The Worst Part About Sharing Bathrooms? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Rocket pubes!
There are 88 comments:
Male 426
ummm wow.
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Female 76
spack head >.>

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Male 5
hahahahaha
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Female 505
dumbass, there called armpit hairs
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Female 5,222
lmao XD
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Female 169
she may has well be white...
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Male 436
luvsushi: ashley111228 is black you dumbass. Can`t you tell from the context clues?
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Female 1,043
haha. gotta love the racist comments labeled `im not trying to be racist`. :]
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Male 15,832
Twitchy, if you`re living with a girl who shaves everything, you should give the tub a quick rinse and then get down on your knees and give thanks. :->
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Male 124
its got to be worse after a girl has showered what with them shaving everything, not that im complaining, just saying. its not to hard to rinse after you are done.
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Female 169
ashley111228 u white ppl shed all day like dogs and for the most part the hairiest ppl i kno. (Im totally not being racist (= )
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Male 1,485
it happens, it happens
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Female 6
Its the same with girls. Escpessialy if your living with black girls (im ttly not being racist) but yeah my sisters take a bath and then I come in.. and u dnt know if its there hair or there pubes.
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Female 208
lol :)
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Male 83
@GuardianGnome - I`d do that just to piss him off
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Male 25,416
wow! thats silly!
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Male 2,893
Jesus, maybe he took off the shower curtain and rubbed his crotch on it just to annoy him.
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Female 397
brandon should try being a female. there is almost ALWAYS piss on the seat. ladies are too scared to sit and perpetuate this vile reality in every public restroom.
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Male 16
(shoulder level=arm pit hair. Its not rocket science.) your right not rocket science rocket pubes
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Female 572
lol Glendower
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Female 2,672
maybe he shares a dorm room with a really tall guy.........its plausable
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Male 3,425
That stuff gets everywhere though, one scratch and they`re all over the place.
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Male 608
@ amaru420,

Learn fu.cking spelling and grammar you idiot.

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Male 336
shoulder level=arm pit hair. Its not rocket science.
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Male 76
u no fknloser ive read alot of ur comments and no one responds to them, no one lols, they just stare at u like micheal richards during the unfortunate n word incident. ur not funny, next time u need ot post a comment, stop- think, and then go masturbate or sumthing.

and tuesday fool, thats just what we call good writing.

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Female 170
haha! i love the way he`s worded all of this!
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Male 418
if there is a black guy in your dorm, blame him. blacks have pubes for head hair. otherwise, depending how intense a dude is whacking can probably launch a few hairs pretty far. ha !
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Male 2,220
Clocksprings - its not rocket science.
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Female 3,828
lol. i like the signatures at the bottom.
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Male 1,078
lmao.
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Male 215
If it weren`t for the single misuse of one you`re, I would have enjoyed this.
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Male 82
HOLY SMOKES! This pic is too funny. I couldn`t stop laughing, I was crying so hard. XD
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Male 813
It`s meant to be funny, not completely serious. Thanks for being so amazingly drating stupid though you retarded Buzz Killingtons.
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Male 1,141
Silly Brandon, could be armpit hair or someone trying to get pubes that get stuck to a wash cloth or soap. Disgusting, yet more logical.
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Male 122
maybe its from a black afro
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Male 15,832
Brandon sure seems to know an awful lot about the subtle differences between pubic hair, armpit hair, beard hair, chest hair, etc. I wonder how he became such an expert?
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Male 174
It seems that a lot of people are upset that Brandon thinks that pubic hair literally launches from one`s crotch to the wall (or maybe he`s just freakishly short or has freakishly tall dorm-mates). Either way, I`m thinking, just maybe, he really just wanted people to wash their hairs off of the curtain/wall after their shower so that others wouldn`t have to. Just a thought. I`ve heard that some people don`t like other people`s pubic hair.
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Female 19
WIN!!! I am SOOOOOO posting this on my fiance`s bathroom door.
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Female 25
Armpit hair is technically pubic hair....you get it when you hit puberty..
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Female 150
LMAO!
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Female 1,283
Wow, we need humor like that at my college.
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Female 342
It`s armpit hair, Brandon.
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Female 282
i have not laughed this had all month, wow
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Male 485
thank you net! haha people are retarded. Rocket pubes... really?
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Male 1,073
Hmmmm... Pubic hair... Shoulder height... How about ARMPIT HAIR???
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Male 80
RRRRRRRRRROCKET PUBES! Hm. Someone`s been drinking Powerthirst in the shower.
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Female 1,427
Perhaps they shave their pubes in the shower?

Like anyone else?

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Male 44
this brandon guy sounds like a turd.
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Male 3,755
wereallboned, it`s a public shower, there are going to be pubes. We`re all animals and a pube won`t hurt you anymore than any other hair.
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Female 1,677
Maybe they were shaving...


