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Date: 12/14/09 07:00 AM

55 Responses to Want To Have Sex Whilst Avoiding H1N1? [Chart]

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 6:32 am
    Link: Want To Have Sex Whilst Avoiding H1N1? - Then Cosmo magazine has the answer for you!
  2. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Lol! I wonder how much those girls are goofing off?
  3. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    FIST BUMP FTW
  4. Profile photo of ZeustehGreat
    ZeustehGreat Male 18-29
    5 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    That`s pretty funny
  5. Profile photo of PhlebotoMiss
    PhlebotoMiss Female 18-29
    29 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    *snort*
  6. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    lol. wait, matwix is male. why is he reading this?
  7. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    Come on.! It not even that dangerous. I still alive
  8. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Bumping fists or TERRORIST FIST JAB?? What has the world come to?
  9. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    I`ve got a better idea... when you meet him, ask if he`s got the flu.
  10. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    What is this crap, cosmo? You might as well read a ketchup bottle for advice.
  11. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Cosmo is SOOO SMAAART! :D

    /s

  12. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Jesus... its the F*CKING SWINE FLU. It is NOT a big deal! I had that sh*t for 4 days. What came along with it? A slightly annoying cough and temperature 2 degrees above normal. It does less damage to you as THE REGULAR FLU, it just lasts an extra day. None of this unholy fear of swine flu would exist if the media didn`t preach it as the disease to end all humanity. If anyone actually considers putting these genius suggestions into practice, they don`t deserve a lover or a social life (although I would care to wager that such a person already has neither.)

    Sorry for the rant, I am just REALLY tired of hearing about this sh*t.

  13. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Bumping fists is the best one
  14. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    I`m with you zokeman, I also had it with similar symptoms. guess what, I didn`t even bother taking any medicine (prescribed tamiflu).
  15. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Nice, another excuse to try it on the back
  16. Profile photo of osmandias
    osmandias Male 40-49
    205 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    I may be wrong on this one, but to me this looks satirical. They can`t be serious, can they?
  17. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    oh boy...
  18. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    Im gonna bump fists at all my interviews tomorrow.
  19. Profile photo of Blaackhalo
    Blaackhalo Male 30-39
    90 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    I wonder if it can be passed from person through "transmission of fluids" during the act?
  20. Profile photo of twi-hater
    twi-hater Female 13-17
    18 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    I bet this was in Cosmo.
  21. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    I haven`t read the new cosmopolitan but this seems like the kind of thing they`d write. lol
  22. Profile photo of Larval
    Larval Male 13-17
    44 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    This can`t be real. It just looks so stupid. I`m sure Health organizations have a higher standard then this.
  23. Profile photo of MzThikG727
    MzThikG727 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    its real i got that issue
  24. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    Sure, don`t kiss or look at your partner, it`s about the sex, not the love! /sarcasm.
    This is why I hate cosmo.
  25. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    hahaha, bumping fists.
  26. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    Oh, Cosmo. You never fail to disappoint. This month`s issue features an article on how to have a sexy [email protected]
  27. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    These steps are perfect!
    Bump fists at a job interview!
    Blow kisses at your wedding!
    It`s flawless!
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    They forgot the phonecall! :)
  29. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    I`ll have to remember that reverse-cowgirl thing if I ever get the flu and I`m still able to get it up between bouts of puking and explosive diarrhea.
  30. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    actually bumping fists spreads it worse because most people cough into the back of their fist/wrist area. everything else makes sense though.
  31. Profile photo of FadGadget
    FadGadget Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    IAB fails with this.
  32. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    I don`t understand why this is posted here on IAB. Is there supposed to be some entertainment value that I can`t detect?
  33. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 12:49 am
    lmao
  34. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 1:00 am
    What kind of losers do missionary anymore?!?
  35. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 2:58 am
    Upper arm squeeze? Lame.
  36. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 3:06 am
    i would assume goofing off with friends is the no.1 cause of H1N1. I mean, thats how people got AIDS.
  37. Profile photo of ObliviousSpc
    ObliviousSpc Male 18-29
    8 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 4:59 am
    Star, some girls dont like to do other positions. Cause they dont like to do the work.

    these girls are aka "Bad"

  38. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 5:21 am
    ummm....is it really that big a problem in the US? sheee-it. it blew over here in a matter of weeks.
  39. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 5:41 am
    In order of importance, yup.
  40. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 8:22 am
    So to avoid `Swine Flu` you should assume your perfectly healthy-looking, healthy-acting friend will infect you and thus you should become utterly impersonal with them?

    "Why don`t you get close with me anymore?"

    "Nothing personal dear. I just don`t want you to smother me in germs".

    Hmmm. That`ll go well.

  41. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 8:37 am
    Buhaha, I read this in the magazine.

    Oh Cosmo, I love your slorish ways.

  42. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 8:40 am
    I read this in the actual magazine...and I didn`t get it then, either. Do they realize that if one of the people WAS contagious, having sex at ALL would be risky? "But our mouths aren`t touching!" Well, look what ELSE is touching!!!
  43. Profile photo of lpycb42
    lpycb42 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 8:42 am
    LMAO I am ashamed I read this. Such a stupid magazine.
  44. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 8:43 am
    Already had swine flu. Ordinary flu is much worse.
  45. Profile photo of lpycb42
    lpycb42 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 8:46 am
    Personally if my husband had swine flu, I`d lock him in the basement, install a cat door so I could feed him, and burn all his belongings. Oh and he wouldn`t get poo until that virus is gone. I would most definitely not be having sex with him unless he was inside a plastic bubble.
  46. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 9:09 am
    lpycb42: Kinky.
  47. Profile photo of mene1in
    mene1in Male 18-29
    75 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 10:35 am
    "No hugging, no kissing and FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER give them a handshake, but doing the nasty is completely ok, as long as you don`t look at them."

    They`re just dripping with intelligence, aren`t they?

  48. Profile photo of amaru420
    amaru420 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    HA. fist bump. obama made it cool.
  49. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    @lpycb42: -points to the comment below you- Stop being so paranoid! Just because it`s more easily contracted, doesn`t mean it`s more dangerous.
  50. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    whatever man, ill take any reason to do something sides missionary.

    and swine flu isnt that bad i already caught it, just like a bad flu.

  51. Profile photo of AmICrazy
    AmICrazy Male 13-17
    50 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    I had swine flu for a week or so a while back and it wasn`t as bad as the media is portraying it to be. While yes my case was a mild one the regular one still kills more. The swine variety just spreads easier.
  52. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    lmao yeah! i totally saw this in cosmo and was like wtf. sometimes that magazine is so stupid.
  53. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    December 16, 2009 at 2:17 am
    Damn you poor iab readers get stale leftovers.
  54. Profile photo of thunderguy5
    thunderguy5 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    December 17, 2009 at 10:21 am
    ... My ex used to behave the "safe" way... that`s why he`s my ex... insensitive bas tard
  55. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 9:09 am
    *fistbump!*

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