Welcome To The Most Tolerant Church Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Admit it, you wouldn"t welcome that group of people like Nelson United Methodist does.
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Female 150
Oh and by the way, It`s psychopathic records. If you wanna bash a group, at least get the name right.
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Female 150
"Yeah, and just finger drating kids isn`t the same as going all the way. Who am I to judge?"

Wow, going a little extreme aren`t we, couldbejesus?

They don`t say, "Go and do what we sing about." If they did, I`m pretty sure they would have been shut down or thrown in jail a long time ago.

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Male 3
"As far as obnoxious fans, I`ve never actually dealt with a fan so I don`t know how bad they can be, but there are psychotic fans for everything, just as there are always rational ones."

The name of the record label they hail to is `Psychotic Records.` They`re ALL drating psychos. The last one I had to deal with liked to continuously remind everyone how much of a FREAK he was. He also almost cried from watching a Juggalo DVD.

"And even if you think they`re trashy/stupid/insane... it could be worse."

Yeah, and just finger drating kids isn`t the same as going all the way. Who am I to judge?

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Male 172
lol
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Male 1,629
why would you welcome back juggalos? they are christian haha
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Female 523
Honestly I have no clue why people hate Juggalos. I mean, the lyrics to ICP`s music seem a little... off to me, but if they like it then that`s fine by me.

As far as obnoxious fans, I`ve never actually dealt with a fan so I don`t know how bad they can be, but there are psychotic fans for everything, just as there are always rational ones.

And even if you think they`re trashy/stupid/insane... it could be worse.

They could be furry fetishists.
God forbid.

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Female 1,380
randirae...just because we listen to a certain kind of music doesn`t mean we`re "angry"
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Female 3,828
lol awesome.
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Male 130
fail
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Female 1
To be honest, most "Juggalos" or "Jugalettes" can`t be categorized by their academic intelligence.
However, they ARE idiots for listening to the Insane Clown Posse.
If you`re angry, at least have the dignity to listen to sensible angry music.
But, I`ve said enough.

"I keep heads on shelves everywhere in my cellar I even own the melon of a dead fortune-teller

The rotten ones I keep up in fat pickle jars and the new ones we lay on the lawn and look at stars

Its illegal i know but so is smokin weed and who the drat gives a drat when you have a need"

They speak for themselves...
(Oh, I bet they`ve been in AP too)
;]

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Female 1,380
raab...apparently people do care if they`re trying to insult us just because we have a different musical taste....
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Female 150
Why do people think that they can represent a whole site? Just say Have a nice day and end it...
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Male 3,756
Raab and Juggalette,

No one cares. ICP sucks.

Thanks,

IAB

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Female 5,222
"see even god loves those crazy clowns" lmaoXD
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Male 58
I refuse to believe that all of us Juggalos are as ignorant as everyone seems to believe we are. Obviously those who believe we are all inbred morons are very misled. I have a very well established educational career and plan to attend MassArt in the fall. I attend Advanced Placement Classes, and have since my sophomore year. ICP happens to be one of my favorite bands, not only because of what they stand for, but because of the people I have met. They accept me as family, even if I don`t do drugs or party with them all the time. We hold the same values, and even if some other Juggalos can`t articulate it as well as I would say I have.
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Male 17
the church has "meth" in the name no wonder they are heaving a yard sale.
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Male 276
I am sue many people do not understand what is meant by the term Juggalo/Juggalette. In actualize it is no clear term, like goth does not apply only to those who wear black and have grim outlooks. This si the problem with everyoen and the subcultures....you like to classify us one individual trait instead of looking at the whole person. Hell all life is like that...preps, stoners, punks, gothes, emo, sence kid, candy kids, pharms, jocks, nerds, geeks....hell a thousand more titles just to describe people but oddly enough most fo these people can find something in common with someone form another group just because people are not single characteristic but have multiple dynamics.
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Female 1,380
@ zero

ICP actually isn`t even my favorite band...

So, you`re claiming that because of the music I listen to, I`m stupid and can`t dress myself. I really don`t understand how enjoying a type of music makes one unable to dress themselves but whatever. ICP does not `dress me` I barley ever wear hatchetgear and I dress in quite normal attire. I an a functioning member of society. ICP doesn`t "think" for me. I enjoy their music, yes. I consider other Juggalos family, because well, they`re the ones who are there for me when I need em. Kinda just like a huge support system. We`re just a bunch of people brought together by something we all have in common.

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Male 3,255
Anyone who thinks this is simply about musical preference needs to pull their heads out of their asses.

JUGGALETTEx0, what is your internet handle? The name you go by? Oh yea... ICP is sure is `just your favorite band` alright.