Their pubes.

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Male 130
Wait.. couldn`t they have been shaving?
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Male 256
i dig this--i dont understand rocket pubes or pubes on a public bathroom toilet and i find both to be disgusting
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Male 2,690
Well said
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Female 63
Awesome.
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Female 509
Gawd! Hilarious!!
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Male 759
What a spanner.
There are worse things in life than a stray pube.

Obviously Brandon has never had to change a nappy or clean up a childs vomit.
Why he didn`t just rinse it down the rain and forget about it rather than do the whole attention seeking idiot thing is beyond me.

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Male 114
Seen this posted here before.
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Female 331
You should have removed enough of them to know what they look like lol. Or if you haven`t, then you should also know what they look like seeing as you probably see them every time you take a shower. Either way, no excuse.
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Male 3,014
"i) Wash genitals. Pubes end up on your hand/sponge/net/whatever you shower with.

ii) Raise hand to wash armpit/change shower setting/pick up shampoo/whatever. Touch curtain/wall/cubicle side while doing so. Pubes move to curtain/wall/cubicle side, much further up than groin height."

Who the hell is retarded enough to scrub their upper body with a bar of soap just after it`s been scrubbing their sweaty crotch??

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Male 1,351
@TBirdVBall
You just know. There`s...no mistaking it. Yeah, no offense but it IS probably cause you`re a chick.
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Male 6
i liked the clown circus cannon part the best
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Male 12,365
[quote]i always wonder how pubes end up so high on the curtain[/quote]

i) Wash genitals. Pubes end up on your hand/sponge/net/whatever you shower with.

ii) Raise hand to wash armpit/change shower setting/pick up shampoo/whatever. Touch curtain/wall/cubicle side while doing so. Pubes move to curtain/wall/cubicle side, much further up than groin height.

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Male 12,365
So...no-one is allowed to wash their scrotum while showering under this decree. Soon Brandon et alia will have a lot of smell to complain about.

Brandon obviously doesn`t doesn`t have even a basic knowledge of human biology. If they did, they`d know that humans naturally shed hair, all the time from all over the body, and they`d know that the action of rubbing a part of your body during showering is likely to dislodge loose hairs, which can then easily be moved elsewhere when you move your hands.

So either Brandon has no body hair at all or they don`t wash properly.

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Male 3,755
Why do people think there`s something inherently gross or dirty about anything having to do with private parts? It`s just hair and skin and it`s covered up all the time so it`s probably one of the cleaner parts of your body. People should probably wash their hands before going to the bathroom because your hands are much dirtier and germ-infested than your privates.

Still, pubes seem pretty nasty eventhough they`re really not.

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Female 519
Uhhh, this might be because I`m a chick, but how can you tell it was a pube hair? I mean the letter was funny and shiz, but I`m kinda curious how this guy could tell...
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Female 519
haha it actually blocked the word C**kroach to be roosteroach... which I think sounds better rofl
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Female 519
I would tell that guy to jam... Its a pube... not a Aids infested roosterroach.. He actually took the time to write his gay little note when he could just quit whining and point the shower head towards the offending pube.. problem solved.

Seriously, you guys need to loosen up..

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Male 964
How does he know it a pube?
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Male 4,867
well said MechBFP
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Male 813
Reggae_Dude, you are epic stupid.
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Male 516
"why would it be pubes?? i think its either beard or the hair that is on your head"

My guess is that you`re on the younger side of that 13-17 age range...

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Male 2,440
Tell `em, Shat!

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Male 73
why would it be pubes?? i think its either beard or the hair that is on your head
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Male 1,929
There was one on the roof of my shower in my student digs. It was still there when I left. I don`t know who put it up there, but I know that noone`s going to take it down.
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Female 385
could not a rocket pube be a beard hair?
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Male 483
"But until said pubes stop catapulting themselves at shoulder high altitudes" LMFAO!
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Female 4,039
And while you`re at it, rinse it off the soap!
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Female 4,447
Agreed and signed!
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Male 40,752
Oh, sorry guys, that was actually one of my nose-hairs.
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Female 9,572
"I fifth the decree! Think of the CHILDREN!"

Sixth!

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Male 349
I think Chris did it. Tried jumping on the band wagon to cover it. Over did it by saying "third + fourth", clearly a guilty mind trying to cover up
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Male 575
hahahah xD wtf man wtf xD
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Male 1,918
Isn`t there a chance its head hair?
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Male 1,403
that was hilarious. i always wonder how pubes end up so high on the curtain
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Female 1,148
HAHAHAHA.

damn..

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Male 556
This is f*cking genius. He makes a point.
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Male 198
I fifth the decree! Think of the CHILDREN!
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Male 20,911
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