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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    Link: The Worst Part About Sharing Bathrooms? - Rocket pubes!
  2. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    I fifth the decree! Think of the CHILDREN!
  3. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    This is f*cking genius. He makes a point.
  4. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    HAHAHAHA.

    damn..

  5. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    that was hilarious. i always wonder how pubes end up so high on the curtain
  6. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Isn`t there a chance its head hair?
  7. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    hahahah xD wtf man wtf xD
  8. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    I think Chris did it. Tried jumping on the band wagon to cover it. Over did it by saying "third + fourth", clearly a guilty mind trying to cover up
  9. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    "I fifth the decree! Think of the CHILDREN!"

    Sixth!

  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    Oh, sorry guys, that was actually one of my nose-hairs.
  11. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Agreed and signed!
  12. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    And while you`re at it, rinse it off the soap!
  13. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    "But until said pubes stop catapulting themselves at shoulder high altitudes" LMFAO!
  14. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    could not a rocket pube be a beard hair?
  15. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    There was one on the roof of my shower in my student digs. It was still there when I left. I don`t know who put it up there, but I know that noone`s going to take it down.
  16. Profile photo of Reggae_Dude
    Reggae_Dude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    why would it be pubes?? i think its either beard or the hair that is on your head
  17. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    Tell `em, Shat!

  18. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    "why would it be pubes?? i think its either beard or the hair that is on your head"

    My guess is that you`re on the younger side of that 13-17 age range...

  19. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Reggae_Dude, you are epic stupid.
  20. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    well said MechBFP
  21. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    How does he know it a pube?
  22. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    I would tell that guy to jam... Its a pube... not a Aids infested roosterroach.. He actually took the time to write his gay little note when he could just quit whining and point the shower head towards the offending pube.. problem solved.

    Seriously, you guys need to loosen up..

  23. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    haha it actually blocked the word C**kroach to be roosteroach... which I think sounds better rofl
  24. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Uhhh, this might be because I`m a chick, but how can you tell it was a pube hair? I mean the letter was funny and shiz, but I`m kinda curious how this guy could tell...
  25. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    Why do people think there`s something inherently gross or dirty about anything having to do with private parts? It`s just hair and skin and it`s covered up all the time so it`s probably one of the cleaner parts of your body. People should probably wash their hands before going to the bathroom because your hands are much dirtier and germ-infested than your privates.

    Still, pubes seem pretty nasty eventhough they`re really not.

  26. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    So...no-one is allowed to wash their scrotum while showering under this decree. Soon Brandon et alia will have a lot of smell to complain about.

    Brandon obviously doesn`t doesn`t have even a basic knowledge of human biology. If they did, they`d know that humans naturally shed hair, all the time from all over the body, and they`d know that the action of rubbing a part of your body during showering is likely to dislodge loose hairs, which can then easily be moved elsewhere when you move your hands.

    So either Brandon has no body hair at all or they don`t wash properly.

  27. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    i always wonder how pubes end up so high on the curtain

    i) Wash genitals. Pubes end up on your hand/sponge/net/whatever you shower with.

    ii) Raise hand to wash armpit/change shower setting/pick up shampoo/whatever. Touch curtain/wall/cubicle side while doing so. Pubes move to curtain/wall/cubicle side, much further up than groin height.

  28. Profile photo of SleepHOF
    SleepHOF Male 13-17
    6 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    i liked the clown circus cannon part the best
  29. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    @TBirdVBall
    You just know. There`s...no mistaking it. Yeah, no offense but it IS probably cause you`re a chick.
  30. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    "i) Wash genitals. Pubes end up on your hand/sponge/net/whatever you shower with.

    ii) Raise hand to wash armpit/change shower setting/pick up shampoo/whatever. Touch curtain/wall/cubicle side while doing so. Pubes move to curtain/wall/cubicle side, much further up than groin height."

    Who the hell is retarded enough to scrub their upper body with a bar of soap just after it`s been scrubbing their sweaty crotch??

  31. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    You should have removed enough of them to know what they look like lol. Or if you haven`t, then you should also know what they look like seeing as you probably see them every time you take a shower. Either way, no excuse.
  32. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Seen this posted here before.
  33. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    What a spanner.
    There are worse things in life than a stray pube.

    Obviously Brandon has never had to change a nappy or clean up a childs vomit.
    Why he didn`t just rinse it down the rain and forget about it rather than do the whole attention seeking idiot thing is beyond me.

  34. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    Gawd! Hilarious!!
  35. Profile photo of sockdrawer
    sockdrawer Female 13-17
    63 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Awesome.
  36. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    Well said
  37. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    i dig this--i dont understand rocket pubes or pubes on a public bathroom toilet and i find both to be disgusting
  38. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    Wait.. couldn`t they have been shaving?
  39. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    Maybe they were shaving...


    Their pubes.

  40. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    wereallboned, it`s a public shower, there are going to be pubes. We`re all animals and a pube won`t hurt you anymore than any other hair.
  41. Profile photo of Surelyucantb
    Surelyucantb Male 30-39
    44 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    this brandon guy sounds like a turd.
  42. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    Perhaps they shave their pubes in the shower?

    Like anyone else?

