The Before, During & After Of Child Birth [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Science

Ladies, are you sure you want to go through with it?
There are 121 comments:
Male 77
i really can`t imagine having three children inside of me.
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Female 84
That`s not hair, it`s skin folds. Yeah, how glamorous is your fetus factory now?
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Female 365
8-() ohhh it hurts to look awww cute babies though
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Female 320
I have two babies, and only got one stretch mark about the size of the first thumb joint`s length. I`m now 4 weeks PP with my boy, and my skin is almost as tight as it was beforehand. Then again, I work in dermatology, and you know the internetz says I know things you never will!! (unless you buy the product they are hawking)
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Female 320
wrinkles
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Male 1,164
What the hell, is that hair?? What the HELL!?
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Female 859
0_0
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Male 985
Worth it lol
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Female 47
she dropped the baby fat damn fast.
it`s just her skin that is loose cuz of.. uhm.. hello?? 9 months of carrying 3 children! your skin gets so stretched out... but hey, i say it`s worth it. i think she did a good job of loosing the weight.
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Male 31
Not wanting to look like this doesnt make you vain or selfish. Just human. Everyone wants to look their best. Some people don`t want kids, and those people arent selfish either. Not everyone wants the same things. if you do want kids you just have to decide if having a body like this afterwards is ok with you, or if you have the money for surgery. I have seen MUCH worse after birth bodies to be honest. And to "batmanners", stretched skin doesn`t go away. She can tone her abs all she wants but that needs to be cut off with a tummy tuck procedure.
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Male 690
NOw get in there and make me a sandwich!
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Male 4,004
And to those saying it`s hideous, I really hope you realize that she didn`t gain any weight while pregnant. Other than the skin being stretched out, she`s still slim, and the stretched out skin will go away...
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Male 4,004
Show MOAR!
What is pass for winrar?
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Female 855
This is why I got an endometrial ablasion
-no kids, no periods either!
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Male 16
Oh god. What is seen cannot be unseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
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Female 1,427
I never want children.

And this is why, out of many other things.

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Male 322
Lion just won at life.
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Female 160
People who can`t use apostrophes should not be having triplets.
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Male 132
I thought that looked abnormally large...
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Male 264
Eh, so what. A little surgery will fix her right up.
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Male 1,815
Stretch marks look like hair...
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Female 19
unbanned, me too...
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Male 8,302
> The Before, During & After Of Child Birth

That`s easy.

The Before:
"No"
"No"
*glug glug*
*burp*
"Ok"

The During:
"Yes yes yes yes"
"Oh yes!!!
"Um, weren`t you wearing...?"
"Get me tuna flavored icecream and chocolate tomatoes, NOW"
"Ouch ouch ouch"
*POP*
"Oh how beautiful!"

The After:
"Be home by 9 I said! 9!!! Where the hell were you and your friends..."

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Female 97
Lando, I do agree...sortta. Triplets and more are very, very rare but they do happen naturally. Nowadays, it`s about 99% fertility intervention.
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Male 3,842
Oh and someone please explain to me why `lostinmexico` - a male IABer - knows how to cure stretch marks during pregnancy with cocoa butter????


I don`t know for sure, but I would guess that he is a father and is married to a woman who has had a child, and that was what she used, and he knows how good she looks. I would guess that because I am a father, too, my wife has had two babies (one at a time) and she still looks great.

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Female 1,260
Yeah, so after all that she gets to feed, change, burp, wipe up after and walk the floors with THREE? Aiyiyi...not for me girlfriend. Oh and someone please explain to me why `lostinmexico` - a male IABer - knows how to cure stretch marks during pregnancy with cocoa butter????
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Male 999
ithought that was hair
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Male 3,842
Triplets are un-natural. I`m not just saying that, I actually have a friend with triplets, and her denial that they used fertility treatments lasted about a day until she admitted it. Don`t worry, ladies, your stomach skin won`t expand like that if you have the number of babies that a human is naturally intended to have: one, or two at the very most.
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Female 1,043
3 months post partum looks...ugh. hopefully i`ll never have triplets...
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Female 4,376
Well to be fait she did have triplets so obviously she got bigger than average and possibly even had a C-section which could indicate some of the droop.

Though I admit I am already overweight and plan on losing at least 30 pounds before I ever (if i ever) have children so as not to end up looking worse off then i do now. Children are not worth it.

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Male 44
Cocoa Butter ladies. Apply twice a day during pregnancy and you won`t look anywhere near this bad.
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Female 471
Now, if only she knew how to use punctuation.. "pea`s" FFS
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Female 31
35 weeks looks like a boob =O
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Male 335
Is that hairOHMYGODTHAT`SNOTHAIR!!!
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Female 97
Well, she did have 3 of those babies inside her, so of course it`s going to look hideous. Some women bounce back better than others.


Me?


