The Tiger Woods Sext Generator

Submitted by: Rested 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.atom.com/spotlights/tiger_woods_sext_generator/?xrs=cpc_iambored

It"ll take years to learn to golf like Tiger but you can sext like him NOW. Just Insert-heh-the keywords and FORE(play).
There are 36 comments:
Male 1,093
TIGER: I will kill you out...when was the last time you got gagged?

TIGER: Send me something very green...Go to the chuck e. cheese and take a picture of your elbow.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to smell and stab all over your pinky toe at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the fluffy Nike cup, can I come over? Should I take the benz or the Escalade?
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Female 33

TIGER: I will running you out...when was the last time you got dated?

TIGER: Send me something very dirty...Go to the empire state building and take a picture of your ear.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to jump and fall all over your tounge at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the shiney Nike soccer ball, can I come over? Should I take the mustang or the Escalade?

wow that is like perfect! on the first try too!!! ;)

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Male 1,627
TIGER: Send me something very smart...Go to the bathrrom and take a picture of your face.
lmao
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Female 160
Lame.
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Female 1,652
TIGER: I will eat you out...when was the last time you got fried?

TIGER: Send me something very pretty...Go to the trailer park and take a picture of your finger.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to fart and sing all over your leg at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the crappy Nike racket, can I come over? Should I take the segway or the Escalade?

Oh dear.

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Male 432
TIGER: I will gyrate you out...when was the last time you got mopped?

TIGER: Send me something very viscous...Go to the gigantic blender and take a picture of your armpit.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to shove and liquify all over your taint at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the hairy Nike icepick, can I come over? Should I take the Corvette or the Escalade?
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Male 10,440
[quote] Th only thing I ever knew about Tiger Woods is that he was good with golf balls, and fairly cute looking.

When can we stop caring about this? [/quote]

You just answered your own question. Think about it.

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Male 660
Lonley girl: "gonacologist"????
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Female 4,028
That was anticlimactic.
It`s funny someone should mention us getting over this because I just saw something that read, "How do you feel about Tiger Woods now?" I don`t... I never payed attention to that guy.
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Female 381
TIGER: I will cauterize you out...when was the last time you got safety-pinned?

TIGER: Send me something very tacky...Go to the The White House and take a picture of your eardrum.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to leave and miss all over your elbow at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the translucent Nike shoulder pad, can I come over? Should I take the Lumina or the Escalade?

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Female 1,652
People pretty much suck at sexting :-/
Phone sex or the real thing is way better.
Also, squirrels.
It`s like...BEATLES!
But, still, boobs.
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Female 15,763
Th only thing I ever knew about Tiger Woods is that he was good with golf balls, and fairly cute looking.

When can we stop caring about this?

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Male 988
"Gah, I just wish people would leave him alone."
LEAVE BRITN- *Cough* I mean- LEAVE TIGER ALONE!
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Female 138
Send me something very gross, go to the gonacologist and take a picture of your big toe.
EWWWW
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Male 10,440
TIGER: I will overload you out...when was the last time you got ransacked?

TIGER: Send me something very tumble dryed...Go to the 7th level of hell and take a picture of your larynx.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to foreclose and exterminate all over your cheese pouch at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the undefined Nike sprocket, can I come over? Should I take the horse or the Escalade?

I hate entertainment news, because it isn`t news, and frankly I couldn`t care less. But I love mad-libs.

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Male 34
"Just Insert-heh-the keywords and FORE(play)"

wtf is this?

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Male 9,305
"Gah, I just wish people would leave him alone."

Oh man, I just had a mental visual of some 40-year-old golf enthusiast screaming and ranting that in a golf cart, flinging his clubs around! XD HAH!

Uh, so what`s the news story behind this anyway? I live under a rock.

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Female 9,557
"TIGER: I will drat you out...when was the last time you got dancing?

TIGER: Send me something very blue...Go to the closet and take a picture of your balls.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to screwing and fling all over your breast at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the round Nike golf balls, can I come over? Should I take the 18-weeler or the Escalade?"

lmao, not bad.

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Male 196

TIGER: I will LOL you out...when was the last time you got LOLED?

TIGER: Send me something very LOL-ABLE...Go to the LOL PALACE and take a picture of your LOL FACE.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to LOL and LOL all over your LOL MOUTH at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the LOL-ABLE Nike LOL CLUB, can I come over? Should I take the LOL-MOBILE or the Escalade?

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Male 196

TIGER: I will eat you out...when was the last time you got raped?

TIGER: Send me something very sext...Go to the Hotel and take a picture of your Vagina.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to cum and jerk off all over your Vagina at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the sexy Nike Gold club, can I come over? Should I take the Escalade or the Escalade?

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Male 14
hahaha funny shiz
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Female 248
...Thats just retarded...
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Male 1,452
this is not my subconscious deciding these words btw >.<

"TIGER: I will transmit you out...when was the last time you got pleased?

TIGER: Send me something very gratifing...Go to the Xanadu and take a picture of your duodenum.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to kick and multiply all over your medulla oblongata at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the horrid Nike steroid needle, can I come over? Should I take the vw bug or the Escalade?"

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Male 275

TIGER: I will rub you out...when was the last time you got kicked?

TIGER: Send me something very gangly...Go to the Purgatory and take a picture of your ear canal.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to paint and abolish all over your eyebrow at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the slippery Nike tennis racket, can I come over? Should I take the Bat Mobile or the Escalade?

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Male 730
Atom that`s why
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Male 608
I dont know what was worse, the post or David7204 pointing out the Fu<king obvious.
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Female 497
TIGER: Oh baby, I want to smell and queef all over your toe nail at the 8th hole.

TIGER: Send me something very furry...Go to the couch and take a picture of your eye ball.

Hehe

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Male 1,929
err didnt work for me. Just plain didnt make sence
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Male 24
Below, drat is the f word, censored.
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Male 24

TIGER: I will drat you out...when was the last time you got drated?

TIGER: Send me something very drated...Go to the I-Am-Bored.com and take a picture of your penis.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to drat and drat all over your vagina at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the drated Nike golf club, can I come over? Should I take the sex-van or the Escalade?

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Male 357
uugh atom posts are the worst
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Male 215
Gah, I just wish people would leave him alone.
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Male 25,417
TIGER: I will Douch you out...when was the last time you got love and sticky?

TIGER: Send me something very smelly...Go to the butthole and take a picture of your leg.

TIGER: Oh baby, I want to run and run faster all over your toe at the 8th hole.

TIGER: The wife is going for the Nike cricket bat, can I come over? Should I take the Datson or the Escalade?

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Male 4,745
Warning! Atom Post! Do Not Click!
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Male 2,440
Warning! This is atom!
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Male 570
Link: The Tiger Woods Sext Generator [Rate Link] - It`ll take years to learn to golf like Tiger but you can sext like him NOW. Just Insert-heh-the keywords and FORE(play).
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