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Date: 12/24/09 09:06 AM

114 Responses to Steven Has A Facebook Confession To Make [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:19 am
    Link: Steven Has A Facebook Confession To Make - JUST KIDDING, OMG, HE DID NOT WRITE THIS! SERIOUSLY! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, I SWEAR!
  2. Profile photo of scizzor
    scizzor Male 13-17
    31 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:23 am
    stretched picture is streched
  3. Profile photo of MagsHeadroom
    MagsHeadroom Male 18-29
    86 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:24 am
    You could just link us to Lamebook and cut out the middle man.
  4. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:25 am
    I SWEAR THIS MADE ME LOL
  5. Profile photo of sweetie1992
    sweetie1992 Female 30-39
    12 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:26 am
    That is too funny
  6. Profile photo of Steve0x757
    Steve0x757 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:26 am
    hahaha
  7. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:27 am
    Steven`s gagging for it. Or rather, his schizophrenic alternate personality, "Warrior", certainly is...
  8. Profile photo of repost
    repost Male 13-17
    190 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:27 am
    wow

    just
    wow

  9. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:27 am
    picture aspect ratio fail
  10. Profile photo of d27and
    d27and Female 13-17
    111 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Oh my god. This is so bad. And so badly hilarious. xD
  11. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:28 am
    LOL LOL LOL a friend of mine pranked another friend like this. Needless to say he nor the mom weren`t too amused but I thought it was funny at least. :D
  12. Profile photo of razr
    razr Male 13-17
    20 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Thats gross on any level.
  13. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:31 am
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Maybe he has a split personality lol
  14. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:31 am
    I must say, I know a few people who`ve been "facebook raped", although the comments usually just consist of something like "i luv bum" or something stupid. Whoever did this (if someone really did hack his account, and he doesn`t just have split personalities) is a genius.
  15. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:33 am
    First of all. This whole image is stretched, secondly-now we`re just taking things from Lamebook.

    LAME.

  16. Profile photo of jshank91
    jshank91 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:39 am
    this image was stretched when i first looked at it. i refreshed and it worked...if not here`s the link to the original post. http://whatthefacebook.com/fail/confessi...
  17. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:48 am
    You keep classy Steven!
  18. Profile photo of Armitage
    Armitage Male 18-29
    149 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:49 am
    `First of all. This whole image is stretched, secondly-now we`re just taking things from Lamebook.

    LAME`

    All I had to do was refresh the page... not too difficult. Also, why is it lame? I`m grateful for a website which has a variety of material from different sources, probably because I don`t spend all my time browsing pointless websites and haven`t seen most of it before.

  19. Profile photo of Armitage
    Armitage Male 18-29
    149 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Oh and i notice

    `now *we`re* just taking things from Lamebook`

    Note the `we`

    yet;

    Links by baileyabb
    (baileyabb has not added any links)

  20. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:10 am
    FAIL!
  21. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1498 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:12 am
    haha poor guy :P

    and if you dont like it baileyabb... specially when the title says "facebook"...dont click it

  22. Profile photo of RomanticGoth
    RomanticGoth Male 13-17
    48 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:17 am
    whether or not this is real, this is really, really messed up.
  23. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:31 am
    wooooooooooooooooow....
  24. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:36 am
    Hilarious! I actually think it`s called schizofrenia.
  25. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:53 am
    I think this guy has an evil little brother.
  26. Profile photo of Faramir13
    Faramir13 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Why such a picture?
  27. Profile photo of SalokinX
    SalokinX Male 18-29
    51 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:07 am
    hahhahah that was funny... reminds me of the day i sent a text to all of my friend`s contacts from his phone saying he had to come out of the closet
  28. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:08 am
    haha. thats great.
  29. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:09 am
    WoW... change your password dude.
  30. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:20 am
    "whenever I`m lucky enoug to see you..."

    hahaha, enoug. made me laugh

  31. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Ha, that`s AWESOME!!!
  32. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:31 am
    The original letter sounded jokingly enough to not take it seriously...

    It was either him being a facetious dick, or his friend being one... kinda obvious to me. Dumb woman.

  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Failed!
  34. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:35 am
    Fail in his shirtless profile picture, total douche.
  35. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:38 am
    Well I don`t go on Lamebook. Keep these coming. If you guys constantly are let down by the number of things on here that you`ve already seen on 10 other link sites**, it might be time to go outside. Thanks.

    ** Link sites are the sites on the interwebz that find entertaining material from all reachs of the internet, to put them in one convenient place for you. Shockingly enough, I-A-B has never posted a single link out of nearly 50,000 that could be considered original material. Visiting a list of list sites will just have you seeing the same things over and over again, because thye`re usually made up of things that are popular online at the moment. This common sense moment has been brought to you by Odor Eaters, Sketchers, and #primetimekinsmom.

