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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Link: Used Car For Sale: Light Wear, Low Price... - There`s just one problem...
  2. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Hmmmm....well, blood dries dark brown so, I`m not sure if this is real or some other type of stain, but it`s not a blood stain.
  3. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:18 am
    Woah..Uh..I hope that`s not what it looks like :\
  4. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:18 am
    O.O omg!
  5. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:21 am
    I get the feeling that ain`t no kool-aid...
  6. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:21 am
    What do you guys think? Arrow, bullet, or knife?
  7. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:23 am
    0.0
  8. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:25 am
    I see the problem, it`s a 300zx with an automatic
  9. Profile photo of Litheran
    Litheran Male 18-29
    51 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:26 am
    Oh, I see what you did there...
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:27 am
    Please don`t tell me that`s blood... :(
  11. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:30 am
    looks like wine...or a knife attack!
  12. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:37 am
    This is what happens when ur sister is about to break up with her BF, and you let her borrow your car... Poor guy..
    :D
  13. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:38 am
    obiviously somebody spilled their kool-aid
  14. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    ooooh..ooooh... i wanna make a PMS joke !! can i? can i? ...... ah well, maybe i shouldn`t :/
  15. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    That`s my ex-wife`s car; she had a bit of a maxi-pad failure during her "period".
  16. Profile photo of datsun
    datsun Male 18-29
    32 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    maybe its kool aid man car
  17. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    That`s not blood check the first post.
  18. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    "Damn, I just shot Marvin in the face!"
  19. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    What`s the problem? So it`s a little dirty, big deal.
  20. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    show me the car facts... this car is great i`ll give you a discount.. great! show me the car facts... we`ll also give me a free tank of gas.. awesome! show me the car facts..
  21. Profile photo of Malibu315
    Malibu315 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    "Hmmmm....well, blood dries dark brown so, I`m not sure if this is real or some other type of stain, but it`s not a blood stain."

    CREEPER!

  22. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Pee stains red right?! :)
  23. Profile photo of ze_pilot
    ze_pilot Male 13-17
    127 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    @ letsgopoping:

    It`s carFAX... Not carfacts. -.-

  24. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    I think he was trying to make a sex joke. But i`m not sure.
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Just put a seat cover over it and no ones the wiser!
  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    "Hmmmm....well, blood dries dark brown so, I`m not sure if this is real or some other type of stain, but it`s not a blood stain."

    `CREEPER!`

    How is it creepy to know what color blood dries?

  27. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    A red wine stain? Oh noes.
  28. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Is that kool-aid? :D
  29. Profile photo of themetalhead
    themetalhead Female 13-17
    155 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    oh man, at first glance i didn`t even notice the stain, my eyes tricked me and it looked like the passenger seat (or both seats or soemthing) was transparent. dude that was weird.
  30. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Is that kool-aid? :D

    ^^^

    OH YEAH!

  31. Profile photo of thunderguy5
    thunderguy5 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    BTW someone MAY or MAY NOT have been murdered in this car previously... true or false? That`s the mystery! A wonderful conversation starter, don`t let this deal pass you by!!!!
  32. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Someone got their rag, big time... (let the bs start!)
  33. Profile photo of savoytuffle
    savoytuffle Female 18-29
    74 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    it LOOKS like kool-aid. or wine.
    if it was blood it would be a lot darker.. yeah?
  34. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    oh man, at first glance i didn`t even notice the stain, my eyes tricked me and it looked like the passenger seat (or both seats or soemthing) was transparent. dude that was weird.


    LOL can i have some of what your on??

  35. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    Eh. Just juice.

    Human blood turns a dark brown after it`s been left for a while.

  36. Profile photo of iahebert
    iahebert Male 18-29
    7 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    Human blood turns a dark brown after it`s been left for a while.

    Not necessarily- I work in the insurance industry and have seen my fair share of these pics. I can attest that yes, blood looks exactly like this.

    Funny that someone would try to sell it no less.

