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Date: 01/19/10 09:34 AM

79 Responses to Artist`s Rendering Of How God Makes Decisions [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:42 am
    When`s the Jelly age?
  2. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:46 am
    jelly age.. is what happens after your 30s lmao
  3. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Love for Artists. :D
  4. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:47 am
    I love this!
    Looks like he is about to press jelly age! Yum?
  5. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Its funny cause its true.
  6. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:51 am
    Jelly age? Can we live in Jelly age?
  7. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Lol, I love it. I don`t know what the Jelly Age is, but it sounds tasty. I look forward to it, you stay cool God!
  8. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:55 am
    Great image! Needs a "Beeach looked back at burning city, turn her to salt" button. In the communication with humans section, he forgot a "talk through burning bush" button. And to be topical, there needs to be a Pat Robertson "smite the hethen Haitians for smiting the christian frenchies"
  9. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 10:10 am
    "Looks like he is about to press jelly age! Yum?"

    Actually, He already did.

  10. Profile photo of tom-brady12
    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 10:31 am
    lol so god made the Rainin` Men song....
  11. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 10:56 am
    That smite button looks a little worn
  12. Profile photo of deepseadiver
    deepseadiver Male 18-29
    88 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Personally I prefer jam.
  13. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 11:20 am
    Lulz@Jelly age+jelly age comments
  14. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 11:36 am
    i want a clown rain
  15. Profile photo of yayforme
    yayforme Male 18-29
    156 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    vv Seconded
  16. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    ...why is it not a child`s hand?
  17. Profile photo of Z3wpk
    Z3wpk Male 13-17
    45 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    The Rainin` Men reference made me giggle.
  18. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    "That smite button looks a little worn"

    So does the deny button xD Loving this pic :D

  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    This is s rip off of gary larson! He did it, and did it better!
  20. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    youd think there would be more buttons
  21. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Jelly Age+Helium Voice Effect=Awesomeness
  22. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    jelly rain happen`d in a english town, a few years back, everyong got the flu from it and they tested the jelly blobs and they actually contained human white blood cells. Grosss god.

    Thou shall smite thee, foreth discounteth at KFC...eth

  23. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    "jelly rain happen`d in a english town, a few years back, everyong got the flu from it and they tested the jelly blobs and they actually contained human white blood cells. Grosss god."

    I wonder where you heard that lovely bit of info.

  24. Profile photo of iplaymusic
    iplaymusic Male 18-29
    292 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    IT`S RAINING MEN! I thought that was the greatest thing ever.
  25. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    THE JELLY AGE IS COMING!!
  26. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Oh poo clown rain!
  27. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    579 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Jelly rain has happend many places one of the most well known cases was oakville washington

    JELLY RAIN

  28. Profile photo of Gajroy
    Gajroy Male 13-17
    9 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    LOL! do not use.
  29. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    i drew a picture just like this after playing Gods playing field!
    but unfortunately it ended up stuffed in my locker along with all my other amazing drawings.
  30. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    I want this control panel.

    Now.

  31. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    hey! that picture is more real than the god most of you fools believe in! liek, omg man!!
  32. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    lol "smite"

    love it!

  33. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    piepig-I love that game!!!! its the best!!!!!!!!!!
  34. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    It`s like Gary Larson except not funny...
  35. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    AIDS. lol :-)
  36. Profile photo of mikelongy
    mikelongy Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    Its like we are all n one big truman show
  37. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Note that the hand only has 3 fingers and a thumb. The person who drew this must be particularly pious.
  38. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    The Jelly Age? BRING IT ON!!!
  39. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    hehe, smite XD
  40. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    That how I always pictured God as a kid.
  41. Profile photo of Anizeb
    Anizeb Male 13-17
    41 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    Mike, it`s really just you.
    I`m only telling you because you won`t believe me, even though it`s true.

    Also, helium voice, yasplz.

  42. Profile photo of HelloNurse
    HelloNurse Female 18-29
    4 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    Looking forward to the jelly age myself...
  43. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Hehe
  44. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    I seem to find IAB strangely educational. I had no idea about that Jelly rain thing and that`s not the first weird thing I`ve learned from around here.
  45. Profile photo of astrogirl
    astrogirl Female 18-29
    169 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    I knew it!
  46. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    I hope the jelly age has raspberry preserves. I could use a plague of raspberry preserves.
  47. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    mmmmm jelly!
  48. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    I personally would be scared out of my mind if a helium voice came from the heavens. A deep voice is like "Yeah, I`m a biiig man, a big, strong manly man." But a helium voice is like, "I sound like a cartoon, but I can wipe you out and your entire race before you can sneeze, so eat it."
  49. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    Ahh, so God only controls wet precipitation? Guess that leaves snow for Satan...which would probably explain the purgatory that is Canadian winter quite nicely.
  50. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    The Jelly Age is gonna RULE! :D
  51. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    I don`t see a button "atheist"
  52. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    It is a Petroleum Jelly Age!
  53. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    Hmm... spreadable type (like for toast) or jell-o type?
    This is srs info i need to know!
  54. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    haha on the rain dial, Men
  55. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    Total Crap...everyone knows God just uses the touch hologram technology they used in Minority Report.
  56. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    Raining men, haha! This made me smile.
  57. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    Oh no! It looks like he is going for the jelly age!!!
  58. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    Jelly Age, that sounds like fun.
  59. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    "I don`t see a button "atheist" "

    That`s because it`s covered under smite.

  60. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    Helium voice... hee hee.
  61. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    hahaha!
  62. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 12:09 am
    Way to go!
  63. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 12:23 am
    There`s no snow button. There is a large snowbank on my driveway. This rendition is totally inaccurate XD
  64. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 1:47 am
    That`s really funny - why doesn`t he use helium voice? Would have made Moses fall off the damn mountain laughin` his ass off!
  65. Profile photo of Inferno00
    Inferno00 Male 13-17
    150 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 2:20 am
    rofl the "men" dial make me laugh
  66. Profile photo of AFMike
    AFMike Male 18-29
    25 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 3:16 am
    lmao it`s raining men...no homo
  67. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 3:26 am
    LOL! Raining clowns?!
  68. Profile photo of AFMike
    AFMike Male 18-29
    25 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 6:49 am
    and there is the proof...God does give you AIDS, but only if he doesn`t like you.
  69. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 7:20 am

    lmao, Helium Voice Effect: Do not use!! roflmao, makes me wonder so much what he did to find that was a bad idea.
  70. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 9:37 am
    rofl, this is drating hilarious!

    "men" dial and wtf is jelly age?

  71. Profile photo of LoveTheGanja
    LoveTheGanja Female 13-17
    33 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    @ Zerocyde

    Raining men :)

  72. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    WOOT jelly age
  73. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    LOL "yes you can eat this"
  74. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    Lame-O!
  75. Profile photo of 1williamsg
    1williamsg Male 18-29
    326 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 12:56 am
    lol, helium voice effect
    just love the idea of it
  76. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 11:01 am
    lol, i would love that to be real
  77. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    well this look like a weapon of mas distraction or distraction
  78. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    God doesnt control the world, even christians dont think that.

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