  36. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:38 am
    i dont know whether or not to believe him.
  37. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:50 am
    i don`t believe him. he would`ve changed his password the first time it happened.
  38. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:54 am
    bahahaha. That was rather amusing.
  39. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    hahaha ah facebook, you are my favourite sin
  40. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    maybe he`s a roid head and doesn`t know to chage his password, lol
  41. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    "he would`ve changed his password the first time it happened."

    He did... he changed it from `pecs` to `biceps`

  42. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    I believe him, look at the first post and the apologizing post. The first one uses "u" and "ur" at different parts and "you" and "your" in others. The real steven uses "you" and "your" consistently through out.

    That said I wonder if telling her she`s not hot and unscrewable is really the best way to remedy this situation.

  43. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    I thought that was halarious and discovered the whatthefacebook.com site at the same time.
    I wasted almost an hour laughing my ass off at some of the stuff there.
  44. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    I really, really, really, REALLY hope this is legit.
  45. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    If he smart, he should change his password.
  46. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    No matter what the truth of the situation is, this dude`s an idiot. If he did write the original post, he`s an idiot for thinking that it would not totally freak her out. If he didn`t, he`s too f@cking dumb to change his pass. Either way, Steven fails at internet.
  47. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    this is great. ^_^
  48. Profile photo of porkstein
    porkstein Male 13-17
    5 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    I like:

    "I swear to your life ... and everything I love that I did not write this email"

    Sorta gave it away there Stevie

  49. Profile photo of chillydown
    chillydown Female 18-29
    25 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    People take Facebook too seriously. Sheesh!
  50. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    opiebreath:

    meeeeeeeeeeee too. ^_^

  51. Profile photo of AC1
    AC1 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    I seriously doubt he actually sent that message, whether it was meant as a joke or didn`t happen at all. The only way I can see someone taking a screenshot like that and spreading it is if the incident never existed and is entirely fake or if someone actually did hack his account.
  52. Profile photo of AC1
    AC1 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Still hella funny.
  53. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    hahaahh, thats great!

    and - "This common sense moment has been brought to you by Odor Eaters, Sketchers, and #primetimekinsmom." that made my day pel

  54. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    lol. He should have just deleted it and changed his password and then explained to the woman what happened.
  55. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    Thats a great prank
  56. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    She`s much worse than the original message, because she can`t tell the difference between consensual sex and rape. Anyone that warped is dangerous.
  57. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Split personality disorder?
  58. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    You know, changing your password isn`t going to do poo if some one is actually hacking into your account.
  59. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    "Thursday, December 24, 2009 2:28:13 PM
    You know, changing your password isn`t going to do poo if some one is actually hacking into your account. "

    99% of the time when someone says they got their facebook "hacked", it means someone got control of their password, so changing it works.

  60. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    Hahaha...
  61. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    Steven looks fat o_0
  62. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    I was fine up until "I still want to make love to you" then I busted up laughing like nobody`s business. Oh, that`s delicious.
  63. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    ahahhaha. he does look fat.
  64. Profile photo of tompar
    tompar Male 18-29
    13 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    omg hahahaha

    pwned

  65. Profile photo of marcos_g45
    marcos_g45 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    LMAO that guy got really pwned
  66. Profile photo of peglegsam
    peglegsam Female 18-29
    95 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    hahah
    oh steven.
    trying too hard
  67. Profile photo of loveballet
    loveballet Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    lmfao. "ENOUGH is ENOUGH Steven!" XD
  68. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    and that`s all I have to say about that

  69. Profile photo of v_ataraxic
    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    haha, dont give your password out so easily next time. I PROMISE I DON`T THINK YOUR HOT AND I WOULD NEVER EVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
  70. Profile photo of CobwebVamp
    CobwebVamp Female 18-29
    15 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    haha, shaaaame xD
  71. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Oh wow, what a douche
  72. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    How did she get that he wanted to rape her from his message? She needs to work on her reading comprehension.
  73. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    That`s brutal.
  74. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Oh wow..im not sure if i want to die laughing or feel sorry for this guy for getting his profile hacked. Eh, i guess i`ll laugh!! XD!!!!
    that really sucks though lol.
  75. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Hahahaha. This is awesome XD
  76. Profile photo of NyQ
    NyQ Male 18-29
    375 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    whats funny is this is a screen shot from his inbox...so HE posted this incredibly embarrassing exchange? thats odd.
  77. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    NyQ, or a friend of his.
  78. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    HHAHAHAHAHAH thats the funniest hijack ever.
  79. Profile photo of sockdrawer
    sockdrawer Female 13-17
    63 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    LOL.
  80. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    ahaha awesomely brutal prank! i loled so much hahahah!

