You`ll Only See This In America [Pic] + FIXED +

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

Try to pick out every ugly American stereotype in this photo--there are more than you think.
There are 159 comments:
Female 682
GO. AMERICA.
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Male 68
ON A STICK!
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Female 372
On a stick, non the less.
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Female 646
"Scotland invented battered Mars bars.

Stop trying to be classy America :("

Lol, no one even likes mars bars Adamam.

Stop trying to be important, Scotland.

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Male 1,485
actualy chocolate and bacon is a great mix
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Male 527
Whoever invented chocolate covered bacon on a STICK must be nominated for the Nobel Prize. Now, if only it came with a beer...
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Female 20
ewwwwwww
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Male 111
Scotland invented battered Mars bars.

Stop trying to be classy America :(

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Female 22
tinara.
please try to tell me wtf is wrong with Texas?!?!?
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Female 42
Like what, Tinara?
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Male 703
chocolate covered bacon on a stick... hell yeah
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Male 19
If the USA disposed of Texas, I`m sure many of their problems would be solved.
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Male 895
wings LOL
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Female 1,006
Where is the obese woman in the Rascal!?
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Female 17
This is the texas state fair.
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Female 1,604
eww
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Male 55
I would LIVE at that place! Wow.

Also - black and white checkers in the window signifying racial equality? Is that an American stereotype? Or just for show?

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Female 208
The car hood kennel is one.
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Male 3,631
Nice Tacos4Breakfast! A good standby for that 1st 22 of the night. BTW, sure you wouldn`t want to change your name to Beer4Breakfast at some point? lol
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Male 15,510
"And we are refered to the police of the world by the 3rd world countries..."

Yeah, change "police" for "Jesters"

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Female 198
I love the south. :) Bless their heart.
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Male 76
sker, id deep-fry the water
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Male 620
Suicism:

Lost coast brews ftw,
downtown brown, at this moment.

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Male 332
so much going on here...bacon, chocolate, on a stick, monster trucks...
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Male 177
And we are refered to the police of the world by the 3rd world countries...
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Female 236
I`m glad im an american. We`re so cool, you people are just jealous.
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Female 1,283
Why not deep-fry the sucker too?
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Male 3,631
testtickle: I`m with you man, but check these out (if you can find them):
Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale, Imperial Stout, IPA, Ruination (if you dare), Old Crustacean;
Rogue Dead Guy Ale, Imperial Stout;
Tap Room no. 21 Ale and Pale;
Anything by North Coast (esp. Old Rasputin), Avery, most Lost Cost brews, and Bear Republic. That should give you a place to start. Where I`m standing, even the ones you mentioned taste like Macro these days.. and yes, sometimes ignorant people hate on the very thing they`re trying to uphold by comparison.
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Male 719
"i was expecting some fat dude eating something that will make him fatter"

The fat guy is implied.

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Male 2,893
AMERICAAA.. F**K YEAHH!!!!!!
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Female 107
Actually... it`s advertising water. if it really wanted to be American, that`d have to be ice cold beer, thank you very much.
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Male 25,416
Thats how you advertise!
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Female 961
omg on a stick?!?....i am not surprised. i was expecting some fat dude eating something that will make him fatter, but this also works
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Male 562
"On a stick" Well that changed my mind.
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Female 1,395
it`s this? : http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3060/2818...

That is an abomination.

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Female 1,545
The only thing that`s missing from this portrait of the American dream is an eagle clutching a crucifix.

I applaud my fellow Americans in having a sense of humor about this pic!!

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Female 536
It`s alright, I`ve tried it. Not on a stick, it was just a chocolate bar with bacon bits in it. Veeeeeeeery salty.
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Male 39
Hello everyone been a long time reader of IAB and never felt the urge to post anything till now. Out of all the religious and other offensive posts I`ve read it took someone hating on American beer for me to post. I think most people are talking about Budweiser when they think of American beer which is very watery however Budweiser is now owned by a European company (or soon will be) a true American lager is Yuengling, or even Sam Adams Seasonal`s. If you haven`t tried them give them a go, you wont be disappointed and it may give you a different take on American beer.
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Male 46
i live down the street from this poo never been there though
are theremore than one
cuz if not its in des moines
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Male 4,807
GOOD ONE DAVYMID.... LMAoff "sex on a beach beer"
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Male 1,598
The simple fact that they assume people would want two chocolate-covered bacons instead of just one is saying something.
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Male 57
"The scots are more unhealthy than the Americans in most aspects"

So being a Scottish American I`m pretty much screwed eh?