I looked like pooe to begin with. I did get some boobs outta the deal :)

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Female 5
Cute babies
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Male 1,232
Ewwe. Why does it look so hairy?
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Female 71
LOL, her belly`s not hairy, it`s all the shadowing from the wrinkles left behind. Ew..
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Male 906
it kinda looks hairy
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Male 265
dont worry ladies u can still have an abortion up to 23 or 24 weeks in some states
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Male 17
I just want to chew on her belly @ 3 months post partum..bet it tastes like Wrigley`s Spearmint Gum. Mmmmm.
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Female 673
@ paypay
Do you know how much it would help to adopt though? So what if part of their reason is for vanity? There are so many damn pro-life people fighting for people to not "kill" their fetuses/babies and if you`re one of them you should be happy there are people out there willing to adopt. The world`s overpopulated as it is. Let them be vain and adopt kids instead of reproducing.
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Female 778
she has 3 though.
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Female 291
Umm Ive had a kid and my stomacj is the same way it was before I got pregnant. She had Triplets people. Of course her skin looks like that. Not every chick who gets prgnant will have a roadmap after shes done. The people who are saying they dont want their stomachs to look like this obviously dont deserve to have children in the first place as they cannot get past their selfishness to see what a beautiful miracle having a child is. Jesus you people are superficial.
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Female 4,197
ok, I know more parents that have had 3 kids (one at a time, not triplets) and they have hotter stomaches than I did at 16. you probably will not end up looking like this, unless you have twins, triplets or quads. I have twins and don`t quite look this bad :/
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Female 208
What in the world would make adopting a baby, saving a baby already born from certain doom, selfish rather than just creating a new one?
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Female 78
you kno what.. all the ppl tht are saying they`re gunna adopt because they dnt wanna look like the after pic you dnt deserve to have a baby anyway. that is so selfish and you`re gunna be wrinkly when you`re old anyway.
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Female 5,222
well she had THREE ..ouch
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Female 46
omg no thank you. at first glance i thought the post partum picture was actually a hairy man. i think i`ll adopt...
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Female 307
It`s funny how most people are so shallow and vain.
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Female 101
Oh my.....
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Female 163
>>"not worthy of your bloodline if you choose to end it"<<

Here yee! I are thou royalty! My spermeth shall permeate in the wombs of many a wrenchy lass! This is thine bloodline!

SUCK IT.

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Male 1,071
Big deal...a little plastic surgery and she`ll be back getting knocked up in no time!
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Male 177
well when you take into consideration the effect of it being triplets its different from just 1 baby
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Female 61
"not worthy of your bloodline if you choose to end it"

what is this, the 15th century?
btw adoption is an amazing thing, and adopted children are no different than biological children!

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Male 197
wow. What a f*ck`n waste. What little you can see of her HAD a nice profile. Now her husband has that to look forward to. Pity. One more reason not to want kids
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Female 74
Elphienotfae.. I think its her excess skin just folding over itself, although it does look pretty hairy!
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Female 25
FadGadget you are worthless. How dare you say that when there are millions of children that deserve a home, and would get a wonderful one if they were adopted. That being said, even though adopted children are not biologically those of the adopted parents, that does not make them any less of their child. And when and if those children decide to adopt their own children or have their own biologically, this is in no way ending any sort of bloodline! What a stupid idiotic thing to say.
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Female 32
You are an idiot FadGadget. What`s wrong with adopting? It`s a wonderful thing to do.

No everyone needs to have kids of their own, and many people can`t. I think it`s wonderful when someone chooses to take in an unwanted baby who wouldn`t have known a family`s love and support.

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Male 76
To all the woman here who say they`ll adopt instead of having children of their own: Kill yourself ASAP.
You are not worthy of your bloodline if you choose to end it.
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Male 6
"Why is her stomach all hairy? (in the post patrum pics.)"

It is just stretch marks.

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Male 1,837
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

*break*

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Female 158
Why is her stomach all hairy? (in the post patrum pics.)
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Male 25,417
Wow, thats cool and bad at the same time, but thats not how all pregnancies go!
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Male 383
eww. i really never wanted kids, Yay me!
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Male 17,512
Looks like she had a Cesarean.
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Female 112
Did her boobs shrink? They look much bigger in pic one....
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Female 18
that`s octomom
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Female 850
This is the 2nd reason that if I plan to have kids, I will adopt.
The first reason is extreme pain.
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Female 105
My twin and I were only a day early and my Mom says the skin on her stomach was starting to split by the end of it. (We were both around 7 lbs). It can get pretty nasty.
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Female 1,283
Ouch, birth looks quite painful =/
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Female 126
is is the main selfish reason why I would adopt instead of givign birth
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Female 116
it looks like this because she had triplets....having just one baby doesn`t make the stomach look this gross
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Male 322
I am aroused.

I think.

No, wait. I looked at the after pic. I`m not anymore.

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Male 3,619
oh... wow, i can`t find words... this is hot.
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Female 877
ewwww does womens` stomach looks like that after birth???
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Female 107
ugh, yeah, I`m never going through that. If I feel the need to raise a something that isn`t furry and capable of eating on its own within a month, I`ll adopt one of the millions of abandoned children.
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Male 1,406
The during? I thought it was going to have a picture of childbirth... well, maybe next time.
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Female 1,441
Biological comprehension fail IAB (and most people in the comments).

a) She had triplets which causes a lot more stretching than just one child.
b)It goes back to normal in few months.