    the real message sender must be his ex, i know cuz i saw that before. he must`ve really pissed her off hahahah xD

  81. Profile photo of Rainwolf28
    Rainwolf28 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    How did she get that he wanted to rape her? It sounds to me like the kid (assuming he`s young because she threatens to speak with parents) was in love with her, or at least just want to get her into bed.
  82. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    Shouldn`t have capitalized the letters... -.-
  83. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    343 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    Every time there`s a Facebook screencap on this site, I am reminded that I have a Facebook account and that I should probably go check it.

    Oh yea... LOL! Poor guy.

  84. Profile photo of bdiekh2
    bdiekh2 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 12:13 am
    why would Steven take a picture of this? it just makes him look dumb.
  85. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 1:01 am
    "whats funny is this is a screen shot from his inbox...so HE posted this incredibly embarrassing exchange? thats odd."

    Except if someone else did send those messages, and Steven`s too dumb to change his password, that person may have been the one to post it. Epic Pwnage.

  86. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 1:53 am
    Rhino in heat..?
    He`s a female?
  87. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 4:18 am
    Haha! That would really suck if it weren`t him.
  88. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 5:12 am
    hahahahaha pwned
  89. Profile photo of GreenMonstR
    GreenMonstR Male 18-29
    58 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 6:32 am
    she must be pretty hot
  90. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 9:36 am
    lol
  91. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 10:05 am
    wow... this is why you dont leave your facebook up on ur computer!!! logout if ur leaving the room!!
  92. Profile photo of luvsushi
    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 11:11 am
    ahhhhahahah he has multiple personality disorder.
  93. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    hahahaha
  94. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Yeah, Believe a guy with that profile pic
  95. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    I wanna spank that steven
  96. Profile photo of nikki8696
    nikki8696 Female 18-29
    101 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    hahahahhahahahahahaha disguishing but oh so funny!!!
  97. Profile photo of omg-a-lion
    omg-a-lion Male 13-17
    115 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    weresphinx
    Male, 18-29, S. America
    156 Posts Friday, December 25, 2009 6:57:33 PM
    "I wanna spank that steven"
    You filthy ho. on christmas day??????
  98. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    He`s SO convincing... Not!
    But I found that to be quite humorous. Bp
  99. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    Hahahaha I don`t know what to believe! Did he or did he not? Either way, it`s hilarious!
  100. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    Lol. I like to believe he wrote all that in his sleep. Or perhaps his hands are possessed. I do actually believe that he didn`t write all that, probably a friend of his.
  101. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    Also, even if this was genuine, I think the woman`s reaction is a bit much. I would`ve thought something along the lines of "That`s not an appropriate joke to make and I don`t appreciate it" or maybe even "wow you creep me out stay away from me" would have been enough. Maybe not "I`m gonna tell everyone you`re a perv and get a restraining order"
  102. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    THE REAL ME ONLY WRITES IN CAPS JESSICA! I SWEAR TO YOU!
  103. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    YOU CAN TELL THIS IS THE *REAL* ME BECAUSE I`M WRITING ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!! <- AND LOOK AT ALL THE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <- SEE???!!!!!?????!!!!!
  104. Profile photo of daiquirikiss
    daiquirikiss Female 18-29
    12 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    probably left to take a dump and then his friend wrote it.
  105. Profile photo of heracy
    heracy Male 30-39
    33 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    I like to think he`s a bonkers mad skitzo stalker and does not know what his other personality is up too :P
  106. Profile photo of scotimann
    scotimann Male 40-49
    59 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:29 am
    It`s so funny he still uses the "sexy" picture when he begs her to believe he didn`t write the sexy stuff.
  107. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    hilarious
  108. Profile photo of silencio8441
    silencio8441 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:06 am
    i think its funny how he tries to get himself out of trouble with her by saying "i swear i dont think your hot and i swear i would never want to have sex with you" lol
  109. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    hahahhahaha thats awesome
  110. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 10:26 am
    lol
  111. Profile photo of Kat29223
    Kat29223 Female 18-29
    73 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    Notice that he started the message at 12:44 am
  112. Profile photo of DoomCookie79
    DoomCookie79 Female 30-39
    60 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    lol wow
  113. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    I have the answer! Beer! He was drunk! No one can do more damage to you than drunk you ;D
  114. Profile photo of Sweeetuh
    Sweeetuh Male 18-29
    10 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    ENOUGH IS ENOUGH STEVEN!

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