The 6 Horrific Ways Pop Culture Has Misused Santa

Submitted by: XXN-A-T-ZXX 7 years ago Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article/18346_the-6-most-horrific-ways-pop-culture-has-misused-santa-claus/

Here are some uses of Santa Claus that, like magic, will convert your holiday spirit into deep, dark depression.
There are 18 comments:
Male 79
OMG! POOR SANTA!
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Male 38
Where was mommy kissing Santa Clause
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Male 25,416
Wow, thats disturbing, my innocense has been taken away! :(
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Male 1,190
Santa Porn, lol!!!
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Female 509
I love Santa Scissorhands.
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Male 759
The best misuse of Santa, however is The Hogfather by Terry Pratchett. It`s a cracking book.
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Male 130
hahhaah santa porn
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Female 895
I want to up grade my Santa to the Japanese Santa.
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Male 228
Why did I suddenly laugh when I read about "reservations at KFC"? How exactly did this happen anyway? I know that buying a cake is a Japanese tradition, hence the term "Christmas Cake", which is a woman who is 26 (or older) who is unlikely to be married simply because she is 26 (or older).
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Male 7,585
can we possibly not turn it into a religious debate for once
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Male 321
Christmas in the first place is missused, the christians stole it from the peagans to gain more followers
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Female 4,039
I like the candy dispenser. Everyone knows Santa poops candy.
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Female 9,400
Santa porn... *twitch, twitch*
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Male 9,306
"How can you misuse a fictional character?"

Rule 34.

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Male 3,842
I love Cracked, this was funny and made me laugh.
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Male 1,931
How can you misuse a fictional character?
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Male 7,585
who the hell is watching santa porn?
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Female 123
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