ZombieHarmony: For The Loney Hearted Dead

Submitted by: cobrakiller 7 years ago Funny
http://mingle2.com/zombieharmony/free-dating-sites

For the zombie looking for more than just brains.
There are 20 comments:
Male 1,598
wow... nerdy and weird
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Male 949
Great find.
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Female 30
this made me happy ^_^ yay zombies
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Female 427
I never understood the whole part of zombies hundreds of years old being able to rise and fully function. For example, any zombie fans out there see "Burial Ground?" Zombies just start randomly rising out of the ground that are hundreds of years old, become smart and lure their victims into precarious situations.

How the hell did the rise in the first place?

And furthermore, the little boy looked like Edgar Allan Poe and had a incestuous fascination with his mother`s breasts <.<

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Female 140
This made my day
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Male 1,371
Made me lol
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Female 30
"So, zombies like brains. Thats like... first lesson of zombies, right? I gotta ask...How the hell do they manage to crack someones head open with decaying fingers and rotten teeth? I`ve never understood that part."


they don`t limit themselves lol. they aren`t too picky. but hey, if all else fails, they can eat through the neck and get to the brain through the bottom as opposed to breaking off fingers trying to get through the skull lol

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Female 1,386
So, zombies like brains. Thats like... first lesson of zombies, right? I gotta ask...How the hell do they manage to crack someones head open with decaying fingers and rotten teeth? I`ve never understood that part.
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Male 390
awesome ad!!
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Male 25,416
BRAINS ! BRAINS ! BRAINS ! BRAINS !
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Female 472
@Elle1987:
That`t not too much free time, that is clever advertising.
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Female 1,190
awww thats so cute! :)
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Male 25,416
Wow i guess you know if she tastes quite right! shes a keeper!
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Male 1,220
Awwwww man, it`s just a giant add. Not a bad one though.
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Female 519
Some people really have way too much free time...
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Male 2,422
I don`t know if it was the ravenous sparkle in her eyes or the way her bottom jaw fell off when she smiled, but I knew it was love at first sight. Thank you ZombieHarmony!
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Female 331
I don`t understand why it`s for zombies only. I mean that problem can be solved rather easily, can it not?
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Male 562
I think i have found the `One`
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Female 49
"The first time I gazed into Nancy`s vacant, reddish brown eyes - I just KNEW she was the one for me."
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Male 7,585
Link: ZombieHarmony: For The Loney Hearted Dead [Rate Link] - For the zombie looking for more than just brains.
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