Top 10 Creepiest Baby Products

Submitted by: buddy 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-baby-products-for-bad-parents/theothermother

Gotta get me some baby bangs.
There are 44 comments:
Female 914
I actually liked the wipe warmer and the diaper trash can. the warmer helps especially when the kid is an infant because cold, wet wipes just suck. the trash can is a huge help because it seals in the smell of the diapers--some of these things actually help.
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Male 39
@premierwondr
Using your reasoning we shouldn`t use the internet because we managed to get by fine before its invent. Snail mail was perfectly fine, poo on the internet. If a leash allows me to pull my child away from a stampeding mickey mouse then that`s one less lawsuit on Disney and one more safe child. Don`t see the downside here.
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Female 523
hahahaha the bangs is totally the worst one. like wtf is wrong with people. seriously!!
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Female 3,598
we should just stop having children... for at least like five years... just make everybody stop... could you imagine how nice it would be? five years later then there would be NO screaming poo factories anywhere... ah, peace and quiet...
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Male 2,703
I agree with premierwondr - you`re not so worried you`d take your eye off the kid as you are someone will kidnap your kid because thats what the news rants and raves about.

I was at seaworld 2 weekends ago and this little girl was wondering all by herself (her mom had 2 other kids and the dad was drinking a beer talking on cell phone [drater]), nobody tried to take her, they all tried to help find her mom, which we did not much later (she was about 50 yards ahead).

stop being so paranoid. kids have survived for how many years in big crowds/cities?

btw, on the wipes warmer, its a nice addition to your own bathroom when the babies grow up. perfect on those cold winter nights :)

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Male 975
ur opinions are changing because the stress is causing you to deal with it irrationally---kinda like how a lot of people never see themselves using drugs but eventually use them as a coping mechanism
little children have been going to disney world for how many years now? and how old are child leashes?
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Male 39
how is the baby wipe thermo creepy? I have one I`ve used for both my kids, little babies would much rather have warm wet wipes, than frigid ones. Ive also had a leash on my 3 y/o, I swore i never would, but we were on a trip to Disney. I knew they would not want to stay in the stroller, and i didn`t want them running free in a park like that. Would not use it all the time though. Plus i think a lot of peoples views and opinions on things change once they become parents.
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Male 975
so i`m curious...why couldn`t we function without leashes in the past? sure the population has gotten larger, but if you live in the city like I have for the first 18 years of my life it doesn`t seem any safer or any more dangerous for a young child. Have some decency and have your little one in a stroller--if you have 3+ kids then use 1 of those big strollers...if u cant afford that, how do you plan on affording all those kids?
the poster who said that strollers make kids fat all i can do is lol at you and hope that u become better educated someday.
the leash is pathetic, and so are you if you use it...admit it
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Male 14,331
Who needs the baby keeper just grab a roll of duct tape.
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Male 695
The diaper geenie is actually a pretty smart invention. Have you ever smelled a diaper? It`s a sealed trashcan to keep the funk out. The lid actually revolves so you don`t even have to open it.
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Female 187
when a parent lets go of their three year old`s hand to hike up the baby on their hip and the three year old manages to dissapear in that amount of time (yes, that`s all it takes when they`re three) you all whine and moan about bad parents. If they`re on a leash their not messin with your poo, they`re not running all over the place, they aren`t bothering you so what does it matter.
And if you`re psychologically scarred because your mother cared enough about you to make sure you didn`t wander into traffic I can`t wait to see what happens to you when your hamster dies. It`ll probably be really funny.
In the 1800`s, Mothers used to tie a string around their waists and their children`s waists when they went into town....just sayin. Leashes aren`t new.
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Male 1,093
I like the baby keeper. Was it a bathroom stall?
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Male 172
The leash is just.. WTF?
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Male 7,813
they are stupid, but not creepy. you should have gone with the original title.
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Female 1,604
There was nothing wrong with a lot of those products. The baby bangs on the other hand? wtf
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Female 160
I had ADHD too. Like really super bad. But my parents had these new things called "hands" and they connect with other "hands" that can keep children from running away to look at a shiny thing.
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Male 25,417
wow i dont trust some of these to actually work!
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Female 318
What to expect when your expecting is actually a pretty good book. When I got pregnant, I didn`t have anybody who was sane that I could ask any sort of questions, and I`m sure other women are in the same position and need that book.
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Female 134
The diaper genie is the only thing on the list that I would bu. ...That and the baby door hanger.. But the diaper genie, you don`t understand how BAD that baby poop stinks after a day.
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Female 291
I had a pretty blue leash.:)
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Female 364
My friend was a leash baby. She`s never quite recovered.
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Female 9,558
My brother had a leash, he has ADHD and really needed it.
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Male 163
I agree, the diaper genie is bull sh*t! Wheres my Hammock, you F*cking Diaper Genie!!!
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Female 28
whoops! I think I reached my word limit on that last one.......
Let`s face it, humans are not exactly running on natural instincts at this point in our evolution. I`m sure most parents could use a guidebook.
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Female 28
Everyone has kids with different personalities, and every parent has a different situation (i.e. single parents might need the baby hanger). You`re going to have some kids that want to go off and wander and can`t stand to be confined to a stroller, so maybe they need a leash thingy. Some kids might not care what temp. a baby wipe is and others might be more finicky. I agree with whoever said it was a poorly written article. The products that I thought were ridiculous were the ones that were made more for the parents than the baby. I`m sure a baby really doesn`t want to be wearing some freakin headband with fake hair attached to it. The diaper helmet thing...unless a kid has some medical issues or something, I think only madly over-protective parents would strap that thing on their kid`s head. The book is actually a part of a series and from what I`ve seen of the others it seems like it is the closest thing to a handbook for parents I`ve ever seen. Let`s face it, humans are not exa
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Female 1,380
aww Dr_Novacaine you beat me to it :( it was the "touch down tommy" episode :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epOm7fW1...
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Female 1,963
Umm... Yeah a diaper genie is way more than a trash can, and it`s a bit chauvinist to say "women give birth every day" so you don`t need a book to tell you what happens during pregnancy. Crap list, is what I`m saying.
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Male 2,703
"and is screaming and it too heavy for you to hold and has tantrums about holding your hand"