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Female 133
The water part is weird. Perhaps in true American fashion some 19-year-old bough beer with a fake ID and they got their liquor license taken away.... Or something....

It sounds absolutely disgusting to me, but then again I`m the only American I know who can`t stand Hamburger Helper, McDonald`s, or Adam Sandler.

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Male 12,138
[quote]No, ice cold water is American. It`s referring to most American lagers, because they`re much closer to water than beer.[/quote]

True dat. Personally, I refer to American beers as "Sex on a beach beer". Cause it`s f*cking near water.

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Male 1,437
As a Canadian, I wonder if it could be chocolate covered MAPLE-smoked bacon.
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Male 3,425
No, ice cold water is American. It`s referring to most American lagers, because they`re much closer to water than beer.
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Male 4,807
Ice cold WATER??? I guess ice cold beer is just not red-neck enough
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Male 4,867
wait...chocolate AND bacon!
ON A STICK!!!
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Female 1,401
that actually sounds really really good
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Male 419
ive heard chocolate cover bacon is really good... and no im not a fat american so there take that stereotype!
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Male 107
Sunday, December 6, 2009 4:01:41 AM
...chocolate covered bacon? Um. Why?

why not?

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Male 2,552
ON A SHTICK!!!
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Female 38
America - the land of dreams. USA Summer road trip `10 cannot wait!!
mmmmm chocolate. MMMMMM BACON. hold the water.
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Female 7
it`s better than chocolate covered possum
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Male 2,159
That is in fact the most American picture I`ve ever seen. But why would you want chocolate-coveted bacon? They`re nice apart, but together?
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Male 950
bacon goes with everything
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Female 535
...chocolate covered bacon? Um. Why?
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Male 1,043
bacon on a stick?
yum:)
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Male 964
@Joshyboy989:

*Sausages wrapped in Chocolate bacon on a stick = win.

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Male 1,093
WTF!? NO TWINKIES!?
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Male 169
Sausages wrapped in bacon = win.
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Male 2,486
Disgusting, I much prefer bacon covered chocolate.
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Male 171
The scots are more unhealthy than the Americans in most aspects
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Female 4,028
It`s like I Spy, except sad.
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Male 17,511
I`d have to try them first.
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Female 1
deep fried milky way = win :D
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Female 582
Retch.
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Female 267
Magoo, deep fried mars bars is a scottish thing.
they`re actually quite good.
but deep fried toffee crisp is well better
xx
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Female 123
What about deep-fried Mars bars? Are they an American invention?
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It`s a Scottish Invention ;D
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Female 864
I think the main point is that chocolate covered bacon is so delicious that it is put into multiple state fairs, including Iowa`s and Minnesota`s. And Wisconsin`s, too. And the other states in the Midwest.

those wouldn`t happen to be the all the fattest states would they ?

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Male 660
What about deep-fried Mars bars? Are they an American invention?
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Female 1,386
I just can`t imagine chocolate bacon tasting good.
also
@ SilentFray`s link: Thanks for that. Seriously, fun stuff. I love checking out local flavor websites (Mom n pop Cafe menus in particular. Such a guilty pleasure.) and that was pretty interesting pittsburgy stuff to a west-coaster such as myself. Beats out the mainstream boring meme copypasta links anyday.:)
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Male 1,370
America`s motto:

"Why do something when you can OVER do something?"

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Male 549
you all are over-analyzing the poo out of this picture.

ice cold water is a figure of speech.. DUH

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Male 12,138
Yep, got the strip reference, Fray. I was just having a lol at how people often say to me: "You`re from Ireland? Kewl! Do you know Mary and Mick from Killarney?"

To which I always reply: "In a country of six million people? Why, yes, yes I do! Turns out Mary has a dick and was called Mark before her operation, and Mick still has a dick, so no change there. What about that chocolate store on the strip in Pittsburgh though?".