  43. Profile photo of urnotthetime
    urnotthetime Male 18-29
    80 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    RRRRRRRRRROCKET PUBES! Hm. Someone`s been drinking Powerthirst in the shower.
  44. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    Hmmmm... Pubic hair... Shoulder height... How about ARMPIT HAIR???
  45. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    thank you net! haha people are retarded. Rocket pubes... really?
  46. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    i have not laughed this had all month, wow
  47. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    343 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    It`s armpit hair, Brandon.
  48. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    Wow, we need humor like that at my college.
  49. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    LMAO!
  50. Profile photo of chillydown
    chillydown Female 18-29
    25 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    Armpit hair is technically pubic hair....you get it when you hit puberty..
  51. Profile photo of MissDaae
    MissDaae Female 13-17
    19 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    WIN!!! I am SOOOOOO posting this on my fiance`s bathroom door.
  52. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    It seems that a lot of people are upset that Brandon thinks that pubic hair literally launches from one`s crotch to the wall (or maybe he`s just freakishly short or has freakishly tall dorm-mates). Either way, I`m thinking, just maybe, he really just wanted people to wash their hairs off of the curtain/wall after their shower so that others wouldn`t have to. Just a thought. I`ve heard that some people don`t like other people`s pubic hair.
  53. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Brandon sure seems to know an awful lot about the subtle differences between pubic hair, armpit hair, beard hair, chest hair, etc. I wonder how he became such an expert?
  54. Profile photo of whelshin
    whelshin Male 18-29
    122 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    maybe its from a black afro
  55. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    Silly Brandon, could be armpit hair or someone trying to get pubes that get stuck to a wash cloth or soap. Disgusting, yet more logical.
  56. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    It`s meant to be funny, not completely serious. Thanks for being so amazingly drating stupid though you retarded Buzz Killingtons.
  57. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
    82 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    HOLY SMOKES! This pic is too funny. I couldn`t stop laughing, I was crying so hard. XD
  58. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    If it weren`t for the single misuse of one you`re, I would have enjoyed this.
  59. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    lmao.
  60. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 3:58 am
    lol. i like the signatures at the bottom.
  61. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:40 am
    Clocksprings - its not rocket science.
  62. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 6:54 am
    if there is a black guy in your dorm, blame him. blacks have pubes for head hair. otherwise, depending how intense a dude is whacking can probably launch a few hairs pretty far. ha !
  63. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:42 am
    haha! i love the way he`s worded all of this!
  64. Profile photo of amaru420
    amaru420 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:56 am
    u no fknloser ive read alot of ur comments and no one responds to them, no one lols, they just stare at u like micheal richards during the unfortunate n word incident. ur not funny, next time u need ot post a comment, stop- think, and then go masturbate or sumthing.

    and tuesday fool, thats just what we call good writing.

  65. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:34 am
    shoulder level=arm pit hair. Its not rocket science.
  66. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:53 am
    @ amaru420,

    Learn fu.cking spelling and grammar you idiot.

  67. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:59 am
    That stuff gets everywhere though, one scratch and they`re all over the place.
  68. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:00 am
    maybe he shares a dorm room with a really tall guy.........its plausable
  69. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:47 am
    lol Glendower
  70. Profile photo of Jonathan369
    Jonathan369 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    (shoulder level=arm pit hair. Its not rocket science.) your right not rocket science rocket pubes
  71. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    brandon should try being a female. there is almost ALWAYS piss on the seat. ladies are too scared to sit and perpetuate this vile reality in every public restroom.
  72. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Jesus, maybe he took off the shower curtain and rubbed his crotch on it just to annoy him.
  73. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    wow! thats silly!
  74. Profile photo of thunderguy5
    thunderguy5 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    @GuardianGnome - I`d do that just to piss him off
  75. Profile photo of v_ataraxic
    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    lol :)
  76. Profile photo of ashley111228
    ashley111228 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Its the same with girls. Escpessialy if your living with black girls (im ttly not being racist) but yeah my sisters take a bath and then I come in.. and u dnt know if its there hair or there pubes.
  77. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    it happens, it happens
  78. Profile photo of luvsushi
    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    ashley111228 u white ppl shed all day like dogs and for the most part the hairiest ppl i kno. (Im totally not being racist (= )
  79. Profile photo of twitchy11B
    twitchy11B Male 18-29
    124 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    its got to be worse after a girl has showered what with them shaving everything, not that im complaining, just saying. its not to hard to rinse after you are done.
  80. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    Twitchy, if you`re living with a girl who shaves everything, you should give the tub a quick rinse and then get down on your knees and give thanks. :->
  81. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    haha. gotta love the racist comments labeled `im not trying to be racist`. :]
  82. Profile photo of Sajo
    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:52 am
    luvsushi: ashley111228 is black you dumbass. Can`t you tell from the context clues?
  83. Profile photo of luvsushi
    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    she may has well be white...
  84. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    lmao XD
  85. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    506 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    dumbass, there called armpit hairs
  86. Profile photo of Hovercraft10
    Hovercraft10 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    hahahahaha
  87. Profile photo of kellbell1991
    kellbell1991 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    spack head >.>

  88. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    ummm wow.

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