Being a Juggalo is different than being a fan of ICP. If you`re a fan of ICP then you`re just a person with pooty, childish taste. Being a Juggalo means that you are so drating stupid that you can`t even dress yourself. And when mom stopped doing it for you, you started letting ICP do it. And it`s not just about dressing yourself, its about thinking for yourself too. Some people easily transition from childhood to adulthood, easily taking on the responsibilities of shaping themselves into the adult they want to be. Others cant, and eventually let some musical scene or social club do it for them.

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Female 1,148
"No. Juggalos are garbage. It doesn`t matter how drating `nice` you claim to be, you still are a fan of a band that sings poo like this...

Read a few of these lyrics.

ICP is trash, fans of ICP are trash. Joining a drating social club instead of being yourself is trash. That social club consisting of wearing clow make-up is double trash.

Being a `juggalo` simply means you are lining the pockets of a group of degenerates because they`ve convinced you that shaping your life and self around a social club of clown makeup wearing retards instead of thinking for yourself somehow isn`t fitting in."

^^ that made my day.

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Male 2,229
How does `Nelson` become `Western`?
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Female 1,380
wtf....the filter won`t allow the use of the word punk? it turns it into dumb? thats going a littttttle too far i-a-b...
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Male 12,138
Experiment in Comedy: Let`s see what the IAB swear filter does to some ICP lyrics...

"drat you, drat me, drat us
drat Tom drat Mary drat Gus
drat Darius , drat the west coast
And drat everybody on the east
EAT poo AND DIE, or drat off at least
drat pre-schoolers, drat rulers,
Kings and queens and gold jewelers
drat wine coolers
drat chickens, drat ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks Dumb motha drats
drat critics, drat your review
Even if you like me, drat YOU!
drat your mom, drat your mom`s mamma
drat the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama
drat the rain forest, drat up Forrest Gump
He probably liked it in the rump, drat a shoe pump
drat the real deal, and drat all the fakes
drat all 52 states, oooh
And drat you"

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Male 1,505
"just because thats what they sing about doesn`t mean that Juggalos think it`s cool to go around murdering and committing violent acts"

Grats on saying the stupidest thing ever issued by a human. ever. no, really...ever.

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Male 176
Oh bless, even juggalos have a place to worship too..
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Male 181
No one else noticed this? Really? It`s Nelson United Methodist Church. Not Western. Just saying.
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Female 3,574
Currently my church`s board thing says "O Come all ye faithful... all ye not-so-faithful are welcome too."
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Female 1,380
@ lemon

Nope...just because thats what they sing about doesn`t mean that Juggalos think it`s cool to go around murdering and committing violent acts...Aren`t you the person who thinks that it`s the fault of the music or video games or movies when someone does something they see or hear on em? because that`s what you`re sounding like. People who aren`t Juggalos are responsibile for committing crimes and murdering as well. If someone kills someone it`s not because "the music told me to" it`s because of something deeper inside of them. We don`t go around killing people because that`s what they sing about.

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Male 15,510
There is still a long way to go til finally IAB readers are accepted there
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Male 38
o.0 My advise to some would be to get the Cards, listen to them and find out what the Dark Carnival is about before being an non-nice individual. Intolerant flakes are the reason I can`t wear my black trench without some mall cop following me everywhere. Moral: know what the hell you`re talking about before being critical.
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Female 62
"Aren`t Juggalos people who think it`s cool to go around murdering and commiting violent acts? There was something on the news about crimes that Juggalo`s have recently committed and it was so horribly gruesome. The worst was one about these teenagers breaking into a familiy`s house and killing them all infront of eachother."

Erm... This statement is as unfair as racial stereotyping. Juggalo=ICP fan. That`s about it. If SOME juggalos did stupid poo, it`s not fair to say that they exhibit traits of them all..

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Female 523
hahaha!
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Female 1,441
Aren`t Juggalos people who think it`s cool to go around murdering and commiting violent acts? There was something on the news about crimes that Juggalo`s have recently committed and it was so horribly gruesome. The worst was one about these teenagers breaking into a familiy`s house and killing them all infront of eachother.
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Female 1,190
lolololololololololol
correct opie :)
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Female 15,763
"@pandabear21
STFU....

Thank you,

IAB"

You do not speak for all of IAB and I can certainly tell you that you do not speak for me.

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Female 150
Right back at you Twist. :D
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Male 608
@pandabear21

STFU....

Thank you,

IAB

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Female 150
Anyone dissing Juggalos/Juggalettes, get a life. To each their own. And stop preaching about joining social clubs or following groups. Everyone does it, so don`t judge what you don`t know.
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Male 10,440
I don`t think so...
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Female 1,380
@zero...

so....if someone likes a different type of music than you...they`re trash? Every drating Juggalo is different. Most don`t go around everywhere they go covered in facepaint, that would just be stupid the majority only do it for shows or parties where mostly Juggalos are attending. We all have our seperate personalities.