Travel, kids. It broadens the mind.

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Female 678
Lol @davy.

No. no. strip as in strip mall-ish. http://www.neighborsinthestrip.com/

If your ever there check it out.

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Male 617
nothin but SUVs in the parking lot...america, why dost thou?
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Female 678
Bacon Ice Cream

Yup, somebody did it. I want to try it sometime.

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Male 720
rofl davymid
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Male 12,138
[quote]I had chocolate bacon candy bar. It was pretty good, it was this really good chocolate bar with bits of bacon in it. I got it at that gourmet chocolate store on the strip in pittsburgh.[/quote]

Oh yeah, that one.

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Male 7,933
""Ice cold water? Wouldn`t it just be ice?"

in chemistry i remember you could take water to 100 degrees and it would not steam until a more then normal amount of energy was put in to raise it a degree. im pretty sure the same rule goes for ice"

If you are in a solid state, a rise in heat results in a rise in temperature. Once you get to zero degrees, an increase in heat goes towards breaking intermolecular forces. So it could have 0 degrees temp and still be water

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Female 193
I had chocolate bacon candy bar. It was pretty good, it was this really good chocolate bar with bits of bacon in it. I got it at that gourmet chocolate store on the strip in pittsburgh.
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Male 2,796
everything is good on a stick... even babies
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Male 3,755
TEXAS WON!!!!
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Male 210
Had the chocolate covered bacon @ the fair over the summer. was looking forward to it. It was not good.
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Male 212
"Ice cold water? Wouldn`t it just be ice?"

in chemistry i remember you could take water to 100 degrees and it would not steam until a more then normal amount of energy was put in to raise it a degree. im pretty sure the same rule goes for ice

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Female 285
ON A STICK! WOOT!
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Male 9,305
Deep fried and stuck on a stick. That`s called "Americanizing" your food. X_x
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Male 266
mmm chocolate covered beaver
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Male 670
[quote]Keltarohusky, and .. whoever challenged "ice cold water", you can have both ice and water at 0ËšC. There`s a rather large amount of energy invested in solidifying water.[/quote]

I don`t think they`d spend the money it takes to keep the bottles at exactly 0 degrees. Maybe they`d just put some salt in it to keep it liquid or put some ice into it so it would be cold but have ice in it. Like, ICE IN COLD WATER, but without the IN.

I had the opportunity to eat one of these. But I didn`t. Instead, I took the chance to eat Bacon Ranch Fries because I`d never eaten them before.

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Female 275
at the l.a. county fair there were chocolate covered booths, chocolate covered burgers, fries, bacon, noodles, chicken, etc
grosss
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Male 39
Keltarohusky, and .. whoever challenged "ice cold water", you can have both ice and water at 0ËšC. There`s a rather large amount of energy invested in solidifying water.
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Female 9,572
"I would know, as i LIVE IN IOWA!
HIGH FIVE! IOWA RULES."

Triple Five, Woohoo!

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Female 9,572
They where selling them outside the main gate of the Iowa State Fair this past year.
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Female 678
....with liberty and justice for all.

God Bless the U.S.

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Male 131
"Ice cold water? Wouldn`t it just be ice?"
It`s an expression...
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Male 7,830
i kind of wish it had stayed broken
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Female 836
quentinb - My hat is off to you, sir! You actually ate this mythical bacon!
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Male 4,014
God Bless America
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Female 160
I`ve heard of fried Twinkies, but I think chocolate covered bacon is going too far. Ick.
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Male 17
Whooo, yeah! Glad to see Iowa finally represented on here!
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Male 1,793
We are called Iowanians not Iowegian
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Male 670
[quote]"Iowegian"?? Wow, that makes me hate them even more now. >:([/quote]

Why? Plus, it`s Iowan. Iowegian sounds like an Native American tribe. And I think those were called Iowans, too.