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Female 236
Yeah it takes a little while for it to firm back up.
*thank god having kids didn`t make my tummy look like that!*
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Male 478
she looks hairy in the after pic
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Male 2,690
And she looks so great in the first pic, ouch.
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Female 8,006
She did seem a tad large- but triplets explains it! It will go back, never quite the same, but who the hell cares- I`d rather have children than a perfect tummy!
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Male 483
I just threw up a little... :/
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Female 64
it all goes back to normal after awhile. But having triplets and being that tiny to begin with ya there will be sagging. She will recover.
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Female 229
I had a sterilization procedure over a year ago. No kids for me... unless I can genetically engineer them.
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Female 57
oh well she got three beautiful babies in the end. Just save up for a tummy tuck
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Male 147
Ahem, mutilate not mutate sorry...
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Male 147
It seems to me that she decided to do this to herself, so the stretch marks are more of a badge of honor to her rather than a disfigurement. Think about all the things people willingly mutate on themselves like piercings, tats ect.
BUT don`t forget humans are not designed to have litters.
As a general rule in nature, the creature bears the amount of young equal to the amount of lactating breasts minus one.
With most normal pregnancies the stretchmarks are NOT like that.
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Female 519
Her belly button looks like a granny fanny now.

I hope for the sake of the woman who one day bares your children that you grow up long before then.

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Female 767
That would be with triplets. And a lot of women stretch well, actually. Some people are tiny despite the triplets. I feel bad for her, though. She seemed quite fit.
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Female 1,190
HELL NO!
but thats the 18 year old me, who knows about later :P
when my mom had me she didnt get any stretch marks, she even got a C section and didnt scar from that, but it was only me in there, not three lol
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Male 801
Her belly button looks like a granny fanny now.
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Female 519
Its different for every woman. Some women get stretchmarks whilst others don`t and some women can have triplets and look ten times better after birth than a woman giving birth to one.. you really can never tell.. the most you can do is ask or look at your own mother.. its usually in the genes.. So I know I will be getting madass stretchmarks and put on a ton of weight.. But hopefully by the time I do decide to reproduce I will be in the state of mind and life where the children are more important to me than my looks..
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Female 1,401
uggh... UGHHH!!! ew.

i love kids and plan on having them, but still... uggh

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Female 9,561
Not now, but I do want kids in the future...
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Female 4,039
I don`t have any kids myself, but all my friends do, and one even had twins and NONE of them, not even her, wound up looking like that!!!

Haha - I did faint once when one of them made me touch their belly to feel the baby move when it was really big! I felt so bad, but I got all creeped out by it!!

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Male 127
Lulz @ hairy-looking stomach.
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Male 88
My other halfs belly was pretty much normal after a couple of years. Having a kid compleltely bolloxed up our sex life though and after 4 and half years of that I eventually bolloxed up the relationship. I`m down with the hugs tho, she won`t end up a total screwball.
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Female 407
never in my life.
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Female 110
"i seriously doubt these are `natural` triplets, probably another of the latest fad of having doctors implant multiple eggs, while the mother never considers the future and how to handle what is to come"

You`re a dumbass.

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Female 507
AND THEN PEOPLE WONDER WHY I DON`T WANT KIDS. Really, there`s overpopulation, THIS stuff happens, bleh. She must have had to eat a lot for three kids and herself.
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Female 109
It`s because she had triplets. Normally it`s not that bad.
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Female 247
I will admit that having a child changes your body forever, but I had a baby (only one) and nothing even half that bad happened to me.
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Male 4,807
Welcome to reality everyone.
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Male 4,745
Having kids is the best thing that can happen to a person. Just be sure you are ready for it. Think about how much work you think it will be, then multiply that by ten.
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Male 10,440
Triplets are rare. Most pregnancies aren`t that extreme.
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Male 480
Damn children, ruining a nice body. Why must children destroy everything??
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Male 3,014
!WARNING! THIS POST IS SARCASM !WARNING!

Well then just don`t have triplets. Duh.

!WARNING! THIS POST IS SARCASM !WARNING!

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Male 4,867
thats just fugly..
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Male 2,703
yet she didn`t get any boobs...
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Female 150
yes
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Male 133
My eyes!
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Male 418
i seriously doubt these are `natural` triplets, probably another of the latest fad of having doctors implant multiple eggs, while the mother never considers the future and how to handle what is to come
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Male 269
well, that was the most unintentionally arousing picture i`ve seen all day
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Male 339
Well that was with triplets....my wife never got that big with any of our kids.
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Male 7,378
Ruined for life.
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Female 204
And then there are women who are able to have only one child at a time and return to their pre-baby body. It`s not ALL like this!
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Female 268
so cute hahah
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Male 198
I mean she had a sexy a$$ waist before.
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Male 20,830
Link: The Before, During & After Of Child Birth [Pics] [Rate Link] - Ladies, are you sure you want to go through with it?
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