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Date: 01/03/10 01:06 PM

57 Responses to A Trekie, A Wiccan & Elvis Walk Into A Church [Pic

  1. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    xD
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    yay, log in works normal now.
  3. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    A nice lesbian wedding
  4. Profile photo of marcos_g45
    marcos_g45 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    A.. But.... He.... NO WORDS FOR THAT!
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Its love at first sight!
  6. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    I noticed, log in IS back to normal.

    Anyway... WTF is with people and these stupid "themed" weddings anymore?

    And WTF is supposed to be the "theme" of this one, ffs?

  7. Profile photo of nick9399
    nick9399 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Trekkie? I would say more like Royal Canadian Mounted Police(Mountie).
  8. Profile photo of Nana_Cute
    Nana_Cute Female 18-29
    5 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    :| no comment
  9. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    My eyes may deceive me but there`s something a bit more off about that Elvis impersonator than most.
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    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    nick9399
    Male, 18-29, Asia
    14 Posts Sunday, January 3, 2010 1:27:45 PM
    Trekkie? I would say more like Royal Canadian Mounted Police(Mountie).


    Nope dude that a trekie. and elvis scare me for some reason

  11. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    and they lived happily ever after.
  12. Profile photo of simonh92
    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Peter Griffin!
  13. Profile photo of your0mom
    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    nick9399, he ain`t no mountie till he grabs his hat
    =D
  14. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    .....vegas? :P
  15. Profile photo of Kshine
    Kshine Female 13-17
    134 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Er what
  16. Profile photo of ummmwow
    ummmwow Female 18-29
    12 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Ah, the red shirt: the symbol that this marriage is fated to die...
  17. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Get me my harpoon! The whale is in a green dress! She can`t hide from Captain Ahab!
  18. Profile photo of BackAssward
    BackAssward Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Anyone else reminded of Mad TV`s skit, lowered expectations.
  19. Profile photo of Nucleartoast
    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
    258 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Pfth, you should see the bridesmaids
  20. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    "Anyone else reminded of Mad TV`s skit, lowered expectations."

    Not only was I reminded, but I sung those words in my head.

  21. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    That doesn`t look like a church at all. Are they in like a nursing home or something?
  22. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    I think the set is like Star Trek set.
  23. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    and we know she`s wiccan because....she`s dressed in all black?
  24. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    And they lived weirdly ever after!
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    > LadyIsis
    > and we know she`s wiccan because....she`s dressed in all black?

    No, because of her face. No-one could be that ugly and NOT be a witch.

  26. Profile photo of MasterPimp
    MasterPimp Male 13-17
    31 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    The things people do in vegas
  27. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    "No, because of her face. No-one could be that ugly and NOT be a witch."

    Beautiful, right there.

  28. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    Well...apparently not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
  29. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    XD
  30. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Not all Wiccans wear gothic clothes... I`m rather fond of sweater vests, myself.
  31. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    Their children are going to look like the Borg.
  32. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    The most awesomest wedding ever.
  33. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    And I thought Vegas weddings were already awkward. . .
  34. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    RAGEMONSTER, that would be so frightening to watch happen, but I think they`d be pretty happy about it.
  35. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    "Their children are going to look like the Borg."

    Am I the only one that thinks this would be horribly awesome?

  36. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    Hylian4hire says: "Not all Wiccans wear gothic clothes... I`m rather fond of sweater vests, myself."
    ------------------------------------------------- judging by your pic, I`d think you`d fill them out rather nicely. :)
  37. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    lolwut?
  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    There`s a movie plot in that description somewhere.

    Witch: I curse you, Kirk! Never again will you rip your shirt off and kiss an alien woman!

    Elvis: Thankyouverymuch, who luvs ya?

    Shatner: I do! I love me!

    (Rips shirt off)

    Wiccan: What is this!? My curse... it didn`t work!

    Shatner: No power in the universe can stop my love for myself, you fool!

    Elvis: I hear ya baby. Uh huh.

    Wiccan: N...o...o...o...o......!!!

  39. Profile photo of ubberboard08
    ubberboard08 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    ah i see they wen`t for a classic nerd wedding.
  40. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    woah this is hella weird.
  41. Profile photo of izziMARIE
    izziMARIE Female 18-29
    67 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    Um wha?
  42. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:27 am
    Damn!! Look at that bitch`s arms!! If she gave him a hand job she could take out a wall!!!
  43. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:39 am
    Hahahahaha! Oh, I get it! Hahahahaha!

    Oh...

  44. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:59 am
    @Hylian4Hire

    Pics or it didn`t happen.

  45. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:49 am
    When you get that big, YOUR NOT A EFFIN HUMAN ANYMORE! You`re a glob
  46. Profile photo of jennybenny73
    jennybenny73 Female 30-39
    4 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 9:14 am
    i`m not sure, but i think elvis has a camel toe!
  47. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 9:31 am
    ....and then they wiped out the buffet
  48. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Are you sure he`s a Treckie? He looks a bit like Santa.
  49. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Are you sure he`s a Treckie? He looks a bit like Santa.

    I was thinking the same thing xD

  50. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    "No, because of her face. No-one could be that ugly and NOT be a witch."

    Well, you haven`t seen some of my fellow witches. They`re really pretty. Witchiness brings out the inter beauty XD

  51. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    Those two were made for eachother. One can only hope they don`t reproduce.
  52. Profile photo of Blades666666
    Blades666666 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    madest: Those two were made for each other. One can only hope they don`t reproduce.

    Thing is, similar to what Ummmwow stated, the marriage will die... My guess? The guy dies first, being a red-shirt and all.

  53. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    He`s a Trekkie. That`s the uniform from the movies.
  54. Profile photo of ZackDark
    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 8:43 am
    Blades666666: If you pay attention, you will notice that his particular red shirt is an officer shirt, not the `will-definetly-die-this-episode` security red shirt. Thus, his `will-die-this-episode` chances are remote, unless the writer decides to use a dramatic `superior-goes-hero-and-saves-all` suicide plot.

    Unfortunetly for mankind, this probably is not the case.

  55. Profile photo of deadpulse
    deadpulse Female 18-29
    61 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    Ha Awesome. I am a Trekie and a Wiccan so that ticks two of my boxes right there but i have a slight fear of elvis impersonaters. I don`t know why but they are creepy.

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