A Trekie, A Wiccan & Elvis Walk Into A Church [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

No, seriously...
There are 57 comments:
Female 61
Ha Awesome. I am a Trekie and a Wiccan so that ticks two of my boxes right there but i have a slight fear of elvis impersonaters. I don`t know why but they are creepy.
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Male 299
Blades666666: If you pay attention, you will notice that his particular red shirt is an officer shirt, not the `will-definetly-die-this-episode` security red shirt. Thus, his `will-die-this-episode` chances are remote, unless the writer decides to use a dramatic `superior-goes-hero-and-saves-all` suicide plot.

Unfortunetly for mankind, this probably is not the case.

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Female 728
He`s a Trekkie. That`s the uniform from the movies.
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Male 27
madest: Those two were made for each other. One can only hope they don`t reproduce.

Thing is, similar to what Ummmwow stated, the marriage will die... My guess? The guy dies first, being a red-shirt and all.

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Male 7,378
Those two were made for eachother. One can only hope they don`t reproduce.
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Female 1,264
"No, because of her face. No-one could be that ugly and NOT be a witch."

Well, you haven`t seen some of my fellow witches. They`re really pretty. Witchiness brings out the inter beauty XD

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Female 237
[quote]Are you sure he`s a Treckie? He looks a bit like Santa. [/quote]

I was thinking the same thing xD

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Female 512
Are you sure he`s a Treckie? He looks a bit like Santa.
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Male 690
....and then they wiped out the buffet
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Female 4
i`m not sure, but i think elvis has a camel toe!
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Male 483
When you get that big, YOUR NOT A EFFIN HUMAN ANYMORE! You`re a glob
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Male 287
@Hylian4Hire

Pics or it didn`t happen.

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Female 4,028
Hahahahaha! Oh, I get it! Hahahahaha!

Oh...

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Female 999
Damn!! Look at that bitch`s arms!! If she gave him a hand job she could take out a wall!!!
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Female 67
Um wha?
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Female 3,828
woah this is hella weird.
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Male 107
ah i see they wen`t for a classic nerd wedding.
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Male 8,300
There`s a movie plot in that description somewhere.

Witch: I curse you, Kirk! Never again will you rip your shirt off and kiss an alien woman!

Elvis: Thankyouverymuch, who luvs ya?

Shatner: I do! I love me!

(Rips shirt off)

Wiccan: What is this!? My curse... it didn`t work!

Shatner: No power in the universe can stop my love for myself, you fool!

Elvis: I hear ya baby. Uh huh.

Wiccan: N...o...o...o...o......!!!

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Female 1,283
lolwut?
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Male 3,369
Hylian4hire says: "Not all Wiccans wear gothic clothes... I`m rather fond of sweater vests, myself."
------------------------------------------------- judging by your pic, I`d think you`d fill them out rather nicely. :)
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Female 15,763
"Their children are going to look like the Borg."

Am I the only one that thinks this would be horribly awesome?

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Male 245
RAGEMONSTER, that would be so frightening to watch happen, but I think they`d be pretty happy about it.
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Female 2,352
And I thought Vegas weddings were already awkward. . .
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Male 2,440
The most awesomest wedding ever.
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Male 422
Their children are going to look like the Borg.
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Female 328
Not all Wiccans wear gothic clothes... I`m rather fond of sweater vests, myself.
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Female 5,222
XD
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Male 326
Well...apparently not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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Male 967
"No, because of her face. No-one could be that ugly and NOT be a witch."

Beautiful, right there.

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Male 31
The things people do in vegas
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Male 8,300
> LadyIsis
> and we know she`s wiccan because....she`s dressed in all black?

No, because of her face. No-one could be that ugly and NOT be a witch.

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Male 5,189
o.o``
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Male 40,772
And they lived weirdly ever after!
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Female 403
and we know she`s wiccan because....she`s dressed in all black?
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Female 713
I think the set is like Star Trek set.
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Female 708
That doesn`t look like a church at all. Are they in like a nursing home or something?
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Female 15,763
"Anyone else reminded of Mad TV`s skit, lowered expectations."

Not only was I reminded, but I sung those words in my head.

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Female 257
Pfth, you should see the bridesmaids
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Male 59
Anyone else reminded of Mad TV`s skit, lowered expectations.
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Male 730
Get me my harpoon! The whale is in a green dress! She can`t hide from Captain Ahab!
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Female 12
Ah, the red shirt: the symbol that this marriage is fated to die...
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Female 134
Er what
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Female 2,672
.....vegas? :P
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Male 373
nick9399, he ain`t no mountie till he grabs his hat
=D
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Male 193
Peter Griffin!
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Male 999
and they lived happily ever after.
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Male 268
nick9399
Male, 18-29, Asia
14 Posts Sunday, January 3, 2010 1:27:45 PM
Trekkie? I would say more like Royal Canadian Mounted Police(Mountie).


Nope dude that a trekie. and elvis scare me for some reason

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Male 2,548
My eyes may deceive me but there`s something a bit more off about that Elvis impersonator than most.
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Female 5
:| no comment
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Male 59
Trekkie? I would say more like Royal Canadian Mounted Police(Mountie).
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Male 3,482
I noticed, log in IS back to normal.

Anyway... WTF is with people and these stupid "themed" weddings anymore?

And WTF is supposed to be the "theme" of this one, ffs?

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Male 25,416
Its love at first sight!
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Male 46
A.. But.... He.... NO WORDS FOR THAT!
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Male 3,310
A nice lesbian wedding
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Male 5,314
yay, log in works normal now.
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Male 275
xD
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Male 20,920
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