  37. Profile photo of kellbell1991
    kellbell1991 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Its blatantly juice but still..you would have to ask haha.Its true its a proper convo starter
  38. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    koolaid..
  39. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    How the hell would someone spill juice like that?
    Pouring it over yourself to cool off? I don`t think so. I still call blood
  40. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    I`d buy it only if it was blood.

    Did I mention my daddy didn`t hug me?

  41. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    Might wanna buy a seat cover there kids.
  42. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    The perps on CSI cover up blood stains waaay better.
  43. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    That would make me very uncomfortable.
  44. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    I`m calling juice or kool aid on this. Blood oxidizes and turns brown.
  45. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    The owner`ll come back and haunt you.
  46. Profile photo of luvsushi
    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    definitely crakrjak
  47. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    Yeah, it would definitely be brown if it were blood..
  48. Profile photo of Noheavenabov
    Noheavenabov Male 18-29
    17 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    Probably has the car AIDS.
  49. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    I`d still buy it.

    Except they`re selling it for $5,000.

    Nobody buys a 1990 car for $5,000 with 112,000 miles on it unless that thing has a newely rebuilt engine and transmission.

  50. Profile photo of Tukikagami
    Tukikagami Female 18-29
    112 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Thats what seat covers are for.
  51. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Even without the stains, no way. Smoking crack for that price.
  52. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    urm RAPE
  53. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Thats what seat covers are for.

    no, that`s what tampons are for.

  54. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    I wouldn`t give $5k for a 1990 Nissan even without those suspicious stains.
  55. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    For a 1990? Fu*k that sh*t
  56. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    I paid $1200 for a perfectly good 1998 Nissan...

    Anyway that`s nothing, there`s hilarious car ads all over craigslist. I saw one where the only problems the car listed was a broken lock and a broken ignition.

  57. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    "It`s cranberry juice... cranapple..."
  58. Profile photo of whelshin
    whelshin Male 18-29
    122 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    ive been trying to sell it for some time now
  59. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    wow thats something no, not blood its... (other red liquid) <--- that makes jokes easier I dont even have to come up with the punch line anymore
  60. Profile photo of josher8
    josher8 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    Period blood??
  61. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    how lovely
  62. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    ewww period blood?!
  63. Profile photo of haloes604
    haloes604 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    It looks like somebody got stabbed in that car
  64. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    It looks more like wine or kool-aid to me.
  65. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    > haloes604
    > It looks like somebody got stabbed in that car

    And here is your invitation to join Mensa Detectives Anonymous...

  66. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:23 am
    >Lionhart2
    >And here is your invitation to join Mensa Detectives Anonymous...

    And here is your invitation to condescending as*holes anonymous

  67. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:29 am
    > AahNold
    Thanks, but I`m a founding member and proud of it. But hey, we`re quite happy to accept your application as soon as you learn to fill in a form... :-P
  68. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:32 am
    Your obviously not a founding member beacuse I`m the president, there aren`t any forms to fill out either, just shine my shoes bi&ch
  69. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:36 am
    That`s not blood, it looks like wine that`s been spilt on the seat from outside. Notice the splash marks on the lower part of the seat, it didn`t come from a person in the seat.
  70. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
    166 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:58 am
    Well if it is, it`s at least a bottle and a half.
  71. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 2:30 am
    While I`m not a professional at identifying this as blood or not, it does look like red wine or possibly the 5th of Kool Aid Eminem was drinkin while driving. I work around cars and frequently see vehicles that someone has totaled or actually committed suicide in. The blood from those doesn`t look like this as it turns almost black when dried. Also, if there`s any brain matter, that will turn to an ash gray type color, not to mention the smell...most sickening thing you would ever smell.
  72. Profile photo of lvlss42190
    lvlss42190 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 2:52 am
    hey metallicarox..... how does someone accidentally commit suicide in a car?
  73. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 3:49 am
    blood dries brown... not a bad lookin car. if i had the money maybe ida bought it.
  74. Profile photo of Jadesy
    Jadesy Female 18-29
    154 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 3:51 am
    Hey lvlss42190.....how about you read his post correctly before making fun of him for it?

