The Birth Of A Female Oompa Loompa [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

The incubation time is approximately six years, but the skin cancer lasts a lifetime.
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Male 24
uh i dont see the problem besides the john15207 is kind of creepy
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Male 426
i was more creeped out that she hasn`t gotten any bigger, her hasn`t really changed and her face stayed the same. after 6 years??? nothing? she just gets darker? i think it`s broken. plus she smiles the same in each pic and that always creeps me out.
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Female 914
she should have stopped at `06. but I guess she`ll learn her lesson the hard way by 1. she gets the skin cancer, 2. she has to continuously buy new clothes because the spray/lotion stains ERTHANG or 3. when small children cry when they see her.
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Male 610
i do believe that even this ignorant young girl deserves better than Mr. John-random-numbers here
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Female 204
shes pulling i Benjamin Button on that one lol
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Male 199
since when wasnt being peroxide blonde and Orange sexy?
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Male 1,164
15 in the first pic, 20 in the last one. Trust me, I`m good at this.

Why. Why why why why why.

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Male 999
this is drating disgusting
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Female 362
Ew ew ew.
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Female 1,043
dear me. she`s the reverse michael jackson.
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Male 81
she peaked in 05... sad.
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Female 15
She`ll look back and realize what an idiot she looked like. She`s what, 13?
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Male 169
In the 2009 one she looks like a drating sun-dried tomato!

Sunbeds ftl.

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Male 5
seriously, she was way hotter before she turned out that way... 2006 was hottest
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Female 291
I don`t understand how people think this is attractive even in the slightest >:O
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Female 5,222
disgusting
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Male 189
I saw a lady that was around 35 the other day. You could tell she had been tanning for most of her life. Her face looked like a leather road map.
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Male 2
looks like a yamamba
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Male 1,598
2006 was the best looking... then something went wrong in 2007
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Male 221
Has nobody ever told her that that looks disgusting? Why do people keep doing this?! Rant over :3
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Male 1,093
Thats what Johny Depp does to little girls
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Female 850
Melanoma ftw.
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Male 1,149
Looked best in 2006!
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Male 2,703
this was posted before. she looks good in first 3, then turned disgusting in the last 3....yet she probably started having sex in 2007.
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Male 234
such a shame, used to be a cute girl.

btw... id tap that til 2006-7 latest hahah

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Male 198
I`d tap it till about 2008 thats when she starts getting crispy.
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Male 339
Now where`s that picture captioned `sometimes cancer isn`t the disease, but the cure`...
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Male 1,043
blergh
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Male 2,220
McGovern you git - that was NSFL - I was eating!

(2 pages down for the curious and strong of stomach)

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Female 535
wow. that`s just sad. she used to be cute.
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Female 335
She needs new poses
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Male 324
I thought that women aged like fine wine....but apparently I was wrong, this chick is aging like milk.
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Female 1,283
The tan isn`t fake. One of my friends also had a tan that dark.

Though, if that`s what she wants, then go for it lol.

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Male 1,313
I`ll tell you guys what I think happened. The skank truck hit her, backed over her a few times (to make sure she was purely skankafied), The driver took a big brown poo on her, and then found someone to run her over with a sun powered steam roller; for the browning effect of course.

Well . . . That`s my best guess anyway.

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Male 37
she was gorgeous in 2006 0.o
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Female 673
Its so sad when pretty girls abuse tanning. :(
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Female 474
aw i feel bad for her, she was so cute in the beginning =[
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Male 602
Holy crap that is horrifying. Notice how sometime in 2006 she picked up her final "Looking for a good time" pose, and it hasn`t changed much?

In fact, that`s when it all changed. what happened to this poor girl during that year?

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Male 102
im not that dude who yells `fake` at everything but the last 2 pictures look fake as hell if u look at her face
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Male 94
damn brush your teeth....stop using those white strips on your hair.... Florida i bet
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Female 6
yamamba!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 76
Yay for skin cancer! :D
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Female 282
Girls with insanely blonde hair and super dark skin scare me.
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Female 340
what did she do? get stuck in the oven and roast herself near to death? girls like that make me wanna puke.
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Male 124
behold! the girl with only one expression!
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Male 3,842

Farsidedown
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
11 Posts Tuesday, December 29, 2009 8:32:28 PM
she`s like a reverse Michael Jackson! (too soon?)


Not too soon, good one, LOL!

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Male 421
she`s like a reverse Michael Jackson! (too soon?)
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Female 3,828
lol nice
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Male 353
she`s actually pretty cute in 2004 / 2005
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Male 533
she was pretty. WAS pretty.

Now she just looks like somebody got chocolate syrup poured on her.