Lining the pockets of degenerates? If I like music, yes I am going to pay to purchase their albums and go to their shows. If you have ever been to a concert, you have lined those artists` pockets as well.

And, once again, we do not wear clown makeup everywhere we go.

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Female 15,763
Blah blah my music is better than yours blah blah blah your opinion is false, mine is correct, blah blah...

Correct comment summary?

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Male 608
@Juggalettex0,

And the Hell`s Angels have a few "nice" guys,that may or may not be criminals, ::Eyeroll:: WHATEVER....

JuggaLOSERS..

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Male 268
Well First off ANYTHING to do with the Insane rooster Puffers is not even remotely funny or fun as person who had to put up with DOuche Bag 1 And DOuche Bag 2 as a daily event I have to say that even a blind Squirrel finds them boring, And you people who Love there music Come to Detroit and listen to the underground stuff being done, and you will hear them get dissed at least twenty times a song AND no E did not start that fight they did way back in the day when they were underground and ripping peoples poo off
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Male 3,255
@JUGGALETTEx0

No. Juggalos are garbage. It doesn`t matter how drating `nice` you claim to be, you still are a fan of a band that sings poo like this...

Read a few of these lyrics.

ICP is trash, fans of ICP are trash. Joining a drating social club instead of being yourself is trash. That social club consisting of wearing clow make-up is double trash.

Being a `juggalo` simply means you are lining the pockets of a group of degenerates because they`ve convinced you that shaping your life and self around a social club of clown makeup wearing retards instead of thinking for yourself somehow isn`t fitting in.

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Female 1,380
There is a HUGE difference between an ICP "fan" and a Juggalo
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Female 1,380
Juggalos aren`t "fans"
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Male 181
Juggalos are fans of Insane Clown Posse, thanks google
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Male 10,855
juggalos?
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Female 1,380
ginny....just because a few non-nice individuals make you feel a certain way about Juggalos, it doesn`t mean we`re all the same. I know we may have a bad reputation because some people claim to be Juggalos but are just douches but a lot of us are really good people.
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Female 12
WOO WOO
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Male 999
dont tehy mean jiggalos?
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Female 1,677
Twilight killed itself with its crappiness. The fans are just stupid to begin with to drink up the stupidity of the writing. But they didn`t do anything to the series itself, since it was bad to begin with.
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Female 9,475
meh.
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Female 129
I don`t care for ICP`s music much, but the fans push me over the edge. It`s very similar to my feelings about Twilight. The fans just kill it.

This church seems amusing.

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Female 1,677
Ah nevermind, Google is my friend.
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Female 1,677
What`s a juggalo? Is this supposed to be funny because it`s close to gigolo? "Juggalos" is probably a family`s last name or something.

Boo. I bet there are more tolerant churches.

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Male 510
idk gordot, BPB was actually pretty good, different, but still better than the tempsest crap
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Female 778
wow keith2, that was a good one. can i use that? >_<
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Female 117
whoop whoop!
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Female 778
i like icp`s music, but i can`t stand most of their fans. pity any fools who happen to live near that church.
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Male 203
I remember when NO ONE knew what a damn juggalo was. Bc I was one. Blah blah I`ve heard it all... "you never stop being one" "born with a hatchet" eh... ICP fell off after the Joker`s Cards.
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Female 3,598
that church is probably in the same town where they hold the annual "Gathering of the Juggalos"
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Male 18
gorgack2000 You do know that is a joke right. It is in the title, Juffalo.

Also Juggalos are already saved. We are saved from all the disillusionment that most of the world suffers. We see the world for what it really is.

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Female 26
True, true..
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Female 511
hey, if ANYONE needs to be saved it`s juggalos.
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Female 9
juggalos need to hear the good word too lmao
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Male 25,416
CRAZY PEOPLE
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Male 1,195
Whoop whoop!
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Male 2,592
this is why we hate gorgack2000: because we hate gorgack2000
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Male 2,700
Ahhh but u must LISTEN to the music to understand why this sign applies...While not religeous myself...Definatly a Juggalo. ICP actually attempts to spread the word by hiding it in the "Wicked poo"....Ever since riddlebox they hidden little inuendos about Jesus and God in their songs and albums...
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Male 730
And yard sales whipplefunk.
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Male 4,680
This is why I hate juggalos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A83TC27Lr...
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Male 1,151
juggalos need love too
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Male 20,110
Link: Welcome To The Most Tolerant Church Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - Admit it, you wouldn`t welcome that group of people like Nelson United Methodist does.
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