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Category: Weird
Date: 12/27/09 10:01 AM

81 Responses to Spider Mating Dance

  1. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Link: Spider Mating Dance - Turn up the sound, this is crazy...
  2. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1501 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:15 am
    wtf?! what is he doing! haha it sounds like a broken machine of some sorts
  3. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:17 am
    So much better than human porn... I mean uh... gross.
  4. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:24 am
    I do this ALL the time...it gets all the chicks ;)
  5. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:30 am
    aww... they dont show the good part...
  6. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:30 am
    This has made me decide that human males should also have to do a mating dance. :)

    Seriously though...where was that noise coming from? I can`t imagine it coming from the spider...

  7. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:34 am
    He better get laid after all of that!
  8. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:43 am
    I`m a little scared now...
  9. Profile photo of Mooshoo
    Mooshoo Male 30-39
    215 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:57 am
    I`m so aroused now
  10. Profile photo of AlexMan2008
    AlexMan2008 Male 18-29
    1 post
    December 27, 2009 at 11:11 am
    the sound is the vibrations from the spiders legs.they have put an microfone on a paper so we can hear it.

    sorry for the bad english

  11. Profile photo of ansurdu
    ansurdu Male 18-29
    39 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:13 am
    WOMAN, YOU BEST BE SEXING WITH ME
  12. Profile photo of hbelle
    hbelle Female 30-39
    7 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Flemenco dance at its best! :P
  13. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:26 am
    ratatatatata THWONK! ratatatatata THWONK THWONK! thats pretty catch... love how its getting more and more intense then at the end its just LETS GET BUSAY!!!
  14. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:29 am
    That was friggin badass!
  15. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:45 am
    lol i think some genius animator should make a parody skit on this :)
    if only it were that easy for humans.
  16. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:51 am
    Ando: "if only it were that easy for humans."

    Humans don`t tend to get killed if they do something wrong, though...

  17. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:55 am
    thats drating crazy
    at what rate did it hit the ground?
    thats how he made the sounds, right?
  18. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:57 am
    haha it is sometimes that easy for humans, its called a club
    but generally alcohol is needed lol
    ugh that was really creepy but also interesting
    ...i hate spiders :P
  19. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    i like the pauses that he would make when he would flick his front mandibles up. It was like PAUSE :O!!
  20. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Haha thats sick. I wish i could dance like that.
  21. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    crazy
  22. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    I did that last night. Found it doesn`t work well with humans.
  23. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    "Seriously though...where was that noise coming from? I can`t imagine it coming from the spider..."

    They had their own spider mariachi band out of view of the camera. They take requests and it was either spider mating dance beat or any tune from Daft Punk.

  24. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Around 1:30, man, he was just rarin` to go.
  25. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    2:04 rolls around...

    *STOMP*

  26. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Creepy little bugger.
  27. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    That spider needs a tune-up.
  28. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    kinda reminds me of a dude with finger symbols.
  29. Profile photo of IONIC
    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    it`s like the vibrator from hell!! The sound it makes, anyways.
  30. Profile photo of Cain523
    Cain523 Male 18-29
    50 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Hmm someone should use this as the background for a drum and base track...
  31. Profile photo of nicsaweiner
    nicsaweiner Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    ``SpoonFork``

    perfect comment. made me lol

  32. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    "That spider needs a tune-up."

    FTW! LOL!

  33. Profile photo of ammit13fma
    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    to bad he was eaten alive afetr the mating.....glad we are not spdiers
  34. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    Sounds like he grinding his gears. Might burn out his clutch if he keeps that up.
  35. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    If I was the girl spider right now, I would be all over him and his MANdibles.
  36. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Ahh zee spider, how beautiful it tis.

    *Throws heavy book on both those suckers and stomps up and down*

  37. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    what in the freaking world was that?
  38. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Is he revving up?
  39. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    Ferrari spider ;-)
  40. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Sounds like he`s having all sorts of trouble. He`s idling rough, backfiring, and he can`t get it into first gear.
  41. Profile photo of paradix
    paradix Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    Don`t you just hate it how they always cut right before the sex scene!?!
  42. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    if i play this loudly, wont spiders flock to my desk.
  43. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    @OldOllie: LOL!
  44. Profile photo of janiceinabox
    janiceinabox Female 13-17
    36 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    ooh. my god. that..was.. extremely entertaining.. yet soo disturbing
  45. Profile photo of KimmieFlavor
    KimmieFlavor Female 70 & Over
    36 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    o________e


    ugh. i think the human mating process is much more awsome.