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Male 976
"Iowegian"?? Wow, that makes me hate them even more now. >:(
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Male 1,931
Ice cold water? Wouldn`t it just be ice?
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Male 266
Hell ya I would get some of that. DQ should bring back the treatza pizza.
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Male 516
i wasn`t so sure i wanted one until i saw that it was on a stick. then i had to have one!
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Male 670
[quote]but hey, if I lived there, I`d want something to be proud of too.[/quote]

Hey, we grow a lot of food. And soy.

I think the main point is that chocolate covered bacon is so delicious that it is put into multiple state fairs, including Iowa`s and Minnesota`s. And Wisconsin`s, too. And the other states in the Midwest.

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Female 519
Chocolate-covered bacon is as good idea as fried butter.
Thank you Wisconsin state fair.
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Female 1,578
ew.... i dont see how thats good
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Male 670
[quote]I would know, as i LIVE IN IOWA![/quote]

HIGH FIVE! IOWA RULES.

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Male 191
@ mee2:
Bull. don`t get too defensive. I`ll let you go, as this is the first time I`ve heard an Iowegian be self-centered, but hey, if I lived there, I`d want something to be proud of too.

I think it was Famous Dave`s shack at the MN state fair. I also had deep fried bacon, not at the same location, and to be honest, it just wasn`t as good.

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Female 179
x_x
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Male 191
"its called the minnesota state fair"
-no kiddin, I actually had it this year there. first time going. to be honest, the chocolate covered bacon was pretty good, I`d get it again for sure. Wasn`t too sweet or salty, pretty well balanced. Don`t judge me til you try it :)
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Male 310
haha. americans are weird
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Male 614
I`m hungry now
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Male 20
at retrogamer: It`s called the IOWA STATE FAIR. I would know, as i LIVE IN IOWA! Iowa is the only state so far to put chocolate covered bacon ON A STICK! plus, i live by this, it`s a resturant.
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Female 19
Mm bacon.
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Female 2,289
I CAN see it because it`s been FIXED. Damn, people complain too much.
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Female 18
It`s funny how only people from America can see. How truly American.
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Male 72
its called the minnesota state fair
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Male 1,196
it can`t even be seen on the internet.
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Male 65
wow!!!!
its so amazining
its too bad i CANT SEE IT
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Male 970
maybe that explains why i CAN`T see it!
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Male 1,399
Damn those ugly Americans and their BROKEN LINKS!

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Female 1,395
I see a gray square with a little white box with a red cross in it.
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Female 54
broked?
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Male 964
mmmm Ice cold Water!
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Male 10,855
uuggghhhhhh!!!
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Male 10,440
clue #1> American flag.
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Female 9,572
Fail.
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Male 16
LOL i found out the picture, its not that great but here it is, if i can post it
javascript:image()
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-...
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Male 2
Male 2,344
F-f-f-FAIL.
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Male 91
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-...

rightcklick --> grafic address blabla next time :)

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Male 4,867
you have no idea how much i was looking forward to this pic....but its broken :/
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Male 95
good call Ani187
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Male 4,807
WahHaHaHa, I do see 1 stereotype.... Americans are BROKE !!
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Male 373
grey is america? very clever indeed!
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Female 342
Not only is the pic not showing, but the title is wrong as well... "would can only"? Maybe next time, IAB.
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Male 94
broken
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Male 404
Fail
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Male 813
Linking is hard to do.
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Female 4,447
D= It`s broke! Wait...is that the joke? It`s broke like America? Oh you witty bastard you.
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Male 358
not working for me
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Male 1,406
Hm... I think there`s some irony here.
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Male 367
FIST!!!!I MEAN, FIRST!!!!!1
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Male 367
Yeah, only 404`s are in that movie.
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Male 3,431
Broke Back JPEG?
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Male 391
fix it fancy... NOW!!!!
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Female 236
aww link broken? or is it just me?
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Male 3,755
Is our pictures never working a stereotype?.
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Female 204
Hrm....not working for me...
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Male 72
broken pic
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Male 37
lol broken picture fail.
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Male 975
are there no ugly american stereotypes? cause this doesnt work
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Female 130
I can`t see it :(
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Male 221
Broken...
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Male 20,899
Link: You`ll Only See This In America [Pic] + FIXED + [Rate Link] - Try to pick out every ugly American stereotype in this photo--there are more than you think.
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