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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 11:51 am
    Link: Welcome To The Most Tolerant Church Ever - Admit it, you wouldn`t welcome that group of people like Nelson United Methodist does.
  2. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    973 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    juggalos need love too
  3. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    This is why I hate juggalos:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A83TC27Lr...
  4. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    And yard sales whipplefunk.
  5. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Ahhh but u must LISTEN to the music to understand why this sign applies...While not religeous myself...Definatly a Juggalo. ICP actually attempts to spread the word by hiding it in the "Wicked poo"....Ever since riddlebox they hidden little inuendos about Jesus and God in their songs and albums...
  6. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    this is why we hate gorgack2000: because we hate gorgack2000
  7. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    Whoop whoop!
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    CRAZY PEOPLE
  9. Profile photo of hot5000stuff
    hot5000stuff Female 18-29
    9 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    juggalos need to hear the good word too lmao
  10. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    hey, if ANYONE needs to be saved it`s juggalos.
  11. Profile photo of MindFreaker
    MindFreaker Female 13-17
    26 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    True, true..
  12. Profile photo of juggalotus
    juggalotus Male 18-29
    18 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    gorgack2000 You do know that is a joke right. It is in the title, Juffalo.

    Also Juggalos are already saved. We are saved from all the disillusionment that most of the world suffers. We see the world for what it really is.

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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    that church is probably in the same town where they hold the annual "Gathering of the Juggalos"
  14. Profile photo of Gorodetsky
    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    I remember when NO ONE knew what a damn juggalo was. Bc I was one. Blah blah I`ve heard it all... "you never stop being one" "born with a hatchet" eh... ICP fell off after the Joker`s Cards.
  15. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    i like icp`s music, but i can`t stand most of their fans. pity any fools who happen to live near that church.
  16. Profile photo of Frydae
    Frydae Female 18-29
    117 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    whoop whoop!
  17. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    wow keith2, that was a good one. can i use that? >_<
  18. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    idk gordot, BPB was actually pretty good, different, but still better than the tempsest crap
  19. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    What`s a juggalo? Is this supposed to be funny because it`s close to gigolo? "Juggalos" is probably a family`s last name or something.

    Boo. I bet there are more tolerant churches.

  20. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Ah nevermind, Google is my friend.
  21. Profile photo of GinnyRenee
    GinnyRenee Female 18-29
    129 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    I don`t care for ICP`s music much, but the fans push me over the edge. It`s very similar to my feelings about Twilight. The fans just kill it.

    This church seems amusing.

  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    meh.
  23. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Twilight killed itself with its crappiness. The fans are just stupid to begin with to drink up the stupidity of the writing. But they didn`t do anything to the series itself, since it was bad to begin with.
  24. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    dont tehy mean jiggalos?
  25. Profile photo of ManDMagenta
    ManDMagenta Female 18-29
    12 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    WOO WOO
  26. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    ginny....just because a few non-nice individuals make you feel a certain way about Juggalos, it doesn`t mean we`re all the same. I know we may have a bad reputation because some people claim to be Juggalos but are just douches but a lot of us are really good people.
  27. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    juggalos?
  28. Profile photo of The_tru_bob
    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
    181 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    Juggalos are fans of Insane Clown Posse, thanks google
  29. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Juggalos aren`t "fans"
  30. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    There is a HUGE difference between an ICP "fan" and a Juggalo
  31. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    @JUGGALETTEx0

    No. Juggalos are garbage. It doesn`t matter how drating `nice` you claim to be, you still are a fan of a band that sings poo like this...

    Read a few of these lyrics.

    ICP is trash, fans of ICP are trash. Joining a drating social club instead of being yourself is trash. That social club consisting of wearing clow make-up is double trash.

    Being a `juggalo` simply means you are lining the pockets of a group of degenerates because they`ve convinced you that shaping your life and self around a social club of clown makeup wearing retards instead of thinking for yourself somehow isn`t fitting in.

  32. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Well First off ANYTHING to do with the Insane rooster Puffers is not even remotely funny or fun as person who had to put up with DOuche Bag 1 And DOuche Bag 2 as a daily event I have to say that even a blind Squirrel finds them boring, And you people who Love there music Come to Detroit and listen to the underground stuff being done, and you will hear them get dissed at least twenty times a song AND no E did not start that fight they did way back in the day when they were underground and ripping peoples poo off
  33. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    @Juggalettex0,

    And the Hell`s Angels have a few "nice" guys,that may or may not be criminals, ::Eyeroll:: WHATEVER....

    JuggaLOSERS..

  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    Blah blah my music is better than yours blah blah blah your opinion is false, mine is correct, blah blah...

    Correct comment summary?

  35. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    @zero...

    so....if someone likes a different type of music than you...they`re trash? Every drating Juggalo is different. Most don`t go around everywhere they go covered in facepaint, that would just be stupid the majority only do it for shows or parties where mostly Juggalos are attending. We all have our seperate personalities.


    Lining the pockets of degenerates? If I like music, yes I am going to pay to purchase their albums and go to their shows. If you have ever been to a concert, you have lined those artists` pockets as well.