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Female 4,197
fake tan is not supposed to make you look orange damnit!!
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Female 1,386
She went from looking fine/normal to looking like trailer trash.
Almost like you can see the instant her parents stopped paying for everything and she finally moved out... Interesting.
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Male 2,199
it literally looks like she got burned in the 08 one...
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Female 1,264
Gross. Simply gross. Why the hell do people have to roast themselves?
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Male 256
josh u shuld see the /s/ pics on 4chan i swear there are 13 year olds on there =S
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Male 339
Re-vitiligo. The opposite of what Michael Jackson got.

"what transpired between 06 and 07 that made this girl a slut? she looks so innocent in the first three pictures."
She moved to New Jersey

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Male 89
everyones saying hot but she doesn`t look older than 13 lol

i guess iab attracts a lot of pedobears >_> <_<

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Female 3,598
what transpired between 06 and 07 that made this girl a slut? she looks so innocent in the first three pictures.
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Female 509
She was good in `05.
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Female 151
no, nevermind about the reverse MJ thing, Michael was still sexy after his "skin tone transformation"
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Male 12,365
Maybe it`s a mistake and the bottom 3 photos are of the mother of the woman in the top three photos.
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Male 1,071
07` it all went down hill
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Male 440
hot in 04 FTW
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Female 151
.........reverse Michael?
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Male 388
First 3, hot.
Last 3, hideous.
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Male 130
she was hot in 06..
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Female 208
2007 was a really pootty year. :(
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Male 93
That is disgusting...
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Male 1,371
Who the HELL thinks that looks good?
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Male 928
What a distressing transformation.
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Female 236
Didn`t you know? Whore is the "new" thing for jr. high and high school. Just ask the little 12-15 yr old hoochy mamas that run around the apartment complex parking lot where I live.

I can`t imagine how proud these girls mothers are raising the next generation of tramps.

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Female 76
lmfao. Do these girls not have any shame. Its a living wotsit :P.
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Male 1,485
she looked cute before, now the looks like a ny tramp
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Male 3,060
Something horrible happened between 2006 and 2007...
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Male 2,159
Eugh, 2007 was her worst year. To go that bad in 12 months...
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Male 101
At least she still has her nice big smile, but sad to say she looks like a hooker now.
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Male 256
guardingnome knows exactly what im talking about
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Male 842
That`s really a shame...She was really cute up until 2006. The lengths some people go to "look good" frightens me sometimes.
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Male 25,417
Thats sad! she was awesome before!
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Male 248
Happiness is just one melanoma away
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Male 2,893
Daddy! I`m gonna go to the tanning solon so that but douchebag boyfriend will keep me!!!
Dad- OK while you do that I`m goingto kill myself.
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Male 431
She was so pretty before!
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Male 4,867
as she got darker, she got uglier....
not racist- just sayin
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Male 2,690
So disgusting
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Male 256
mcgovern i`ve never seen that picture so big! =/
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Male 14,331
SHALAAAABAAMMM!!! I give you the future....
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Male 1,148
Gah! Why would anyone do that to themselves?
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Male 256
kadinsky im so confused =S
she dresses herself to appeal to a certain group of people that are commonly refered to as douchebags or guidos
i never said i was jealous or that i wish culd hit that (that would be statutory rape)
y is everyone so mad on the internet?
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Female 864
It`s not just the fact that it looks stupid now but what she will look like in 10 or twenty years .Not something that all these little girls who lay in tanning beds are thinking about I`m sure but they should be. Someday it will catch up and they will look like wrinkled leather .
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Male 575
wereallboned: "and has a bf whose strong, "cool", and "good looking" aka a douche bag"

So that makes you a sore loser for being none of these. What a shame.

Well, by your definition, I`d rather be a douchebag than you.

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Male 1
nah shes fine
she has myspace its http://www.myspace.com/leabiaaaxo
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Female 54
2004 and 2005 look like they were taken at the same time *note the same pose and the same girl she took the photos with with the same nailpolish* also poses much!!!!
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Female 778
she was pretty before she turned into a hangbag.
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Male 256
mean jess =/
i was joking at the end part and u gotta admit the first part is true...wat else would her motivation be?
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Female 572
She`s gonna regret that when she gets older...

@ wereallboned, you`re stupid

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Female 1,578
aw, she was so cute before she turned into leather.
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Female 101
She went from white to black in less time then it took Micheal Jackson to do the exact opposite. Kudos kid. Kudos.
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Female 2,672
she want from Hanson to David D1ckinson in 6 years, thats nothing, Hanson went from cute (but kinda wierd) to washed-up and forgotten in 5
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Female 364
Dammit. How can people think this looks good? And does she have braces or something? Her teeth look really weird at the end.
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Male 256
lots of people here talk poo but i bet this girl is getting exactly wat she wants--shes probably more popular, in a fun sorority, and has a bf whose strong, "cool", and "good looking" aka a douche bag
since being in college my disgust for people like this have hit an all time low--they no how to party and the girls are great with their mouths
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Male 156
i hate women! I hate everything to do with them!
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Male 83
There was a fat chick at my college with the same hair color and complexion as the `07 pic... I got pissed one day and called her a moldy tangerine with legs... ^_^
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Female 9,558
She was cute...
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Male 287
Shame. She had potential around 2006.
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Male 2,220
"She`s clearly tanning so much because she realized that she has to do SOMETHING to distract from the fact that her tits are so non-existent her chest is concave."

