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Date: 12/04/09 12:33 PM

36 Responses to The Tiger Woods Sext Generator

  1. Profile photo of Rested
    Rested Male 18-29
    570 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Link: The Tiger Woods Sext Generator - It`ll take years to learn to golf like Tiger but you can sext like him NOW. Just Insert-heh-the keywords and FORE(play).
  2. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:34 am
    Warning! This is atom!
  3. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Warning! Atom Post! Do Not Click!
  4. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    TIGER: I will Douch you out...when was the last time you got love and sticky?

    TIGER: Send me something very smelly...Go to the butthole and take a picture of your leg.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to run and run faster all over your toe at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the Nike cricket bat, can I come over? Should I take the Datson or the Escalade?

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    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Gah, I just wish people would leave him alone.
  6. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    uugh atom posts are the worst
  7. Profile photo of David7204
    David7204 Male 70 & Over
    24 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    TIGER: I will drat you out...when was the last time you got drated?

    TIGER: Send me something very drated...Go to the I-Am-Bored.com and take a picture of your penis.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to drat and drat all over your vagina at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the drated Nike golf club, can I come over? Should I take the sex-van or the Escalade?

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    David7204 Male 70 & Over
    24 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Below, drat is the f word, censored.
  9. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    err didnt work for me. Just plain didnt make sence
  10. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to smell and queef all over your toe nail at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: Send me something very furry...Go to the couch and take a picture of your eye ball.

    Hehe

  11. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    I dont know what was worse, the post or David7204 pointing out the Fu<king obvious.
  12. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Atom that`s why
  13. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    TIGER: I will rub you out...when was the last time you got kicked?

    TIGER: Send me something very gangly...Go to the Purgatory and take a picture of your ear canal.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to paint and abolish all over your eyebrow at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the slippery Nike tennis racket, can I come over? Should I take the Bat Mobile or the Escalade?

  14. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    this is not my subconscious deciding these words btw >.<

    "TIGER: I will transmit you out...when was the last time you got pleased?

    TIGER: Send me something very gratifing...Go to the Xanadu and take a picture of your duodenum.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to kick and multiply all over your medulla oblongata at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the horrid Nike steroid needle, can I come over? Should I take the vw bug or the Escalade?"

  15. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    ...Thats just retarded...
  16. Profile photo of Zorgges
    Zorgges Male 13-17
    14 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    hahaha funny shiz
  17. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    TIGER: I will eat you out...when was the last time you got raped?

    TIGER: Send me something very sext...Go to the Hotel and take a picture of your Vagina.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to cum and jerk off all over your Vagina at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the sexy Nike Gold club, can I come over? Should I take the Escalade or the Escalade?

  18. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    TIGER: I will LOL you out...when was the last time you got LOLED?

    TIGER: Send me something very LOL-ABLE...Go to the LOL PALACE and take a picture of your LOL FACE.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to LOL and LOL all over your LOL MOUTH at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the LOL-ABLE Nike LOL CLUB, can I come over? Should I take the LOL-MOBILE or the Escalade?

  19. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    "TIGER: I will drat you out...when was the last time you got dancing?

    TIGER: Send me something very blue...Go to the closet and take a picture of your balls.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to screwing and fling all over your breast at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the round Nike golf balls, can I come over? Should I take the 18-weeler or the Escalade?"

    lmao, not bad.

  20. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    "Gah, I just wish people would leave him alone."

    Oh man, I just had a mental visual of some 40-year-old golf enthusiast screaming and ranting that in a golf cart, flinging his clubs around! XD HAH!

    Uh, so what`s the news story behind this anyway? I live under a rock.

  21. Profile photo of WadeisBored
    WadeisBored Male 18-29
    34 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    "Just Insert-heh-the keywords and FORE(play)"

    wtf is this?

  22. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    TIGER: I will overload you out...when was the last time you got ransacked?

    TIGER: Send me something very tumble dryed...Go to the 7th level of hell and take a picture of your larynx.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to foreclose and exterminate all over your cheese pouch at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the undefined Nike sprocket, can I come over? Should I take the horse or the Escalade?

    I hate entertainment news, because it isn`t news, and frankly I couldn`t care less. But I love mad-libs.

  23. Profile photo of Lonley_girl
    Lonley_girl Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Send me something very gross, go to the gonacologist and take a picture of your big toe.
    EWWWW
  24. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    "Gah, I just wish people would leave him alone."
    LEAVE BRITN- *Cough* I mean- LEAVE TIGER ALONE!
  25. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Th only thing I ever knew about Tiger Woods is that he was good with golf balls, and fairly cute looking.

    When can we stop caring about this?

  26. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:59 pm
    People pretty much suck at sexting :-/
    Phone sex or the real thing is way better.
    Also, squirrels.
    It`s like...BEATLES!
    But, still, boobs.
  27. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    TIGER: I will cauterize you out...when was the last time you got safety-pinned?

    TIGER: Send me something very tacky...Go to the The White House and take a picture of your eardrum.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to leave and miss all over your elbow at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the translucent Nike shoulder pad, can I come over? Should I take the Lumina or the Escalade?

  28. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 12:02 am
    That was anticlimactic.
    It`s funny someone should mention us getting over this because I just saw something that read, "How do you feel about Tiger Woods now?" I don`t... I never payed attention to that guy.
  29. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 12:02 am
    Lonley girl: "gonacologist"????
  30. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 8:45 am
    Th only thing I ever knew about Tiger Woods is that he was good with golf balls, and fairly cute looking.

    When can we stop caring about this?

    You just answered your own question. Think about it.

  31. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 9:23 am
    TIGER: I will gyrate you out...when was the last time you got mopped?

    TIGER: Send me something very viscous...Go to the gigantic blender and take a picture of your armpit.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to shove and liquify all over your taint at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the hairy Nike icepick, can I come over? Should I take the Corvette or the Escalade?
  32. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 10:07 am
    TIGER: I will eat you out...when was the last time you got fried?

    TIGER: Send me something very pretty...Go to the trailer park and take a picture of your finger.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to fart and sing all over your leg at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the crappy Nike racket, can I come over? Should I take the segway or the Escalade?

    Oh dear.

  33. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 11:23 am
    Lame.
  34. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    TIGER: Send me something very smart...Go to the bathrrom and take a picture of your face.
    lmao
  35. Profile photo of kitty765
    kitty765 Female 13-17
    33 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    TIGER: I will running you out...when was the last time you got dated?

    TIGER: Send me something very dirty...Go to the empire state building and take a picture of your ear.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to jump and fall all over your tounge at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the shiney Nike soccer ball, can I come over? Should I take the mustang or the Escalade?

    wow that is like perfect! on the first try too!!! ;)

  36. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 4:04 am
    TIGER: I will kill you out...when was the last time you got gagged?

    TIGER: Send me something very green...Go to the chuck e. cheese and take a picture of your elbow.

    TIGER: Oh baby, I want to smell and stab all over your pinky toe at the 8th hole.

    TIGER: The wife is going for the fluffy Nike cup, can I come over? Should I take the benz or the Escalade?

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