Steven Has A Facebook Confession To Make [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Tech

JUST KIDDING, OMG, HE DID NOT WRITE THIS! SERIOUSLY! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, I SWEAR!
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Male 10
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH STEVEN!
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Male 343
I have the answer! Beer! He was drunk! No one can do more damage to you than drunk you ;D
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Female 60
lol wow
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Female 73
Notice that he started the message at 12:44 am
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Female 135
lol
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Male 1,598
hahahhahaha thats awesome
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Male 3
i think its funny how he tries to get himself out of trouble with her by saying "i swear i dont think your hot and i swear i would never want to have sex with you" lol
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Female 572
hilarious
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Male 59
It`s so funny he still uses the "sexy" picture when he begs her to believe he didn`t write the sexy stuff.
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Male 33
I like to think he`s a bonkers mad skitzo stalker and does not know what his other personality is up too :P
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Female 12
probably left to take a dump and then his friend wrote it.
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Male 5,194
YOU CAN TELL THIS IS THE *REAL* ME BECAUSE I`M WRITING ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!! <- AND LOOK AT ALL THE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <- SEE???!!!!!?????!!!!!
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Male 617
THE REAL ME ONLY WRITES IN CAPS JESSICA! I SWEAR TO YOU!
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Female 1,963
Also, even if this was genuine, I think the woman`s reaction is a bit much. I would`ve thought something along the lines of "That`s not an appropriate joke to make and I don`t appreciate it" or maybe even "wow you creep me out stay away from me" would have been enough. Maybe not "I`m gonna tell everyone you`re a perv and get a restraining order"
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Female 1,963
Lol. I like to believe he wrote all that in his sleep. Or perhaps his hands are possessed. I do actually believe that he didn`t write all that, probably a friend of his.
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Female 606
Hahahaha I don`t know what to believe! Did he or did he not? Either way, it`s hilarious!
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Male 480
He`s SO convincing... Not!
But I found that to be quite humorous. Bp
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Male 115
weresphinx
Male, 18-29, S. America
156 Posts Friday, December 25, 2009 6:57:33 PM
"I wanna spank that steven"
You filthy ho. on christmas day??????
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Female 101
hahahahhahahahahahaha disguishing but oh so funny!!!
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Male 218
I wanna spank that steven
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Male 15,510
Yeah, Believe a guy with that profile pic
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Female 444
hahahaha
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Female 169
ahhhhahahah he has multiple personality disorder.
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Male 2,748
wow... this is why you dont leave your facebook up on ur computer!!! logout if ur leaving the room!!
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Male 497
lol
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Male 58
she must be pretty hot
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Male 383
hahahahaha pwned
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Female 4,028
Haha! That would really suck if it weren`t him.
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Male 130
Rhino in heat..?
He`s a female?
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Male 2,868
"whats funny is this is a screen shot from his inbox...so HE posted this incredibly embarrassing exchange? thats odd."

Except if someone else did send those messages, and Steven`s too dumb to change his password, that person may have been the one to post it. Epic Pwnage.

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Male 81
why would Steven take a picture of this? it just makes him look dumb.
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Female 342
Every time there`s a Facebook screencap on this site, I am reminded that I have a Facebook account and that I should probably go check it.

Oh yea... LOL! Poor guy.

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Male 1,523
Shouldn`t have capitalized the letters... -.-
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Female 82
How did she get that he wanted to rape her? It sounds to me like the kid (assuming he`s young because she threatens to speak with parents) was in love with her, or at least just want to get her into bed.
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Female 877
ahaha awesomely brutal prank! i loled so much hahahah!

the real message sender must be his ex, i know cuz i saw that before. he must`ve really pissed her off hahahah xD

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Female 63
LOL.
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Male 1,837
HHAHAHAHAHAH thats the funniest hijack ever.
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Female 2,674
NyQ, or a friend of his.
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Male 375
whats funny is this is a screen shot from his inbox...so HE posted this incredibly embarrassing exchange? thats odd.
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Female 1,682
Hahahaha. This is awesome XD
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Female 291
Oh wow..im not sure if i want to die laughing or feel sorry for this guy for getting his profile hacked. Eh, i guess i`ll laugh!! XD!!!!
that really sucks though lol.
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Male 3,431
That`s brutal.
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Male 3,755
How did she get that he wanted to rape her from his message? She needs to work on her reading comprehension.
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Male 2,690
Oh wow, what a douche
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Female 15
haha, shaaaame xD
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Female 208
haha, dont give your password out so easily next time. I PROMISE I DON`T THINK YOUR HOT AND I WOULD NEVER EVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
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Male 820
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[gump] and that`s all I have to say about that [/gump]

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Female 138
lmfao. "ENOUGH is ENOUGH Steven!" XD
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Female 94
hahah
oh steven.
trying too hard
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Male 46
LMAO that guy got really pwned
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Male 13
omg hahahaha

pwned

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Male 363
ahahhaha. he does look fat.
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Male 492
I was fine up until "I still want to make love to you" then I busted up laughing like nobody`s business. Oh, that`s delicious.
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Male 1,043
Steven looks fat o_0
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Male 316
Hahaha...
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Male 471
"Thursday, December 24, 2009 2:28:13 PM
You know, changing your password isn`t going to do poo if some one is actually hacking into your account. "

99% of the time when someone says they got their facebook "hacked", it means someone got control of their password, so changing it works.

