Teen Tries To Get Clever On His Math Test [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

He fails to realize his teacher is much more clever. Fails test.
There are 79 comments:
Female 193
Yeah, SalokinX, I never said I had the answer. Never said it was easy: no claim at all hinting I knew the answer. Additionally, I don`t see you with the answer either. Maybe YOU should go back to kindergarten to learn some simple sentences, eh?
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Female 4
I love teachers like that... :)
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Female 72
WIN.
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Female 36
lol I was like, that`s dumb... then i saw the second pic
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Male 8
haha thats great
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Male 93
NOW THATS A COOL TEACHER!!!
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Female 61
Student: 0
Teacher: 1!
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Female 291
Who gives a flying fu*k what the answer is?
That teacher seems great!lol
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Female 24
:L i love how some people on here try to solve the problem.
why?
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Male 51
Hitaki318, hahahahaaha that is VERY easy. If you are using a calculator to solve that you should go back to kindergarten and start learning math again.
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Male 720
The answer is... Who gives a f_ck, I`m on break bitches.
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Female 2
hahahahahahHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHULARIUS HAHA AHA :i-)
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Male 1
honestly? the answer is 2/(x+1)...
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Female 193
"This problem is easy."
"He`s stupid."
"I can do this problem, simple."
= None of them have the answer.

And now someone will post the answer after either solving it or putting it into a calculator they found on Google.
Magical, isn`t it?!?

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Male 1,093
he also fail to draw the elephants dong
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 690
holy crap this problem is so easy and I`m an idiot at algebra. looks like someone is failing algebra 1/2
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Male 29
It`s been years since I took algebra and I can do that problem. This kid is retarded.
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Male 202
that prob would be easy for me whatever the prob is. you just have to know that space time is curved
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Male 2,220
However the question in Demoncurtains example is poorly worded, the answers its looking for are presumably... approx square root of 3 and 5m respectively.
but...
An object is only at rest when it stops completely isn`t it? If its still accelerating how can it be at rest?
The spring hasn`e been defined as perfect either, so how is the student to account for the efficiency of its return?
Finally, and most damningly - what is the elasticity coefficient for a very small elephant?
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Male 2,220
Demoncurtain: thank you, finally the answer makes sense. I also like the way the teacher has responded with a small picture of the USS Enterprise, thereby acknowledging the students clever cicrumvention of the question as per the Kobiyashi Maru test.
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Female 54
mlia?
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Male 170
my god

you deserve that -3 for such a question

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Female 208
I see how you can be too tired and too lazy to even try to attempt stupid algebra like that.
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Female 523
hahahaha awesome teacher!
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Male 244
Fail on the part of the student for copying this gem:

Also, that problem is easy.

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Female 1,043
lol at the teachers comment
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Female 509
Elephants have tails!??
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Male 905
hahahaha ohh math. so eassyy
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Male 153
im soooooo doing that on my next test and making a tail and circiling the tail over and over
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Male 294
I could have sworn a kid in my AP stats class did the exact same thing on a test. But that clearly is`t stats on the sheet there.
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Male 15,510
He fails at failing
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Male 2
@Xutar who said: 2(x+8)/(x^2+8x+7)
im such a nerd...

Reply- Don`t worry bud, you`re not a nerd.
2(x+7)/(x^2+8x+7).

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Female 464
I actually enjoyed doing this kind of math back in the day.
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Male 1,067
This elephant seems to also have some form of physical deformity as well as a distinct lack of tail
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Male 332
one of the better test answers ive seen here...
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Male 74
@xutar

simplify.

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Male 170
my response for full credit would be "not if you cut them of....with the power of math"
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Male 154
2(x+8)/(x^2+8x+7)

im such a nerd...

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Female 4,376
That is awesome
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Male 394
Ha, awesome.
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Female 3,696
Ouch..MINUS points, that sucks..
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Female 1,244
That`s a great teacher haha
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Male 177
My math professor would totally write that!!!
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Female 281
"I feel like the most retarded part is the fact that the elephant isn`t blocking anything at all."

I think he meant it to block the area below the question where he could work out the problem.

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Female 36
i wrote that on my test but i used a turtle and i got full credit.
obviously, that is a mean, mean teacher.
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Male 533
Why do all teachers/professors have the same hand writing?
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Male 1,073
Actually, partial fractions are algebra. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partial_fra...
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Male 172
Oh Snap!!!
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Male 2,148
I feel like the most retarded part is the fact that the elephant isn`t blocking anything at all.
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Male 99
partial fractions is calculus. this is called common denominators. he just has to simplify it
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Male 431
the teacher is way more awesome than the student! haha
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Female 27
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA he wanted to do that test joke...soooo stupid..
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Male 25,416
U was totally gonna post this! its silly but cool!
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Female 4,028
Ha! Such a simple problem, too.
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Male 5,314
i always hated this kind of crap. when in my life would i need to solve a problem like that.
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Female 184
Ha, that`s what he gets.

I`m not gonna lie, though - I wish I had done something like this in HS

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Male 931
partial fractions...right?
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Male 1,929
a tick for uwholly12. Yes, the answer is 2/(x+1)
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Male 975
thorna kate is that a reference to me? if so then yes because i saw this joke almost 4 years ago and it looks like you guys haven`t
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Female 1
The purpose is to simplify. The answer is 2/(x+1).
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Male 191
Funnyexamanswers. Love the site.
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Female 9,572
lmfao, the comments are funnier then the picture.
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Female 1,571
haha. smart ass kid...smart ass teacher :P
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Male 59
So, you are trying to solve the problem?WTF?
:D
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Male 3,425
The point of this question isn`t to solve x, it`s most likely to simplify the equation.
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Male 213
hrlhrl2000

No, x = -7 makes it so you have 3/(-7+7) = 3/0, which is undefined. Not only that, but I dont think the whole problem is showing, because this equation doesnt equal anything, so you cant really solve for x.

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Male 4,290
[quote]Solved it. x=-7 suckers.[/quote]

You`ve made the mistake of reading the minus sign as an equals sign, since that`s the only way you`d have enough of a question to attempt an answer.

But if that were the question, then yes, x = -7 would be the right answer.

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Female 7
to the retard who "solved" it... your wrong as well... the elephant was closer.
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Male 377
older than my mum.
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Male 136
Solved it. x=-7 suckers.
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Female 237
Does someone think this kid was copying other such internet exam papers?...
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Male 4,807
He failed art class too!
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Male 975
or at least a similar joke i didnt see the tail part originally---some1 must have copied the same joke
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Male 975
this was on my physics teacher`s aim profile wen i was in 10th grade haha
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Female 1,395
Yeah thats a lame elephant; more like an obese mouse/probiscus monkey hybrid.
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Male 2,551
Haha, I wish my teachers were that awesome.
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Male 4,745
Idiot.
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Male 20,905
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