Adventures In Really Bad Tanning [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

A tan this awful took a lot of effort--one just doesn"t get it in one day. One my cultivate it over months.
There are 57 comments:
Female 12
I wish i could tan as great as that.
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Male 66
no that looks like me lol
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Female 13
That`s unbelievable, it looks like this was definitely shopped. But I notice a hint of white on his waistline, either the shopper made a smart move or this is the real deal.
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Female 36
totally shopped.
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Male 703
what is he doin tanning in jeans?
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Male 2,199
time to put on a sweater and lose the pants, to even out that tan...
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Female 5,222
whaaaaaaaaaaat XD
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Female 343
This is better than a friend of mine`s prissy ex-girlfriend, who lived in CO. She was visiting FL so of COURSE she had to look tan. Visit to tanning salon. She was ORANGE. Orange. Epic fail. My husband and I now refer to her as "Old Orange Tan". At least this guy did it natually lol.
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Female 2,672
i know a guy like that lol
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Male 1,557
His feet aren`t tanned, that`s sand.

His legs are white because he probably goes shirtless a lot but doesnt wear shorts much.

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Male 2,552
...now, children, what have you learned?
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Male 2,579
BRAVO! I heard that Michael Jackson had that same thing going on, but reverse of course. That`s why he never wore shorts.
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Male 1,043
Lol even his feet are tanned
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Male 13
tan fail
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Female 12
Yep chick in madest`s pic really does have funky tits.
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Female 4,376
orange skin is NOT sexy...ugh
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Female 83
@madest`s photo
is it just me, or does that girl in the red/orange have funny looking boobs?
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Female 1,048
It looks like 2 different people stuck together!
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Male 999
god i find that disgusting vvvvvvvvvv
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Female 855
madest-
the one on the left looks like an Oompaloompa
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Male 7,378
I dunno. Guy probably has an outside job in some tropical paradise where he`s required to wear pants. Not so weird. These guys are weird:

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Female 204
holy poo wow
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Female 709
Oh my lord!
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Male 894
i almost wanted to scream *SHOPPED!* but then i noticed a little bit of white skin stickin up from the top of his shorts. thats pretty crazy. batmanizzle, dont feel bad, i dont tan too well either. or at least it takes almost all summer
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Male 1,403
way to stretch the page, jackass
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Male 1,351
Poor guy.
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Female 140
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! At least he can tan... I just burn and that peels off to reveal more pasty white skin.
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Male 25,417
Wow! thats insane!
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Male 418
yeah i love it when Dairy Queen dips my ice cream cone in chocolate !!
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Male 177
um...................................................................................................................................................................................................................... wow
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Male 504
At least he is not like the English and the color of a cherry. I see that all the time at the beaches in Florida.
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Male 430
He is 1/2 white
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Male 217
opiebreath:
"Well the bottom half matches me..."

You don`t look like a upside down topdeck chocolate tho xD

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Female 15,763
Well the bottom half matches me...
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Male 15,510
Wow dude, Im glad you could go trough the legs surgery
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Male 1,013
Wow, way up in the top right area... I think I see Waldo! Just right to the guy in the yellow shorts.
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Female 238
there`s a severed head in that bag
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Female 1,112
LtFurpie - looks like either asian food or poop, which is redundant because they`re really synonamous. Just kidding. I love poop.
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Male 3,842
Some people have to wear long pants when they work outdoors in mud and dirt but don`t necessarily have to wear a shirt. This is what happens. I, for one, applaud the working man.
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Male 355
I would have to go with GroupW looks like a construction worker
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Male 48
Again... Guy who works hard to buy your laptop and high speed...on a roof...all day- sorry, I have hard working dad that paid my way through NYU. Just ignore me.
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Male 1,013
Yeah, but what`s in the bag???
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Female 291
>.> Jeeezzz
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Male 7,808
looks like its the first time he has ever worn shorts
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Male 350
short shorts are short. no, really, he should buy longer shorts, these are scary.
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Male 48
Construction worker.
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Male 2
Obiosly, he got ripped off on a tanning bed. Half of it was broken!
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Female 3,828
lol guess he was just like mowing the lawn with his shirt off at high noon all month
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Male 106
Long pants/no shirt up until this picture. Any more brain busters?
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Male 19
Reminds me of some photoshop fail
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Male 2,049
Some kid might have buried only his legs while he was asleep.
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Female 9,557
Oh wow.
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Female 1,283
lolpwnt.
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Male 6,694
Why even put on the shorts?
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Male 132
Maybe hes half Spanish, half Irish.
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Female 62
AHAHAH that really sucks.
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Male 20,822
Link: Adventures In Really Bad Tanning [Pic] [Rate Link] - A tan this awful took a lot of effort--one just doesn`t get it in one day. One my cultivate it over months.
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