Used Car For Sale: Light Wear, Low Price... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago

There"s just one problem...
There are 97 comments:
Male 426
@soupkid i was in la with my wife and a couple friends. someone who we didnt know walked up and emptied 9 shots with a 9mm into the car hitting my shoulder and hitting my friend 4 time in the arm once in the back. lets just say that after you try to wash out blood and you take a picture... it looks pretty close to that color. just saying.
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Male 1,647

They get points for honesty?
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Female 204
@soupkid
why would you know how dark blood is on a car set O.o
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Male 143
Oh, I see the problem: Carpet interior. Tsk tsk.
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Male 264
Not dark enough for blood. Its either wine or koolaid, something like that.
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Female 1,260
Is that thing on floor of the driver`s side one of those paper mats that the mechanic puts in your car to keep from getting it dirty???? Cuz this car is FILTHY inside, the steering wheel looks like someone`s been sucking on it, the console is yellowed (like someone smoked alot) and the obvious cherry kool-aid stain - yech!
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Male 227
that is drating funny
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Male 153
kool-aid, right?
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Male 330
Byrdman1525
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
4 Posts Wednesday, December 30, 2009 4:04:25 PM
112,563 miles, and they`re asking 5,000 dollars? did anyone catch that?


....Cuz its a z.

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Female 5,222
omg :X
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Male 107
112,563 miles, and they`re asking 5,000 dollars? did anyone catch that?
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Female 236
Looks like vine to me. Sahrry!
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Male 1,266
I think I`d actually like a car someone has committed suicide in, it`d be a fun conversation starter... :P
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Male 340
"Catbarf, Stevo.
Neither of you are very bright because you keep assuming the other is not bright when, in fact, one of you (And only one of you) is an extremely intelligent N.A.C.I.A agent working to hypnotize the other."

IT`S A TRAP!!!

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Male 494
Catbarf, Stevo.
Neither of you are very bright because you keep assuming the other is not bright when, in fact, one of you (And only one of you) is an extremely intelligent N.A.C.I.A agent working to hypnotize the other.

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Male 1,455
"Actually, catbarf, it`s you who isn`t very bright. Metallicarox wrote "...vehicles that someone has totaled or *actually* committed suicide in.""

You`re right. That`s odd. I could have sworn I read `accidentally`, probably as a result of reading lvlss`s post first.

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Male 1
Actually, catbarf, it`s you who isn`t very bright. Metallicarox wrote "...vehicles that someone has totaled or *actually* committed suicide in."

lvlss42190 made fun of him, asking how someone *accidentally* commits suicide.

Those two then made fun of him for calling out Metallicarox, when it was actually lvlss42190 who doesn`t know the difference between actually and accidentally.

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Female 233
There is a differance between creepER and creepY!
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Male 1,455
"fail, lvlss42190. fail."
"Hey lvlss42190.....how about you read his post correctly before making fun of him for it?"

I see neither of you are particularly bright. He`s questioning how you *accidentally* commit suicide, which is a deliberate act, especially in a car.

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Male 976
"Crime scene sex" car??
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Male 237
$5000 for a 19 yr old car!!!!! total rip off
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Male 2,220
Euuw Ribena. Yeuk.
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Female 535
fail, lvlss42190. fail.
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Female 154
Hey lvlss42190.....how about you read his post correctly before making fun of him for it?

Also Metallicrox - ....Eww, how do you do that job? D:

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Male 1,835
blood dries brown... not a bad lookin car. if i had the money maybe ida bought it.
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Male 3
hey metallicarox..... how does someone accidentally commit suicide in a car?
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Male 324
While I`m not a professional at identifying this as blood or not, it does look like red wine or possibly the 5th of Kool Aid Eminem was drinkin while driving. I work around cars and frequently see vehicles that someone has totaled or actually committed suicide in. The blood from those doesn`t look like this as it turns almost black when dried. Also, if there`s any brain matter, that will turn to an ash gray type color, not to mention the smell...most sickening thing you would ever smell.
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Male 166
Well if it is, it`s at least a bottle and a half.
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Male 221
That`s not blood, it looks like wine that`s been spilt on the seat from outside. Notice the splash marks on the lower part of the seat, it didn`t come from a person in the seat.
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Male 375
Your obviously not a founding member beacuse I`m the president, there aren`t any forms to fill out either, just shine my shoes bi&ch
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Male 8,302
> AahNold
Thanks, but I`m a founding member and proud of it. But hey, we`re quite happy to accept your application as soon as you learn to fill in a form... :-P
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Male 375
>Lionhart2
>And here is your invitation to join Mensa Detectives Anonymous...

And here is your invitation to condescending as*holes anonymous

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Male 8,302
> haloes604
> It looks like somebody got stabbed in that car

And here is your invitation to join Mensa Detectives Anonymous...

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Female 673
It looks more like wine or kool-aid to me.
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Male 39
It looks like somebody got stabbed in that car
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Female 275
ewww period blood?!
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Male 999
how lovely
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Male 91
Period blood??
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Male 818
wow thats something no, not blood its... (other red liquid) <--- that makes jokes easier I dont even have to come up with the punch line anymore
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Male 122
ive been trying to sell it for some time now
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Female 328
"It`s cranberry juice... cranapple..."
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Female 3,562
I paid $1200 for a perfectly good 1998 Nissan...