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Female 3,562
You know, changing your password isn`t going to do poo if some one is actually hacking into your account.
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Male 1,598
Split personality disorder?
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Male 12,365
She`s much worse than the original message, because she can`t tell the difference between consensual sex and rape. Anyone that warped is dangerous.
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Male 4,014
Thats a great prank
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Female 4,376
lol. He should have just deleted it and changed his password and then explained to the woman what happened.
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Male 4,867
hahaahh, thats great!

and - "This common sense moment has been brought to you by Odor Eaters, Sketchers, and #primetimekinsmom." that made my day pel

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Male 35
Still hella funny.
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Male 35
I seriously doubt he actually sent that message, whether it was meant as a joke or didn`t happen at all. The only way I can see someone taking a screenshot like that and spreading it is if the incident never existed and is entirely fake or if someone actually did hack his account.
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Female 735
opiebreath:

meeeeeeeeeeee too. ^_^

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Female 25
People take Facebook too seriously. Sheesh!
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Male 5
I like:

"I swear to your life ... and everything I love that I did not write this email"

Sorta gave it away there Stevie

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Female 778
this is great. ^_^
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Male 2,868
No matter what the truth of the situation is, this dude`s an idiot. If he did write the original post, he`s an idiot for thinking that it would not totally freak her out. If he didn`t, he`s too [email protected] dumb to change his pass. Either way, Steven fails at internet.
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Female 9,562
If he smart, he should change his password.
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Female 15,763
I really, really, really, REALLY hope this is legit.
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Male 4,807
I thought that was halarious and discovered the whatthefacebook.com site at the same time.
I wasted almost an hour laughing my ass off at some of the stuff there.
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Male 672
I believe him, look at the first post and the apologizing post. The first one uses "u" and "ur" at different parts and "you" and "your" in others. The real steven uses "you" and "your" consistently through out.

That said I wonder if telling her she`s not hot and unscrewable is really the best way to remedy this situation.

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Male 516
"he would`ve changed his password the first time it happened."

He did... he changed it from `pecs` to `biceps`

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Male 219
maybe he`s a roid head and doesn`t know to chage his password, lol
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Male 1,148
hahaha ah facebook, you are my favourite sin
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Male 10,440
bahahaha. That was rather amusing.
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Female 523
i don`t believe him. he would`ve changed his password the first time it happened.
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Male 7,819
i dont know whether or not to believe him.
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Male 3,819
Well I don`t go on Lamebook. Keep these coming. If you guys constantly are let down by the number of things on here that you`ve already seen on 10 other link sites**, it might be time to go outside. Thanks.

** Link sites are the sites on the interwebz that find entertaining material from all reachs of the internet, to put them in one convenient place for you. Shockingly enough, I-A-B has never posted a single link out of nearly 50,000 that could be considered original material. Visiting a list of list sites will just have you seeing the same things over and over again, because thye`re usually made up of things that are popular online at the moment. This common sense moment has been brought to you by Odor Eaters, Sketchers, and #primetimekinsmom.

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Male 730
Fail in his shirtless profile picture, total douche.
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Male 25,417
Failed!
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Male 3,819
The original letter sounded jokingly enough to not take it seriously...

It was either him being a facetious dick, or his friend being one... kinda obvious to me. Dumb woman.

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Male 394
Ha, that`s AWESOME!!!
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Male 1,093
"whenever I`m lucky enoug to see you..."

hahaha, enoug. made me laugh

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Male 2,796
WoW... change your password dude.
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Male 1,078
haha. thats great.
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Male 51
hahhahah that was funny... reminds me of the day i sent a text to all of my friend`s contacts from his phone saying he had to come out of the closet
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Male 31
Why such a picture?
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Male 17,512
I think this guy has an evil little brother.
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Male 575
Hilarious! I actually think it`s called schizofrenia.
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Female 5,222
wooooooooooooooooow....
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Male 48
whether or not this is real, this is really, really messed up.
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Female 1,564
haha poor guy :P

and if you dont like it baileyabb... specially when the title says "facebook"...dont click it

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Male 10,855
FAIL!
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Male 149
Oh and i notice

`now *we`re* just taking things from Lamebook`

Note the `we`

yet;

Links by baileyabb
(baileyabb has not added any links)

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Male 149
`First of all. This whole image is stretched, secondly-now we`re just taking things from Lamebook.

LAME`

All I had to do was refresh the page... not too difficult. Also, why is it lame? I`m grateful for a website which has a variety of material from different sources, probably because I don`t spend all my time browsing pointless websites and haven`t seen most of it before.

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Male 964
You keep classy Steven!
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Female 4
this image was stretched when i first looked at it. i refreshed and it worked...if not here`s the link to the original post. http://whatthefacebook.com/fail/confessi...
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Female 895
First of all. This whole image is stretched, secondly-now we`re just taking things from Lamebook.

LAME.

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Male 3,425
I must say, I know a few people who`ve been "facebook raped", although the comments usually just consist of something like "i luv bum" or something stupid. Whoever did this (if someone really did hack his account, and he doesn`t just have split personalities) is a genius.
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Female 519
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Maybe he has a split personality lol
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Male 20
Thats gross on any level.
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Male 534
LOL LOL LOL a friend of mine pranked another friend like this. Needless to say he nor the mom weren`t too amused but I thought it was funny at least. :D
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Female 110
Oh my god. This is so bad. And so badly hilarious. xD
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Male 2,591
picture aspect ratio fail
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Male 190
wow

just
wow

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Male 12,138
Steven`s gagging for it. Or rather, his schizophrenic alternate personality, "Warrior", certainly is...
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Male 100
hahaha
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Female 12
That is too funny
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Male 1,093
I SWEAR THIS MADE ME LOL
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Male 86
You could just link us to Lamebook and cut out the middle man.
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Male 31
stretched picture is streched
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Male 20,830
Link: Steven Has A Facebook Confession To Make [Pic] [Rate Link] - JUST KIDDING, OMG, HE DID NOT WRITE THIS! SERIOUSLY! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, I SWEAR!
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