    And, once again, we do not wear clown makeup everywhere we go.

  36. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    I don`t think so...
  37. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    Anyone dissing Juggalos/Juggalettes, get a life. To each their own. And stop preaching about joining social clubs or following groups. Everyone does it, so don`t judge what you don`t know.
  38. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    @pandabear21

    STFU....

    Thank you,

    IAB

  39. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    Right back at you Twist. :D
  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    "@pandabear21
    STFU....

    Thank you,

    IAB"

    You do not speak for all of IAB and I can certainly tell you that you do not speak for me.

  41. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    lolololololololololol
    correct opie :)
  42. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    Aren`t Juggalos people who think it`s cool to go around murdering and commiting violent acts? There was something on the news about crimes that Juggalo`s have recently committed and it was so horribly gruesome. The worst was one about these teenagers breaking into a familiy`s house and killing them all infront of eachother.
  43. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    hahaha!
  44. Profile photo of DarkMonkey
    DarkMonkey Female 18-29
    62 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    "Aren`t Juggalos people who think it`s cool to go around murdering and commiting violent acts? There was something on the news about crimes that Juggalo`s have recently committed and it was so horribly gruesome. The worst was one about these teenagers breaking into a familiy`s house and killing them all infront of eachother."

    Erm... This statement is as unfair as racial stereotyping. Juggalo=ICP fan. That`s about it. If SOME juggalos did stupid poo, it`s not fair to say that they exhibit traits of them all..

  45. Profile photo of JaymesB
    JaymesB Male 30-39
    38 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    o.0 My advise to some would be to get the Cards, listen to them and find out what the Dark Carnival is about before being an non-nice individual. Intolerant flakes are the reason I can`t wear my black trench without some mall cop following me everywhere. Moral: know what the hell you`re talking about before being critical.
  46. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    There is still a long way to go til finally IAB readers are accepted there
  47. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    @ lemon

    Nope...just because thats what they sing about doesn`t mean that Juggalos think it`s cool to go around murdering and committing violent acts...Aren`t you the person who thinks that it`s the fault of the music or video games or movies when someone does something they see or hear on em? because that`s what you`re sounding like. People who aren`t Juggalos are responsibile for committing crimes and murdering as well. If someone kills someone it`s not because "the music told me to" it`s because of something deeper inside of them. We don`t go around killing people because that`s what they sing about.

  48. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    Currently my church`s board thing says "O Come all ye faithful... all ye not-so-faithful are welcome too."
  49. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    182 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    No one else noticed this? Really? It`s Nelson United Methodist Church. Not Western. Just saying.
  50. Profile photo of banjolegs
    banjolegs Male 30-39
    176 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Oh bless, even juggalos have a place to worship too..
  51. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:46 am
    "just because thats what they sing about doesn`t mean that Juggalos think it`s cool to go around murdering and committing violent acts"

    Grats on saying the stupidest thing ever issued by a human. ever. no, really...ever.

  52. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:12 am
    Experiment in Comedy: Let`s see what the IAB swear filter does to some ICP lyrics...

    "drat you, drat me, drat us
    drat Tom drat Mary drat Gus
    drat Darius , drat the west coast
    And drat everybody on the east
    EAT poo AND DIE, or drat off at least
    drat pre-schoolers, drat rulers,
    Kings and queens and gold jewelers
    drat wine coolers
    drat chickens, drat ducks
    Everybody in your crew sucks Dumb motha drats
    drat critics, drat your review
    Even if you like me, drat YOU!
    drat your mom, drat your mom`s mamma
    drat the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama
    drat the rain forest, drat up Forrest Gump
    He probably liked it in the rump, drat a shoe pump
    drat the real deal, and drat all the fakes
    drat all 52 states, oooh
    And drat you"

  53. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:34 am
    wtf....the filter won`t allow the use of the word punk? it turns it into dumb? thats going a littttttle too far i-a-b...
  54. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 5:11 am
    How does `Nelson` become `Western`?
  55. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 10:07 am
    "No. Juggalos are garbage. It doesn`t matter how drating `nice` you claim to be, you still are a fan of a band that sings poo like this...

    Read a few of these lyrics.

    ICP is trash, fans of ICP are trash. Joining a drating social club instead of being yourself is trash. That social club consisting of wearing clow make-up is double trash.

    Being a `juggalo` simply means you are lining the pockets of a group of degenerates because they`ve convinced you that shaping your life and self around a social club of clown makeup wearing retards instead of thinking for yourself somehow isn`t fitting in."

    ^^ that made my day.

  56. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 10:38 am
    Anyone who thinks this is simply about musical preference needs to pull their heads out of their asses.

    JUGGALETTEx0, what is your internet handle? The name you go by? Oh yea... ICP is sure is `just your favorite band` alright.

