A Guide To Japanese Emoticons - NSFWish? [Vid]

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Misc

We"re all familiar with the Western world"s emoticons, but Easterners have an entirely different emoticons language.
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Male 2,056
yeah, i really doubt half of us watched it for the emoticons
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Male 213
I think my heart just exploded from how hot and amaz
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Female 63
ahh she`s so cute =]
and srg-fuery, i`m pretty sure she`s white but lives in japan. she`s got an accent
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Male 1,347
motorboat?
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Male 985
I saw no emotocons...
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Female 83
It was bearable up until the part where she acted out how a cat sleeps.
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Female 23
UUUgh..white people trying to act japanese....it`s ok though, they buy all of our stuff as novelty items :D
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Female 301
<//_-> (o`.*#]O=(^.^Q) were my favorites
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Female 152
Aw!
Shes Adorable.....I just wanna make out with her...


*meowhhh*

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Male 734
How is it that the mere association of Japanese can turn a boring video into a creepy one? There is no possible way to make emoticons an entertaining or interesting subject, and yet she has successfully managed to creep me out. Also, cat ears? Really?
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Female 365
A(^-^ss
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Male 158
Huh, what? breasts and the words with the funny characters... Do they got an emoticon for "SCHWING"?
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Female 305
i wana be on u =^.^=
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Female 1,401
her japanese sounds good.
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Male 76
bewbs!
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Female 1,006
drating weeaboos...
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Male 52
@Joesumo, my thoughts exactly.

This is the accurate emoticon for me at the moment: 8=============D

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Female 751
hehe snowman emoticon >-8-<
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Male 383
the way she is "cutesy" is actually pretty close to how japanese girls following the trend in japan act, so if you like it or hate it on her, its more you like or hate that cultural phenomenon rather than love or hate her
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Male 38
sweet...bewbs.
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Male 1,442

Something tells me that Hannah Minx knows what people see in her... well on her as the case may be: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cf...

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Male 2,703
"+ big boobs
+ know japanese
- pronounces t in often
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= reasonably hot"

wat? why wouldn`t you pronounce the T in often? let me guess, you don`t pronounce the g in strength either, do you?

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Male 384
my thoughts exactly, riotDX. :D (oYo)
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Male 599
( o Y o )
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Male 3,619
the fudge... she is atracting males from both sexual preferences... im just saying... wow...
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Male 199
Holy mammaries batman!
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Male 2,004
i am so subscribing to her channel
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Female 536
Seriously...
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Male 2,552
...oh, I`m sorry, what were you talking about?
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Male 15
Nice emotitons!
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Female 512
"She`s wearing a Leftover Crack shirt, awesome band. =D ...tits too. >.>"

I confess...I actually had to watch it again to see her Tshirt because...well...you know...

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Male 3,369
NotAllowed
Female, 18-29, Asia
257 Posts Friday, January 22, 2010 12:53:11 AM
oh come on! we all know this post has nothing to do with emoticons! it`s all about the boobs here on I-A-B, all about the boobs.

(which are certainly epic on this chick..)
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Turns out thats all her videos are about.

She`s put a video up called Cats n Racks.Which weirdly enough is about her boobs and a cat!

Still..it warmed me up on a cold winter morning!

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Male 350
+ big boobs
+ know japanese
- pronounces t in often
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= reasonably hot
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Female 3,828
LOL @ Vorp! :-)
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Male 695
You certainly put alot of effort in to this comment board for someone who`s not jealous.
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Male 1,452
I haven`t seen a civil war between devoted fans and vitriolic haters caused by a vid since... boxxy
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Female 526
oh come on! we all know this post has nothing to do with emoticons! it`s all about the boobs here on I-A-B, all about the boobs.

(which are certainly epic on this chick..)

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Female 1,386
"she annoys me so much.
i bet her boobs hurt from pushing them up and together so much. that poo wrecks your breast tissue and gives you cancer, u know."

Omagawd JEALOUS... (you know thats what people will assume. Dumb, huh? You are not allowed to be annoyed at annoying chicks on the interwebs, if guys find them hawt. True story.)

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Female 140
She was pretty cute... not too into the cat ears....
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Male 52
It is amazing what a good pushup and padded bra will do plus a low cut shirt. My GF looks alot like her well rack wise on date night. but she doesnt wear a padded bra cause "I dont need them to stick 50 feet out" :|
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Male 299
kinda reminds me of boxxy...
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Male 125

Joesumo
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
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Thursday, January 21, 2010 7:20:58 PM
My sweet Jesus there must be porn of her somewhere....

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL !!!

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Female 535
holy hell.
i`d tap that.
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Male 842
Damn, she was pretty. Can I take her home?
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Male 715
I`m no cat hater, but the road kill cat _______ cracked me up. maybe because it`s late.

