Spider Mating Dance

Submitted by: GlooStikk 7 years ago in Weird

Turn up the sound, this is crazy...
There are 81 comments:
Female 36
wtf did I just watch?? and why was I laughing??? did that spider have the equivalence of a boner? side note: now I kinda have the creepy crawling feeling...
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Female 250
So, he got some?
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Female 355
Am I the only one who was severely creeped out by that? D8
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Female 376
for some reason at the end i was laughing like a crazy person. looks like he`s trying to pull of that polka dance or something lmfao.
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Male 1,598
o.O should I we be worried?
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Male 13
you know hoe to make it less scary? close your eyes and imagine one of those old cars racing up the street, you know, like a T model, making bangs from the exhaust and there`s the accelerating sound and the neutral sound
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Male 2,220
VV Redhead perhaps?
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Female 18
I was really hoping the female spider would eat him at the end. Be all like "Nice dance, now you die!" I think there might be something wrong with me.
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Male 617
ummm...so what, REALLY bad arthritis? is that what spiders like?
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Female 13
I was so terrified, I had to laugh just to ease my nerves. That seriously scared me and I don`t know why.
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Female 94
Spider flamenco dancing.
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Male 130
spiders are disturbing
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Male 670
That was cool.

The first time I`ve ever been interested in a spider. And its mating rituals.

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Male 3,915
oh snap...sh*t got real right at the end...lolz
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Male 350
Great, thanks for the nightmares.
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Female 3,598
haha still more convincing than most guys pick up lines.
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Female 179
i`m terrified
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Female 155
The end made me laugh nervously.
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Male 3,255
Holy drat, lol.
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Male 16
the dance of the malfunctioning printer! ah i know it well
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Male 535
That just got more awesome as it went on. Started off kinda cute, then slowly built up to sheer awesomeness.
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Male 2,220
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Female 27
Sounds like an engine, a bit trouble with the start..
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Female 30
that is probably the coolest thing ive seen on i-a-b
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Female 7
how cute ^.^
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Male 322
Fart? Me? Nah, my spiders are going at it again.

This puts a whole new meaning to the "Barking spider" excuse.

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Female 15,763
And they say romance is dead!
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Female 26
if i play this...and spiders recognize it, are they going to come here in my sleep? lol
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Male 1,313
The next time I go to the club, I`m going to remember those moves!
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Male 1,068
I want to smash them both with the heel of my boot
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Male 138
sounds like a tractor and a cow
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Female 140
wow... That`s the same thing my boyfriend does when he wants some action!
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Male 1,371
@Snivellus

You have problems.

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Female 877
i remember this, i think it`s a repost, and a few people said "the noises are fake. they put them on the video afterwards". i believed in them, i don`t believe in many things, so maybe they have given a good evidence about it on that post`s comments
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Female 25
I certainly am aroused...
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Female 602
That was a pretty cute spider. :-)
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Female 36
o________e


ugh. i think the human mating process is much more awsome.

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Female 36
ooh. my god. that..was.. extremely entertaining.. yet soo disturbing
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Male 660
@OldOllie: LOL!
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Male 363
if i play this loudly, wont spiders flock to my desk.
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Male 143
Don`t you just hate it how they always cut right before the sex scene!?!
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Male 15,832
Sounds like he`s having all sorts of trouble. He`s idling rough, backfiring, and he can`t get it into first gear.
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Female 2,549
Ferrari spider ;-)
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Male 1,371
Is he revving up?
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Male 815
what in the freaking world was that?
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Female 1,386
Ahh zee spider, how beautiful it tis.

*Throws heavy book on both those suckers and stomps up and down*

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Male 209
If I was the girl spider right now, I would be all over him and his MANdibles.
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Male 4,807
Sounds like he grinding his gears. Might burn out his clutch if he keeps that up.
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Male 276
to bad he was eaten alive afetr the mating.....glad we are not spdiers
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Male 17,512
"That spider needs a tune-up."

FTW! LOL!

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Male 76
``SpoonFork``

perfect comment. made me lol

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Male 50
Hmm someone should use this as the background for a drum and base track...
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Male 163
it`s like the vibrator from hell!! The sound it makes, anyways.
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Male 438
kinda reminds me of a dude with finger symbols.
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Male 1,265
That spider needs a tune-up.
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Female 4,028
Creepy little bugger.
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Male 516
2:04 rolls around...

*STOMP*

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Female 536
Around 1:30, man, he was just rarin` to go.
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Male 2,796
"Seriously though...where was that noise coming from? I can`t imagine it coming from the spider..."

They had their own spider mariachi band out of view of the camera. They take requests and it was either spider mating dance beat or any tune from Daft Punk.

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Male 2,796
I did that last night. Found it doesn`t work well with humans.
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Male 163
crazy
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Female 414
Haha thats sick. I wish i could dance like that.
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Male 553
i like the pauses that he would make when he would flick his front mandibles up. It was like PAUSE :O!!
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Female 1,190
haha it is sometimes that easy for humans, its called a club
but generally alcohol is needed lol
ugh that was really creepy but also interesting
...i hate spiders :P
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Male 970
thats drating crazy
at what rate did it hit the ground?
thats how he made the sounds, right?
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Male 848
Ando: "if only it were that easy for humans."

Humans don`t tend to get killed if they do something wrong, though...

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Male 373
lol i think some genius animator should make a parody skit on this :)
if only it were that easy for humans.
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Male 2,690
That was friggin badass!
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Male 2,199
ratatatatata THWONK! ratatatatata THWONK THWONK! thats pretty catch... love how its getting more and more intense then at the end its just LETS GET BUSAY!!!
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Female 7
Flemenco dance at its best! :P
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Male 39
WOMAN, YOU BEST BE SEXING WITH ME
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Male 1
the sound is the vibrations from the spiders legs.they have put an microfone on a paper so we can hear it.

sorry for the bad english

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Male 215
I`m so aroused now
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Female 491
I`m a little scared now...
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Male 25,416
He better get laid after all of that!
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Female 519
This has made me decide that human males should also have to do a mating dance. :)

Seriously though...where was that noise coming from? I can`t imagine it coming from the spider...

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Male 600
aww... they dont show the good part...
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Male 293
I do this ALL the time...it gets all the chicks ;)
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Female 1,578
So much better than human porn... I mean uh... gross.
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Female 1,537
wtf?! what is he doing! haha it sounds like a broken machine of some sorts
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Male 1,297
Link: Spider Mating Dance [Rate Link] - Turn up the sound, this is crazy...
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