Suspected Robber Eats Evidence Whole [Video]

Submitted by: SilentFray 7 years ago in Funny

This suspect eats evidence while being searched and the cops never notice. Smart perpetrator.
There are 46 comments:
Male 96
Those are some ninja eating skills he has.
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Female 61
I love that smug look on his face after he ate it!
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Female 531
hahah damn he ate it like it was candy
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Male 130
4 white cops on 1 black guy.
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Female 94
heeheehee
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Female 2,549
He was arrested on suspicion of a bank robbery.
That piece of paper was the `note he passed to the bank teller demanding the money` - evidence
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Male 326
"It might have worked but they obviously got it on video."

The way our legal system works tho, they can`t prove what was on that paper. Obviously he has something to hide, but if that was the only evidence linking to whatever he`s suspected of...

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Male 131
To those who claim he ate the paper too fast. He did and it is possible. When you are that desperate you would do it too...
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Female 91
I don`t get it. Was it a ticket?
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Male 10,440
I`m thinking that wasn`t paper.
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Male 10,440
I don`t get it. If that was paper how could he have consumed it so quickly?

I remember back when I was a kid, it took several minutes of chewing before I could down even half a page.

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Male 3,431
It might have worked but they obviously got it on video.
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Female 509
...they look like they`re about to rape the dude... It`s okay, just close your eyes breathe through it, and think clean, happy thoughts.

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Male 2,958
-Yeah, whatever it was was probably perfectly innocent. He just decided while he was being searched that he was really hungry, and that paper just happened to look delicious.-

There`s thinking like a defense attorney ;)

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Male 1,256
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!1
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Female 340
bet that was a tastey snack
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Male 1,108
om nom nom
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Female 362
People have been eating evidence for centuries.

Still pretty funny though.

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Female 1,283
Wow, that was rather funny.
Hope that bag of coke doesn`t burst on ya, buddy.
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Female 3,598
i really wish that he could have gotten away with it... but now he probably has another charge added for obstruction of justice...
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Male 193
that was hilarious! if only they didn`t have a video tape he wouldn`t of got caught
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Male 383
HAHA i love it! his face is so concentrated
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Female 15,763
H`s going places in life, man.
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Male 440
fck the police
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Male 9
LOL! i love his little smile after he`s finished eating it.
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Male 716
He deserves at least a little time off his sentance for being so clever.
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Male 2,034
"You can`t convict someone for tampering with evidence unless you know it was evidence. It could have been his girlfriend`s phone number that he didn`t want his wife to know about. Or it could have been any number of perfectly innocuous things."

Yeah, whatever it was was probably perfectly innocent. He just decided while he was being searched that he was really hungry, and that paper just happened to look delicious.

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Male 25,417
Wow! very sneaky! wait till it kiks in, he will regret it!
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Female 4,028
Someone was desperate.
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Male 2,703
actually cobra, it looked like he did wonder and didn`t want to look like an idiot to the others...
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Male 4,290
Ant0n, your casually racist GIFs are not welcome here. Take some time out to think about that.
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Male 375
You can`t convict someone for tampering with evidence unless you know it was evidence. It could have been his girlfriend`s phone number that he didn`t want his wife to know about. Or it could have been any number of perfectly innocuous things.
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Male 65
Yeah real smart. Now he can face felony charges of tampering with evidence. Thank god it wasn`t recorded on camera...oh wait...dang!
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Female 1,564
haha that was pretty clever! bad thinking for robbing a bank... smart thinking about eating the evidence!
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Male 7,817
what was it? it really doesnt matter, he is a genius and that cop is an idiot. did he not wonder where the thing he placed on the car went?
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Female 2,509
i usually don`t root for the badguy but

bahahaha nom nom nom

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Male 8
This video is from Twinsburg, OH. The suspect robbed a bank, and has a bag of money covered in ink in the car. What he ate was believed to be the note he handed the bank teller.
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Male 967
Nom nom nom "Yeah, it`s that important"
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Male 266
I guess it can`t be used against him now, even if they do have the video of him eating it. That pretty sly though!
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Male 12,138
What did he eat?
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Male 382
The Suspect`s face says it all. "This needs Steak sauce."
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Male 4,807
Nom Nom Nom... Suckas
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Female 135
Ha ha ha!! That was slick. He looked like a dinosaur eating leaves.
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Female 1,395
Well, they noticed when they watched the playback, bt yeah, this was hillarious =p hehe, the look on his face ` helloooo, time for a snack ;)`
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Male 4,745
I hope that wasn`t a sheet of acid.
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Female 678
Link: Suspected Robber Eats Evidence Whole [Video] [Rate Link] - This suspect eats evidence while being searched and the cops never notice. Smart perpetrator.
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