Watch For Flying Urine [Pic]

Submitted by: Nocato 7 years ago in Funny

It may prove lethal for someone.
There are 75 comments:
Male 15,510
Yup, that is what happens when Chuck Norris flies and pee at the same time
0
Reply
Male 721
Only in England would a cow be laying in a field only to be skewered by somebody`s piss... wow.
0
Reply
Male 57
`If it was real, why does she have it through her abdomen? Was she laying down in the middle of a field?`

And here`s the shocking news .... cows can lie down :O

0
Reply
Male 1,718
And when it melts it would just look like she got drunk and peed all over the floor. Perfect crime
0
Reply
Female 76
Oh JEESH. What happend to dying with at least some dignity XD
0
Reply
Male 701
"Valve should replace Jarate with a frozen pee javalin in a winter update. XD"

That would be epic.

0
Reply
Male 214
this has got to be the single most unfortunate thing to ever happen to anyone ever.
0
Reply
Male 221
If it was real, why does she have it through her abdomen? Was she laying down in the middle of a field?
0
Reply
Female 3,828
obvious shop. still hilarious, though
0
Reply
Male 1,081
Looks shopped to me. The grass around the peecicle looks slightly different from the grass further away from it. You can see the border between them. Only one other poster saw this? )-|

@VirtualParty
Valve should replace Jarate with a frozen pee javalin in a winter update. XD

0
Reply
Female 1,190
so if you truly get judged when you die, would god be like, ohhh thats right, youre the person who peed on that plane with the leak and ended up killing someone...well...tough break, off to hell :P
that would be unfortunate...
kinda like this person...
0
Reply
Male 332
Oh noes! Is that Flying Debris?Flying Debris Awareness
0
Reply
Female 778
haha. i`d probably laugh even if that was real, which makes me wonder if i still have a soul.
0
Reply
Male 182
Aside from all the other obvious reasons why this is fake, is simply that Urine has a way lower freezing point than water, somewhere around -21 Celcius, making this even less probable...
0
Reply
Male 1,149
Do you guys really think a leak of fluid from a moving airplane would freeze in a straight line like this? Try dumping water out of a bottle from your window next time your driving. Furthermore if it came from the sky do you think it would`ve pierced her in that angle? Come on guys.
0
Reply
Male 260
Jezus, when will ppl stop bitching about things that happend so long ago even there grandparents dident live to see it happen.
"it took you years to except that we were no longer your "Colonies""
Whats next, bitching about slavery? If no one is alive that saw it happen, its not a valid argument anymore.
0
Reply
Male 37
oh durddikkimeng, your such a dick(: theres a reason why "dikk" is in the midddle of your username
0
Reply
Male 420
lol "except", silly americans
0
Reply
Male 268
durdikkimeng
Male, 50-59, Europe
35 Posts Saturday, December 26, 2009 3:10:44 PM
Oh,come on you tarts. It`s a bit of fun. Can`t you see that?
You Americans......you are so up your own arse.
That means analy retentive. Look it up.

Right Like you Euro Trash types have any room to talk.. it took you years to except that we were no longer your "Colonies" and yeah some people are just uptight so int the spirit of Python "BUGGER OFF"

0
Reply
Male 1,918
eeeeeheheheheheeewwwww
0
Reply
Male 5
It is shopped. You can see an area of clearness around the urine.
0
Reply
Male 759
Oh,come on you tarts. It`s a bit of fun. Can`t you see that?
You Americans......you are so up your own arse.
That means analy retentive. Look it up.
0
Reply
Male 2,486
Pretty sure waste doesn`t discard from airplanes mid-air. The US would be covered with flying poo constantly.
0
Reply
Male 591
Fluid leaking from an aircraft traveling roughly 500 miles per hour always travels in a cohesive, unbroken straight line. Right?
0
Reply
Male 5
priceless
0
Reply
Female 38
@supersyko

i also don`t think this is real but yeah it could happen because it looks like winter and a winter in yorkshire would definatly be cold enough to freeze pee :\

badtimes for that woman [if its true]

