Tape Measurer Skills [Video]

Submitted by: LTimeLurker 7 years ago in Funny

No one"s sure how he does it, or if it"s even doctored footage, but this guy sure knows how to work a tape measure.
There are 47 comments:
Male 250
"... and he fights crime."
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Male 1,598
lol... pretty cool, but pretty useless skill
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Female 1,380
The only cool thing the guys at my work can do with a tape measure is get stuck snacks out of the snack machine :( lol
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Male 67
@dooflotchie
so true
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Female 126
Haha reminds me of a chameleon
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Female 336
And this is why your 3-bedroom house takes 2 1/2 years to be finished and is then $75,000 over budget!
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Male 260
wish it wasn`t fake, that would be awesome
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Male 83
... construction workers + boredom = useless... WHAT AM I PAYING THEM FOR!?!?!?
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Male 25,416
Pity it was fake! but when someone does this for real it will be cool!
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Female 355
That was awesome. :D
My dad is a contractor, and I`m going to show him this and force him to attempt.
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Male 504
This is possible but that tape measure has to be modded. The bearing inside has to be loose so the tape is able to fly that far.
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Male 848
Am I the only one looking for a tape measure right now?
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Male 10,440
Notice how they all cheer each time when he gets it.

That means it took him quite a few attempts to get it right, and they just cut out those.

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Male 418
i can do that, its easy. The funny part is these guys showing off how well they can goof off while getting paid. We Americans have lost all work ethics and is partly why we can`t grow anymore :/ .... i include myself, i goof off a bit too and get paid. yes i feel guilty after the fact, but hey, why not. :)
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Male 14
THAT IS THE SINGLE COOLEST SKILL I`VE EVERY SEEN IN MY ENTIRE dratING LIFE
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Male 287
Fake or not, that`s cool.
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Male 4,004
"i wish people would stop calling "fake". who CARES if it`s fake? you don`t look smart or intuitive if you point out the fake-ness. you look like a douche. bsides, this is TOTALLY real."

If saying a dog is a dog is stupid, but saying a cat is a cat is not stupid, then you are a hypocrite.

Translation: If saying a video is fake is stupid, then saying it`s real is also stupid... you tard.

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Female 48
second that cman. To me, it seems like that advent of the internet and viral media must have coincided with the complete demise of talent and skill in all mankind, because as soon as anyone does anything remotely cool, talented, skilful etc....it has people screaming “FAKE” at it immediately.
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Male 13
great comment cman, thank you
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Male 617
i wish people would stop calling "fake". who CARES if it`s fake? you don`t look smart or intuitive if you point out the fake-ness. you look like a douche. bsides, this is TOTALLY real.
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Female 25
I think it`s real.
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Female 1,283
That`d be awesome if that was real!
I think I have something more important than to play WoW...my life dream!
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Male 4,793
yep it`s fake :( darn, giving me false hopes..
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Male 1,244
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Male 127
Like others have said before me, this is fake.

0:21, the tape goes right through his palm.

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Male 2,690
Effin ridiculous
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Male 702
@CoffeeDilva
I`m not sure IAB is in charge of determining the authenticity of videoed skills. Perhaps you should have done your homework.
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Female 509
Nice! Another skill he can use at the... ... ...anyone have any ideas where he could use this valuable skill?
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Male 1,068
So that`s why it`s taken the construction crew 6 weeks longer to remodel my freakin` house.
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Male 2,050
@chimmeychang maybe in some alternate universe it could be fake. wait. i don`t even think it would be possible.
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Female 1,604
I just came across this on another site less than a week ago and that site says that it is camera trickery. need to do your homework IAB
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Male 431
Sort of Spiderman-like skills
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Male 17
I didn`t know ninjas were construction workers!
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Male 684
unless he has a highly modified spring release tape measure, which is unlikely to exist, the tricks he does are quite impossible. with a normal spring system you always have tension pulling the tape in, in the longer distance throws it seems the tape is actually pushing the tape forward. I have seen the sort of spring mechanism required at work mostly in toy cars, the kind that you "rev"up, and maybe that`s what he is using, in which case its quite possible, however in the first scene you see immediate retraction tension.
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Male 1,765
I wanted this to be real =/
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Male 2,796
WoW... who is he! Does he get paid by the hour to do contract work because I wanna hire him to drat around on the job!
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Male 14
ya it fell out of his hand at 0:21 i say it too
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Female 1,566
Yeah, Mercedzdanz is right, at :21 it goes through his hand.
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Female 4,039
Pretty cool - everyone`s good at something!
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Male 97
Fake, look at 0:21, the tape measurer falls through his hand.
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Male 575
yet another epic win.
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Male 1,403
that was pretty awesome

could this replace the beer pong vids?

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Male 2,050
Then he was fired for drating around on the job.
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Male 312
O____________________________________O
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Male 690
He needs to lose the gay buddy guy.
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Male 198
The tape measurer God has revealed himself unto us.
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Female 723
Link: Tape Measurer Skills [Video] [Rate Link] - No one`s sure how he does it, or if it`s even doctored footage, but this guy sure knows how to work a tape measure.
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