 3,619
...why is it not a child`s hand?
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Male 156
vv Seconded
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Male 2,855
i want a clown rain
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Male 2,690
[email protected] age+jelly age comments
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Male 88
Personally I prefer jam.
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Female 4,039
That smite button looks a little worn
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Male 295
lol so god made the Rainin` Men song....
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Male 15,832
"Looks like he is about to press jelly age! Yum?"

Actually, He already did.

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Male 1,013
Great image! Needs a "Beeach looked back at burning city, turn her to salt" button. In the communication with humans section, he forgot a "talk through burning bush" button. And to be topical, there needs to be a Pat Robertson "smite the hethen Haitians for smiting the christian frenchies"
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Male 3,425
Lol, I love it. I don`t know what the Jelly Age is, but it sounds tasty. I look forward to it, you stay cool God!
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Female 1,112
Jelly age? Can we live in Jelly age?
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Male 4,807
Its funny cause its true.
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Female 351
I love this!
Looks like he is about to press jelly age! Yum?
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Female 5,222
jelly age.. is what happens after your 30s lmao
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Male 1,043
Love for Artists. :D
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Male 169
When`s the Jelly age?
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Male 19,868
Link: Artist`s Rendering Of How God Makes Decisions [Pic [Rate Link] - Actually, this illustration clears everything up now.
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