0
Reply
Male 1,067
Get owned!
0
Reply
Male 98
That`s not a good way to go.
0
Reply
Female 355
Woah dip. Probably not real, but if so, then that`s crazy.
0
Reply
Male 312
And even though its not real, the physics behind it are "but how could it freeze if its not freezing" I live in florida and on a summer day (90 degrees and up) It hailed, because the water (or in this case, piss,) freezes high in the atmosphere and dosent melt quick enough before it hits the ground.
0
Reply
Male 312
O.O HOLY SHI†
0
Reply
Female 519
haha how would that even happen if it were real??? In England as well. I know it can get cold here but its not Russia FFS If the urine fell from a plane it would either have to already be frozen or freeze mid air.. no.
0
Reply
Male 483
For it to hit her like that she`d have to already be laying down. Snowballs chance
0
Reply
Male 48
if that was real, that would be a badass way to die.
0
Reply
Female 403
It`s not real. It`s a Hoax from a TV show.
0
Reply
Female 5,222
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? e.o
0
Reply
Female 4,028
Old picture is old.
0
Reply
Female 126
seriously?
0
Reply
Male 1,523
That`s one in a bazillion
0
Reply
Female 176
@ Kaagan - funny XD
0
Reply
Female 224
for real?
0
Reply
Male 1,627
r-kelly stricks again!
0
Reply
Male 367
Ogrish.com?
0
Reply
Female 509
Ewwwww. What a horrible way to go.
0
Reply
Male 480
humiliating but epic!
0
Reply
Female 101
OMG
0
Reply
Male 5
Real or not, that amazing!
0
Reply
Male 122
that happened to me once
0
Reply
Male 10,440
No that`s not real, (in the sense that the description is impossible).

There are so many reasons why its BS, I refuse to list them. Look to the other knowledgeable posters...

0
Reply
Female 3
I really hope this isn`t real cause then I would feel so horribly bad for laughing lol
0
Reply
Male 65
thats mine!
0
Reply
Male 46
LOL but obiusly fake its impossible that a liquid freezes that fast and its almost impossible that someone was standing exactly were the frozzen was going to land
0
Reply
Male 203
It`s like the Robot Chicken episode, Monstourage. Frozen Piss Ball.
0
Reply
Male 2,690
How slightly cool would this be if it were real? haha
0
Reply
Male 10,855
?????????????????????????
0
Reply
Male 959
I find it sad that there are people who frequent this page who are retarded enough to think that this is even remotely possible. There should be a Christmas charity for you.
0
Reply
Male 848
Let us, for one moment, assume it is possible for urine to leak from a plane and freeze like this.

So we have a javelin type object hurtling towards the ground rather fast indeed.

For a person to be impaled at that angle they`d need to be lying down... looking at the surrounding weather I find that extremely unlikely.

0
Reply
Male 787
JARATE!
0
Reply
Female 1,798
fake, but this would be one awful way to die :p Pierced by a piss.
0
Reply
Female 275
wooooow haaha
no one is ever safe !
0
Reply
Male 25,416
Creepy! i think its a javelin tho!
0
Reply
Male 41,105
Lolz, the "fell off an airplane" urban myth, yet again.
0
Reply
Male 533
Its fake. Urine doesn`t stay in a constant stream from standing still. I seriously doubt it would maintain a steady stream at the extreme speeds of a plane.

But cool none the less.

0
Reply
Male 7
Its not real, but its not photoshopped :P. Its from an old TV show over here

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblo...

0
Reply
Male 133
it jumps up every now and then. I`m still not completly sure about it. TV showed it.
0
Reply
Male 256
theres no way! hahah
0
Reply
Male 4,310
Has anyone here ever been on Airplane? if it was really from Dan Airplane it would be blue
0
Reply
Male 562
Unlikely, but it`s fun to imagine what she`d tell St. Pete.
0
Reply
Male 12,138
0
Reply
Female 1,652
Um. If that`s real, that`s sorta horrible :(
0
Reply
Female 497
O_O

How sad/embarrassing it`s that`s legit.

0
Reply
Male 353
has to be photoshopped.... please tell me it`s photoshoppped
0
Reply
Male 3,915
wtf!!
0
Reply
Female 299
yeay yorkshire!
0
Reply
Male 65
Link: Watch For Flying Urine [Pic] [Rate Link] - It may prove lethal for someone.
0
Reply