  46. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    That was a pretty cute spider. :-)
  47. Profile photo of chillydown
    chillydown Female 18-29
    25 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    I certainly am aroused...
  48. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    i remember this, i think it`s a repost, and a few people said "the noises are fake. they put them on the video afterwards". i believed in them, i don`t believe in many things, so maybe they have given a good evidence about it on that post`s comments
  49. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    @Snivellus

    You have problems.

  50. Profile photo of batmanizzle
    batmanizzle Female 18-29
    140 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    wow... That`s the same thing my boyfriend does when he wants some action!
  51. Profile photo of mistamoni
    mistamoni Male 18-29
    138 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    sounds like a tractor and a cow
  52. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    I want to smash them both with the heel of my boot
  53. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    The next time I go to the club, I`m going to remember those moves!
  54. Profile photo of booboo89s
    booboo89s Female 18-29
    26 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    if i play this...and spiders recognize it, are they going to come here in my sleep? lol
  55. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 2:14 am
    And they say romance is dead!
  56. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 4:24 am
    Fart? Me? Nah, my spiders are going at it again.

    This puts a whole new meaning to the "Barking spider" excuse.

  57. Profile photo of Santhyria
    Santhyria Female 13-17
    7 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 6:09 am
    how cute ^.^
  58. Profile photo of LustHxC
    LustHxC Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 7:16 am
    that is probably the coolest thing ive seen on i-a-b
  59. Profile photo of Tanja-01
    Tanja-01 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 7:48 am
    Sounds like an engine, a bit trouble with the start..
  60. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:40 am
    Ole!
  61. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:53 am
    That just got more awesome as it went on. Started off kinda cute, then slowly built up to sheer awesomeness.
  62. Profile photo of ding_a_ling
    ding_a_ling Male 13-17
    16 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:57 am
    the dance of the malfunctioning printer! ah i know it well
  63. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:59 am
    Holy drat, lol.
  64. Profile photo of themetalhead
    themetalhead Female 13-17
    155 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 10:24 am
    The end made me laugh nervously.
  65. Profile photo of WtfDorkFace
    WtfDorkFace Female 18-29
    180 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 11:47 am
    i`m terrified
  66. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    haha still more convincing than most guys pick up lines.
  67. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    Great, thanks for the nightmares.
  68. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    oh snap...sh*t got real right at the end...lolz
  69. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    That was cool.

    The first time I`ve ever been interested in a spider. And its mating rituals.

  70. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    spiders are disturbing
  71. Profile photo of musicofnight
    musicofnight Female 30-39
    94 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    Spider flamenco dancing.
  72. Profile photo of AtomicHzrd
    AtomicHzrd Female 13-17
    13 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    I was so terrified, I had to laugh just to ease my nerves. That seriously scared me and I don`t know why.
  73. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    ummm...so what, REALLY bad arthritis? is that what spiders like?
  74. Profile photo of Caldyphen
    Caldyphen Female 18-29
    18 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:42 am
    I was really hoping the female spider would eat him at the end. Be all like "Nice dance, now you die!" I think there might be something wrong with me.
  75. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:30 am
    VV Redhead perhaps?
  76. Profile photo of Remir_Magrus
    Remir_Magrus Male 18-29
    13 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 1:13 am
    you know hoe to make it less scary? close your eyes and imagine one of those old cars racing up the street, you know, like a T model, making bangs from the exhaust and there`s the accelerating sound and the neutral sound
  77. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    o.O should I we be worried?
  78. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    for some reason at the end i was laughing like a crazy person. looks like he`s trying to pull of that polka dance or something lmfao.
  79. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    January 1, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    Am I the only one who was severely creeped out by that? D8
  80. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    So, he got some?
  81. Profile photo of smartiesxoxo
    smartiesxoxo Female 18-29
    36 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    wtf did I just watch?? and why was I laughing??? did that spider have the equivalence of a boner? side note: now I kinda have the creepy crawling feeling...

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