means you need to work on discipline...

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Female 208
The baby leash, I agree with because if the kid doesn`t want to sit in a stroller and is screaming and it too heavy for you to hold and has tantrums about holding your hand. You know your not to fond of having you little child being hit by a car or snatched up right in front of you, I recommend a baby brat leash.
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Male 2,703
"what kind of person wants a container full of pooty diapers sitting around their house?"

some people have their nursery (and all bedrooms) on the second floor. I`m not going to just start tossing diapers out the window, this thing keeps the smell at bay until I empty it on trash day (twice a week). the solution you suggested is my travel solution, used grocery sacks get tied and taken out immediately.

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Male 2,703

finally, the harness is for mom`s who have to go to the bathroom, thats it. if you`ve never been a single parent out with your kid, you wouldn`t understand, especially an infant (that can hold their head up). there are some places that have a little chair for your toddler that seat buckles them, but there isn`t really anything for infants so this solves that. not many parents are forgetting their kids places.

the article in general is poorly written, some of the sentences really just don`t make sense:

"I tried to reason with this product until I came to the conclusion that all it was doing was (fine to this point...then) crap and piss warm for you" what?

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Male 2,703
I agree this person doesn`t know what is what. the diaper genie is a life saver, its not just a glorified trashcan, it has a liner that is scented and it`s made to when you load a diaper, you turn the dial on the top twisting the bag and sealing the smell in. the only thing I find odd about it is when you are emptying the daipers, it looks like a big sausage, plus the scent they chose likes to stick to your hands...

the wipe warmer is also nice, I know I don`t like ~75* wetness on me especially if I`m having trouble regulating my temperature. unit <$25, refill for the wet-pad (used for warming) 2 for $10. uses regular wet wipes.

the leash is wrong and so is the man boobs for feeding.

the book is great for teenagers or 20 year olds, I know we read through it, but don`t buy it...you can check it out at the library and return it, its not worth keeping.

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Female 778
opie, have you started your collection yet? i`m trapped in an apartment, i only have 2 cats and a rat so far.

my sister got a diaper genie at her baby shower. it`s never been used, even once. used turd catchers go into a grocery bag, get tied and thrown out the back door into a trash can in the yard. what kind of person wants a container full of pooty diapers sitting around their house?

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Female 15,763
I think I`m going to have a really elaborate fish tank, some dogs, cats, hedgehogs, and an adopted giraffe in a zoo instead of children.
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Male 1
#3 Reminds me a lot of an episode of The Rugrats

http://superyo.nuxit.net/Razmoket/invent...

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Male 9,305
I for one LOVE those leashes. It keeps the goddamn spawn in place instead of having them run around like little turd-flinging bats out of hell!
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Female 10
lols. i meant dog. not god.
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Female 10
ok. Kid leashes are great! i know of a few kids that would be dead if they didn`t have the leash. so yeah it reminds you of a god. big deal. it allows a kid to walk on their own two feet instead of being a fat toddler in a stroller, but are safe because they can run into traffic of get separated from the adult.
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Male 4,745
The Diaper Genie is a life saver. Amazing product that keeps the nursery clean and odor free. The baby wipe heater would have been great (the wipes can get quite cold as they are sitting in a cleaning solution. When you use them, if they are too cold, it will make the baby cry. Warming them is a great idea!).

As for leashes, it allows your child to walk freely, at a much younger age. It gives your child the an advantage over parents that keep their kids home or, stupidly, allow them to wander along the side of the street with no protection. Now, if you are using it on your 3 year old...

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Female 29
..i should add, I`ve got three kids too..
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Female 29
ITA with all of these. If you`re going to put your kid on a leash, don`t have kids. Diaper Genie is just that...crap and the pee cup jiggy, yeah. Waste of money.
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Male 268
wow this person must not have an children, The reason I say this is cause number 7 is just a newer version of a johnny Jumper from the 70s/80s and number ten is the best when they kids has the poos. Saves everybody from smelling them
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Female 4,197
the Bumper Bonnet looks like a padded nappy on your kids head, and I hate seeing parents walking their kids on leashes. I just expect them to start pissing all over walls and sniffing ass everywhere :/
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Male 10,115
Link: Top 10 Creepiest Baby Products [Rate Link] - Gotta get me some baby bangs.
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