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Date: 01/29/10 09:33 AM

39 Responses to An Illustrated Guide Of How To Suck At Facebook

  1. Profile photo of madbadblonde
    madbadblonde Female 13-17
    254 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 8:12 am
    Link: An Illustrated Guide Of How To Suck At Facebook - A pretty accurate list of Facebook losers as I personally am friends with at least one of each of these people.
  2. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 9:55 am
    I love The Oatmeal!
  3. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 10:03 am
    HEY GUYS!!!! MY CRAP LOOKS LIKE MAMMALS TOO!!!!
  4. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 10:07 am
    I so dropped a friend who was the last poster
  5. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 10:47 am
    the oatmeal = <3
  6. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Brilliant post.
  7. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 11:43 am
    To be honest I really only use my Facebook to keep in touch with family members that I don`t really like to talk on the phone with.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    They got our name wrong. It`s i-am-bored.com, not photos-of-chad.com, but I guess we`re making the transition.
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    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    "its like a steamer bag full of vegetables, except it involved penises and vagina`s instead of carrots"...that was HI-larious!!!
  10. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    "Reasons why facebook sucks"
  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    They got our name wrong. It`s i-am-bored.com, not photos-of-chad.com, but I guess we`re making the transition.

    Hehe, nice.

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    princess0764 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    i only use fb for keeping in touch with good friends or friends i moved away from. i only have 6.
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    god, i know at least one of each of these.
  14. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Hahaha IAB that was my laugh of the day so true so true about facebook
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    its so true!
  16. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    357 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. Profile photo of mle2009
    mle2009 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    I hate the passive aggressor. I have a friend on fb that just betches about everyone all day
  18. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    drat facebook.
  19. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    damn how did i know farmville was going to be on there!
  20. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Oatmeal ftw.
  21. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    I tried facebook once, never went back.
  22. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    theoatmeal is easily my second favorite site out there (after iab of course)
  23. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    <3 the oatmeal rocks ^_^

    i just made a facebook last week, intended for the sole purpose of keeping in touch with family members i only see once a year at christmas. i literally get at least 10 friend requests a day from people i`ve never seen or heard of before, just because they`re friends with someone on my list. or from people i haven`t spoken to in years. or people i`ve never liked/been friends with, and they don`t just want to add me to get their numbers up, they actually want to talk to me. i think i hate facebook.

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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    I`m the type of friend you want on facebook. I log in once a month (maybe) unless I get an email saying someone messaged me.

    I have 50+ friend requests that I just ignore because they`re old people or people I barely knew "hey we were in HS together, even though we didn`t know each other or have any classes".

    if they`d redesign facebook to have friends AND acquaintances I`d finally add these people under the latter.

    If I get one more ">join my mafia wars gang" from 1 more person 50 or older, I`ll scream

  25. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    This site is awesome.
  26. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    "I tried facebook once, never went back. "

    good call, your a few of the smartones

  27. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    photos-of-chad.com was defiantly a jab at iab.
  28. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    Think I might go paste that to Facebook...
  29. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    niiiice
  30. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    I never had any desire to "do" Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or any other kind of narcissistic "social networking." I guess what my grandmother told me 50 years ago stuck:

    "Fools` names and fools` faces are always seen in public places."

    It`s called dignity, folks; get some.

  31. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    haha one of my friends posted this on facebook today :)
  32. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Hahah the marketing one...CHAD!
  33. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    973 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    I like how at the very bottom you can link it to facebook....and spam it to everyone.
  34. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 1:54 am
    Heh. Being a non-Facebook user I don`t really care about any of this! :D

    Also, check out the related post: http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite

    I`d last 53 minutes after being bitten by a zombie before I turned myself.

  35. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Funny how a lot of IAB`rs say FB sucks etc... but the other day so many were saying how roulette chat is awesome.
    I decided to check out the roulettechat thing and the first page I come across is some needle dick fapping away.
  36. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 9:54 am
    @a1butcher

    Cool story, bro.

  37. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    love love love the oatmeal!
  38. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    The Rash is so cute!
  39. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    My cousins made me join facebook... I quit a few months later, just like myspace... people are stupid.

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