Want To Have Sex Whilst Avoiding H1N1? [Chart]

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Funny

Then Cosmo magazine has the answer for you! [NSFWish]
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Male 1,582
*fistbump!*
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Male 83
... My ex used to behave the "safe" way... that`s why he`s my ex... insensitive bas tard
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Male 2,582
Damn you poor iab readers get stale leftovers.
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Female 523
lmao yeah! i totally saw this in cosmo and was like wtf. sometimes that magazine is so stupid.
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Male 50
I had swine flu for a week or so a while back and it wasn`t as bad as the media is portraying it to be. While yes my case was a mild one the regular one still kills more. The swine variety just spreads easier.
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Male 833
whatever man, ill take any reason to do something sides missionary.

and swine flu isnt that bad i already caught it, just like a bad flu.

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Female 355
@lpycb42: -points to the comment below you- Stop being so paranoid! Just because it`s more easily contracted, doesn`t mean it`s more dangerous.
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Male 76
HA. fist bump. obama made it cool.
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Male 75
"No hugging, no kissing and FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER give them a handshake, but doing the nasty is completely ok, as long as you don`t look at them."

They`re just dripping with intelligence, aren`t they?

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Male 5,094
lpycb42: Kinky.
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Female 84
Personally if my husband had swine flu, I`d lock him in the basement, install a cat door so I could feed him, and burn all his belongings. Oh and he wouldn`t get poo until that virus is gone. I would most definitely not be having sex with him unless he was inside a plastic bubble.
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Male 639
Already had swine flu. Ordinary flu is much worse.
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Female 84
LMAO I am ashamed I read this. Such a stupid magazine.
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Female 331
I read this in the actual magazine...and I didn`t get it then, either. Do they realize that if one of the people WAS contagious, having sex at ALL would be risky? "But our mouths aren`t touching!" Well, look what ELSE is touching!!!
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Female 497
Buhaha, I read this in the magazine.

Oh Cosmo, I love your slorish ways.

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Male 2,159
So to avoid `Swine Flu` you should assume your perfectly healthy-looking, healthy-acting friend will infect you and thus you should become utterly impersonal with them?

"Why don`t you get close with me anymore?"

"Nothing personal dear. I just don`t want you to smother me in germs".

Hmmm. That`ll go well.

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Female 1,395
In order of importance, yup.
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Female 535
ummm....is it really that big a problem in the US? sheee-it. it blew over here in a matter of weeks.
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Male 8
Star, some girls dont like to do other positions. Cause they dont like to do the work.

these girls are aka "Bad"

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Male 1,093
i would assume goofing off with friends is the no.1 cause of H1N1. I mean, thats how people got AIDS.
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Female 140
Upper arm squeeze? Lame.
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Male 1,190
What kind of losers do missionary anymore?!?
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 3,842
I don`t understand why this is posted here on IAB. Is there supposed to be some entertainment value that I can`t detect?
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Male 76
IAB fails with this.
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Male 7,611
actually bumping fists spreads it worse because most people cough into the back of their fist/wrist area. everything else makes sense though.
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Male 15,832
I`ll have to remember that reverse-cowgirl thing if I ever get the flu and I`m still able to get it up between bouts of puking and explosive diarrhea.
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Male 25,416
They forgot the phonecall! :)
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Female 377
These steps are perfect!
Bump fists at a job interview!
Blow kisses at your wedding!
It`s flawless!
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Female 488
Oh, Cosmo. You never fail to disappoint. This month`s issue features an article on how to have a sexy [email protected]
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Female 1,148
hahaha, bumping fists.
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Female 635
Sure, don`t kiss or look at your partner, it`s about the sex, not the love! /sarcasm.
This is why I hate cosmo.
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Female 80
its real i got that issue
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Male 44
This can`t be real. It just looks so stupid. I`m sure Health organizations have a higher standard then this.
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Female 4,376
I haven`t read the new cosmopolitan but this seems like the kind of thing they`d write. lol
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Female 18
I bet this was in Cosmo.
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Male 90
I wonder if it can be passed from person through "transmission of fluids" during the act?
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Male 430
Im gonna bump fists at all my interviews tomorrow.
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Female 778
oh boy...
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Male 205
I may be wrong on this one, but to me this looks satirical. They can`t be serious, can they?
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Male 1,222
Nice, another excuse to try it on the back
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Male 2,703
I`m with you zokeman, I also had it with similar symptoms. guess what, I didn`t even bother taking any medicine (prescribed tamiflu).
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Male 1,815
Bumping fists is the best one
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Male 152
Jesus... its the F*CKING SWINE FLU. It is NOT a big deal! I had that sh*t for 4 days. What came along with it? A slightly annoying cough and temperature 2 degrees above normal. It does less damage to you as THE REGULAR FLU, it just lasts an extra day. None of this unholy fear of swine flu would exist if the media didn`t preach it as the disease to end all humanity. If anyone actually considers putting these genius suggestions into practice, they don`t deserve a lover or a social life (although I would care to wager that such a person already has neither.)

Sorry for the rant, I am just REALLY tired of hearing about this sh*t.

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Female 15,763
Cosmo is SOOO SMAAART! :D

/s

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Male 367
What is this crap, cosmo? You might as well read a ketchup bottle for advice.
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Male 10,440
I`ve got a better idea... when you meet him, ask if he`s got the flu.
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Male 730
Bumping fists or TERRORIST FIST JAB?? What has the world come to?
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Female 236
Come on.! It not even that dangerous. I still alive
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Male 332
lol. wait, matwix is male. why is he reading this?
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Female 29
*snort*
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Male 5
That`s pretty funny
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Male 330
FIST BUMP FTW
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Male 964
Lol! I wonder how much those girls are goofing off?
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Male 2,551
Link: Want To Have Sex Whilst Avoiding H1N1? [Chart] [Rate Link] - Then Cosmo magazine has the answer for you! [NSFWish]
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