G`nite all =-.-= Zzzzz

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Male 253
She`s adorable
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Female 79
She was so cute! I want one of her for my own =^.^=
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Male 321
what a fox!...umm i mean cat? idk
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Male 41
watching the video.... why am i not thinking of emoticons right now? yup! you guess it right...
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Male 774
xxFlintxx:
It`s a list of smilies (Eastern and Japanese)... but that`s as far as I got.

Rest is a blank.

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Male 15,510
Omgosh she is a IAB regular user! Check her!
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Male 36
I`ve watched this vid five times and the only thing I can remember about it is boooobs. If anybody can post a transcript I would be appreciative.
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Male 295
god she was annoying, but had a sweet rack
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Male 54
those cant be real...
or can they..?
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Male 74
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!
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Male 845
lol. i went to youtube to comment on that one. ii said something like "nice tits"
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Male 372
I spy with my little eye, something that is bewbz

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Female 185
Love the left over crack shirt!
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Male 160
I am now a subscriber! <3
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Male 9
My sweet Jesus there must be porn of her somewhere....
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Female 612
(/)_-)
I can see this becoming mainstream in the U.S. someday. Much quicker than typing *facepalm*. Plus it`s cute.
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Female 10
She reminded me of Sarah Brightman in Repo the Genetic Opera. She pretty!
And I didn`t notice the boobs until about halfway through the vid; I enjoy emoticons.
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Female 165
*jiggle jiggle* Onna ga kirei desu nee
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Male 730
Deear lordd! I jizzed in my pants.


PS. that`s mandatory to sing to the tune of Jizz in My Pants by Lonely Island Group

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Male 2,049
What the drat was she talking about?
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Male 894
(.Y.)
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Female 1,264
Ooooooold...I use those since 97....

But I agree, she`s pretty. She has pretty, pretty eyes.

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Male 89
Totemo oishi desu! Made me drop my Viagra!
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Male 97
OMFG TITS!
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Male 2,516
OMG boobs! =^.^= =°.°=
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Female 57
I dont like how far the boobs are up, it makes me think she is trying too hard. like they arent really like that, just taped up. Although i do love boobs. I couldnt get over how hot she was. Hate her voice though, ima watch it agine on mute.
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Female 130
She leans back to touch the poster and I think awful thoughts about her. And by awful I mean delicious.

I agree her boobs make that video tolerable.

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Male 106
I

WANT

HER

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Male 2,579
I`m going to go punch someone in the face now, that`s how hot that girl is.
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Male 3,014
Wow, I`ve never seen so much silicone in one place... er, two places.
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Male 107
wow this chick is weir--OMGBOOBS.
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Male 29
Wait, what was this video about. I was too buisy drooling...
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Female 1,386
Meh... I was using those faces back in FFXI. that was years and years ago...
Old news is old.
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Male 73
Pretty gal + epic boobs = win (Y)
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Female 1,682
Awww, she is such a cutie xD I love her now.
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Female 355
Those aren`t necessarily Japanese. There`s a bunch more that use Japanese characters to make a bunch more faces, motions, and emotions.

Oh, and by the way, BOOBS.

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Male 21
Wow! All I can see is boobs. Boobs are in the place, and that disturb me. ( in a very good way)
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Male 600
wow... THE BOOBIES!!!
other than that she reminds me of boxy for some reason
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Female 3,574
I have bad news for you sweetheart, no one is listening to you lol.
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Male 131
Her eyes are really bright.
Oh, yes. And umm... Boobs.
(Did I get it right?)
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Male 516
Yeah, I have to agree... She is awfully attractive.
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Female 1,515
I`d do her~ ;)

Oh sorry, that`s all I got out of this video...

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Male 332
BEWBS!!!!!!

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Male 224
the main difference is that western emoticons use the mouth to determine expression, and eastern ones use the eyes. :D = ^_^ :( = T_T

their way makes more sense imo

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Female 159
shes a fan of leftover crack :D
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Male 6
She`s wearing a Leftover Crack shirt, awesome band. =D ...tits too. >.>
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Male 26
wow.
nice boobs ^-^
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Female 924
What a waste of time ...
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Male 667
32,000 subscribers so its generally agreed she has a nice rack. Now what was the video about again o.O
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Male 1,442
Oh look a pair of giant levitating chesticles.
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Female 5,222
....
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Male 478
BREASTS
she haz them
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Male 25
she has great tits
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Female 519
She looks so much like my brother`s GF its scary...
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Male 504
I like the nsfwish because her boobs are so nice like two big pillows awaiting to be motorboated.
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Female 176
WOW. She has HUUUUUGE...cat ears.
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Male 504
"I noticed the hair, I noticed the makeup, I noticed the eys, and I noticed te rack... But what really got me was that she can speak coherenly without moving her jaw.

I thought only rich WASPs and certain pimps knew how to do that!

That was on of the comments on the youtube page really funny."