    Being a Juggalo is different than being a fan of ICP. If you`re a fan of ICP then you`re just a person with pooty, childish taste. Being a Juggalo means that you are so drating stupid that you can`t even dress yourself. And when mom stopped doing it for you, you started letting ICP do it. And it`s not just about dressing yourself, its about thinking for yourself too. Some people easily transition from childhood to adulthood, easily taking on the responsibilities of shaping themselves into the adult they want to be. Others cant, and eventually let some musical scene or social club do it for them.

  57. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 11:57 am
    @ zero

    ICP actually isn`t even my favorite band...

    So, you`re claiming that because of the music I listen to, I`m stupid and can`t dress myself. I really don`t understand how enjoying a type of music makes one unable to dress themselves but whatever. ICP does not `dress me` I barley ever wear hatchetgear and I dress in quite normal attire. I an a functioning member of society. ICP doesn`t "think" for me. I enjoy their music, yes. I consider other Juggalos family, because well, they`re the ones who are there for me when I need em. Kinda just like a huge support system. We`re just a bunch of people brought together by something we all have in common.

  58. Profile photo of ammit13fma
    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    I am sue many people do not understand what is meant by the term Juggalo/Juggalette. In actualize it is no clear term, like goth does not apply only to those who wear black and have grim outlooks. This si the problem with everyoen and the subcultures....you like to classify us one individual trait instead of looking at the whole person. Hell all life is like that...preps, stoners, punks, gothes, emo, sence kid, candy kids, pharms, jocks, nerds, geeks....hell a thousand more titles just to describe people but oddly enough most fo these people can find something in common with someone form another group just because people are not single characteristic but have multiple dynamics.
  59. Profile photo of fangv2
    fangv2 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    the church has "meth" in the name no wonder they are heaving a yard sale.
  60. Profile photo of RaabDiabolus
    RaabDiabolus Male 18-29
    58 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    I refuse to believe that all of us Juggalos are as ignorant as everyone seems to believe we are. Obviously those who believe we are all inbred morons are very misled. I have a very well established educational career and plan to attend MassArt in the fall. I attend Advanced Placement Classes, and have since my sophomore year. ICP happens to be one of my favorite bands, not only because of what they stand for, but because of the people I have met. They accept me as family, even if I don`t do drugs or party with them all the time. We hold the same values, and even if some other Juggalos can`t articulate it as well as I would say I have.
  61. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    "see even god loves those crazy clowns" lmaoXD
  62. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    Raab and Juggalette,

    No one cares. ICP sucks.

    Thanks,

    IAB

  63. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Why do people think that they can represent a whole site? Just say Have a nice day and end it...
  64. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    raab...apparently people do care if they`re trying to insult us just because we have a different musical taste....
  65. Profile photo of randirae
    randirae Female 13-17
    1 post
    December 22, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    To be honest, most "Juggalos" or "Jugalettes" can`t be categorized by their academic intelligence.
    However, they ARE idiots for listening to the Insane Clown Posse.
    If you`re angry, at least have the dignity to listen to sensible angry music.
    But, I`ve said enough.

    "I keep heads on shelves everywhere in my cellar I even own the melon of a dead fortune-teller

    The rotten ones I keep up in fat pickle jars and the new ones we lay on the lawn and look at stars

    Its illegal i know but so is smokin weed and who the drat gives a drat when you have a need"

    They speak for themselves...
    (Oh, I bet they`ve been in AP too)
    ;]

  66. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    fail
  67. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    lol awesome.
  68. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:51 am
    randirae...just because we listen to a certain kind of music doesn`t mean we`re "angry"
  69. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 2:00 am
    Honestly I have no clue why people hate Juggalos. I mean, the lyrics to ICP`s music seem a little... off to me, but if they like it then that`s fine by me.

    As far as obnoxious fans, I`ve never actually dealt with a fan so I don`t know how bad they can be, but there are psychotic fans for everything, just as there are always rational ones.

    And even if you think they`re trashy/stupid/insane... it could be worse.

    They could be furry fetishists.
    God forbid.

  70. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 3:19 am
    why would you welcome back juggalos? they are christian haha
  71. Profile photo of lgm432
    lgm432 Male 13-17
    172 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:18 am
    lol
  72. Profile photo of CouldBeJesus
    CouldBeJesus Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    "As far as obnoxious fans, I`ve never actually dealt with a fan so I don`t know how bad they can be, but there are psychotic fans for everything, just as there are always rational ones."

    The name of the record label they hail to is `Psychotic Records.` They`re ALL drating psychos. The last one I had to deal with liked to continuously remind everyone how much of a FREAK he was. He also almost cried from watching a Juggalo DVD.

    "And even if you think they`re trashy/stupid/insane... it could be worse."

    Yeah, and just finger drating kids isn`t the same as going all the way. Who am I to judge?

  73. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    "Yeah, and just finger drating kids isn`t the same as going all the way. Who am I to judge?"

    Wow, going a little extreme aren`t we, couldbejesus?

    They don`t say, "Go and do what we sing about." If they did, I`m pretty sure they would have been shut down or thrown in jail a long time ago.

  74. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    Oh and by the way, It`s psychopathic records. If you wanna bash a group, at least get the name right.

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