Anyway that`s nothing, there`s hilarious car ads all over craigslist. I saw one where the only problems the car listed was a broken lock and a broken ignition.

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Male 1,149
For a 1990? Fu*k that sh*t
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Male 10,440
I wouldn`t give $5k for a 1990 Nissan even without those suspicious stains.
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Female 523
Thats what seat covers are for.

no, that`s what tampons are for.

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Male 332
urm RAPE
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Male 1,404
Even without the stains, no way. Smoking crack for that price.
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Female 112
Thats what seat covers are for.
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Female 1,427
I`d still buy it.

Except they`re selling it for $5,000.

Nobody buys a 1990 car for $5,000 with 112,000 miles on it unless that thing has a newely rebuilt engine and transmission.

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Male 17
Probably has the car AIDS.
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Female 1,148
Yeah, it would definitely be brown if it were blood..
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Female 169
definitely crakrjak
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Female 509
The owner`ll come back and haunt you.
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Male 17,512
I`m calling juice or kool aid on this. Blood oxidizes and turns brown.
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Female 1,963
That would make me very uncomfortable.
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Female 1,652
The perps on CSI cover up blood stains waaay better.
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Male 3,431
Might wanna buy a seat cover there kids.
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Male 1,063
I`d buy it only if it was blood.

Did I mention my daddy didn`t hug me?

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Male 1,815
How the hell would someone spill juice like that?
Pouring it over yourself to cool off? I don`t think so. I still call blood
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Male 130
koolaid..
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Female 76
Its blatantly juice but still..you would have to ask haha.Its true its a proper convo starter
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Male 7
Human blood turns a dark brown after it`s been left for a while.

Not necessarily- I work in the insurance industry and have seen my fair share of these pics. I can attest that yes, blood looks exactly like this.

Funny that someone would try to sell it no less.

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Male 606
Eh. Just juice.

Human blood turns a dark brown after it`s been left for a while.

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Female 437
oh man, at first glance i didn`t even notice the stain, my eyes tricked me and it looked like the passenger seat (or both seats or soemthing) was transparent. dude that was weird.


LOL can i have some of what your on??

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Female 74
it LOOKS like kool-aid. or wine.
if it was blood it would be a lot darker.. yeah?
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Female 171
Someone got their rag, big time... (let the bs start!)
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Male 83
BTW someone MAY or MAY NOT have been murdered in this car previously... true or false? That`s the mystery! A wonderful conversation starter, don`t let this deal pass you by!!!!
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Male 2,510
Is that kool-aid? :D

^^^

OH YEAH!

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Female 155
oh man, at first glance i didn`t even notice the stain, my eyes tricked me and it looked like the passenger seat (or both seats or soemthing) was transparent. dude that was weird.
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Female 427
Is that kool-aid? :D
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Male 2,159
A red wine stain? Oh noes.
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Female 15,763
"Hmmmm....well, blood dries dark brown so, I`m not sure if this is real or some other type of stain, but it`s not a blood stain."

`CREEPER!`

How is it creepy to know what color blood dries?

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Male 25,416
Just put a seat cover over it and no ones the wiser!
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Male 2,893
I think he was trying to make a sex joke. But i`m not sure.
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Male 127
@ letsgopoping:

It`s carFAX... Not carfacts. -.-

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Male 2,690
Pee stains red right?! :)
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Female 233
"Hmmmm....well, blood dries dark brown so, I`m not sure if this is real or some other type of stain, but it`s not a blood stain."

CREEPER!

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Male 703
show me the car facts... this car is great i`ll give you a discount.. great! show me the car facts... we`ll also give me a free tank of gas.. awesome! show me the car facts..
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Male 1,406
What`s the problem? So it`s a little dirty, big deal.
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Male 2,121
"Damn, I just shot Marvin in the face!"
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Male 14,330
That`s not blood check the first post.
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Male 32
maybe its kool aid man car
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Male 4,594
That`s my ex-wife`s car; she had a bit of a maxi-pad failure during her "period".
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Male 418
ooooh..ooooh... i wanna make a PMS joke !! can i? can i? ...... ah well, maybe i shouldn`t :/
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Male 5,314
obiviously somebody spilled their kool-aid
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Male 1,043
This is what happens when ur sister is about to break up with her BF, and you let her borrow your car... Poor guy..
:D
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Male 964
looks like wine...or a knife attack!
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Female 9,403
Please don`t tell me that`s blood... :(
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Male 51
Oh, I see what you did there...
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Male 342
I see the problem, it`s a 300zx with an automatic
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Female 444
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Male 121
What do you guys think? Arrow, bullet, or knife?
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Female 331
I get the feeling that ain`t no kool-aid...
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Female 572
O.O omg!
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Male 2,344
Woah..Uh..I hope that`s not what it looks like :\
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Male 4,746
Hmmmm....well, blood dries dark brown so, I`m not sure if this is real or some other type of stain, but it`s not a blood stain.
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Male 19,888
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