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Male 91
My eyes were fixated on her breasts the whole video.
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Female 134
Well that was pointless...
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Male 667
32,000 subscribers so its generally agreed she has a nice rack. Now what was the video about again o.O
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Male 166
Can we see topless cat?
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Male 160
Simple words can`t explain my feelings.

So I thought this picture with words can!


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Male 122
the asians must really love her
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Male 2,703
@JaLacaob: see her other videos and you can easily decide...

"rack & cats"
"rack & cats 2"

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Female 45
She has rediculously large bewbs... That is all.
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Female 15,763
I would find her attractive if I hadn`t known about 5 girls in high school who acted exactly like that and lacked personality.

No judgement on her, just a personal bias.

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Male 1,647

... I`m impressed by her looks. I`m still trying to figure out why there`s a video on emoticons and why she felt the need to explain it, unless it`s just a ploy to be cute and make cute noises and make a video of herself. In which case, please keep making pointless information videos!
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Female 249
boobies!
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Male 425
Are those twins real?!!
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Male 292
LOL I like how every single one of the comments is about how hot she is xD
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Male 5
Calderis: she has cat ears?
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Male 1,093
I agree with IkeRay. Hot girl is impressive. Hot girl who knows Japanese knees......Please marry me!
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Male 326
Wow, I would find her remarkably attractive if she were to lose the cat ears and never speak...

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Male 516
Too bad her tits are probably full of saggy fat.

Damn...

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Male 761
Wait...what emoticons?
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Male 373
what emoticons? I didnt notice any
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Male 575
hm hm hm!
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Male 496
8==================>~~~~~~~~~
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Female 204
wow shes really hot
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Female 136
hold lord I wanna fudgec her. and those eyes are amaazing. o.O
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Male 2,703
yes, her boobs were impressive, but what was more impressive was it sounded like she actually knew Japanese. how many white girls know japanese?
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Male 14,331
@datsun

8-o ---> (.)(.)

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Male 193
at first i was drawn i by the boobs and her overall attractiveness, then i was interested by the japanese/emoticon part. Good clip
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Male 32
i need an emoticon for staring at boobs

1:53 :)

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Male 970
HOLY poo!
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Male 101
she looked computer generated i thought she was one of those ultra realistic japanese animations mebe anyone?
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Male 190
i enjoy how this is one of the very few videos with a 4* rating
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Female 3
her eyes are almost as big as her boobies...
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Female 961
finally!! (/)_-) the facepalm emoticon. that makes my day. the girl was cute too. makes my day even more!
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Male 1,013
What`s so NSFW-ish. It`s an Elvira wannabe.
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Male 3,369
I dont know who she is or what she`s saying but Maddog likes!
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Male 1,929
My god. That was stunning.
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Male 15
holy tits
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Male 13
I would motorboat the hell out of those.
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Male 421
I hit it.
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Female 96
she is adorable.
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Female 668
=w= is all i need.
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Male 47
Can`t...look...away...

Where were the emoticons? I didn`t see any...

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Male 25,417
Yes those bewbs are still awesome!
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Male 2,591
...yeah, what the rest of you guys said.
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Male 5,314
"there`s only one reason i watched the whole thing
(. Y .)"

niiiice

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Female 4,039
I am calling my cell phone a keitai denwa from now on. BTW, yes, she does have awesome boobs. LOL!
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Male 419
all i see is cleavage. major cleavage.
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Male 79
-_-; (An embarrasing accident happen... Don`t ask...)
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Male 1,284
8===D
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Male 964
I want to point my erection in her direction!
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Male 25,417
WOw, she is hot, but those bewbs! damn!
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Male 645
there`s only one reason i watched the whole thing

(. Y .)

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Male 34
Bulk has achieved bone on
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Male 553
OMFG SHE IS dratING HOT I WANT HER ajlnlfdsvd
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Male 7,817
i had so much trouble focusing on the words, holy hell shes hot.
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Male 107
This b-itch is nasty.
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Male 25
She`s got big jugs... I MEAN her boobs are huge. I MEAN I WANNA SQUEEZE THEM.. I MEAN...
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Male 216
mmm, boobs...
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Male 14,331
:-o I`ve just fallen in love.
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Male 762
It is like hot for words, I really want to pay attention to what they are saying, I... just cant.
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Male 901
i have an emoticon for her....
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Female 150
she`s hot
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Male 762
It is like hot for words, I really want to pay attention to what they are saying, I... just cant.
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Female 236
So that`s why I felt like a perv when watching this the other day at youtube..
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Male 2
I like her emotitcons also.
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Female 876
Holy boobs.
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Male 171
Thanks for the nightmares IAB.
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Male 266
good lord. look at those emoticons (.)(.)
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Male 2,551
Link: A Guide To Japanese Emoticons - NSFWish? [Vid] [Rate Link] - We`re all familiar with the Western world`s emoticons, but Easterners have an entirely different emoticons language.
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