    Also Metallicrox - ....Eww, how do you do that job? D:

  75. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:31 am
    fail, lvlss42190. fail.
  76. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:09 am
    Euuw Ribena. Yeuk.
  77. Profile photo of webcamwanker
    webcamwanker Male 18-29
    237 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:54 am
    $5000 for a 19 yr old car!!!!! total rip off
  78. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 7:47 am
    "Crime scene sex" car??
  79. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:02 am
    "fail, lvlss42190. fail."
    "Hey lvlss42190.....how about you read his post correctly before making fun of him for it?"

    I see neither of you are particularly bright. He`s questioning how you *accidentally* commit suicide, which is a deliberate act, especially in a car.

  80. Profile photo of Malibu315
    Malibu315 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:36 am
    There is a differance between creepER and creepY!
  81. Profile photo of stevo933
    stevo933 Male 18-29
    1 post
    December 30, 2009 at 8:58 am
    Actually, catbarf, it`s you who isn`t very bright. Metallicarox wrote "...vehicles that someone has totaled or *actually* committed suicide in."

    lvlss42190 made fun of him, asking how someone *accidentally* commits suicide.

    Those two then made fun of him for calling out Metallicarox, when it was actually lvlss42190 who doesn`t know the difference between actually and accidentally.

  82. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:06 am
    "Actually, catbarf, it`s you who isn`t very bright. Metallicarox wrote "...vehicles that someone has totaled or *actually* committed suicide in.""

    You`re right. That`s odd. I could have sworn I read `accidentally`, probably as a result of reading lvlss`s post first.

  83. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 11:46 am
    Catbarf, Stevo.
    Neither of you are very bright because you keep assuming the other is not bright when, in fact, one of you (And only one of you) is an extremely intelligent N.A.C.I.A agent working to hypnotize the other.

  84. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    "Catbarf, Stevo.
    Neither of you are very bright because you keep assuming the other is not bright when, in fact, one of you (And only one of you) is an extremely intelligent N.A.C.I.A agent working to hypnotize the other."

    IT`S A TRAP!!!

  85. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    I think I`d actually like a car someone has committed suicide in, it`d be a fun conversation starter... :P
  86. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    Looks like vine to me. Sahrry!
  87. Profile photo of Byrdman1525
    Byrdman1525 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    112,563 miles, and they`re asking 5,000 dollars? did anyone catch that?
  88. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    omg :X
  89. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Byrdman1525
    Male, 13-17, Midwest US
    4 Posts Wednesday, December 30, 2009 4:04:25 PM
    112,563 miles, and they`re asking 5,000 dollars? did anyone catch that?


    ....Cuz its a z.

  90. Profile photo of salem33466
    salem33466 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    kool-aid, right?
  91. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    that is drating funny
  92. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1263 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    Is that thing on floor of the driver`s side one of those paper mats that the mechanic puts in your car to keep from getting it dirty???? Cuz this car is FILTHY inside, the steering wheel looks like someone`s been sucking on it, the console is yellowed (like someone smoked alot) and the obvious cherry kool-aid stain - yech!
  93. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 4:37 am
    Not dark enough for blood. Its either wine or koolaid, something like that.
  94. Profile photo of tjanator
    tjanator Male 13-17
    145 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Oh, I see the problem: Carpet interior. Tsk tsk.
  95. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 12:19 am
    @soupkid
    why would you know how dark blood is on a car set O.o
  96. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 5:46 am

    They get points for honesty?
  97. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    @soupkid i was in la with my wife and a couple friends. someone who we didnt know walked up and emptied 9 shots with a 9mm into the car hitting my shoulder and hitting my friend 4 time in the arm once in the back. lets just say that after you try to wash out blood and you take a picture... it looks pretty close to that color. just saying.

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