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Date: 12/03/09 09:02 AM

56 Responses to When Advertising the Debut of Your New Shop [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:05 am
    Link: When Advertising the Debut of Your New Shop - ...make sure you word the public announcements very carefully.
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    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Haircutting and understanding. That is it in one why I would not go there. I don`t give a poo who you think is going to win the x-factor or whether you understand what my boyfriend does for a job. Concentrate on cutting my hair!
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    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:22 am
    sounds like nic davis is missing prison life.
  4. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:23 am
    Why in godsname would you ever write something like that? It`s too farfetched for a typo, and if there is a subliminal message i have yet to discover it.
  5. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:23 am
    No thanks, not into nasal.
  6. Profile photo of mlr1021
    mlr1021 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:23 am
    omg. I laughed so hard.

  7. Profile photo of Devok07
    Devok07 Male 18-29
    95 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:24 am
    hah
    small laugh from that
  8. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:28 am
    *facepalm* wow, lol.
  9. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:28 am
    I`m so there.
  10. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:28 am
    as you wish...........fapfapfap
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:29 am
    hm, how do people not realize what they write?
  12. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:32 am
    "come in my soft opening". :D very nice.
  13. Profile photo of yayforme
    yayforme Male 18-29
    156 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:42 am
    If you go to the webpage it says "Welcome to my soft opening"...
  14. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:43 am
    Really? Nobody? Okay...

    TWSS.

    There, it has been said.
    It can not be undone.

  15. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:47 am
    IT`S A TRAP!
  16. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:54 am
    hm, how do people not realize what they write?

    It`s in London, England. I`m pretty sure they realised damn well what they were writing....

  17. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:56 am
    I`ll be honest. I don`t know what it`s really supposed to mean. Enlighten me, please.
  18. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 10:05 am
    "If you go to the webpage it says "Welcome to my soft opening"..."

    sad, but true.

  19. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 10:13 am
    hm, how do people not realize what they write?
    It`s in London, England. I`m pretty sure they realised damn well what they were writing....

    Thus getting international recognition. Genius

  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Still wrong!
  21. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 10:45 am
    It`s a male hairdresser who advertises "understanding" in addition to hair care, so he is probably queer as a 3 dollar bill, hence, the double entendre was probably intentional.
  22. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 10:58 am
    i had to think about it for a bit, now that i get it that definitely should have been reworded
  23. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 11:17 am
    [email protected] :)
  24. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Soft Opening?...wait, I just thought of something bad.
  25. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 11:55 am
    Nic could be a female name though. It could be short for Nichole or Nicky
  26. Profile photo of Borrrred
    Borrrred Female 18-29
    38 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    AHAHAHH LOVE THIS
  27. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    "Soft Opening?...wait, I just thought of something bad. "

    Erm? Bad? It sounds pretty good to me....

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    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    you guys are forgetting the "come" part..as in nvm
  29. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    either way there will be lots of customers!
  30. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Soft opening sounds comfortable
  31. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    They got a fortune`s worth of advertising for pennies. I think they checked their sign very carefully.
  32. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    I`m surprised no-one here has made any comment about this hairdresser selling a cut and blow. Hair cut and blow job - special discount for the combination.

    Ooops, I meant blow *dry*. That`s what they sell at hairdressers. Obviously.

  33. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    They charge up to £250 for a "cut and finish".

    For £250, I`d want an exceptionally good...finish.

  34. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    Hey, whatever brings in the money...
  35. Profile photo of JokeroX42
    JokeroX42 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    damn angilion post enough?
  36. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    damn angilion post enough?

    Only another 4000 posts and I`ll have made as many as some other posters.

  37. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Like me for example, Angilion?
  38. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    Or... ME? hahahaaa. I need a new hobby...
  39. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    This was no mistake.
  40. Profile photo of Lonley_girl
    Lonley_girl Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    i agree angillion pisses me off. what a tithead
  41. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    Tithead? Hmm, I`m imagining some things that probably weren`t intended
  42. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    lol awesome
  43. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    i agree angillion pisses me off. what a tithead

    You managed to get one of the full stops in the right place. Well done! Carry on at this rate and you`ll be coherent in a couple of years.

    Are you sure that you want to argue with me? Your language skills don`t seem to be up to the job. If we trade insults, it won`t be an equal trade.

  44. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    haha. I think the juvenile bashing that is going on in the comment section is funnier than the picture, which is really sad.
  45. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 12:19 am
    "You know, you just stick it in her and pee"
  46. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 12:21 am
    im down
  47. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:03 am
    lawl
  48. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    ...wow...that`s bad lol.
  49. Profile photo of doomyman
    doomyman Male 18-29
    98 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    ha I could not stop laughing at that.
  50. Profile photo of durdikkimeng
    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    748 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Hairdressers............
  51. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    that has to be the most erotic salon evar.
  52. Profile photo of movie
    movie Male 13-17
    204 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    there vagina?
  53. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 4:16 am
    No man`s land in that salon!
  54. Profile photo of Nancy13
    Nancy13 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    Ummm....Wow..This was evidently NOT on purpose...Check out this persons CRAZY website
  55. Profile photo of Nancy13
    Nancy13 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    http://www.simplicityremastered.com/
  56. Profile photo of otto3663
    otto3663 Male 40-49
    29 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    no need to say please

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