Oh come on, a small pair of titties isn`t such a no-no, especially considering her slight frame.

Why do some women feel they have to augment everything? Confidence from being comfortable with what you`ve got has to be better than orange skin or big bangers.

Oh heck - I am old :)

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Male 46
o and 06 was a good year
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Male 46
how can someone let themselves get so orange do they think it looks good or somthing?
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Male 1,141
I swear that sad and pathetic down spiral is pretty much equivalent to that of a heroin addict. Yay skin cancer!
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Male 695
Looks like she chose... the DARK SIDE
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Female 1,566
She`s clearly tanning so much because she realized that she has to do SOMETHING to distract from the fact that her tits are so non-existent her chest is concave.
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Male 964
I wouldn`t mind getting some of that in 2004-2006
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Male 483
She poses like she has spinal problems. Orange skin FTW
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Female 519
Such a shame she is a beautiful girl before the tan... Then after.. you can`t really see what she looks like you just see the orange and think You`ve been Tangoed!!!!
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Female 961
i agree, she was quite cute before she got left in the crisper too long
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Female 1,682
Also @ gamer. EPIC win. You sir are awesome
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Female 1,682
ew, 2004/5/6 she looks cute, then it hits 2007 and its like oh ew :/ Tans are just not cute...Especially to that degree.
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Male 177
shes actually pretty in the first 3 years then get ugly from how tan she gets... anyone? anyone?
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Female 328
I wish she had picked up Ganguro, she just looks like beef jerky in a wig instead.
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Male 137
Took it a bit too far but I would still wreck her
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Female 355
2008 reminds me of this Japanese fashion called `ganguro`. It`s strange.
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Male 504
Yes braces they are and wow being from Florida and having seen poo like that still warrants a reaction.
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Male 71
The get tans because they want to be black. Think about it! They want their skin darker, bigger butts, boobs, and lips! it`s obvious!
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Male 20
I think it`s funny that she changes to the classic slutty girl pose as soon as she hits 2007
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Male 3,425
Seriously, how the hell can anyone think that looks good?
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Male 57
Doompa doompa she`ll get cancer.
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Male 3,619
she messed up man, she messed up bad.
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Female 11
"what`s with her teeth?"

Kind of looks like braces.

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Female 15
I will never get this, I`m proud of my pale!
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Female 275
lol videogamer..
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Male 76
HAAAA videogamer haha

wat the hell happens to her teeth

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Female 1,564
LOL videogamer :P that was awesome
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Male 976
LMAO @ videogamer... Epic win!
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Female 107
what`s with her teeth?
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Male 10,440
I don`t get it. Oompa Loompas are short.
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Male 497
why all that tan ?
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Female 262
Ah and look how pretty she was in the first three years!
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Male 14,331
AWWW look I`ve found her a match he`s even sporting a douche strap.
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Male 1,351
I dislike tanning, but she doesn`t look TOO bad in 2009. A bit unnatural, but at least the hair makes it more believable then.
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Female 614
she peaked in 2006. if only she`d avoided the sorority in the following years. we mourn the loss of your pretty, mystery female!
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Male 3,014
Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-Dee-Doo,
I`ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-Dee-Dee,
If you are wise, you`ll listen to me.

What do you do when your daughter`s a slut,
when school`s less vital than the size of her butt?
What is the plan getting terribly tan?
How would this even attract
A
Man?

She`ll have to join a carnival.

Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-Dee-Dah
If you`re not stupid, you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-Dee-Doo.

Doompa-Dee-Doo.

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Male 7,378
I bet she`s from New Jersey.
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Female 4
Woah.
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Female 49
well that`s just disgusting. i think 2008 was a really bad year for her.
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Male 4,393
o god wow too much tanning
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Male 1,765
Ah yes, I remember when the ozone layer ruptured mid 2006.
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Male 720
:-(
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Female 170
holy cow...
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Male 375
omg, she looks like such a tool
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Male 14,331
Awww to think she`s on her way to find the perfect douchebag how sweet,
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Male 37
that`s just.....o_0 wow..
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Female 233
HI HATER!
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Male 71
Shame as she looked like quite a good looking girl to start off with.
But yea, she really does look like an Oompa Loompa. Lol
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Male 20,827
Link: The Birth Of A Female Oompa Loompa [Pic] [Rate Link] - The incubation time is approximately six years, but the skin cancer lasts a lifetime.
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