An Illustrated Guide Of How To Suck At Facebook

Submitted by: madbadblonde 7 years ago in Funny
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck

A pretty accurate list of Facebook losers as I personally am friends with at least one of each of these people.
There are 39 comments:
Male 1,195
My cousins made me join facebook... I quit a few months later, just like myspace... people are stupid.
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Female 4,028
The Rash is so cute!
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Female 3,598
love love love the oatmeal!
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Male 3,255
@a1butcher

Cool story, bro.

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Male 4,807
Funny how a lot of IAB`rs say FB sucks etc... but the other day so many were saying how roulette chat is awesome.
I decided to check out the roulettechat thing and the first page I come across is some needle dick fapping away.
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Male 680
Heh. Being a non-Facebook user I don`t really care about any of this! :D

Also, check out the related post: http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite

I`d last 53 minutes after being bitten by a zombie before I turned myself.

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Male 1,151
I like how at the very bottom you can link it to facebook....and spam it to everyone.
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Male 2,690
Hahah the marketing one...CHAD!
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Female 1,190
haha one of my friends posted this on facebook today :)
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Male 15,832
I never had any desire to "do" Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or any other kind of narcissistic "social networking." I guess what my grandmother told me 50 years ago stuck:

"Fools` names and fools` faces are always seen in public places."

It`s called dignity, folks; get some.

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Male 289
niiiice
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Female 512
Think I might go paste that to Facebook...
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Female 9,475
photos-of-chad.com was defiantly a jab at iab.
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Male 3,296

"I tried facebook once, never went back. "

good call, your a few of the smartones

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Male 394
This site is awesome.
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Male 2,703
I`m the type of friend you want on facebook. I log in once a month (maybe) unless I get an email saying someone messaged me.

I have 50+ friend requests that I just ignore because they`re old people or people I barely knew "hey we were in HS together, even though we didn`t know each other or have any classes".

if they`d redesign facebook to have friends AND acquaintances I`d finally add these people under the latter.

If I get one more ">join my mafia wars gang" from 1 more person 50 or older, I`ll scream

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Female 778
<3 the oatmeal rocks ^_^

i just made a facebook last week, intended for the sole purpose of keeping in touch with family members i only see once a year at christmas. i literally get at least 10 friend requests a day from people i`ve never seen or heard of before, just because they`re friends with someone on my list. or from people i haven`t spoken to in years. or people i`ve never liked/been friends with, and they don`t just want to add me to get their numbers up, they actually want to talk to me. i think i hate facebook.

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Male 1,403
theoatmeal is easily my second favorite site out there (after iab of course)
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Male 2,436
I tried facebook once, never went back.
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Male 2,553
Oatmeal ftw.
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Female 330
damn how did i know farmville was going to be on there!
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Female 1,427
drat facebook.
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Female 37
I hate the passive aggressor. I have a friend on fb that just betches about everyone all day
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Female 356
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 25,416
its so true!
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Female 365
Hahaha IAB that was my laugh of the day so true so true about facebook
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Male 7,611
god, i know at least one of each of these.
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Female 175
i only use fb for keeping in touch with good friends or friends i moved away from. i only have 6.
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Male 12,138
[quote]They got our name wrong. It`s i-am-bored.com, not photos-of-chad.com, but I guess we`re making the transition.[/quote]

Hehe, nice.

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Male 10,440
"Reasons why facebook sucks"
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Male 306
"its like a steamer bag full of vegetables, except it involved penises and vagina`s instead of carrots"...that was HI-larious!!!
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Male 1,598
They got our name wrong. It`s i-am-bored.com, not photos-of-chad.com, but I guess we`re making the transition.
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Female 854
To be honest I really only use my Facebook to keep in touch with family members that I don`t really like to talk on the phone with.
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Male 2,148
Brilliant post.
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Female 423
the oatmeal = <3
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Male 268
I so dropped a friend who was the last poster
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Male 2,893
HEY GUYS!!!! MY CRAP LOOKS LIKE MAMMALS TOO!!!!
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Male 3,842
I love The Oatmeal!
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Female 254
Link: An Illustrated Guide Of How To Suck At Facebook [Rate Link] - A pretty accurate list of Facebook losers as I personally am friends with at least one of each of these people.
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